Avril
9 12 2003There was once a time where i could NOT get on AIM without being bombarded by 20+ IMs from people thinking that i was Avril Lavigne within the first 2 minutes of signing on. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen anymore. Well maybe once every coupla months or so. And then there’s the occasional smart aleck who goes:
05/12/03 6:59 PM
arexhawker: hey, you’re avril rite?
Auto response from psykotik2k: The answer is NO
…knowing full well that i’m not.
But all in all, i kinda miss ‘being’ Avril. Hehe. Mind you, it wasn’t like i actually set out to ‘become’ her. Two summers ago, i had her prominently displayed on my site layout. There were pictures of her everywhere. And this was before she got really famous. Nobody knew who she was. But hey i plugged the hell out of her to the point where people actually got sick of her before she even got ‘big’. Hohoho.
SOMEHOW, people started getting the idea that i was Avril Lavigne. I don’t know why but they just did. And then word of mouth spread about psykotik2k being Avril Lavigne on AIM and from then on i just got blasted with IMs from Avril fans whenever i signed on.
I’m gonna compile all the Avril chatlogs together and stick them all in one post because i hate having to show people 10 seperate pages of Avril crap whenever i tell them my ‘people used to think i was Avril Lavigne’ story.
It’s all gonna be in the post below this one.
Anyhow, remember those supposed Avril nipple slip photos? Well, i found the source of those pics in the form of a short video clip. Avril basically runs down a corridor and flashes the camera (while wearing a bra though). She bounces pretty nicely for a girl with small breasts. I didn’t think that was possible. Haha. Watch the video frame by frame to see for yourself (i know i did. and that’s actually pretty sad of me).
Oh and she also lifts up her shirt and flashes one (bra-ed) boob while in the dressing room.
You can get the clip here.
Note: I actually recorded myself singing ‘Complicated’ (REALLY REALLY BADLY) while i was playing Karaoke Revolution and i was actually going to end this post with a link to that recording but i’m chickening out. OH WELL.
Here’s a picture of me pretending to be Avril Lavigne instead:
I’m so punk
All you need is a necktie and your golden. Throw in a skateboard and you’re mad punk!
Nah, all you really need is the eyeliner.
I thought that was Goth?
the flashes are from her my world dvd
released nov. 4th! in stores everywhere!
That’s weak Aunt Justin…
you’re such a badass
Ugh! MacOS9!!
I hope you’re using OSX now.
Yeah Justin, you really gotta not chicken out on things like possibly posting your karaoke version of "Complicated". It’s posting embarrassing things like that that makes people keep coming back. Well, that and the porn. But seriously Justin, you’ve gotta put your singing voice on the site. I REALLY need a good laugh.
i still use 9 even though i have jaguar. i find x to be too damn slow!
besides, i have a nifty nice x skin than makes 9 look liquidy. that’s so punk.
Your not Avril?
I thought that was the joke - that you were…
or maybe thats why you wont post you singing complicated - cos you are…
that’s so punk
you’ve got girly hands =]
i pride myself on my lady fingers.
OMG justin not that avril crap again… now I have to go tru all them posts to search for the ones I can’t remember… you suck man!!!
i think gay is the word we are looking for
you can get a dvd rip of "my world" here but i think you actually need to register (wouldn’t know, i’ve already did and haven’t logged off since…)
or just that clip right here
why do you even OWN that jewelry? NO EXCUSE for owning a spike bracelet…
it’s not mine! i swear!
those are my friend’s sister’s accessories. honest!
really!
It’s okay, Justin is DFAAGIT. He’s so punk…
Justin, what kind of Powerbook do you have that OSX runs too slow on? Try tweaking the Aqua settings / graphics down and run it on that. OSX should run *faster* on older systems than OS9. (It does on my B&W G3, 350Mhz in any case).
old 2001 g4 500 mhz. osx runs fine.
it’s just that i’m a little nitpicky about how fast apps load up. like, if you open up IE or safari or whatever, you have to wait till the stupid icon finishes bouncing in the stupid dock before it finally opens up. with 9, it just seems like it’s more ‘instant’. i’ve already made everything as ‘instant’ as osx can be. even used tinkertool to get rid of the superfluous little extras in the interface. it’s still too ’slow’ for me.
damn, you are picky! A 500Mhz G4 should be able to wax OSX. Perhaps a RAM upgrade might do the trick?