It is the truth! Hi! It’s me, PacManJesus… if anyone really cares. I started posting about how much music sucks right before www.badinagoodway.com went down the crapper. Then I spent 2 months trying to get Justin to get off his lazy ass and email his host, which he never did, so he just went off and created a new fubar. So with the return of fubar means the return of me talking about what I hate… or is it? I was going to write about the 2003 Vans Warped Tour that I went to but Justin is telling me to write about Johnny Depp, in honor of the release and sucsess of Pirates of the Caribbean, which the J-Man still can’t spell.
Justin seems to think that I have an obsession with Johnny Depp, and wants me to post about how much I want to “bone” him…
example A:
psykotik2k (12:46:59 AM): post about johnny depp
PacManJesus (12:47:05 AM): sure…
psykotik2k (12:47:08 AM): and about how you want to bone him
And now I present to you example B:
PacManJesus (1:09:54 AM): what am I supposed to say about Johnny Depp??
psykotik2k (1:10:04 AM): that you want to bone him
psykotik2k (1:10:05 AM): in fact
psykotik2k (1:10:30 AM): set aside one whole paragraph where all you say is: i want to bone johnny depp. over and over again
psykotik2k (1:10:35 AM): for about 4 lines
Ya know, it’s lucky for him that I am really desperate to post on fubar…
I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.I want to bone Johnny Depp.
Happy you sick bastard?
What do I have a feeling I am either going to get my ass kicked, or hit on by Kingolf?
Zac, you silly. What is this page? Im confizzeled now…*hides*
#1 | Comment by kinkiekitten — July 21, 2003 @ 3:24 pm
It’s no shame to lust for Johnny Depps treasury.
#2 | Comment by Kingolf — July 21, 2003 @ 6:16 pm
lies! you do want to bone him! i have proof:
07/7/03 4:12 AM
PacManJesus: Johnny Depp is one sexy man beast
ahahahhaha.
#3 | Comment by Justin — July 21, 2003 @ 6:59 pm
I want to bone Avril Lavigne.
#4 | Comment by Bubba — July 21, 2003 @ 8:40 pm
Johnny Depp kicks a lot of ass in my book after seeing Pirates, I couldn’t stop doing a mock stumble after that. I don’t think I want to bone him though.
No, don’t want to.
#5 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — July 21, 2003 @ 11:12 pm
Kingolf you speak the truth…
And Justin… i hate you.
#6 | Comment by PacManJesus — July 22, 2003 @ 1:58 am
I want to bone Johnny Depp.
#7 | Comment by thess — July 22, 2003 @ 2:36 am
Thess, can you "bone" anyone? You don’t have a "bone." You can be boned. To bone, you’d have to strap one on. Hey, if that’s your kink, go for it.
#8 | Comment by grud — July 22, 2003 @ 2:52 am
What an awesome idea, grud. I’m headed to Fairvilla tonight, to get this whole "bone" matter straightened out.
#9 | Comment by thess — July 22, 2003 @ 2:57 am
I’d pay to watch Thess bone Johnny Depp…
..a lot
#10 | Comment by PacManJesus — July 22, 2003 @ 3:30 am
Thess, holy crap!!!! I had no idea…..dirty, little bar wench!!!!!! Cool!!!
#11 | Comment by grud — July 22, 2003 @ 4:09 am
me & justin had a conversation about you last night, pacmanjesus. i was like holy crap, you shouldn’t piss off jesus! it was actually pretty funny but i didn’t save it?
anyway, you went to warped, i’m jealous. my exboyfriend was gonna buy me a ticket, but hes my ex now, so no. but i’m going to find a way!
also, i prefer orlando bloom in that movie!!
#12 | Comment by liz — July 22, 2003 @ 7:54 am
i’m with thess on this one. Johnny Depp is deliciously bone-worthy. she seems to be ahead of the game though… so i’ll join pac and try to front some money for a ticket to watch.
#13 | Comment by lizzie — July 22, 2003 @ 8:41 am
What about David Bowie? Who here wants to give David Bowie a good ol’ porking?
#14 | Comment by Dom — July 22, 2003 @ 10:42 am
Y’know, David Bowie’s cool and all…but if we want to go into the whole idea of glam-ish/rock-ish drugged up old music men, Iggy Pop might be ugly, but I heard he’s got balls of steel.
#15 | Comment by thess — July 22, 2003 @ 11:46 am
HOLY SHITZU. The site’s back. HOLY SHIT. OK I guess I better hit the archives. HOLY SHIT. Oh yes and thank you for the domain switch.That helped me find this site a lot faster.
#16 | Comment by huh — July 22, 2003 @ 12:57 pm
Yes well, we aim to please..
Oh, and I wouldn’t poke David Bowie cause he (with a little help from 300 other guys) gave Freddy Mercury HIV… and he is a god… and now he is a dead god…. so no poking for davey….
#17 | Comment by PacManJesus — July 22, 2003 @ 1:01 pm
Zac, you love that Jonny Depp, and you know it. We all know it. And I just love the eye liner on him in the movie. weeee. Yes.
Nice page you humans got here. I laugh, it is funny. keep it goin.
#18 | Comment by kinkiekitten — July 22, 2003 @ 4:56 pm