I’M ALIVE

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And how is it March 2026 already?

Yeah, i got lazy again and yeah, i let another 6 months go by again without a new post, just like last time.

But i’m still here! And an Amazon package just arrived today!

And wow, they actually shipped everything in boxes! (i’m not complaining)

In fact, they even used a whole box for just one Blu-Ray!

Fuck you paper bubble mailer!

What else is new?

So i’ve been getting HEAVILY into AI recently, over these last 6 months or so. Built myself a beefy new desktop PC last August.

It started off being an RTX 5070 (12GB VRAM) with 32GB RAM but i’ve since further upgraded everything and i’m now running an RTX 5090 (32GB VRAM) with 64GB RAM.

That black 5090 kinda bugs me though. Was trying to go for an all white build but i couldn’t find any white 5090’s around. The 5070 i had from before was white.

Also upgraded from an 21:9 monitor to a 32:9 OLED monitor.

Originally started messing around with offline AI models and LLMs running on Ollama and OpenWebUI, then i started messing around with Stable Diffusion and image generation, then i got into fucking around video (and more image) generation using Wan 2.2, LTX2, LTX2.3, Qwen Image Edit, Z Image Turbo, Wan Animate etc etc etc.

Honestly, there’s just way too much out there and there’s like new AI models to mess around with almost every other week. AI never sleeps.

I mostly just mess around trying out different workflows, customizing them and adding/changing different stuff around to make like the best workflows for whatever it is i’m trying to accomplish.

And it’s 99% just fapping material (or as the kids say these days, gooning material), undressing celebs and shit.

You know those IG and TikTok accounts of people suddenly transforming and ‘becoming’ random celebrities and shit? Yeah, i can do all that.

This is me messing around as Billie Eilish.
Just testing out jiggle physics, for science. As Susan Sarandon.
Remember that time when Pokimane didn’t realize her boob was falling out of her top?

I’ve also tried ‘remixing’ existing movie scenes.

You know that scene in ‘Inventing the Abbotts’ where Jennifer Connelly is obscured behind some bottles, having sex with some dude?

This scene. Everybody knows this scene.

Well, how about we see just a little bit more?

This is just me prompting for her to stand up.

You could always prompt for more, if you know what i mean.

And yes, ANYTHING is possible.

I love AI.

Of course, all of this is just AI slop and none of it is real. Just fake made up pixels.

But the possibilities are endless.

If we had all this AI stuff back in the early 2000s, this website would probably have been filled with AI-generated slop like this, lol.

12 thoughts on “I’M ALIVE”

  1. If I could turn myself into Pokimane I might never turn back

    #1 | Comment by nerima — March 27, 2026 @ 4:26 am

  2. The pixels were never real. They aren’t any less real now.

    #2 | Comment by Wheepie Annos — April 5, 2026 @ 6:33 pm

  3. I’ve been using AI extensively as a work and general research/note taking/brainstorming tool.

    I don’t dive deep into the litany of models and what not. I just use Gemini as it integrates all of my Google account seamlessly.

    A general use case is I feed Gemini or NotebookLM technical materials, manuals and service manuals/documents for the various equipment I work on. This expedites maintenance and troubleshooting. Not as a “please tell me the answer” tool but it makes it the most effective search engine possible for pin pointing relevant sections of material when thousands of pages are available.

    For “gooning” I just hop over to one of the many MANY capable AI pr0n artists out there and peek at their warez.

    #3 | Comment by Glitter — May 27, 2026 @ 4:42 am

  4. I wanna goon to photos of an old friend of mine. Have rtx3050 4gb, 16gb ram and m5 air 10/10 cpu/gpu 16gb ram, how do I go about that or is it better to just use my imagination?

    also, you just reminded me of “help, I’m alive”. Banger of a song

    #4 | Comment by vhw — June 4, 2026 @ 12:13 pm

  5. not with those specs (pc and mac), unfortunately. the more VRAM and ram, the better.

    i used to have a 12GB VRAM GPU and that was ok. you could get away with having 8 GB VRAM, but 4 is too low.

    but yeah, you can do shit like this with AI easy:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/cailee_AI.mp4

    although i think i kinda overdid it with the physics there

    #5 | Comment by Justin — June 6, 2026 @ 12:14 pm

  6. Is there a jiggle slider you can set to “less active”?

    #6 | Comment by nerima — June 8, 2026 @ 4:48 am

  7. you can adjust the strength of the breast physics lora (loras are sort of like plugins) to tone down the effect.

    speaking of sliders, there is a breast size slider lora where the setting the strength anywhere between -2 to +2 will adjust the breast size accordingly.

    https://civitai.com/models/1971502/wan22-breastchest-slider?modelVersionId=2235351

    Wan2.2 Breast/Chest Slider LoRA

    V2
    Adjust breasts size effortlessly:

    Negative (-2 to 0): Small (use prompt to help)
    Positive (0 to 2): from big to huge, (bigger than 2.5 works but destroy the image colors and contrast)

    This version adds less fat out of breasts.

    V1
    Adjust chest size effortlessly:

    Negative (-1 to 0): Slim down for petite, natural looks.
    Positive (0 to 1): Enhance curves for a fuller bust.

    Note: May slightly alter composition or add body fat at higher strengths; avoid extreme settings for best results.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — June 8, 2026 @ 7:12 pm

  8. To the TJNR readers of 20 years ago, Justin’s last comment would seem like pure witchcraft

    #8 | Comment by nerima — June 11, 2026 @ 8:28 am

  9. i know right.

    was thinking about what things would’ve been like if this was all doable back then.

    http://dontlinkthis.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/katheigl_AI.mp4
    http://dontlinkthis.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/jlh_AI.mp4

    cloth physics can be a little off sometimes. tends to clip through things.

    #9 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2026 @ 8:46 am

  10. here’s another fun thing to do. taking original photos like this:

    https://www.brandonelliot.be/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/04-Jewel-Staite-06410-Web-WM.jpg

    and doing this:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/jewelstaite_AI.mp4

    #10 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2026 @ 8:55 am

  11. Our dumb brains back then would have understood it was computer graphics but our jaws would have been on the floor

    Imagine being able to take any JLH photo and undress it with a few commands

    Minds absolutely blown

    Glad to see you’re still paying homage to the classics Justin

    #11 | Comment by nerima — June 13, 2026 @ 4:18 am

  12. my mind is still stuck in the 2000’s

    #12 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2026 @ 7:00 am

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