YOU! Yes you. I have a coupla questions for you. Why are you here? Why are you on this site? Is this your first time on the site? How long have you been coming here? How did you even find this site in the first place anyway?
I get about 2000 people visiting this site everyday, yet i only get like 20 to 40 comments for each post. Usually from the same 10 people or so. I had over 300 people take that Friend Test thing i put up a while back. I know that you people are out there!
So i ask you just for this one time, to leave a comment on this post and answer some of those questions up there. I’m curious. I’m sure the other regulars are curious too.
I’m addicted to brown.
Come on lurkers. We don’t bite. Some of us are actually nice sometimes.
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — April 20, 2003 @ 9:31 am
Been reading for more then a year. 😀
Came across the site while I’m looking for some actress’s pic.
#2 | Comment by JiL0 — April 20, 2003 @ 9:41 am
Been reading since 2000 when I *think* the blogger boom occured. Was looking for nice blogs to emulate and found a really evil one with nekkid ladies (when Justin still hosted them on his server instead of the crap one now) and wicked posts by a guy that hates Malaysia LOL. Oh, and there used to be photos for topless M’sian college chicks somewhere… Not anymore I think Haha!
#3 | Comment by Zaaba — April 20, 2003 @ 9:54 am
I’ve been here lurking for a year, more interested in, yes, naked chicks, and (slightly) interested in what goes on in this page. The links are great, and occasionally, I’ll agree with Justin on some of his movie picks. Otherwise, well, Thanks, Justin.
#4 | Comment by cust71 — April 20, 2003 @ 9:59 am
don’t know when I first came here, think it was more than a year ago. I came here because someone linked to you.. I stayed for the girlies and bangbus passes ;)… later I came back for your posts…
#5 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 20, 2003 @ 10:02 am
ive been coming since last july and i think this site is awesome (because Justin is funny) and so i stayed. im pretty sure i came here by way of blinkerfluid.com and it beats most of the rest of the websites listed there. thanks for the great posts justin
#6 | Comment by hollowholes — April 20, 2003 @ 10:10 am
I have been here almost daily for probably the last three years, I forget exactly. Pretty much most of college though. I think I originally came here for the celeb pics, but since then have been one of those fucks that reads the posts but never comments.
#7 | Comment by r.k — April 20, 2003 @ 11:01 am
I’ve been reading for like a year and a half…I usually don’t comment because I just come to be entertained by the posts.
#8 | Comment by Bryan — April 20, 2003 @ 11:13 am
I found this site by looking at the stats section on Maddox’ webpage. I’ve been reading the site for a week or two. It’s ok so far, so I might keep checking now and then.
#9 | Comment by Tom — April 20, 2003 @ 11:19 am
I busted my leg up in Jan of 02 when my bike and I lost a fight with a truck and still can walk or work so I’m stuck here reading this.
#10 | Comment by bligityblah — April 20, 2003 @ 1:01 pm
Been here for a little over a year. I’ve come here first for the ladies and then for the Justin.
#11 | Comment by fu — April 20, 2003 @ 1:04 pm
I’ve been coming here entirely too long. Heh. Something like two years? I can’t remember why I found it, but I know it was trough google. I was probably searching for celebrity porn =X. And then, believe it or not, I found Justin’s posts to be amusing and interesting, so I kept coming. Only "e/n" site that I go to. \m/
#12 | Comment by josh — April 20, 2003 @ 3:11 pm
I’ve been here for slightly over a year. No idea why…It may have been a link on someone’s cam page. Not sure. Anyway this has become one of my daily stops along the super highway that is the internet. I enjoy the posts and the comments. Boobies are good too.
#13 | Comment by AKA postal — April 20, 2003 @ 3:12 pm
Damn Avril sounds pissed!
#14 | Comment by The Dragon — April 20, 2003 @ 3:21 pm
um… I came here about 2 years ago now, ah I think I was looking for b00bies… I found them and decided to stay. I come here every day now it’s like a second home.
#15 | Comment by Sliy — April 20, 2003 @ 3:21 pm
Been regularly reading the site since the stupid Malaysia era. Can’t even remember how I got here..
#16 | Comment by grip — April 20, 2003 @ 4:58 pm
been here since … about a year or something
you can thank amanda
when i first got here you were on the first days of your angelina jolie version. you’re funny as hell (welll… most of the time) and that’s why i keep on reading.
#17 | Comment by vhw — April 20, 2003 @ 5:20 pm
I arrived here during that eternal quest to find internet porn…and I stumbled across this page. I’ve been coming ever since, not just for the porn (although that helps), but for the pure entertainment on the front page. One day I’ll read through all those archives. Until then…
#18 | Comment by David The Lurker — April 20, 2003 @ 5:43 pm
I don’t quite remember how I came upon this site, or when for that matter. I read a couple of posts and kinda got addicted, i guess. i agree with just about all the movies Justin has. plan on reading the previous posts but until then
#19 | Comment by mackenry — April 20, 2003 @ 6:40 pm
i’ve been here for about a month, and i come for the young sexy teen girls that get their pics posted. And cause i like to read what is posted on the main page and the comments.
P.S: any hot girls can send me some pics, i’d really like it.
#20 | Comment by nived — April 20, 2003 @ 7:29 pm
i hate this site and i’m never coming back
#21 | Comment by whackedska — April 20, 2003 @ 8:55 pm
HAppy 4-20 everyone!!!!!!!!
#22 | Comment by whackedska — April 20, 2003 @ 8:56 pm
Third post one here, woot! LOL. Ive been reading awhile now. Mostly because I’m bored and this site just strikes myself as good reading material, yes, reading material. I found the site by just typing "Fucked up beyond all recognition" in google one day believe or not. It’s a long story, but that’s how I found ya Justin. LOL
#23 | Comment by Windsor — April 20, 2003 @ 9:19 pm
Some musings on your site; or, The Three P’s of FUBAR:
The pictures: Few are the websites that truly speak to us all, from the lowliest derelict pawing away at his keys in search of free pornography, to the highest noble, who could easily afford to pay for pornography but simply chooses not to.
The posts: The posts of FUBAR provide a glimpse into some of the day’s most gripping and immediate issues. For example, many young fans wondered if the author of the site is pop star Avril L., and if said person is in fact Avril, is she aware that she is a poser, and she sucks? Also, there are entertaining links, like the one where grown men were throwing broomsticks at each other and pretending they were lightning bolts.
The people: The folks of FUBAR seem generally to be a good-natured lot. Occasionally, an argument breaks out among the factions but this is usually quickly and brutally settled with an attack on one’s grammar, usage and mechanics–often with worse or equally poorly constructed sentences. I suspect these merciless barbs have resulted in the suicide of more than one shamed offender.
Mostly though, it’s a fun and enjoyable site to visit, much like Beirut once was. I’ll be glad however, when the demon is removed from the top of the page. To me, she is the picture of positive unhappiness.
Have Fun!
AP
#24 | Comment by AP — April 20, 2003 @ 9:44 pm
Came for pics…stayed for the witty social commentary. I’ve been visiting daily for about two years, but less since the Daveigh Chase layout went up.
#25 | Comment by Messenjah — April 20, 2003 @ 10:11 pm
I heart boobies.
#26 | Comment by Frozen4 — April 20, 2003 @ 11:17 pm
I completely afree with messenjah about the Daveigh layout…Also came for some celeb, stayed for….er….Justin? (in the most non-gay way possible…I SWEAR!)
#27 | Comment by Dave E — April 20, 2003 @ 11:19 pm
One late night at the good old college, I entered the computer lab, I don’t know, probably around 1 in the morning or so…I walked passed a computer that had this site opened up. It caught my eye because of the funky color. (you know, the puke green color, you know what I’m talking about ;)~) I looked around and no one else was there. Some dumb fuck forgot to log off the computer. I sat down and was about to log off the PC. As I sat there, I began to read, Justin was funny, his posts were interesting, and his links were awesome. Ever since, I sorta believed that page was left open for me to come across. (ok not really, but hey it is a thought right?) I have been coming back reading his (and the ladies) posts for over a year and a half now. Every once in a while, I would find a PC left on in the lab, I would open a page right to badinagoodway, in hopes that people would too find justin as interesting as I did. Don’t know if it worked or not, but I always could tell when someone was at your page, the URL would pop up as I typed it in. Now I have a place of my own, and I am still a regular visitor.
#28 | Comment by Schmite — April 20, 2003 @ 11:23 pm
been reading it as long as I can remember, few years, used to talk to justin back when only a few people did. course he doesn’t remember me now that he’s so great. I have no idea how I started reading this, but it wasn’t looking for porn.
#29 | Comment by neildogg — April 21, 2003 @ 1:36 am
Why are you here?
-Because I’m fresh like a can of picante.
Why are you on this site?
-I <3 boobs.
Is this your first time on the site?
-I've visited many a time.
How long have you been coming here?
-At least a couple years.
How did you even find this site in the first place anyway?
-I am an e/n junkie, despite the fact that term doesn't really exist anymore.
Now everyone visit my website, because chicks kissing rocks.
#30 | Comment by Najical — April 21, 2003 @ 2:22 am
* Why are you here?
Because I like your writting
* Why are you on this site?
Because I can’t get enough of it.
* Is this your first time on the site?
Heck no, I’ve been a regular for two years now. You’ve posted one of my emails and you sent me two.
* How long have you been coming here?
Two years and counting. I can recall the days when you would post up to 5 times a day or more.
* How did you even find this site in the first place anyway?
I was looking for the rules to the drinking game named FUBAR.
#31 | Comment by Lucy — April 21, 2003 @ 2:30 am
Been coming here since around October 2000. Found it looking for the Trish Stratus wet tshirt video. Ended up reading all the posts that night, staying up well into the morning. I keep coming back out of habit and boredom. Thats about it.
#32 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — April 21, 2003 @ 3:57 am
eh the first time I came here… I’m thinking it was about a year ago, I know it was before the avril layout. I came here because it was late at night, I was bored, and you are linked from thess’ page, then file not found.
#33 | Comment by charles — April 21, 2003 @ 5:10 am
I used to be cameing heres for banged-bus passwerds but not anymore since i is too bizee nowwadazes…
#34 | Comment by dikkok — April 21, 2003 @ 5:13 am
i’ve been coming here for about two years(don’t really know, and don’t care eighter)
I firs came in search of the Libby Hoeler vids
Stayed because of Justin, and probably boredom 2…
I don’t post here because i don’t give a shit about grammer and spelling 😛
#35 | Comment by nissol — April 21, 2003 @ 6:59 am
I been coming to your site around a year I think, think I got here on a link or something, not sure, and I come here for the posts…
#36 | Comment by andy — April 21, 2003 @ 8:18 am
Dunno how long I come your site. I know Jenn. She write good. She write here and she write other place too, but it gone now and she got other thingy. Has pretty pictures, or pictures of pretty thingies, I not sure which. You write good and have huge fan base. Me envious.
Adam
#37 | Comment by Adam — April 21, 2003 @ 8:32 am
I think a pattern is emerging (not that it’s NOT obvious or anything…)! Posts need to be dotted with more eye candy! Not Daveigh Chase and stupid Ring… LOL
#38 | Comment by Zaaba — April 21, 2003 @ 8:57 am
*YOU! Yes you. I have a coupla questions for you.
Shoot.
*Why are you here?
I have to be somewhere – consider the law of identity (i exist) + conservation of mass (i must have physical properties). I did not ask to be here and am actually very ambivalent about being anywhere.
*Why are you on this site?
FUBAR is brain-candy. Yum. Far more interesting than periodical literature (okay I like BLENDER, but it only comes once/month). And FUBAR is not insulting like TV. Funny, too. And sad. And personal, but in a confessional, non-exploitative kind of way. Except for Libby — a worthwhile exception.
*Is this your first time on the site?
Fuck you. You think I’m a fucking virgin?
*How long have you been coming here?
More than a year. Maybe more than two. It was shortly before Libby. Someone check the archives and tell me when that was.
*How did you even find this site in the first place anyway?
Hmmm. I think it was like this. I used to have a client with an R&D office near Melbourne, Oz. One of the guys in that office, a PhD who handled sales and customer training and worked the technology-transfer aspect through a concurrent appointment at the U of M had a link from his corporate/faculty bio listing to a personal, non-blogging static site. Of course I hit the link and I think FUBAR was listed on that site as a fave or maybe there was one more link in-between. I think that’s how it went. Anyway, the client’s bioinformatics ASP business model wasn’t viable & the final liquidating people recently sold the remaining technology assets (licenses to use and distribute certain algorithms & derived data etc.) to some UK company. They got rid of the chairs and people and computers and stuff a long time ago.
#39 | Comment by quantum yield — April 21, 2003 @ 12:07 pm
Yeah. I’m here everyday 😀 Why do I comment like once a month? Iono. I do the same thing on the message board–I check it everyday (been a msg board member since Nov. 2002), yet I’ve only posted like 3 times. But I like to think that I avoid all the bullshit or whatever I’m not interested in.
Why do I come here? Well, I like the entertainment value. Some people are really big idiots cough::Justin is Avril Lavigne??::cough. Then I think: "I should send Justin an email. Oh wait, he reads them but like never responds. How about an instant message? Oh wait, he wouldn’t respond if I did." So, here’s my fit of praise to Justin: the site is awesome (though I think Daveigh Chase conveys the wrong mood), you keep me interested, and I like the variety (odd links and pics). It’s all good. And perhaps, with some more encouragement, I might post some more comments or chat on the msg board more often. Otherwise, Justin, keep up the good work, and I’ll keep visiting to see what happens next.
#40 | Comment by cf — April 21, 2003 @ 12:11 pm
me thinks since march 2001
me was looking for "naked malaysian college girls"
muahahahhaha
#41 | Comment by beng — April 21, 2003 @ 12:32 pm
Since I’m a regular, I refuse to comment on this post. Wait. Dammit.
#42 | Comment by Umgawa — April 21, 2003 @ 12:37 pm
Yea, I’be been here for over a year too. Found it … somehow. I don’t think it was to look for porn. I dunno. Well anyway yea, I forgot what the other questions were so yea.
#43 | Comment by huh — April 21, 2003 @ 7:00 pm
I too have been visiting daily for over a year and a half. It was a real loss when the server went down and there was the FUBAR media blackout. No wonder things went to shit in the Middle East. The site has been a source of commentary for the planet.
Seriously, the chosen few who have mainline posting priviledges have been excellent. Whatever muse drives this group is OK by me. I’m a daily fubarite as well as checking into what Thess, Eve, Susan (of course) have going on their sites. Thanks to all.
#44 | Comment by Ross — April 21, 2003 @ 7:31 pm
i found this place by accedent. and i just got addicted. plus Avril lavgine is fucking hot. That got me coming here! THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE A DRUG MAN! HELP! PUT AVRIL BACK ON!
#45 | Comment by Amz — April 21, 2003 @ 8:51 pm
Boredom leads me to your site by Google. Been visiting your site a year or so. So addicted to your site visiting it in daily basis. Maybe your layout colour giving me this addiction.
#46 | Comment by Green — April 21, 2003 @ 10:28 pm
I never comment because I’m lazy.
#47 | Comment by Farting on greenlight — April 22, 2003 @ 1:40 pm
V – glutton for punishment.
#48 | Comment by thess — April 22, 2003 @ 6:28 pm
Dude, your site rocks. I never leave comments because I feel like a jackass because I have no idea what to say. I’ll make a point of saying it anyway though.
#49 | Comment by The Weasel — April 22, 2003 @ 8:35 pm
Been around since before the Libby Hoeller scandal hit and you got big…
Came for the ladies and stay for the posts.
JUSTIN’S POSTS!!!
and Suzi and Eve and Keli…
Thats all!!!
#50 | Comment by NGEddie — April 22, 2003 @ 8:36 pm
Oh – and i comment sometimes – but usually your just a short diversion from work – so i dont have time to stick around and get to know everyone in the forums
#51 | Comment by NGEddie — April 22, 2003 @ 8:38 pm
I agree with most reasons the other commenters sent, so its useless to write them all over again. I’d love to see more b00bies though… and bangbus passwords…
Don’t remember how long i’ve been coming here, but i think it was before the avril layout, can’t remember who was before her though. I think I might have ended up here either from stileproject, directly or possibly indirectly … and i’d like to see more of the amusing posts like, the Are you Avril ? Talk to me avril. I just laugh my head off seeing so many idiots actually exist.
Don’t post often, cos usually I visit comments after a day or two that noone is posting anymore on that particular comment, I only come once a week or so …
Why do I use … so often? Nasty vice i picked off my brother.
#52 | Comment by Braindmg — April 23, 2003 @ 7:32 am
Been here for over a year. I found this place looking for naked celebrities I think.
#53 | Comment by Fucko the Clown — April 23, 2003 @ 2:33 pm
It’s a familiar story . . . celeb porn search months ago . . . return for entertaining posts . . . enjoy bangbus passwords & Libby vids . . . etc.
Also am a big fan of the fubarettes (Suzi, Thess, Liz, others). <3 Thess. Makes me wanna lick the alphabet.
#54 | Comment by the village idiot — April 23, 2003 @ 10:00 pm
I’m here ’cause I think Justin & his posse are an interesting group to read about, so I frequent the site. Certainly not my first time on the site. Been coming here… oh, a year at least I’d say. How did I find it? My friend eric (http://www.thecrypt.co.uk) recommended it to me back then, thought it was funny & loved the pics of Avril, so kept coming back…
#55 | Comment by SubWolf — April 25, 2003 @ 5:04 am
i think ur funny :o)
#56 | Comment by z — April 27, 2003 @ 3:11 am
you said to post, so here it is.
#57 | Comment by Frasser — April 29, 2003 @ 2:20 pm