Holy shit!

It’s Tuesday! Things to buy today:

  • The Lord Of The Rings Return Of The King DVD
  • Avril Lavigne’s Under My Skin CD

    Mmm… Avril…


    The last time i bought a CD was back in 2002. And that was Avril’s first album. The next CD i’ll buy will be Avril’s third album. Probably in 2006. I don’t buy CDs much.


    There’s actually a song about me and my site out there. Written and performed by Trip.


    Anybody wanna comment on this? Worth watching if you’re into OMG!! POLITICS! CONTROVERSY!! Speaking of which, a tiny taste of Fahrenheit 9/11. You’ll need RealPlayer to watch though.


    Okay. So i’m walking into Best Buy and i’m looking around, i pick up the Avril CD (hott) and then i make my way towards the DVD section to pick up ROTK. But then what do i see off in the distance in the corner of my eye? TWO HONEST-TO-GOODNESS RING WRAITHS. FUCKING NAZGULS. So i’m like thinking, “OMG that’s a bit much” – for fanboys to actually dress up as Ring Wraiths just to buy the DVD. Then i realized they were actually Best Buy employees standing behind a table in a little section they had set up to promote ROTK DVD sales. And yet again i was thinking “OMG that’s a bit much”. Did anyone else see any Ring Wraiths at Best Buy today? Kooky.

    Actually they had a pretty good deal going on. ROTK for $15.99 and you get a free LOTR Special Collectors Issue of Entertainment Weekly and a free pack of Duracell batteries. I think the mag itself was worth $9.99 and the batteries $4.99. I dunno. Still a good deal though. The mag is pretty in depth. It’s like a DVD special feature in itself.

    I also ended up getting Bubba Ho-Tep and the 2 disc Unrated Extended Cut of Underworld. I can’t believe i actually forgot Bubba Ho-Tep was out today. Bruce Campbell baby! I’ve never seen Underworld although i do know that it’s not actually that good? Whatever. It was the sexy packaging that did me in.

    I hate it when i buy more than i planned to.

  • 229 thoughts on “Holy shit!

    1. first biatch!

      #1 | Comment by primate81tu — May 25, 2004 @ 3:12 am

    2. yippe im 2nd

      #2 | Comment by 2ndbitch — May 25, 2004 @ 3:16 am

    3. Avril Lavigne and her music is powerfull weak.

      #3 | Comment by 5x5 — May 25, 2004 @ 3:17 am

    4. avril is so yummy… but get back to the Lohan…. need more…. and get some vidcaps going man

      #4 | Comment by Bizzle — May 25, 2004 @ 3:21 am

    5. Gonna be so broke buying the two things mentioned above and the new uncut version dvd of Underworld

      #5 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 25, 2004 @ 3:37 am

    6. 1. avril = stupid
      2. i dislike michael moore personally.. but enjoy his work
      3. trip’s song = grammy and true lyrics

      #6 | Comment by bah — May 25, 2004 @ 3:55 am

    7. how old is the person that runs this site? and are you a guy or a girl? how old is everyone else here?

      #7 | Comment by curious — May 25, 2004 @ 4:56 am

    8. YESSS!!! I bought my avril cd yesterday!! it sooooo rox!! 😀 (with a free poster inside!!) haha 😀


      #8 | Comment by JoeBlack2k — May 25, 2004 @ 5:44 am

    9. I need to get that CD! …for my sister. Actually, I’ll just make her buy it…maybe. Oh wait, sooooooomebody has a birrrrrthdaaaaaay coming up! I wonder what she will get? AVRIL! OMG! kekekekkekeke….the CD, silly.

      Trip’s song is awesome.

      Avril is hardcore! \m/

      #9 | Comment by Bubba — May 25, 2004 @ 7:04 am

    10. i’m six and a half and i wanna bang emma more than a fat kid loves cake

      #10 | Comment by ryan — May 25, 2004 @ 8:37 am

    11. oh yeah…

      #11 | Comment by ryan — May 25, 2004 @ 8:56 am

    12. Listen to Avrils latest album for free on MTV

      avril fan site

      #12 | Comment by avfan — May 25, 2004 @ 9:14 am

    13. I’ve had that cd for about a month. suprnova.org is a wonderful thing.

      #13 | Comment by Lock — May 25, 2004 @ 9:24 am

    14. lock: damn right suprnova.org is wonderful. why buy when you can download and burn. its the same thing anyway..

      #14 | Comment by william — May 25, 2004 @ 9:39 am

    15. I wouldn’t mind putting a few things "Under her skin".

      #15 | Comment by Lock's Evil Cousin — May 25, 2004 @ 10:07 am

    16. edit: link too long. use html or tinyurl.

      Fake now theres proof!!!!

      #16 | Comment by Buster — May 25, 2004 @ 10:08 am

    17. http://tinyurl.com/3gjfe

      Proof of LL fakies

      #17 | Comment by hercamer — May 25, 2004 @ 10:21 am

    18. you listen to this bullshit? ech.

      #18 | Comment by johnny law — May 25, 2004 @ 11:09 am

    19. I’m going to buy the exact same two things today. Except I think the last CD I bought was Metallica’s "St. Anger." (which was absolutely awful btw) in 2003. And when the hell is the new battlestar galactica series coming out on DVD? Avril is still hot, but she has too much crap on her face.

      #19 | Comment by Wulf — May 25, 2004 @ 11:16 am

    20. Although I download all the time, I do like to support the artists that I enjoy. So I’ll be buying Avril’s CD. But suprnova kicks ass nonetheless.
      Justin, I’m surprised you haven’t made any comments about that Avril MTV special that was on the other day. Or maybe you did in a comment section and neglected to read. Whatever. In any case, Avril had pigtails which made my day, and I’m not a fan of pigtails at all. Someone get screencaps.

      #20 | Comment by Ricochet — May 25, 2004 @ 11:20 am

    21. Wow, I finally did it, I am the 21st post, I don’t know what to say. I’d like to thank my parents for all there support and of course God for all of my posting talents. Above all, I’d like to thank Justin…this one’s for you bro!

      #21 | Comment by Mac — May 25, 2004 @ 11:25 am

    22. our cable tv died =( so i dont have MTV anymore. and i’m too cheap to sign up for those extra channels. so now i only have the local channels. oh well. i only really ever watch fox and nbc anyway.

      guess i’ll have to just download it off of suprnova if it ever gets on there.

      #22 | Comment by Justin — May 25, 2004 @ 11:36 am

    23. So ya’ll actually like Avril’s music? Damn it’s okay for a highschool girl or somthing. Why waste your money?
      gettin fucked up fast, to the bottom of the glass, God bless the USA, Cause George Bush Kicks ASS

      #23 | Comment by fing 11 — May 25, 2004 @ 11:43 am

    24. Avril is also doing a MuchMusic tv special concert thing…

      she might make crappy music but she’s very rich doing it.

      all it takes is one hit song.

      #24 | Comment by dork — May 25, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

    25. I honestly would like to thank justin, I never realized how attracted I was to Avril. Justin opened my eyes to the glorious truth.

      #25 | Comment by Mac — May 25, 2004 @ 1:00 pm

    26. That song rocked!!!!!

      Those t*ts are so fake, there shouldn’t be any argument.
      & Yes, I LIKE them and not complaining ;>

      #26 | Comment by silly_sally — May 25, 2004 @ 1:07 pm

    27. avril looks like an old girlfriend of mine…

      avril away!

      #27 | Comment by d33j — May 25, 2004 @ 1:16 pm

    28. I was in NYC last friday and I just happen to walk by as Avril was performing on the today show. She was looking awefully bonable.

      #28 | Comment by Nevets1106 — May 25, 2004 @ 1:30 pm

    29. Politics = Headache

      #29 | Comment by Trip — May 25, 2004 @ 2:13 pm


      #30 | Comment by I hate avril — May 25, 2004 @ 2:42 pm

    31. My bet: "I Hate Avril" is fat, ugly,unhappy, and jealous.

      #31 | Comment by senason — May 25, 2004 @ 3:20 pm

    32. I just read the article on Avril in Chart-which was in my mail for some reason- and I think her doing her own writing and keeping it away from her label and producers was a good decision. At least now no one can say she’s a hypocrite.

      Paul Mooney is hi-larious…

      #32 | Comment by qchad — May 25, 2004 @ 3:51 pm

    33. Proof of LL fakes my ass, her chest, like the rest of her body is covered with freckles. Nice try though.

      #33 | Comment by Dave-o — May 25, 2004 @ 4:13 pm

    34. How is proof of Lindsay’s fakes breasts? What reputable plastic surgeon puts an incision to put in a implant through the cleavage area? To the uninformed here is a clue, most modern implants are put in through the nipple or through the belly button.

      #34 | Comment by Breast Examiner — May 25, 2004 @ 4:44 pm

    35. ok. i got my cable fixed. turns out my cable didnt die. okay well it’s half dead. i only have basic service now. but i still get MTV! holla!

      avril away!

      #35 | Comment by Justin — May 25, 2004 @ 4:49 pm

    36. so i’m standing here thinking. well not really standing i guess sitting here thinking that my creation of another human life is not so much far fetched. and i goes on to thinking that yeah, it could and will happen one day. but i always get real confused cause when i do a guy in the ass i think, hey i’m creating a baby. then my girlfriend always tells me that not how it is done. so i get even more confused. and now i’m just a walking confused gayhead.

      #36 | Comment by groddy5 — May 25, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

    37. Dude, that song is wicked cool. That deserves an award. The guy sounds like Tom Delonge.
      And come on guys….Lindsays boobs can’t be fake….she’s so……innocent…..and hot…..and *drools*

      #37 | Comment by PaperTigers — May 25, 2004 @ 5:13 pm

    38. Proof of LL fakes my ass, her chest, like the rest of her body is covered with freckles. Nice try though.

      Posted by Dave-o – 4:13pm May 25, 2004

      Umm do you know how breast enhancment works? a saline solution sac is implanted behind the breast, the existing skin just stretches.

      Tough to argue when you see scars in that location, unless of course they were photochopped on there.

      #38 | Comment by Eric — May 25, 2004 @ 6:25 pm

    39. avril’s on MTV right now! 6:30 EST.


      #39 | Comment by Justin — May 25, 2004 @ 6:31 pm

    40. I’m sorry, I just don’t find anything attractive at all about Avril. I personally think she’s ugly and I can’t stand her music. Oh and before anyone calls me fat, ugly, or un-able to get a girl half as hot as her or something…I’m not fat, not ugly(or at least so I’ve been told), and I’ve had girls WAY better looking than Avril. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic of me and my girl. CLICK HERE

      Ignore the dark circles around my eyes 🙁 never quite figured out why they were there seeing as they only showed up in the pictures.

      #40 | Comment by Scorpion — May 25, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

    41. Justin you should have held out for the special edition of Return. Prob like hours of specials. And the Nazguls, well Ring Wraiths or goths who cares?

      #41 | Comment by qchad — May 25, 2004 @ 6:52 pm

    42. Scorpion your not fat but you are ulgy..
      and your girl not bad.. she has a big mouth..
      I bet she gives good head.

      #42 | Comment by huero — May 25, 2004 @ 7:06 pm

    43. "I’d like to thank my parents for all there support and of course God for all of my posting talents."

      Posted by Mac – 11:25am May 25, 2004

      Their, not there….maybe your parents should buy you grammar check, then you should thank them.

      I kid, I kid, I joke with you 🙂

      Anyways–Underworld=decent movie, not enough to douple dip on it though, even though I might have to. I bought the WS eiditon, and the disc inside was FS. Damn Nation! As for Micheal Moore, he just makes me sick on how he can bitch about Politics, and Government, yet he’s over-weight, and tells more lies than the US, French, Canadian, and UK Government combined. He should make a movie about anthrax, then test it on himself to see what happens.

      #43 | Comment by Tsl141 — May 25, 2004 @ 7:12 pm

    44. I care if you think I’m ugly. I’ve had enough girls tell me otherwise and as for my girl…sorry but she’s not a slut like the girls you probably date.

      #44 | Comment by Scorpion — May 25, 2004 @ 7:16 pm

    45. holding out is for fags!


      only the hardcore buys double dips.


      #45 | Comment by Justin — May 25, 2004 @ 7:17 pm

    46. Dont advertise Jamie Leigh

      #46 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 25, 2004 @ 7:20 pm

    47. Scorpion I’m soooooooooooo happy you care what i think ….

      But your still fuckin ulgy…

      Go cry you lil bitch!

      #47 | Comment by huero — May 25, 2004 @ 7:27 pm

    48. Man Scorpion, you must be a huge douche-bag to care enough about what people on the internet think to post pictures of yourself and your "girl." And prom pictures no less, that is fucking hilarious! The girl is not very good looking and huero is right, you ARE ugly. Don’t have kids, they will probably be ugly too.

      PS – Stop letting guys ram their cocks into your eyes, that would likely cause the bruising.

      #48 | Comment by IronChef — May 25, 2004 @ 7:35 pm

    49. Oh and don’t say I have a small penis or I will prove how big it is by posting links to my large, black, oversized penis. And if you really doubt me, I will find one where a hot girl is attached to it.

      #49 | Comment by IronChef — May 25, 2004 @ 7:40 pm

    50. Wait a minute… no Mortal Kombat. INFIDEL! lol, nice collection though, you weren’t kidding about being a huge movie buff.

      #50 | Comment by qchad — May 25, 2004 @ 7:45 pm

    51. stop the consumption, you capitalist whore!

      #51 | Comment by bah — May 25, 2004 @ 7:51 pm

    52. scorpion stop doing blow…

      #52 | Comment by bah — May 25, 2004 @ 7:52 pm

    53. http://www.hyperjump.net/martino/Lauren.jpg

      She has some radioactive zit on her face. Nice

      #53 | Comment by Not Scorpion — May 25, 2004 @ 8:03 pm

    54. Scorpion thats you…

      Only you would have a pic of that cute cock sucking whore

      #54 | Comment by huero — May 25, 2004 @ 8:10 pm

    55. I love how all the comments from The Morning till mid-evening are nice but then once you hit 7:00 when people are tired/horny/hungry you get..

      "Only you would have a pic of that cute cock sucking whore"

      "But your still fuckin ulgy…"

      "Stop letting guys ram their cocks into your eyes"

      #55 | Comment by Trip — May 25, 2004 @ 8:15 pm

    56. I can’t wait to go see "Fahrenheit 9/11!!!

      –Geroge W. Bush

      #56 | Comment by The Little Shrub — May 25, 2004 @ 8:18 pm

    57. i have a few thigns to say…first off avril is definatley a cute girl, im glad she writes her own music..i respect that in an artist, but her lyrics are crap and her music is far from good i wouldnt waste the time to download it…she sounds way to much like alanis morresete for me to even care to listen to her crap. and as for lindsay lohan she’s hott..we all know this and if she has fake tits or not we wont know untill she steps up and admits if they are fake or not..and if they are who really cares? its not like we havent see fake tits before since when have breast implants been such a big fuckin deal? seriously guys do you study her boobs while your jacking off to them to figure out if they are real or not…wait, of course you do….

      #57 | Comment by Lurker/Poster — May 25, 2004 @ 8:24 pm

    58. justin what do the "*" mean next to the links?

      #58 | Comment by xrzadwzl — May 25, 2004 @ 8:25 pm

    59. What a bunch of fucktards. Are’nt you all cool cause you can hide behind a keyboard and make fun of things you obviously lack. No one is amused or impressed at your feeble attempts to sound smart. Bitches.

      #59 | Comment by god — May 25, 2004 @ 8:29 pm

    60. * means that they’re marked for DEATH

      #60 | Comment by Justin — May 25, 2004 @ 8:31 pm

    61. You forgot to buy the new SLIPKNOT album.

      And I got my ROTK DVD for $13.99 at GameStop.

      No batteries though 🙁

      #61 | Comment by Dex — May 25, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

    62. As far as double dips go.. I usually avoid them as much as possible.
      But with LOTR, I get the 2-disk version AND the 4-disk extended. So come November, I’ll have both versions of all 3 movies.

      The extended ARE better, but sometimes I don’t feel like sitting down for almost 4 hours to watch a movie, including swapping disks in the middle.

      When I have friends over to watch one of those movies, we always opt for the 2.5 hour versions.

      Plus, all the regular 2-disk versions come with a cupon inside for $5.00 off the extended version.

      #62 | Comment by Dex — May 25, 2004 @ 8:49 pm

    63. Justin I have just watched the best show of all time. WB Superstar. DUDE YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!!!!!!!

      #63 | Comment by Shifty McNutzz — May 25, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

    64. i’m surprised at best buy. like they need to do dumb crap like that.

      #64 | Comment by lizzi — May 25, 2004 @ 9:42 pm

    65. oh and trip! despite your lack of talent, i find you strangely attractive.

      #65 | Comment by lizzi — May 25, 2004 @ 9:43 pm

    66. Oh yeah Liz, I totally agree.

      Nothing more attractive then someone who can’t use HTML

      Click on his name… WTF?



      #66 | Comment by Dex — May 25, 2004 @ 9:51 pm

    67. Yeah I’m drunk. Ignore me.

      #67 | Comment by Dex — May 25, 2004 @ 9:52 pm

    68. "Oh yeah Liz, I totally agree.

      Nothing more attractive then someone who can’t use HTML

      Click on his name… WTF?



      I’m pretty sure that’s not his fault. I think the box adds the http:// automatically and he just typed it in himself, not knowing.

      #68 | Comment by DarckkorioN — May 25, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

    69. I’m not one to plug, but I am listening to this girl Renee Olstead new album. She’s on a show called Still Standing and she sounds great. I mean her voice is great and is more old fashioned as opposed to Avril. Don’t know if anyone here is into jazz/swing and stuff but her album was too good not to buy. Also she is a pretty redhead who acts and sings just like Lindsay Lohan; who should have done the same and sing jazzy stuff because she has that sultry wraspish voice.

      #69 | Comment by qchad — May 25, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

    70. Don’t talk to me, I have aids big floppy man tits.

      #70 | Comment by Trip — May 25, 2004 @ 10:27 pm

    71. * = MARKED FOR DEATH – about fucking time.

      Underworld rocks – ESPECIALLY since it was made for a measly 20 million. THAT alone deserves an award. Kate in spandex works as well… though she’d clearly be too old for you…

      #71 | Comment by sexcrazedwzl — May 25, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

    72. talking about movies anyone seen troy yet? i was pleasantly suprised at how god it actuallyt was and the fight scenes are awesome, i totally recomend seeing it.

      #72 | Comment by viper — May 25, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

    73. Yo dawg, this site is tight yo.

      #73 | Comment by Tora — May 25, 2004 @ 11:20 pm

    74. I judt bought Incubus’ "A crow left of the murder." Highly recommend it. I’m gonna wait til the LoTR Trilogy set comes out. Must get Bubba Hotep.

      #74 | Comment by Prophet — May 26, 2004 @ 1:11 am

    75. Yeah that incubus CD is awesome. Their going on tour with the vines should be a good show.

      #75 | Comment by Trip — May 26, 2004 @ 1:14 am

    76. Incubus and the Vines… omg, the only thing worse than that show would be to add the Deftones to the line up.

      #76 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 26, 2004 @ 1:37 am

    77. Avril sucks, PBS sucks, Michael Moore sucks, fake boobs suck, stupid comments suck

      #77 | Comment by Messenjah — May 26, 2004 @ 1:52 am

    78. Avril Rules!!!!!

      #78 | Comment by Buddy — May 26, 2004 @ 2:13 am

    79. hermione….

      I think I would have to risk the jail time.

      #79 | Comment by Sunstrider — May 26, 2004 @ 3:03 am

    80. Good call Impresariozero. Incubus was good during the "Pardon Me" era, but the vines have always sucked as have The deftones

      #80 | Comment by senason — May 26, 2004 @ 3:15 am

    81. Good call Impresariozero. Incubus was good during the "Pardon Me" era, but the vines have always sucked as have The deftones

      #81 | Comment by senason — May 26, 2004 @ 3:15 am

    82. so here i am, watching iron chef. and it’s a real rivoting (sp?) episode about a guy who cooks and another guy who cooks and they’re battling it out. well i’m watching and thinking that "hey, maybe that chick, that korean chick, the actress, no wait, the fortune teller with the big ole ass, man, she’s fuckin’ hot". so i’m thinking, wait that period should go before the apostrophe shouldn’t it? hell i don’t remember english, it’s not like i’m majoring in it. hahahhahahahah… well the fortune teller, she knows what i’m thinking. she knows that i want to lay her down, lick her poon and… oh shit. i just came.

      #82 | Comment by groddy5 — May 26, 2004 @ 4:03 am

    83. okay. it’s been a few minutes since the unmentionable happened. and well, i don’t want to talk about it. Messy, perhaps. feelings about things that i shouldn’t have. perhaps. but in the end, it’s all the same. everything ends the same way. and you know what? that ending is DEATH! maybe some pantera would go nicely right about now. oh yeah bitches. FUCKING HOSTILE has entered the realm of groddy5!…

      #83 | Comment by groddy5 — May 26, 2004 @ 4:09 am

    84. ok no one answered about the age. hearing the way you talk im assuming you people are around 15. for christ sakes you think avril lavigne is music. rhyming "get out of my head, yea thats what i said" while jaming out some power chords is not music. here ill start you off with some good music: "the beatles" they can play more than a couple of power chords and they could write music.

      #84 | Comment by curious — May 26, 2004 @ 5:19 am



      #85 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — May 26, 2004 @ 6:33 am



      #86 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — May 26, 2004 @ 6:38 am

    87. Curious, most of the regulars to this site aren’t teenagers. We’re PRE teenagers. That’s why we think Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes etc. is so hot. Besides Avril invented punk. You should go back to the old peoples home grandpa

      #87 | Comment by Nick Trod — May 26, 2004 @ 8:16 am

    88. "Besides Avril invented punk. You should go back to the old peoples home grandpa"
      Posted by Nick Trod – 8:16am May 26, 2004

      I seriously hope your joking, because if you are that is funny. Yes punk is so new isn’t it, not like it’s been around for decades geting steadily worse and more commercial. Oh wouldn’t it be nice to go to a time when all the prepubes weren’t on the internet and were busy making model cars or getting beats from the big kids instead of wasting space on the boards. Always talking bout punani!

      #88 | Comment by qchad — May 26, 2004 @ 8:38 am

    89. I downloaded Avril’s cd a couple of weeks ago, I actually expected more. I liked the first album but this second one was kinda sucky! Don’t waste your money on it!

      #89 | Comment by WP — May 26, 2004 @ 9:07 am

    90. yo scorpion’s photos don’t work- where’s the big mouth chick

      #90 | Comment by stupendous — May 26, 2004 @ 10:20 am

    91. beware of curious

      #91 | Comment by anonymous — May 26, 2004 @ 11:17 am


      #92 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 11:23 am


      #93 | Comment by Rick James — May 26, 2004 @ 11:32 am


      #94 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 11:41 am

    95. This message is for Justin (the owner of this website)

      When are you going to start having Jamie Leigh write some goods and thoughts here? I heard you offered her and I would love that. I think with Fahrenheit 911 coming out it would aewsome to see her views and takes on it since obviously lots of people here are looking forward to that as I am. Get her hooked up man, I love coming here, but I’d look forward even more and tell my mates if we knew JL was expressing some frustrations with everyone else. I wanna check out her views on that docu and others things comin up. Hope you do it asap dude, love the site, but she would bring it to another level no doubt.

      #95 | Comment by Dale — May 26, 2004 @ 11:50 am

    96. Why are there ads for this chick in every thread?

      #96 | Comment by Scott F — May 26, 2004 @ 11:57 am

    97. lol, about hermione…


      a countdown

      #97 | Comment by kaji — May 26, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

    98. seriously, enough is enough! down with the jamie leigh thing

      #98 | Comment by vhw — May 26, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

    99. I’ve had it with "Jamie Leigh"’s dad continually trying to pimp his little whore to us.


      You’re a complete tool and fuckweed. There’s literally NOTHING in this world that I care less about than this litte twits views on anything, much less current events. We don’t give a flying shit. And indeed, I care more about my flying shits, than you, or your retarded little girls opinions.

      So get the fuck back to jacking off over that piece of shit site of hers, and leave us the fuck alone.

      Now scram you little tard before I decide to fuck you like the little bitch you are.


      #99 | Comment by sexcrazedwzl — May 26, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

    100. I saw Troy. It was ok. No Van Helsing. And Avril is average at best.

      #100 | Comment by Zerg — May 26, 2004 @ 12:25 pm

    101. "Van Helsing" is awful, the only thing going good in that film is Beckinsale’s Sweet Ass, Also Dracula’s Brides. On another note, that chick from Tech TV’s Fresh Gear – Stephanie Siemeller is a hot piece of Ass!

      #101 | Comment by Ex — May 26, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

    102. What’s that one single Avril has out there? Something about not putting out? Hmmmmm. I liked that song when it was an Alanis Morrisette song. It sounds so much like an AM single I can’t stand it!!

      #102 | Comment by C-Monkey — May 26, 2004 @ 12:48 pm

    103. "…it would aewsome to see her views and takes on it since obviously lots of people here are looking forward to that as I am."
      No Dale. No. We come here to see what JUSTIN has to say about all kinds of funny ass shit. Not JL. So shut the fuck up.

      #103 | Comment by Ricochet — May 26, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

    104. Get More of Avril Lavigne on this website

      #104 | Comment by Kluge — May 26, 2004 @ 1:19 pm

    105. Punk wasnt invented by Sid and Nancy.. I think they just made heroine popular again, lol.
      Nothin says punk like goin on a heroine bender and killing your bitch, hahahahaha.
      Punk was invented by……… no one knows, because who ever started the punk thing must have been sooooooooooooo anti-commercial that they never bought instruments! WOOHOO! NO ESTABLISHMENT!
      all those sell outs who bought guitars, pfft! Go ahead and scream anarchy, people were punk before you!
      …but yeah…Dead Kennedys rock

      #105 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 26, 2004 @ 1:48 pm

    106. …btw…. WTF dale!?!?!
      Dude, shut up about that bitch already!

      #106 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 26, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

    107. David "Knight Rider" Hasselhof is the new king of white rappers. Link http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189

      Booya bitches!

      #107 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 26, 2004 @ 2:15 pm

    108. "David "Knight Rider" Hasselhof is the new king of white rappers."

      Wow that’s weird!!! Love the Knight Rider theme though. That’s like when the guy from ET started a music career.

      #108 | Comment by qchad — May 26, 2004 @ 2:37 pm

    109. The dude that keeps posting Janet Leigh links is probably JANET LEIGH. Stop promoting your own lame ass site and PROMOTE MINE!!!! Shenanigans.vze.com

      #109 | Comment by Monty — May 26, 2004 @ 2:58 pm

    110. This Avril chick is kind of hot. Is she famous for something?

      #110 | Comment by Dr. Ped O. Fil — May 26, 2004 @ 3:40 pm

    111. Avril is as punk as Ryan Seacrest!

      Punk is DEAD- everyone sells out now. The music doesn’t matter. Money and chicks matter.

      #111 | Comment by fungi — May 26, 2004 @ 3:44 pm

    112. it seems most people here have been brain washed from mtv. and on the subject of michael moore and his new moive i hope you realize there is a book called fahrenheit 451. and heres a litte something from the new york post: NY POST: MICHAEL Moore ‘s anti-Bush film "Fahrenheit 9/11" isn’t even original. Two years ago, "9/11: The Road to Tyranny," a real documentary by Alex Jones , had most of the "facts" Moore uses in his scatter-shot diatribe. Jones, who is less interested in making money than the self-aggrandizing Moore, released his film for free on his Web site http://www.infowars.com, where it drew legions of new fans, including producer Curt Johnson , who is hiring Jones as a consultant on a political action thriller titled "Wake Up."

      #112 | Comment by curious — May 26, 2004 @ 4:11 pm

    113. Enough is enough. Dale… you belong on the shelf at home depot you tool. You need to stop promoting your cum dumpster jamie leigh. She’s a nut job and so are you.

      #113 | Comment by Nevets1106 — May 26, 2004 @ 4:34 pm

    114. "Besides Avril invented punk"

      LOL. Goes to show how mcuh your dumbass knows. Especially about punk. STFU and go buy some more ties.

      #114 | Comment by Zerg — May 26, 2004 @ 4:39 pm

    115. Down with Jamie Leigh! It has been way too long since I saw some nipple slippage or porn on this site. Lets stop talking and start whacking.

      #115 | Comment by fungi — May 26, 2004 @ 4:42 pm

    116. I Hate Posts about Jamie Leigh…and i’m pretty sure ‘Just Another Joe’ is behind all of this!!!!

      ….leading me to my next post….

      #116 | Comment by Dope — May 26, 2004 @ 4:46 pm

    117. I also hate posts about ‘Just Another Joe’

      …I hate you, buddy!

      #117 | Comment by Dope — May 26, 2004 @ 4:47 pm

    118. Punk could never be around now people are too concerned with whos "selling out" and whos not this and whos not that because everything has to be sorted and labeled for the average listener. It doesen’t matter what avril is or what she isn’t the point is she’s making millions of dollars because of all the publicity she gets with people saying "OH AVRIL R SO FAKE I ONLY LISTN 2 DA CLASH!Q1one". Just shut the fuck up and stop watching MTV.


      #118 | Comment by Trip — May 26, 2004 @ 4:52 pm

    119. "Besides Avril invented punk"

      LOL. Goes to show how mcuh your dumbass knows. Especially about punk. STFU and go buy some more ties.

      a genius is among us?

      #119 | Comment by blah — May 26, 2004 @ 5:02 pm

    120. billy idol invented punk.

      today at wal-mart i shat. then when i went to wipe my ass, i got shit and a peanut on my thumb.

      #120 | Comment by dato — May 26, 2004 @ 5:07 pm

    121. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU PUNK ROCKERS!!! THE ROLLING STONES ARE THE MOST "PUNK" BAND OF ALL TIME!!! They were the very first band to bring that attitude to the mainstream, however, do not be fooled by the fact that this legendary band DOSNT use two power chords in every song, they are still punk. And anyways, every single punk band after the Clash is cosmically terrible for their lack of melody and maturity. If you want good music, look no further than early ZEP, the first seven Stones albums, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, the Clash, the Who or the Beatles. ANYONE WHO POST’S AN IDEA CONTRARY TO WHAT I HAVE JUST STATED IS A DOUCHEBAG.

      #121 | Comment by Monty — May 26, 2004 @ 5:26 pm

    122. I met Avril once. She is hott in pictures, but is even better looking in person. I know from experience. She is in her own catergory when it comes to what kind of music she plays.

      #122 | Comment by Kluge — May 26, 2004 @ 5:31 pm

    123. nobody can argue that yellowcard invited punk rock. it was either them or simple plan.

      #123 | Comment by jones — May 26, 2004 @ 5:36 pm

    124. FUCK YOU ALL

      AVRIL INVENTED PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      #124 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 5:55 pm

    125. Avril all the way. \m/

      #125 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 5:57 pm

    126. Jamie Leigh invented punk, you should check our her website for details. Just kidding.

      #126 | Comment by IronChef — May 26, 2004 @ 6:17 pm

    127. Hey, I am the beautiful and intelligent chick that has been advertised on this site many times.
      I’d like to inform all of you that my real website has been hacked. http://www.jamieleigh.net HACKED! DO NOT GO THERE, IT IS NO LONGER THE REAL JAMIE LEIGH!

      Click here to view my tottaly new revamped website

      Toodles boys! Don’t forget to check out my site!

      #127 | Comment by Jamie Leigh — May 26, 2004 @ 6:34 pm

    128. Actually, if you want to get specific, the Sex Pistols invented "Punk" Music….

      #128 | Comment by Booyah — May 26, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

    129. Who the fuck is Jamie Leigh? Oh wait… nobody fucking cares.

      #129 | Comment by Masked Raccoon — May 26, 2004 @ 7:07 pm

    130. Well when it comes down to it, Bad Religion made it famous(in a underground kind of way) 🙂

      #130 | Comment by Zerg — May 26, 2004 @ 7:15 pm

    131. Fuck that shit, everyone knows the Golden Oldies rule!

      #131 | Comment by Ex — May 26, 2004 @ 7:23 pm

    132. Lol @ fake Jamie Leigh, because we obviously cannot read the url that says "kwikmed.com"?

      Does it sell viagra and ridalin and whatnot?

      #132 | Comment by Jinsk — May 26, 2004 @ 7:36 pm

    133. off subject, but i’m not sure if you guys heard, but it turns out that that linsay lohan’s lucious knockers are FAKE! this is new to me.


      #133 | Comment by peach — May 26, 2004 @ 8:01 pm

    134. Holy jumping jesus on a pogo stick…I just tried to sit through an aol taping of one of avrils shows……. My god, that is some horrible shit.
      I dont mind her music on cd, some of it I can actually enjoy…. but she has to be the WORST live performer this side of…um… shit..she has her own side, thats how bad it was.
      So while shes still hot and Id still pork her…. Ill never go see her.
      I think Ill just stick to Flogging Molly if I want a good show…
      ~good day

      #134 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 26, 2004 @ 8:21 pm

    135. The Day After Tomorrow opens the day after tomorrow…not to be confused with tomorrow..where the day after tomorrow will open tomorrow or even yesterday…where the day after tomorrow is opening the day after the day after tomorrow….

      #135 | Comment by Ex — May 26, 2004 @ 8:31 pm

    136. so…if the day after tomorrow is released the day before, and i were to see the day after tomorrow the day before at the midnight screening, would i be seeing the day after tomorrow the day before the day after tomorrow or on the day after tomorrow itself because the day after tomorrow now comes out the day after tomorrow by the date today which legitimately makes the release date of the day after tomorrow the day after tomorrow but if it is shown the day before the day after tomorrow and then i will be seeing the day after tomorrow tomorrow which then kinda deflates the legend of being able to ask my friends “would you like to see the day after tomorrow tomorrow?” and then they will think i have a speech disorder when i am seriously asking them if they want to see the day after tomorrow tomorrow the day before so i can then tell anyone else that invites me later that i saw the day after tomorrow the day before which will make them think i saw the day after tomorrow yesterday but in fact i will have seen the day after tomorrow tomorrow instead of the day after tomorrow?…. and thus, LINDSAY LOHAN’S BOOBS ARE NOT FAKE. THOSE SCAR PICS WERE PHOTOSHOPPED. GODDAMN.

      #136 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 8:42 pm

    137. Lohan’s boobs aren’t real really my sister lives in l.a. and swore me to god that she saw her looking at some brochures about boob enhancment…and besides they’re huge…i guess you could just say i saw the day after tomorrow and quit the crap..

      #137 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 8:56 pm

    138. hey justin find that clip from brown bunny that’s "so controversial" and post it.

      #138 | Comment by brinkdog — May 26, 2004 @ 8:58 pm

    139. Reagan-esque confusing run-on sentences are so yesterday.

      #139 | Comment by Seriously — May 26, 2004 @ 8:59 pm


      #140 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 9:00 pm

    141. I have this friend who has a brother who has a cousin who has a sister-in-law who has a dog walker who has a boss who has a daughter who has a friend that worked in the catering truck on "Mean Girls" who swears that she saw a person who overheard Lindsay’s mom saying that Lindsay got a new set of boobs for her bat-mitzvah.

      #141 | Comment by bligityblah — May 26, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

    142. yeah i heard that too…

      #142 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:02 pm

    143. Lindsay Lohan’s boobs and David Blaine’s magic may very well be the only real things left in this world. I believe!!!!!!11111111123aegkiprusoffeogjalihegea

      #143 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

    144. yeah i suppossed you did.who told you anyway?her dog?

      #144 | Comment by Max — May 26, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

    145. first: david blanes magic are as fake as lohan’s boobs.
      second: lohan’s boobs are as fake as blane’s magic

      #145 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:06 pm

    146. No, my dog tells me to kill whom ever knows he talks.

      #146 | Comment by bligityblah — May 26, 2004 @ 9:06 pm

    147. oh so that means your gonna have to kill your self. we’ll miss you here pff

      #147 | Comment by Max — May 26, 2004 @ 9:11 pm

    148. Fake? show me some "before" and "after" pics, then…..ya D-bag…

      #148 | Comment by Booyah — May 26, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

    149. I don’t know who this david blane guy is that you’re referring to, but David Blaine is magical! Come to think of it, Lohan’s boobs are pretty magical too. MAGIC!!!1!!11wrfmikkaheiaegeishgieajgodeiagheae

      #149 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:15 pm

    150. hey like the harry potter scene on snl

      #150 | Comment by margarita — May 26, 2004 @ 9:18 pm

    151. SO….if i cant remember yesterday but i how am i supposed to remember the day after tommorrow if it hasnt even happened yet…and when it does happen…will i remember to watch the day after tommorrow and then leave the funny stuff to justin??? i think so….

      #151 | Comment by EverSnow — May 26, 2004 @ 9:19 pm

    152. http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1050323/t99.jpg
      there you go…satisfied

      #152 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:20 pm

    153. before(the boobjob):
      after(the fukcing boob job,that actually happened):

      #153 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:24 pm

    154. it’s called puberty.

      GROWTH HAPPENS. just like when you started growing hair on your balls! like how mandy moore suddenly had boobs too! like how avril invented punk! yes! that’s part of puberty too! avril inventing punk!

      #154 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 9:26 pm

    155. Puberty please!

      #155 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:27 pm

    156. avril is as fake as lohan’s boobs…didn’t you saw her with that louis vuitton bag…she created…come to think about it she didn’t create anything just a bunch of loser fans

      #156 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:28 pm


      #157 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 9:29 pm

    158. good for you
      sure u didn’t need viagra?;)

      #158 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:31 pm


      #159 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:31 pm

    160. Everyone knows that girls are filled out at 11. They never sprout boobs between 15 & 17, it just doesn’t happen. Wonder Bra’s aren’t made for teenagers either. Don’t even hint at Victoria Secrets, they won’t even let an under 18yr old through the door. Those boobs must be fake. Fake like Chernobyl!

      #160 | Comment by bligityblah — May 26, 2004 @ 9:33 pm

    161. RULE PLEASE! Shut the fuck up bligs, you idiot.

      #161 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

    162. Eat it you emo love towel.

      #162 | Comment by bligityblah — May 26, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

    163. thanks at least someone with brains!! but let’s accpet with or wihtout boobs (no actually y prefer the fake ones) lindsay’s hot we all got to deal with it…now let’s talk about that fake biatch avril…her cd sucks and now she’s writing lame lyrics like in "don’t tell me" "while you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go OHH OHH"wtf does oh oh mean really if avril invented punk she could at least come up with a better rime or something…

      #163 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:39 pm

    164. Dude, learn to spell before you try to talk shit on Avril…the GODDESS….THE MASTER OF PUNK ROCK! Go play pin the penis in the asshole with bligs, please! DOUCHE, Pussycat!

      #164 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

    165. bubba i think hit a nerve

      #165 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:49 pm

    166. let’s make a poll who here thinks avril sucks that she just ain’t the same punk rocker we all loved and adored,well not everyone just bubba…

      #166 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:52 pm

    167. Fantasia just won. Can you say Ruben part 2.

      #167 | Comment by deedas — May 26, 2004 @ 9:55 pm

    168. OK, I just saw Avril live. I stand corrected. I’d knock the dust off that pussy. But she sounds awful live.

      #168 | Comment by Zerg — May 26, 2004 @ 9:57 pm

    169. finally somebody thinking clearly

      #169 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:57 pm

    170. and hearing clearly

      #170 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 9:58 pm

    171. lohan hit puberty… do we remember how much drama happened over spears boobs when they came out of hiding? the girl learned how to use the double action sticky tape and grew some boobs… wait til you see hilary duff in five years, people will be saying she had a boob job… and what about mandy moore like justin said. don’t drown in the drama people!

      #171 | Comment by onederfool1 — May 26, 2004 @ 9:59 pm

    172. hmm… i believe we stopped talkin of that girls fake boobs a while ago…

      #172 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 10:02 pm

    173. Sarah! Love yooooooooooou!

      #173 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 10:03 pm

    174. Bad singer… i guess that explains her GRAMMY NOMINATION.

      Avril = GODDESS.

      #174 | Comment by bob the builder — May 26, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

    175. i think bubba has gone crazy on us

      #175 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

    176. avril may have a great voice but that girl has got to get her act right i mean lately she doesn’t even seem punk to me

      #176 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 10:05 pm

    177. In all my years commenting here, I’ve yet to see bob the builder tell a lie. This is no exception. Bob’s the man. Avril is punk rock sex incarnate. GODDESS!!!

      #177 | Comment by Bubba — May 26, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

    178. avril is the mother of punk

      #178 | Comment by Justin — May 26, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

    179. I see whats going on here…..
      We have strayed my friends, yes strayed from the path that is "who gives a fuck if theyre fake, shes still hot"
      I mean if lil miss freckles came up to you and said "hey wanna bone?" and you asked if her tits were real, then you denied her because they are fake…you should be shot. Boobs are boobs, but what makes boobs a million times better is when they are resting comfortably on your face (hands, chest, bed, etc etc, i think you see my point)

      #179 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 26, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

    180. longevity my ass as far as i know her second cd is going to be her last she just has to deal she was a 1 cd wonder…

      #180 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 10:10 pm

    181. emma at 17

      #181 | Comment by ryan — May 26, 2004 @ 10:21 pm

    182. Speaking of Lohan’s boobs, I’m done with Avril and won’t argue her punk authenticity, but all you fake talkers look up a woman named Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster). She went from like a B cup to 32D or something, had to get breast reduction. Lohan prob headed that way too and it will be a sad day!

      #182 | Comment by qchad — May 26, 2004 @ 10:22 pm

    183. i think she can carry on with that burden

      #183 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 10:23 pm

    184. The days are always better with some kind of hot pictures are posted on this site. Thanks for supporting my site bitches.


      #184 | Comment by lindsay lohan is ugly — May 26, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

    185. hey check out my site

      #185 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 11:46 pm

    186. hey check out my site

      #186 | Comment by Luis — May 26, 2004 @ 11:46 pm

    187. To Lindsay lohan is ugly:

      Do buy that computer. I have an older model and I love it. If you’re not in a rush to get it, I’d wait a bit, since the G5 version is right around the corner.

      #187 | Comment by deedas — May 27, 2004 @ 1:02 am

    188. Blasphemers! Lindsay Lohan’s boobs are as real as me, and I’m a real boy! Do you also think Nikki Cox has had work done since she has large breasts and is attractive? Idiots. I’m sure the only reason she comes to mind is because of the red hair, but she will do. Punky is the prime example though.

      Also: Avril rocks hard punk rock sex. I can’t believe the Sex Pistols and the like actually try to copy Avril, the innovator of punk rock herself. The fact that they would so such things is just…sickening.

      #188 | Comment by Bubba — May 27, 2004 @ 1:11 am

    189. Hey. I’m here, drunk, saying hello to all of my regular reads.

      80% of you make my skin crawl, but I have a permanent, and deep-rooted love for Justin.

      So, hello, Justin.

      Avril is soooo punk. Anyone else? Fucking posers!!

      #189 | Comment by Amy — May 27, 2004 @ 1:12 am

    190. ^^^ luckily the other 20% aren’t too fond of you either. I suggest you crawl back into your bottle.

      #190 | Comment by sexcrazedwzl — May 27, 2004 @ 1:46 am

    191. I’m actually quite fond of her…

      #191 | Comment by Bubba — May 27, 2004 @ 2:09 am

    192. … And, for the record, weasel here is obsessed with me.

      Ever since he called himself limpweed.

      #192 | Comment by Amy — May 27, 2004 @ 2:10 am

    193. Love to you, Bubba.

      Ok, sleep now.

      #193 | Comment by Amy — May 27, 2004 @ 2:11 am

    194. If any of you little shits knows how to read…pick up issue 918 of Rolling Stone, you know, the magazine about music. She is quoted on page 40 as saying (regaurding DAVID BOWIE) "What is the big deal, I was born in 1984 – why would I know who he is?"


      She never even knew who the RAMONES were before she already signed he first record deal. The Ramones were punk. Sid Vicious was punk…Johnny Rotten was punk. I wish a lot of you teenie bopper main streamers would DIE! For fucksake, if you like punk, research it, don’t just spew shit out of your stupid, drain on society’s mouths. Grow a brain or wrap your lips around a hot tailpipe and breathe…gently. It will all be over soon. Alkline Trio is (was?) punk. Less than Jake was, New Found Glory was…AVRIL NEVER EVEN WAS. She was invented, molded, like NSYNC or the Back Street Boys.

      FUCKFuckfuck I hate you people who say avril is punk.

      Catch 22…ska…but still good. Someone go listen to this stuff I am speaking of, and please, for the love of god…educate yourself.

      I wish only the strong survived, we would be the smartest, most beautiful creatures on the planet. Instead we have you people. Prolly some ugly fucking stupid idiots who will just skim the bottom of the gene pool, hoping to get buy on a fast food salary and government checks because of your daddy-less babies.

      On a side note, I would fuck Avril 7 ways till Tuesday. She is pretty.

      Rant over. I should be posting more often. Holla!

      #194 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 27, 2004 @ 2:31 am

    195. that shit is tight

      #195 | Comment by yea — May 27, 2004 @ 2:46 am

    196. 200th thats pretty kewl. alot cooler than 1st/2nd/3rd.

      #196 | Comment by hesey — May 27, 2004 @ 2:47 am

    197. Why does it matter if she is punk or whatever you want to call it. So you are saying that if I was to go out and make any kind of music it wouldn’t be the kind of music I thought it was just because I don’t know who some people who did music before me was? I see you are one of those people who listen to a certain kind of music just because somebody labeled it a certain way. You probably go and buy things that are "different" then "everyone" else just because you don’t want to be like them but sadly you are just in another clique of people. Why do we have to be a society where we have to label everything.

      #197 | Comment by TrendFollower — May 27, 2004 @ 3:21 am

    198. Best part…

      "I wish only the strong survived, we would be the smartest, most beautiful creatures on the planet. Instead we have you people. Prolly some ugly fucking stupid idiots who will just skim the bottom of the gene pool, hoping to get buy on a fast food salary and government checks because of your daddy-less babies."

      Lol.. i’m sure your up there kid-o if your visiting this site.. most awesomeness right here!

      #198 | Comment by Jao — May 27, 2004 @ 3:34 am

    199. you are right hippie, you gathered from my comment that i go out and buy music because of its label. not that i buy music because i am music fiend. i buy old eroupean punk records because the industry says so. you are one of those people who should give a blowjob to Mr. Smith or Wesson. you know what, try to fit both in your mouth. if i could label you, i would label you a fuckoff.

      and for your information, i am a music eclectic. you, are a tool. tool…now that is a good band.

      #199 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 27, 2004 @ 3:35 am

    200. "Lol.. i’m sure your up there kid-o if your visiting this site.. most awesomeness right here!"

      It is you’re, not your. You fucking idiot. Learn 3rd grade over again. There you will learn how you use an apostrophe.

      Preach on BabyEater.

      #200 | Comment by IknowmyGrammer — May 27, 2004 @ 3:39 am

    201. OMG AMY!

      I still want to fuck you for the sake of fucking, Amy. Please?

      #201 | Comment by pangwinking — May 27, 2004 @ 3:59 am

    202. Will Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children be on you DVD list in the future Justin?

      #202 | Comment by Green — May 27, 2004 @ 4:11 am

    203. justin, sorry to say but…


      thats just not right.

      #203 | Comment by j — May 27, 2004 @ 4:15 am

    204. Ok, I’m getting tired of all ths Avril and Linday Lohan stuff…yes Avril’s cute and LL is pretty hot, but, how about some more Mandy Moore stuff. I know it’s a novel idea since she’s legal and all, but I missed Letterman tonight and wanted to see some caps.

      #204 | Comment by Drew — May 27, 2004 @ 4:17 am

    205. Man…I think my post got deleted…all it said was that Avril sucks ass live….
      oh well…maybe its just the 200+ comments and I just lost it in the mess…. oh well who cares..not any of you. Just do yourselves a favor and dont watch Avril live on AOL…its horrible.

      #205 | Comment by Impresariozero — May 27, 2004 @ 4:39 am

    206. Christina exposed Virgin Mobile ad

      #206 | Comment by Anonymous — May 27, 2004 @ 4:46 am

    207. Now hand me back my crystals! I don’t have much time!

      #207 | Comment by Willow — May 27, 2004 @ 7:14 am

    208. How could the ramones invent punk? They’re dead. Stop lying about avril, we all know she invented punk.

      p.s. I love all the little wind up toys around here.

      #208 | Comment by Nick Trod — May 27, 2004 @ 8:18 am

    209. The Sex Pistols rock…..

      #209 | Comment by buttnut — May 27, 2004 @ 9:40 am

    210. I’m about half way through the new Avril album and I’m not as impressed with this album as I was with the first. Maybe the second half will be better…

      What is up with all of the background singers on the new album? Sounds very Britney popish.

      #210 | Comment by Serra — May 27, 2004 @ 11:14 am

    211. Umm…. riiiight.

      Ok, a few things need to be set straight here.

      1.) Avril is indeed hot.

      2.) No, she is not punk. She said it herself in an interview, that it was a look and a gimmick therecord company wanted her to do. She is not punk.

      3.)Lindsay Lohan’s boobs are real. Think, people!! Lindsay is a minor. Minors can’t get implants, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. If she suddenly sprouted those after turning 18, THEN you should be suspicious.

      To Luis… yeah. Notice how the pictures supposedly taken ‘before’ the boob job look like they’re a couple years old? You have to remember; Ms. Lohan wasn’t doing much for a span of 2 years or so. Young girls tend to grow when they get older. It happens. Didn’t your mommy and daddytalk with you about the birds and the bees?

      And before I get pissed, Avril did NOT invent Punk. Punk barely even exists anymore, since the record companies have once again taken a successful genre, watered it down, defanged and decloawed it, and copied it like mad to sell it. Then you get a slew of poser punks, who think they’re punk because they love the watered-down version of the music they used to hate.

      Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, and Avril Lavigne are NOT punk. Avril’s thing is just a gimmick, and the other two are just pop. If you listen to The Clash, or The Sex Pistols, THAT was punk. Try to compare that to a song by Simple Plan,and you can see what I mean. Simple Plan sucks anus.

      I don’t know if anyone woud agree with me, but here are two bands who I would consider punk, mainly because they are holding onto the true punk sound.(although not always.)

      The Offspring.(mainly their older stuff and a little bit of their newer stuff. Except "Hit That" was too pop-ish, with the keyboards and all.)

      Sum41. I mean their latest album. Their previous one was a little pop-ish, but the stuff on "Does This Look Infected" is pretty damned good.

      Whatever. Just think of what I said, ok?

      #211 | Comment by A different Justin — May 27, 2004 @ 11:19 am

    212. Oh, and for whoever the hell posted the link to the countdown to Hermione’s 18th birthday? You are a fucking pervert. I mean, yeah, I drool over Lindsay Lohan, and others, but at least she’s 17.

      Most of the pics on that page wre from the first HP movie, when she was like… what? Eleven? That’s sick, man.

      #212 | Comment by Another Justin — May 27, 2004 @ 11:27 am

    213. I’m interning to be a plastic surgeon right now at a clinic in Oakville Ontario Canada and I can honestly say Ms. Lohan has had her breasts operated on. Not that it means anything since I’m sure even a few people on here have had work done. It’s as common as a haircut now. Get with the times. They’re only a few grand and will come down even more ina few years.

      #213 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — May 27, 2004 @ 12:48 pm

    214. justin what do you mean " hair on your balls" when is that supposed to happen. im 19 and i have no clue what your talking about.

      #214 | Comment by hesey — May 27, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

    215. LL just has her boobs enhanced, instead of the typical red head sag. :O

      #215 | Comment by rkrispy — May 27, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

    216. I saw Bubba Ho Tep tonight, and it was no evil dead, I was quite disappointed with it actually. Anyone else? Lemme know.

      #216 | Comment by Random Hero — May 27, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

    217. i met sum41. they are cool. and the offspring album smash was the shiznit.

      #217 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 27, 2004 @ 12:59 pm

    218. Sum41 and Offspring?????????????


      You don’t get to tell anyone else what is or isn’t punk because YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.


      #218 | Comment by More Punk — May 27, 2004 @ 1:01 pm

    219. oh yeah, and Dropkick Murphys rule too.

      #219 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 27, 2004 @ 1:09 pm

    220. About boobies and boob jobs:

      Technology is a wonderful thing. Did you know that now they don’t even have to leave huge scars for boob jobs anymore? Just a tiny 2 inch incision under the armpit is all they need now. They then insert the implant(rolled up) and then inject a saline solution into it. So now no more silicon poisoning or obvious scars under the boobies.

      My guess is that if Ms. Lohan got some new boobs she could afford to spend a little extra to avoid these rumors that her "GOD given boobs" are fake. Sorry but I’m pretty sure that picture of her "scar" is fake.

      philisophical point: If a boob is really nice, and everyone likes it……… does it matter if it is fake?

      ps: I’m a blainetologist. If you would like to become one just send me $249.95 and you too can unlock the mystery that is David Blaine.

      legal disclaimer: forfiture of your soul upon completion of the blaine school of magic. offer void in Kalamazoo, Michigan[sorry Justin]

      #220 | Comment by ak — May 27, 2004 @ 2:36 pm

    221. 1) I used to listen to the Sex Pistols, until I realized that they were just copying Ms. Lavigne, the true father of punk (and incidentally, shock rock as well, Mr. Manson is also a poseur [by the way Amy, when referencing those who pose, it’s probably better to use the freedom spelling of "poser" if one or more parties happen to be Canadian]). Ms. Lavigne also invented ties, which were promptly stolen by the evil corporate machine (which Ms. Lavigne has nothing to do with) to make itself look "hip" and "with-it".

      2) Ms. Lohan’s breasts are real, they have mass and displacement, and a definate recordable volume. I challenge you to defy me on this. I challenge you.

      3) Hey did anyone see that little girl in Kill Bill 2? HAWTT. I want some more of that.

      4) Avril is also the mother of punk, she is the father and mother of punk, she is asexual and reproduces via budding. Also, in addition to siring both punk and shock rock, she may have adopted emo, because as we all know, emo had to have been in an orphanage.

      5) Mmm-mm, little girl from Kill Bill 2. You know, it’s possible she was actually born after the millennium? Can’t beat that.

      6) David Blaine is also a poseur, Avril invented magic, and then used magic to destroy the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq at the behest of Mr. Bush, who prizes world peace and security above all else.

      7) I’m joking about the little girl. I wouldn’t mention it but I’m not quite sure it would come off as a joke here.

      #221 | Comment by Seriously — May 27, 2004 @ 3:30 pm

    222. The best joke is Seriously’s post. "Mr. Bush, who prizes world peace and security above all else."

      #222 | Comment by qchad — May 27, 2004 @ 3:41 pm

    223. hahahahahaHA. Seriously, you are halarious. Seriously. Ha. "I challenge you." "And reproduces via budding." Ha. Anyways. Seriously, you are awesome. I agree with what you are saying. Even if it is in extremely sarcastic cynical form.

      #223 | Comment by PaperTigers — May 27, 2004 @ 4:28 pm

    224. seriously gets best comment!

      #224 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2004 @ 5:06 pm

    225. so, anyone got the scorpion’s photos? links are dead. yeah, i’m strangely curious, but anything beats seeing another jamie leigh post.

      #225 | Comment by stupendous — May 27, 2004 @ 7:15 pm

    226. Ok, the subject is dad now, but that asshat completely missed my point.

      I have no problem with Avril. Even if I’m not a big fan of her music, she DOES write it herself, and that means something.

      Also, the point I was trying to make is that when compared to the first punk bands, Sum41 and Offspring may not be able to hold up, but they’re way the fuck more punk than Simple Plan and Good Charlotte.

      You can’t listen to the retarded little Pop-Punk bands like that and tell me they’re real punk. It’s fucking ridiculous.

      The point I was trying ot make wa,s that while I don’t claim to be an expert on punk music, being that my favorite genre is metal… I know a fabricated genre when I see it, and that is what the record companies have turned punk into.

      Want some other examples? All the hair bands of the 80’s. Metal was becoming a big thing, but, rather than actually try and sign the underground acts, the record company found a couple acts THEY liked, and produced clone after clone after clone. There were REAL metal bands out there, but they got pushed to the back burner in favor of wannabe metal bands like Motley Crue or Poison.

      Oh, and "More Punk?" Don’t try to tell me I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. At least I know enough to be able to present some facts, rather than just call names like a fucking 5 year old.

      I’m a douchebag? What, like the used ones of your mother’s you used to drink from?

      Go listen to Simple Plan some more, you failed abortion.

      #226 | Comment by A different Justin — May 28, 2004 @ 2:15 am

    227. Fucking hell… first sentence of my post, I meant ‘dead,’ not ‘dad.’

      My kingdom for a new keyboard.

      #227 | Comment by A different Justin — May 28, 2004 @ 2:18 am

    228. I just read up some stuff on this, what the hell,You guys are claming to know what punk is? How the fuck do you know, i dont see your fucking names on any cds, you have no right to say who sucks ass or whatever, cause look at it this way you fucking morons, you have no talent, you are not a musical artist like these fine bands. God, your claiming hit that was to poopy or shit like that, god you really are a fucking idiots, do you realise they made that song to be wierd and differnt and didnt give a fucking damn what people thought of it, they were making fun of bands with the tunes, and shit they carried there mesasage through that song, god damn, people are getting stupid these days, you dont even know th peopl and you already putting yourself higher then them by saying they are not a genre, cause they sound too popy, god its people like you that demoralise the whole belief in punk music, hell in all music. You know what, if you want to say your def of punk, you say what you want, you want the real one, striving to be differnt, then you know what Avril is punk, becuase she is diffent, offspring is punk, becuase they are diffent, more punk then the fucking bands that sound the same, they conform. Gos you are idiots you fucking emo morons…
      thank you for your time w/my annoyance.

      Avril is hot
      Lohan is hot
      More punk is a fucking conformist trying to send the world into his beleifs,

      Believe what you want, its your life, but dont force your fucking beliefs on others on who should do what you fucking queer.


      #228 | Comment by theoffspringpunk — May 31, 2004 @ 1:48 am

    229. Now you see, I don’t try to force other people to try and believe what I believe. I just call things as I see them, and I don’t think all punk bands need to sound the sname to be called ‘punk.’

      I call bands poppy because a lot of hem aren’t holding anything having to do with the punk style, and a lot of them are just using the punk image as a gimick to sell records. It’s the same thing that the hair metal clones of the 80’s did. If you listen to most of Motley Crue or Poison’s stuff, theirsongs are ROCK, not metal.

      I’m not saying any of these bands are untalented, or that they need to sound a certain way to be something. As a guitarist myself, I know better than to down other people’s talent, because obviously I am not a guitar God.

      The point that at least that -I- was trying to make is that I get annoyed when the maistream music industry gets ahold of a popular underground/non-mainstream genre, and they water it down and make clones.

      This is what I see when I see a lot of the new punk bands. there are others that are still good, and that I don’t consider to be gimmicked punk rockers. You can see tons of them on Fuse, whereas MTV only plays the watered-down acts.

      I am just tired of seeing the music industry pull this shit. I hate it because when a lot of people who aren’t into metal think of it, they don’t think of Metallica or Slayer or Anthrax. More often than not, they think of guys in leopard-print spandx, playing black and pink polka-dot guitars, and singing about fucking.

      I don’t want the same thing to happen to Punk. I hope that it will be one day where people will think of Punk, and The Clash, The Sex Pistols, and a whole bunch of other good acts come to mind.

      It shouldn’t be that they think of Punk, and Good Charlotte comes to mind.

      Also, I never said anything bad about "Hit That." I like that song, and I get the message from it. I was just noting how different it sounded, that’s all.

      also, I hate Emo. Depressed guys whining bothers me. But whatever… people like it, it’s just not my cup of tea. I never said that just because I didn’t like a particular genre or band, that it means they suck.

      #229 | Comment by A different Justin — June 3, 2004 @ 5:03 am

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