HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
Huzzah!
Yes! It’s her birthday today! Good timing eh? And so in honor of today being Alison Lohman’s 24th birthday (and her being my current obsession), i have made a little Alison Lohman Gallery out of all the good pics of her royal hotness that i found on the net. And, i figure the more i mention her, the more likely i’ll get Alison Lohman search referrals in the not so distant future. And thus, more hits! I’m such a whore!
Happy Birthday Alison!
damn she doesnt look 24….she done anything nude yet?
#1 | Comment by EverSnow — September 18, 2003 @ 2:23 am
*drool*
#2 | Comment by kao — September 18, 2003 @ 2:42 am
psykotik2k: alison lohman!
psykotik2k: she’s 24, yet she looks 14! how great is that.
radish01001: you’re such a pedophile
#3 | Comment by Justin — September 18, 2003 @ 2:55 am
okay, she’s hot. you win, Justin.
link
phwoarr!
must. resist. fapping. exam. in. two. hours.
#4 | Comment by YBLalat — September 18, 2003 @ 2:55 am
At the end of Matchstick Men, she’s dressed kind of skanky. Those would be good pictures.
#5 | Comment by pottedmeat — September 18, 2003 @ 3:59 am
Lucy is gone. Sigh.
#6 | Comment by P — September 18, 2003 @ 8:28 am
she is smileing alot, wonder whats happening next??? getting banged by some guy, (or girl). If it was me i wouldnt be smilign cuz i’d bang her so hard she’d be walking like a cowboy for a week or so
#7 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 18, 2003 @ 9:36 am
dude, i was going along with you about the whole "next big thing" until i saw that she’s 24.
@ 16 she would have potential.
she’s like a female webster.
so old, but looks so young.
#8 | Comment by David — September 18, 2003 @ 9:39 am
hmm her birthday is the day after mine. I beleive this means she destined to be mine.
#9 | Comment by Charles — September 18, 2003 @ 10:06 am
Happy Belated Birthday Charles!
You may also want to note that you both have the letters "a", "l", and "s" in your name. Which, rearranged spells "sal". OR, in chatroom lingo … a/s/l. Fate? Probably. :o)
#10 | Comment by Amy — September 18, 2003 @ 10:52 am
P –
godzilla threatened to sue >:(
#11 | Comment by Justin — September 18, 2003 @ 1:50 pm
well I can’t fight fate, can I?
#12 | Comment by Charles — September 18, 2003 @ 7:54 pm
Hey Charles, the olsen twins are on my birthday so i have a chance with them too, and they are hotter and there are two of them *cough* threesome *cough*
#13 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 19, 2003 @ 6:34 am
How about a P. Orno Rocks sandwich…!
#14 | Comment by Mary Kate and Ashley — September 19, 2003 @ 11:27 am
Tyra Banks got my birthday. Woo-hoo!
#15 | Comment by Umgawa — September 19, 2003 @ 11:28 am
The only famous person who shares my birthday is Eminem. He’s exactly one year older. I hope to god that doesn’t mean that I have to sleep with him…
#16 | Comment by smash — September 19, 2003 @ 12:40 pm
smash – If it comes to that, I’d be happy to sub for you.
Yeah, he’s a misogynist, but he’s sexy. (Eminem that is. I know nothing about smash’s sexiness, but I do know he doesn’t post a lot of comments about what a bitch his Mom is.)
#17 | Comment by Amy — September 19, 2003 @ 1:03 pm
Nope. Still don’t see it. You need to come hang out with me where I live… I can guarantee you will have bigger and better obsessions just hanging out in the tampon isle at the market by my house.
Alison Lohman looks like a crossdressing turd, imho. But then again, there is no accounting for taste.
I love Amy. I had no idea that you were the M&M type. I see you in a totally different light now. Maybe we should meet for tea sometime…
#18 | Comment by embus — September 19, 2003 @ 2:52 pm
I don’t get this fascination with her. Although I do want to see Matchstick Men…she isn’t hot, and she isn’t going to be the next big thing. I would stick with the Olsen Twins as the target of pedofile fantasies. I hear hilary duff has quite the fanclub too.
#19 | Comment by gandolf8 — September 19, 2003 @ 3:26 pm
embus-
I agree. I think Justin is usually on with his female obsessions. But I don’t get this this one. At all. Ever.
#20 | Comment by smash — September 19, 2003 @ 4:27 pm
Kirsten Dunst is waaaaaaaaaaaay hotter.
#21 | Comment by TheOtherAmy — September 19, 2003 @ 11:58 pm
i’d rather have the olsen twins in bed with me than krysten dunst… or this alison girl i have never seen before. just my opinion… nothing else… but u better accept it or im gonna cry until i orgasm.
PS. is it just me or have we all seen all the porn the internet has to offer? (its getting old people)
#22 | Comment by Count Fuckula — September 20, 2003 @ 11:11 am
PPS. why does it say i posted at 11 am when its 11 pm? hmmm… dark forces are at work here. i will wave my divining rod in the air to rid myself of these ghostly demons
#23 | Comment by Count Fuckula — September 20, 2003 @ 11:13 am
Someone needs to read the F.A.Q. then get aquainted with time zones.
#24 | Comment by bligityblah — September 20, 2003 @ 1:00 pm
It’s 4:20 somewhere. Wait, no it’s not. It’s 4:28 somewhere….
#25 | Comment by Amy — September 20, 2003 @ 1:28 pm
that was very unfunny you creepy narcissist
#26 | Comment by radish01001 — September 20, 2003 @ 2:35 pm
God damn you Justin, I have lost all faith in you. You think this chick is hot? God you suck.
#27 | Comment by pangwinking — September 20, 2003 @ 2:48 pm
Unfunny, but beautifully punctuated.
#28 | Comment by Amy — September 20, 2003 @ 4:03 pm
Amy, if it is 4:28 does that mean it’s too late to enjoy?
#29 | Comment by smash — September 20, 2003 @ 4:44 pm
JUSTIN-
This is your PENIS talking. I command you to get an eye-exam. I let the Avril obsession slide… just barely. But this is serious. you are really need to seek help. If you don’t want me to go on strike, you’ll listen to me. ‘Coz without me, buddy, you’re nothing but a fairy. You might as well turn in your testosterone membership card, and post your picture next to the beaver patrol on your "link-bar"… "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the newest member of the boob-squad… JUSTINE!"
Look buddy, as your dick I don’t want to see this happen to you, but you gotta listen to me. And, don’t tell me your eyes are fine. Because if they are, we’ve both got bigger trouble than I want to think about.
#30 | Comment by limpweed — September 20, 2003 @ 5:31 pm