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Can you say best layout pic ever?

Update:

And a bonus question to whoever’s willing to answer it.

Who would you pick to make fuck with if you could only pick one?

Update again!

For the benefit of Google, which i hope will be indexing this page pretty soon so that i can get free hits and fucked up search referrals like Raven Simone nude or Rachel Evan Wood boobs etc etc.. and also for those of you who don’t read YM or Seventeen or whatever (seriously, chick mags are like the best things ever. you wouldn’t believe how much eye candy there can be in those things. except for the coupla pages where they have lots of pictures of guys though. then i sorta feel gay for reading them), i shall list out all the names of the girls that you see up there.

From left to right:

  • Amanda Bynes (the one i want to make fuck with)
  • Olsen Twins (don’t know which one is which though. but who cares. you’d do them both at the same time anyway)
  • Mandy Moore (looking very hotsex)
  • Hilary Duff (ugly as fuck)
  • Alexis Bledel (she was in that Tuck Everlasting movie)
  • Evan Rachel Wood (she’s in that Thirteen movie. She was also in S1M0NE and Little Secrets)
  • Raven Simone (she was on the Cosby Show when she was still a kid. think Olsen Twins Full House)
  • Lindsay Lohan (she’s in that new Freaky Friday movie; which i just bought on VCD today incidently.)

Um. Fuck ass anal donkey sex boobs naked nude butt bra and anything else people would put into search engines in conjunction with any of these girl’s names. Trust me. Google eats this shit up like you wouldn’t believe.

So now, which one would you like do the humpy humpy with?

74 thoughts on “OMG”

  1. Yes.

    #1 | Comment by Kingolf — August 5, 2003 @ 7:40 pm

  2. i agree. except it reminds me how theyre younger and more beautiful than i. sob sob sob. i want to be an olsen twin!

    #2 | Comment by liz — August 5, 2003 @ 8:03 pm

  3. Ooh, pedo layout….nice.

    #3 | Comment by Bubba — August 5, 2003 @ 8:07 pm

  4. Second from left.

    #4 | Comment by Kingolf — August 5, 2003 @ 9:02 pm

  5. Do the Olsen twins count as one person?

    #5 | Comment by pottedmeat — August 5, 2003 @ 9:03 pm

  6. All these girls are too old for my liking.

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — August 5, 2003 @ 9:13 pm

  7. woo hoo! boobies. teen boobies, some more.

    Aih? Who dat Jenna Jameson look alike? She ain’t got no rack at all. And that face! Aargh! Waargh!

    Tee hee, lookie that black girl. She’s pumping up her chest, like she’s saying, "Look at me, I have the biggest jugs here, all these white girls aint got nothing on me and my twins here."

    Mandy on Alexis for tag-team foreplay/BJ; and one Olsen on top, and one Olsen at the bottom.

    Best. Make. Fuck. Ever.

    Justin, let me build a shrine to worship you.

    #7 | Comment by YBLalat — August 5, 2003 @ 9:46 pm

  8. One thing, where’s Avril, I mean, c’mon Justin. but if I were to choose from the chicks up there, it’d be Mandy Moore. One not on the list, it’s be Pink… Damn right.
    (Hehe, if you wanna hear me cover a Pink song, go to http://www.BrandtCooley.com(Yep, I just plugged my site, and now I’m in the double parenthesis)).

    #8 | Comment by BrandtCooleyDotCom — August 5, 2003 @ 9:58 pm

  9. All my favourite girls in one room? It’s gotta be a frickin’ dream.

    #9 | Comment by Joey — August 5, 2003 @ 10:40 pm

  10. if the olsen twins count as one, then them.
    oh and mandy moore’s arm looks like it is a mile long and it scared the crap out of me for a sec.

    #10 | Comment by gabdabary — August 5, 2003 @ 11:12 pm

  11. Is this the Nick at Night page?!?! At least make some of them look like they’re kissing one another.

    #11 | Comment by grud — August 5, 2003 @ 11:16 pm

  12. yes…best layout ever without question…and Hillary Duff would be my vote for the "Make Fuck"

    #12 | Comment by Will — August 6, 2003 @ 1:29 am

  13. I have to say the first girl, looks kinda like amanda bynes, and probably is! but i would love to make fuck with her!
    she makes me do a sexwee!

    #13 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 6, 2003 @ 2:10 am

  14. i should probably update the posts with the names of all the girls eh? i shall do that now!

    #14 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2003 @ 2:18 am

  15. A lot better than before, I’ll tell you that much.

    #15 | Comment by Dranakin — August 6, 2003 @ 2:40 am

  16. the twins. def. the twins. and by twins i mean. the TWINS. not the other type of twins. but since i havent REALLY specified WHICH twins i meant. i guess you’ll just have to guess.

    once again. the twins. just thought i’d bring it up again. hehe.

    #16 | Comment by connect n0w — August 6, 2003 @ 3:11 am

  17. Since I am like the old dirty bastard of this site…making fuck wiht all of them or any of them is about the same in my book….14, 16, 18, … they all look same

    if I had to pick…I’d say that Evan Rachel Wood…she looks like she knows what she is doing in bed.

    #17 | Comment by smash — August 6, 2003 @ 3:24 am

  18. Although that picture isn’t very flattering of her, I would make the fuck with Lindsay Lohan. I’ve got a thing for her.

    #18 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — August 6, 2003 @ 5:18 am

  19. Regretfully, i’d have to choose Hillary Duff cause i got this hot picture of her and she looks so fuckable.

    #19 | Comment by DD — August 6, 2003 @ 5:39 am

  20. anyone to make fuck with? Kirsten Dunst.

    #20 | Comment by Vassilios — August 6, 2003 @ 6:47 am

  21. Could I divide the sex into 9th’s so I could make-fuck with all of them for a little while?

    If not, then the Olsen twins – if they count as one person.

    If not, then I’d have to say Mandy Moore, even though she looked better as a 15-year-old blond (yummy!), then she does now.

    I sound like a pervert now, but I guess that’ll make me fit in with the rest of you, huh?

    #21 | Comment by Kevin — August 6, 2003 @ 7:15 am

  22. I CHANGED MY MIND! After watching the trailer to Thirteen I now want to make fuck with Evan Rachel Wood more than anyone (that is, of course, if the Olsen Twins don’t count as one)….except she seems a little young, but what the hell, this site is called “FUBAR”.

    #22 | Comment by Kevin — August 6, 2003 @ 7:25 am

  23. oooo! oooo! Underage girls! Yay! Yay!

    #23 | Comment by Josh — August 6, 2003 @ 7:51 am

  24. I would like to fuck the chick form the Pirates of the Caribbean movie

    #24 | Comment by Joey Joe Joe — August 6, 2003 @ 8:59 am

  25. i woke up this morning and i was looking at my new layout and i decided to picture all nine girls completely buck naked, standing there, in the exact same poses, and then my penis exploded.

    #25 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2003 @ 11:06 am

  26. Yeah Keira Knightley is hot, especially in Pirates of the Caribbean; however, she did not look as hot in Bend it Like Beckham (there she looked flat). It’s nice that big Hollywood movies bring out the best (boobs) in actresses, isn’t it? 🙂

    #26 | Comment by Kevin — August 6, 2003 @ 11:08 am

  27. That post was 2 minutes after Justin’s.

    #27 | Comment by wow — August 6, 2003 @ 11:09 am

  28. Lindsay Lohan and I are going to go into a quiet room someday.

    and let’s not hope we would just talk.

    #28 | Comment by Joey — August 6, 2003 @ 11:16 am

  29. I’ve seen Keira Knightley’s breasticles. She does a two boober flash in that ‘The Hole’ movie (not to be confused with that other ‘Holes’ movie, the one that sort of looks like ‘The Goonies’).

    Anyway, yeah, her boobies aren’t that great. My penis did not explode upon seeing them.

    But i must admit, she definitely is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet that’s for sure.

    #29 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2003 @ 11:23 am

  30. *masturbates*

    #30 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 6, 2003 @ 12:49 pm

  31. I don’t think Raven Simone is that hot…sure she’s got bigger jugs than the other 8 girls there, but she’s also chubby and her face isn’t as cute…she’ll look like one of those old chicks from Mama’s Family once she has her first kid. 😀

    The Olsen twins sure look a lot more mature and better looking than their days on Full House…

    Justin, you forgot about Avril, Kirsten Dunst, and that chick from Lillix =(

    #31 | Comment by Becca — August 6, 2003 @ 7:48 pm

  32. i still say Amanda Bynes!

    oh my god she makes me SEXWEE!!!!

    #32 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 6, 2003 @ 7:58 pm

  33. Pretty soon you have to show us your search hits as a result of this post heh.

    #33 | Comment by kenlaan — August 7, 2003 @ 1:32 am

  34. of course!

    #34 | Comment by Justin — August 7, 2003 @ 1:46 am

  35. Hey Justin, I don’t think some of these people realize that the layout is in fact one wide-angle picture and not individual girls that you pieced together. The picture was put together with all those girls at the shoot at the same time. It was for some magazine – I forgot which one though – I saw the behind the scenes on Access Hollywood or something, in which they interviewed the girls and showed footage of them posing (some of which didn’t make it into the magazine – or maybe it did, for instance: the Olsen Twins in a kiss-pose!) Where’d you get that picture anyway, Justin?

    #35 | Comment by Kevin — August 7, 2003 @ 3:29 am

  36. I was going to say: that’s why Avril and Kristen aren’t in the picture (not because Justin "forgot about them", but because they weren’t part of the shoot, thus not part of that wide photo).

    #36 | Comment by Kevin — August 7, 2003 @ 3:31 am

  37. Amanda Bynes + a dash of Alexis Bledel

    #37 | Comment by khengyui — August 7, 2003 @ 4:38 am

  38. Only one huh, make it Amanda Please!!!!

    #38 | Comment by Jay — August 7, 2003 @ 4:40 am

  39. amanda is my gf! no one else can touch!!

    but, cos im so kind, here is her agents contact detaisl, contact them to get some signed goodies etc

    Contact Information

    First Name Amanda
    Last Name Bynes
    Type(s) Actor
    Company Bloom, Hergott, Deimer & Cook
    Address 1 150 South Rodeo Drive
    Address 2 3rd Floor
    City Beverly Hills
    State CA
    Zip 90212
    Country USA

    Representatives
    Company Name Type Note
    Bloom, Hergott, Deimer & Cook David Feldman Attorney

    David Feldman also represents Jet Li

    #39 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 7, 2003 @ 6:08 am

  40. good god!
    more olsen twins pics!
    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/olsen_kiss2.jpg
    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/imagepages/olsen9.html
    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/imagepages/oops.html
    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/imagepages/olsen6.html
    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/imagepages/olsen3.html

    and my fave…..

    http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/imagepages/olsen18.html

    #40 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 7, 2003 @ 4:22 pm

  41. Very nice layout, but I wouldn’t want to make fuck with any of them.

    So, when can we have an Orlando Bloom layout? *bounces*

    #41 | Comment by thefelinepunk — August 7, 2003 @ 8:48 pm

  42. Wasn’t this site gay long enough for you feline?

    #42 | Comment by Kevin — August 8, 2003 @ 3:24 am

  43. Gay for YOU. 🙂

    And no.

    #43 | Comment by thefelinepunk — August 8, 2003 @ 8:39 pm

  44. no no no no!
    orlando bloom, although quite a cool guy, no no no!
    the girlie background is fine, but i think Justin should make an Amanda Bynes layout, even if only for a few days!

    #44 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 9, 2003 @ 5:14 pm

  45. you guys are big perverts and these are only young girls and Amanda Bynes is ugly as shit and her chest is so airbrushed. I dont think any of them are that great there cute but i dont think of them like you sickos do saying there fuckable, the black girl isnt fat either.you guys need help before these girls find you you and put a restraining order on your asses.

    #45 | Comment by Ian — August 17, 2003 @ 1:29 pm

  46. Yo, I just was on the net and I saw this web site. First off, it sound like yall some 35 year old loser muthafuckas thats jackin’ off to pictures of teenagers in yall moma’s basement(or attic). Get yall weak ass off the computer and go get some pussy (you know thats what women have between their legs). GOT DAMN YALL WEAK!! I bet everybody in this room is a white boy with alot of zits huh? Just for bragging, I just got through fuckin’ a real woman. I dont got to jack off to pictures of teenage girls. Yall fuckin’ suck big fat donkey dicks (like what I got)!! If you dont like me, fight me!! FUCK YALL PERVERTS.

    #46 | Comment by d.carter — August 24, 2003 @ 3:20 pm

  47. Has any body who has ever visited this site had some pussy?? If yall have, it dont sound like it. Go get laid, I promise you its better than jacking off in front of a computer screen. Come on man, half these girls are under 17.

    #47 | Comment by pimp playa — August 24, 2003 @ 3:26 pm

  48. Go ALEXIS!!! U Rock Girl!!
    MKA.. you go for it. 😉

    #48 | Comment by Melly — September 5, 2003 @ 10:43 pm

  49. ALEXIS BLEDEL,MY IDOL, MY STAR, MY DREAM.

    #49 | Comment by MELLY — September 5, 2003 @ 10:44 pm

  50. I think you should actually show something!!!

    #50 | Comment by Tim — September 28, 2003 @ 1:29 pm

  51. Yo, I just was on the net and I saw this web site. First off, it sound like yall some 35 year old loser muthafuckas thats jackin’ off to pictures of teenagers in yall moma’s basement(or attic). Get yall weak ass off the computer and go get some pussy (you know thats what women have between their legs). GOT DAMN YALL WEAK!! I bet everybody in this room is a white boy with alot of zits huh? Just for bragging, I just got through fuckin’ a real woman. I dont got to jack off to pictures of teenage girls. Yall fuckin’ suck big fat donkey dicks (like what I got)!! If you dont like me, fight me!! FUCK YALL PERVERTS.

    Posted by d.carter – 3:20pm August 24, 2003

    what is it with you wankers saying Y’ALL all the fucking time?!

    #51 | Comment by alcofrolic — September 29, 2003 @ 8:51 pm

  52. RAVEN SYMONE HAS THE BIGGEST TITS

    #52 | Comment by Nick — October 3, 2003 @ 8:33 pm

  53. hey d,carter drop ded nigger!!!!!! you sound like an asshole i would kick your ass all over the country and i know i can do it.pray i dont you will never fuck you hand again.oh and your post…we do not believe you just got done fucking a real woman.i know i just got done fucking a fifteen year old girl amd i stil want to fuck every cunt in these posts!!

    #53 | Comment by nigga asskickah — December 14, 2003 @ 9:17 am

  54. D CARTER IS A FUCKIN ASS WHOLE. Y R U ON DIS WEBSITE 2? FUCKIN PUSSY.

    ** i would fuk hilary duff and raven symone at disneyland **

    #54 | Comment by d. carter is a bitch — January 2, 2004 @ 10:27 am

  55. i want 2 fuck the olsen twins, amanda, or lindsay!

    #55 | Comment by chris — February 22, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

  56. I want to lick Amanda, Lindsay, Hilary

    #56 | Comment by Lauren — February 25, 2004 @ 8:36 pm

  57. I cant lie, but that girl Raven has huge knockers and theres no problem with that..if anyone has a pic of those bad boys be sure to send them out.

    #57 | Comment by Dan — March 9, 2004 @ 10:56 am

  58. Dude. These girls are so hot. I can’t pick between Lindsay Lohan, Raven or Hillary. How can you say that she’s ugly?!?! She’s annoying, but not ugly. Looking at Lindsay and Raven gives me a boner. Not only are Ravens boobs HUGE, but they look like they’re in a sex position. Getting ready to orgasm with eachother. First putting their arms around eachother, then they start kissing, then they fall over on the ground, rubbing eachother’s clits as they scream in extasy – Oops! i just splooged all over my keyboard.

    #58 | Comment by ~Link_Master~ — April 14, 2004 @ 8:45 am

  59. Why’d you cut down the picture though? I just look at a zoomed part of the picture, and you can see their whole bodies. Oh, and it’s always left to right for Mary Kate and Ashley

    #59 | Comment by ~Link_Master~ — April 14, 2004 @ 10:39 am

  60. Why’d you cut down the picture though? I just look at a zoomed part of the picture, and you can see their whole bodies. Oh, and it’s always left to right for Mary Kate and Ashley. Ashley ugly. Mary Kate’s hot.

    #60 | Comment by AAAAAAAH!!!!!! — April 14, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  61. if the olsen twins count as one then i pick them.. otherwise lohan gets the nod.

    #61 | Comment by BizzLe — April 22, 2004 @ 11:45 pm

  62. amanda. hands down.

    #62 | Comment by Jlate night chicken shack fever — April 28, 2004 @ 1:52 am

  63. Holy shit. I wanna be in bed with ALL OF THEM! Especially Lindsay Lohan cuz she is an absolute fox, babe, hottie, whatever. Damn they’re hot. Nothin would be complete without the Olsen twins. Damn they’re hot. Amanda Bynes is kinda goony, but I’ll take her. Damn they’re hot. I dunno who some of the other people are, but DAMN THEY’RE HOT!!!!!

    #63 | Comment by Jimi Hendrix — May 11, 2004 @ 11:25 pm

  64. I think Raven would be the most fuckable for me. I can titty fuck her and do anal with that fat ass of hers

    #64 | Comment by t.k — May 13, 2004 @ 6:35 am

  65. I would make fuck with Raven. 2 things, anal and titty fuck

    #65 | Comment by sexaholic — May 13, 2004 @ 6:41 am

  66. Wow, you are all STUPID! You can like these girls, But good god keep it to yourselves! These girls are underaged and you could probably get in big trouble for this.

    #66 | Comment by screwyou — June 11, 2004 @ 10:08 pm

  67. any more pictures?!!!??!?!!

    #67 | Comment by cbonz — June 29, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  68. Hillary Duff…. hottest chick around. You simply CANT beat her cute face people! Ide make that girls scream… oh and Raven.. that girl is so damn fuckable.. mmmmm….

    #68 | Comment by DaWolfMan — July 3, 2004 @ 10:12 pm

  69. i would fuck the shit outta evan rachel wood.she is gorgeous…but it would be making love to her.
    i always put in her "thirteen" movie and jerk off to her all the way through it

    #69 | Comment by evan RW LOVER — July 8, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

  70. i wanna cum in evan rachel woods mouth

    #70 | Comment by taz — July 9, 2004 @ 9:18 am

  71. i got a picture of evan rachel wood from ebay and i jerked off over fifty times on it so far.its got so much sperm on it its ruined.time for another.shes hot!!

    #71 | Comment by taz — July 9, 2004 @ 7:33 pm

  72. I think raven simone shold pose naked everybody know she gots a good butt and them boobs!

    #72 | Comment by Nick — January 27, 2005 @ 10:23 pm

  73. Alexis Bledel, the perfect girl. Gorgeous eyes, and that bod!!!! Wow!!!

    Now where’s that lube..

    #73 | Comment by Wolfkiller — August 21, 2006 @ 10:24 am

  74. Aww. Back in the days when Lindsay Lohan was the girl from “that new Freaky Friday movie” and not a busted cokeskank. I miss those days.

    Also…VCD…haw.

    #74 | Comment by Nerima — August 22, 2006 @ 3:56 pm

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