So i’ll be leaving tomorrow. I got a 1:30pm flight on Saturday. I think it’s gonna be like a 36 hour flight or something ridiculous like that. Check it: i’m gonna be flying out from Kalamazoo to Detroit to JAPAN (hopefully they have signs in English at the airport so i won’t get lost or whatever) to Singapore and then to Brunei. I’ll staying in Singapore overnight i think. And finally arriving in Brunei like, on the 29th 28th. Hopefully i won’t catch SARS in Singapore and die.
So anyway, i’m done with all my finals. I think i did alright. Eh. I dunno. Could’ve done better. But i’ll probably be able to pass all my classes. Now that they’re all out of the way, i gotta start worrying about packing up my stuff and everything. So much to do today. Gotta do my laundry, gather up all my crap to put in boxes, go to Best Buy one last time to do some last minute DVD buying and then i dunno. Talk to everyone on the phone before i leave? I guess it wouldn’t hurt to leave my number on here. 269 387 9715. If you’re crazy enough (or if you have free long distance) and if you wanna call, you might wanna do it sometime after 9pm EST. Because i’ll probably be kinda busy before then. If not then, just leave a comment or something. I probably won’t be able to check the site and post for a coupla days after tomorrow (not that it matters since i hardly ever post anymore these days) so i guess it’s up to the lady fubarbs to take over the site. Watch out for Thess. I hear she *might* have something sneaky in store for you.
So. I like Lillix. Granted i’ve only heard like ONE song of theirs, and it’s an alright song i guess. It’s Avril-y. And we all know how much i loves teh Avril. So it’s not bad by my (low) standards. The more i keep watching their video, the more i keep falling in love with them. Lacey, Tasha and Louise to be exact. Their drummer kind of looks like an alien.
sm4shy: i still think i prefer the alien head the most
sm4shy: dunno why
sm4shy: maybe its cuz shes weird looking
Well i like the other three better.
Okay so we got Tasha-Ray. She’s like the band leader i guess. She’s the hottest. She looks like a pornstar. Plus from the way she acts in the video, i think she could beat me up. That’s so sexy.
I personally think Tasha-Ray is so fucking hot and so fucking great at looking all like “fuck you. i don’t care about you. i’m hot and i can kick your ass”, that even if she were to be breaking my nose, i’d still get a hard-on.
For some reason, Tasha kinda looks like Shakira in all the publicity photos that they have on their site. Which kinda sucks because i don’t like Shakira. Good thing she looks nothing like Shakira in the video though.
Lacey-Lee on the other hand, is pretty. Not fucking hot. Not pretty hot. But just pretty. I just think she looks nice. She seems like the nice one.
And Louise, well, i think she’s the cute one. At the beginning of the video, you get to see her walking down the street with this kid who has a boombox (?!) and she’s wearing this skirt and these colorful socks and omg she has like the cutest walk. And i dunno. I just think she’s cute. That is all.
Anyhow, i’m in the mood for another poll.
(oh btw, you fuckers, 500 of you voted on that poll and how many of you actually leave comments?? only 40!! I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE!!!!)

And while we’re at it, let’s talk about Amanda Bynes (again, yes i know…) and Hilary Duff (ooh). Since they’re both like all popular at the moment with their two Princess Diaries rip off movies that’re out right now.
Okay so i haven’t seen either one of their movies. And honestly, i’ve never even seen any of the shows they’re on. i am totally unfamiliar with their work. Although i have seen the trailers for both their movies. And i notice that these girls fall down a lot.
The difference is, Amanda can fall better than Hilary can. When Amanda falls. It’s cute. When Hilary falls. It’s not. But i dunno. That’s just me i guess. I think Amanda falls better.
Yes, i’m actually debating about who falls better.
Also, some of you have suggested that i use Hilary as the next new layout. WTF. Isn’t she like 15? You want me to actually go YOUNGER? And btw, Hilary does not look like a young Jenna Jameson. Whoever said that must be on crack. I think Hilary is uglier than Amanda. But again, that’s just me.
I think we should do another poll.

Okay i think that’s it for now. I’ll probably post again later tonight if i have time. Or maybe tomorrow morning before i leave. I dunno. We’ll see.
Oh, and “Hi” to Lisette if she’s reading this.
You WILL leave us with a decent post.
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — April 25, 2003 @ 10:30 am
Safe travels.
#2 | Comment by grud — April 25, 2003 @ 10:38 am
Don’t worry, Narita Airport is the most english speaking place in Japan. Get outside the perimeter and you are on your own! I was doing the LA – Singapore commute for three years and so the JAL 66 / 62 combo is very familiar to me. Singapore has converted to a huge mall and doesn’t do much for me anymore.
Your warning about Thess has been noted. We look forward to your return!
#3 | Comment by Ross — April 25, 2003 @ 10:42 am
Have a good trip man. Watch out for your cornhole.
#4 | Comment by wreck — April 25, 2003 @ 10:45 am
you WILL miss this putt you jackass!!!….HAHA, sorry Kingolf’s post made me think of Happy Gilmore
#5 | Comment by jay — April 25, 2003 @ 11:22 am
wow, she does look like a young jenna jameson.
#6 | Comment by tdpriest — April 25, 2003 @ 11:23 am
you posted your number? Heeee! I hope Jen calls you. That would be awesome.
#7 | Comment by Pancho — April 25, 2003 @ 1:26 pm
Have a nice trip, see you next fa…
I’m so sorry.
But really, have a wonderful day, and tomorrow too.
#8 | Comment by Seriously — April 25, 2003 @ 2:12 pm
Hilary definately a Jenna Jameson younger version… she shouldn’t push her chest out though, too obvious..
You WILL post from over sea’s .. you WILL post from over sea’s .. you WILL post from over sea’s .. you WILL post from over sea’s .. you WILL post from over sea’s .. you WILL post from over sea’s
#9 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 25, 2003 @ 2:33 pm
Have a good, safe trip, J-Man. Don’t be bringing that SARS shit back, either!
BTW, Hillary does kinda resemble and young Jenna…
#10 | Comment by Bryan — April 25, 2003 @ 2:49 pm
Justin –
How about a picture with your SARS mask on?
#11 | Comment by panic — April 25, 2003 @ 2:50 pm
Have a good trip. When your in Singapore or Brunei, take some pics of the chics there and post them. Also I wish Hilary Duff was a younger Jenna Jameson.
#12 | Comment by nived — April 25, 2003 @ 3:12 pm
Now that you mention it, does look like a younger Hilary Duff…
And, I doubt that Justin will post while he’s out of the country Seriously.
#13 | Comment by Guizhang — April 25, 2003 @ 3:49 pm
Have fun on your flight. You will tell us if Jenn calls you, right?
#14 | Comment by Onan — April 25, 2003 @ 3:58 pm
so here’s the thing: Avril is hotter to me in a purely physical way, but I can’t stand her or music. what a quandary.
#15 | Comment by RedEye — April 25, 2003 @ 4:11 pm
see ya later justin, have fun in brunei. and she does look like a young jenna jameson. she should consider doing porn, since her career in showbiz probably won’t last much longer than amanda bynes career. oh and avril is hotter but only cuz she has a bald vagina.
#16 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 25, 2003 @ 4:16 pm
I think Avril’s ugly. She reminds me of an opossum, with her rodent-like eyes and pointy nose. Oh, and her voice makes me want to shove my head through a window. I wanna stab her in her head with a fork.
#17 | Comment by The DaRk SuPeRMaN — April 25, 2003 @ 4:22 pm
Have a safe trip but watch out for the Asians. I hear they are the ones who have SARS over there.
#18 | Comment by Tom — April 25, 2003 @ 5:27 pm
amanda bynes has somewhat a large forehead and a nice rack. hmm?
#19 | Comment by john — April 25, 2003 @ 5:38 pm
I think The DaRk SuPeRMaN is gay or something. How can you not think Avril is ugly. *Queer*
#20 | Comment by nived — April 25, 2003 @ 5:59 pm
my bad, he said she is ulgy. *queer*
#21 | Comment by nived — April 25, 2003 @ 6:03 pm
now that I have your phone number I’m going to order you pizza
#22 | Comment by charles — April 25, 2003 @ 7:03 pm
Did Justin ever reveal the immature thing he did to make that girl in his class laugh? Tell us before you leave!!!
#23 | Comment by Hmmm? — April 25, 2003 @ 7:14 pm
okay i’ve seen & heard the video and they’re awfully pretty but i don’t see them getting as far even as Dream. Remember Dream ("he loves you not")? Sorry.
#24 | Comment by Quantum Yield — April 25, 2003 @ 7:24 pm
cheers to uncle pauly…if it wasn’t for vaginal liver’s bald vagina, i wouldn’t have voted for her either.
J, have fun in the hot zone, but watch out for the SARS, maybe that’s what happened to Dik kok….
#25 | Comment by me — April 25, 2003 @ 7:33 pm
Lillix who?
#26 | Comment by Messenjah — April 25, 2003 @ 9:27 pm
have a good trip, man. And I don’t care what you mother fuckers say, everyone in Deckerville,Mi knows Amanda Bynes is really hot.
Rock out with your cock out
later
#27 | Comment by mackenry — April 25, 2003 @ 9:27 pm
what to know something intresting, Lillix does the theme song for a show that Amanda is on, "What I Like About You." And i definetly think that they are the winning combination on the two polls.
#28 | Comment by Yaj — April 25, 2003 @ 9:50 pm
Avril is hotter than that other chick.
Amanda is hotter than Hillary, only if she doesn’t smile, when Amanda smiles, she looks wierd and shit.
Anywho, have a fun trip man, stay safe and SARS free.
#29 | Comment by pangwinking — April 26, 2003 @ 2:36 am
Not a long distance phone call for me.
#30 | Comment by Raging Stiffy — April 26, 2003 @ 2:41 am
Okay. Regarding SARS? Justin is not going to die of SARS. What’s missing from the media celebration over SARS is any proper perspective of epidemiological history. This thing is like global warming writ small. Right now it’s the tail end of flu season, okay? Most of the morbidity and mortality currently being attributed to SARS will eventually be reassigned to flu and garden variety pneumococcal pneumonia. It will take a long time for that to come out. Meanwhile, there’s grant money, tax breaks for research, cool travel for lab rats, bogus investigative journalism and various other incentives for making the SARS thing as frightening as possible. Time and Newsweek will run more hysterical cover articles. Anchorpersons will deliver dubious statistics and heart-rending anecdotes about abbreviated lives and disrupted dreams with deep, fake emotion. Do not worry. Scientists may in fact identify a previously unknown virus as a causative, or at least necessary adjunct agent to SARS. That agent, which looks like it may be a coronavirus, will send certain people with comprimised immune systems, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, or certain primary infections into the next world, just as the flu virus does. The rest of us, including those who come in contact with the SARS agent, will never have symptoms, or endure a self-limiting infection with the aid of Advil, Avril, and chicken soup. Do not worry. BTW the earth was warmer in the middle ages, which, for the chronologically challenges, was way before hair sprae and automobiles, than it is now. That information is not a license to pollute, but knowing that simple fact may allow some people to reduce their medication. Cheerio!
#31 | Comment by Quantum Yield — April 26, 2003 @ 2:47 am
SHUT UP!
#32 | Comment by JERKOFF — April 26, 2003 @ 4:10 am
have a good trip man. i was meant to be going back to my hometown of hong kong but the sars thing basically fucked that in the ass.
#33 | Comment by mike — April 26, 2003 @ 7:23 am
Pubelick Lieberry. Theres my comment. Oh btw sars will kill everybody on earth just because the news is always talking about it. It will especially kill Quantum, 5 times over. He’ll keep slipping in and out of life on the O.R. table. Please take all this seriously because i like taking up peoples day just by leaving something that took me 1 minute.
#34 | Comment by Dionysus187 — April 26, 2003 @ 7:44 am
Have a safe trip… and where did you get that horrid Hillary Duff Picture? I dont think she has a chance against Amanda Bynes with that picture… I actually think Hillary is hotter…
wtf is a Lillix anyway?
Oh well… Later man
#35 | Comment by The Dragon — April 26, 2003 @ 8:24 am
be safe on your trip jut. Come back in one piece.
#36 | Comment by vass — April 26, 2003 @ 10:42 am
Amanda Bynes is hotter, even though it looks like she has no arms in that picture.
#37 | Comment by thesuit — April 26, 2003 @ 11:47 am
Hey…that’s my line!
Aniwae..newlayout. Yipeee!!!
#38 | Comment by JiL0 — April 26, 2003 @ 12:07 pm
Singapore? whahha.you’ll have fun at Changi Airport.There’s a super tight screening for probable SARs case here.
#39 | Comment by AJ — April 26, 2003 @ 12:53 pm
Amanda is easily the best pratfaller in the history of show business. She even trumps Michael Richards.
#40 | Comment by Banana — April 26, 2003 @ 12:58 pm
amanda bynes? mmmmmmmmmmm….. amanda……..yum
#41 | Comment by adam — April 26, 2003 @ 1:05 pm
Amanda is hot, Hillary looks hot sometimes, though not that much in that picture. And for avril, my previous statement still applies, she’s an oppossum-looking punk-wannabe.
#42 | Comment by The DaRk SuPeRMaN — April 26, 2003 @ 5:47 pm
and I’m not gay.
#43 | Comment by The DaRk SuPeRMaN — April 26, 2003 @ 5:48 pm
Tasha-Ray Evin ….if u are reading this MARRY ME PLEASE!
#44 | Comment by luke — April 26, 2003 @ 7:54 pm
SARS is not real. it is just a hallucination created by the infidels working under the corrupt western imperialistic goverment. i assure u there is no such thing as SARS.it is a manifestation of the terrorist organisation of FBI. they will be punished as soon as they are thrown away from iraq. all those terrorist will be made to eat camel pooh and be forced to join saddam husseins harem.
#45 | Comment by theiraqiinformationminister — April 27, 2003 @ 10:25 am
i posted the last comment …..i admit
#46 | Comment by luke — April 27, 2003 @ 10:27 am
Do you have to have a homepage to post? I’m new to this site and never posted before. Heck, I wasn’t aware you could. Yes, I kno I’m a fuckin moron.
Have a safe trip and don’t catch SARS. My friend goes to Michigan a lot and he might catch it from you. Then he brings it back here and I get it. Then I’m fucked.
But whatever, have a grand old time in Brunei. And Amanda Bynes falls much better than Hilary. And is slightly hotter, in my op.
But I’ve said to much and must be on my way, making my sucky attempt at a site similiar to this one.
#47 | Comment by Slim Joey — April 27, 2003 @ 10:30 am
that’s a long fucking trip dude, I wish I was passing my classes heh
#48 | Comment by Adonis — April 27, 2003 @ 12:32 pm
I am a lurker no more! Dunno why I’m commenting, except to say I have no idea who Lilix are or who Hilary and Amanda are (I’m from the UK). Voted anyway, and Hilary is definitely a younger Jenna Jameson (I voted for Amanda cause Hilary and Jenna both have a freaky face)
#49 | Comment by ashdcuk — April 27, 2003 @ 12:34 pm
Ummm Arvil, sorry babe not enough cleavage so i’m going with Tasha-Ray Evin.
And Amanda Bynes i’d do u any day same with hilary duff (beer?)
#50 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — April 27, 2003 @ 7:18 pm
dude, come on. LOOK AT HER!!
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/lizzie/index.html
#51 | Comment by joby — April 28, 2003 @ 1:40 am
Yes, that picture is much better. I of course, voted for Hilary Duff and Avril Lavigne. They’re just better…
I hope Justin brings back Dikkok while he’s in Singapore….that would be sweet. I miss Dikkok, and Jamlink, and Steve…and Fred. ='(
#52 | Comment by Bubba — April 28, 2003 @ 7:15 pm
Ah, the good old days eh, Bubba? When Justin was in :-4 with Suzie and Alan was still called Quijotes or some such literary nonsense and pre-arrival of the warring Canadian highschool girls.
#53 | Comment by RedEye — April 28, 2003 @ 10:06 pm
OMG….. i went through time and it is only friday. Someone quickly send me some pics of hot girls to bring me back to the normal time. They could be hotter than Hilary Duff or uglier. I don’t care just as long as they ain’t really ugly.
#54 | Comment by nived — April 29, 2003 @ 3:25 am
-4?
justin still -4’s me. what are you talking about?
#55 | Comment by Susan — April 29, 2003 @ 5:38 am
ooh i forgot the colon! :-4 !
#56 | Comment by Susan — April 29, 2003 @ 5:39 am
I miss Jamlink. 🙁
#57 | Comment by thess — April 29, 2003 @ 7:24 am
:-4 = Licks. Susan, Justin still licks you? What!?
#58 | Comment by jb — April 29, 2003 @ 7:40 am
Hmm… You would think that maybe since Justin is gone, that certain other pplz could grace us with a post… Just some wishful thinking
#59 | Comment by jb — April 29, 2003 @ 12:27 pm
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#60 | Comment by editor — May 6, 2003 @ 10:46 pm
Hilary is pretty fugly now, but she was HOT between the ages of 12-14. Something when wrong around the time she hit 15.
#61 | Comment by Someguy — October 30, 2003 @ 10:36 am
what went wrong? her boobs DID get bigger
#62 | Comment by pumba — January 21, 2004 @ 4:16 am