What a wild time to be a degenerate right now. We went from making shitty photoshopped nudes, to running uncensored AI models locally, inpainting, upscaling, reposing, total image overhauls and then straight into video generation.

Now, i’m literally changing up movie scenes. Jennifer Connelly in Inventing the Abbotts, that scene where she’s nude but half obscured by bottles in the foreground? Just make the camera push in past the bottles for a full view! Make her grab her own boobs and massage them for a really really long time? Why not!

Video of Jojo adjusting her bikini top? Just have her lift it up and play with her boobs! Why? Because you actually can now.

Cropped video? Just expand it to full body! Crusty early 2000s low-res pics? Upscale them into crisp detail! Bad camera angles? Just reposition the camera!

And to think, i remember when a 256-color, 640×480 GIF felt like absolute magic. Pretty sure i’ve still got a few tucked away somewhere on a hard drive.