You know, i’m getting more and more hyped up about the new Riddick movie as each day goes by. It just looks so fucking EPIC. I’m also pretty excited about the prequel to the prequel, Escape From Butcher Bay (it’s a videogame by the way). It looks almost better than Doom 3. I’ve played the demo that came with this June’s xbox magazine and it was pretty good. A little rough around the edges (the ragdoll physics were a little out of whack) but damn, is it ever beautiful (in all it’s dark, dirty and grimy glory). I’m definitely picking it up this June 2nd. Hopefully i’ll be able to finish it by the 11th, in time to see the movie. It should help fill in a couple of the blanks that’ll be in the movie (ala The Animatrix).
Vin Diesel is one sexy bitch.
Tonally though, if you think about it, it’s kind of a big jump from Chronicles to Pitch Black. From super mega EPIC flick to low budget cult hit. It doesn’t really transition well ya know? But hey, you probably won’t even notice. Unless of course if you’re anything like this chick.
ANAL.
Also, it’s funny that the GAME is rated M (with tons of F bombs being thrown around) and yet the new MOVIE is PG-13 (Pitch Black was rated R and there’s even an Unrated version on DVD). I guess they toned it down for the kids. Boo. Oh well. Wider audience = more money.
Has anybody tried downloading and playing this game yet? It’s called Singles: Flirt Up Your Life. I guess it’s kinda like The Sims but you’re supposed to like, get these two people to hook up and have SEX. Oh yeah, the game is rated AO (Adults Only). So i guess you’ll probably get to see polygon boobies.
I think you can pick like 4 different characters. Straight guy, straight girl, gay guy and gay girl. And try to pair them up. I haven’t checked out the game yet but it’d be fun if you could get the gay guy and the lesbian to hook up and have sex. Ha.
You can download the demo for free or buy the game online for like 30 bucks or something. It won’t be sold in stores (because of the AO rating).
The Director’s Cut of Donnie Darko is out… in Seattle. They’re showing it at some film festival. I wonder if they’ll double dip the DVD.
Hmm. Hey, doesn’t the movie have like, elements of astral projection in it? Astral projection is the shit.
psykotik2k: i’m going to astrally project myself into your bedroom
stacy: that’s the scariest thing anyone has ever said to me
How can you be looking forward to this movie so much, considering the star is Vin Diesel? He ruins movies for me. I’m sure it’ll be a decent movie, but he’s still going to suck. I guess I’m first too, but I’m not sure why that’s cool enough to just write "first".
#1 | Comment by k--lax — May 30, 2004 @ 3:25 am
I HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE!
#2 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:29 am
and Van Diesel is one sexy faggot
#3 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:30 am
where do u get all those celeb pics from?
#4 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:31 am
It’s sad, I thought that movie looked so awesome, then I saw it starred Vin Diesel, and it made me very sad… there’s only 2 good movies he’s ever been in. Knockaround Guys and Saving Private Ryan. Also a big "yay" for the directors cut of Donnie Darko. I can’t wait to see that.
#5 | Comment by DarckkorioN — May 30, 2004 @ 3:31 am
and i think you’re a pathetic loser who looks at porn all day long
#6 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:32 am
WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT VAN DIESEL?!?!?! He’s yesterday’s news.. and the guy’s a fruit.. i think i’m fuckin drunk
#7 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:33 am
what about classics like the fast and the furious?!?!?!! and XXX?!?!?!?!
#8 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 3:34 am
boxers or briefs? i personally choose boxers.. cuz i like the breeze going through my crotch
#9 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:38 am
and i hella want psykotik2k to send me a pic of her.. i’m imaging what she looks like right now and i’m stripping her down with my dirty dirty mind
#10 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:39 am
I wonder what Lindsay Lohan’s wearing right now.. her frickles turns me ON! i’m such a fuckin perv.. hahahahaha
#11 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:41 am
freckles***
#12 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:42 am
you guys are a bunch of hypocrits. you came to this site for the same reason as the rest of us—to see Lindsay lohan’s jiggling boobs. SHUT UP. and vin diesel would slap you for calling him a fruit.
#13 | Comment by Bizzle — May 30, 2004 @ 3:42 am
paste this in ur AIM profile if ur wearin cute panties!!!!!!!
#14 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:44 am
ahh hahaha u douche bag.. i bet u think Diesel’s hot.. U FRUIT.. this’s ur average everyday asshole ‘o’.. this’s your asshole after u spent a day with Van Diesel ‘O’ see the size difference? ahh hahahaha stfu
#15 | Comment by pieceofmymind36 — May 30, 2004 @ 3:45 am
banned.
#16 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 3:48 am
Actually Bizzle, I started comming for Avril *ahem* a few years ago now. Lohan looks like Malcolm in the middle.
.. this had a point. Oh yeah, POST MORE AVRIL
#17 | Comment by Lock — May 30, 2004 @ 4:28 am
I liked Diesal in Pitch Black, I’ll buy the DVD coming out for it June 1 and probably get the cartoons/anime that are coming out on DVD that’s a prequel to Pitch Black.
Heard about the AO game–not really interested.
I will double dip for the DC of Darko–love the movie.
I bought a book on astral projection after seeing the one episode of So Weird where this chick does it.
#18 | Comment by DeathBeforeDesign — May 30, 2004 @ 4:41 am
Speaking of Avril, I never got a chance to see her with curly hair. Do you have a pic Justin?
Oh, Vin Diesel would slap your face for calling him a fruit…if he could reach it.
#19 | Comment by dee — May 30, 2004 @ 5:57 am
the fast and the furious was a gay car movie.
#20 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 30, 2004 @ 6:15 am
Vin Diesel is no Paul Walker and Paul Walker sucks as well. Fast and the furious that’s a classic that never should have happened. And the sequel which was even WORSE. How can one movie suck and blow at the same time?
#21 | Comment by Sunstrider — May 30, 2004 @ 6:23 am
Oh and I almost forgot, please more Avril and more Scarlett.
#22 | Comment by Sunstrider — May 30, 2004 @ 6:23 am
Vin Disel makes 2 decent movies and he gets paid millions….
I played the Riddick Demo … a few cool things in it but Doom 3 should be much better game.
#23 | Comment by dde — May 30, 2004 @ 8:28 am
I downloaded that singles game yesterday and got bored with it quickly as I couldn’t get the chick to bang me lol.
Instead I ended up walking in to the bathroom, and when she was sleeping trying to get some action and the guy would run out all bashful. Its much easier to get laid in real life then in the singles game.
#24 | Comment by Alias — May 30, 2004 @ 8:47 am
I hope Justin can find a piece of Vin Diesel’s clothing on eBay that smells like him.
#25 | Comment by Dex — May 30, 2004 @ 9:02 am
I was disappointed too when I saw it was a prequel. I mean what is he a superhero now. He’s just a human being who can see in the dark, cool as that may be. But it should be good, lots of action, alien killing (they deserve it), and hot alien women. That’s what was missing from Star Trek…alien killing I mean.
#26 | Comment by qchad — May 30, 2004 @ 10:39 am
Nazi!!!
#27 | Comment by bligityblah — May 30, 2004 @ 11:19 am
if he found the clothing i would astrally project myself to his house and totally take it home with me… obviously there are too many guys posting here cause Vin is just plain hot… even if you don’t like that kind of guy you can give him credit for being hot!! XXX was my favorite, but the first FF has to be my second… He needs to be in WAY more movies…
Project for Justin: how many movies (including names) has Vin been in?
#28 | Comment by onederfool1 — May 30, 2004 @ 11:32 am
whoa whats with all the updates lately. Someone has lots of free time now.
#29 | Comment by Bob — May 30, 2004 @ 11:35 am
i don’t know! but he ruled in the iron giant!!!
#30 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 11:36 am
stupid. didn’t you READ the updates? told you i had a whole week off from school. but because you HURT MY FEELINGS, I’M GOING TO STOP UPDATING FOREVER. I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!! FAGGOT!!!!!!!
#31 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 11:37 am
No you’re not.
#32 | Comment by bligityblah — May 30, 2004 @ 11:40 am
TOO LATE. I’M HANDING OVER THE SITE TO JAMIE LEIGH!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE UNGRATEFUL FUCKERS!!!!!!
#33 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 11:41 am
Do that and I’ll hunt you down, carve your spleen out with a knife made from one of Bob’s thigh bones.
#34 | Comment by bligityblah — May 30, 2004 @ 11:44 am
hey dont even kid about that shit. justin i swear to god i will kill my self if this turns into a JAMIE LEIGH site. i swear to god!
#35 | Comment by hesey — May 30, 2004 @ 11:46 am
In regards to "Singles", as much as I enjoyed the thrill of seeing 3D nipples, I didn’t keep this game around very long. I didn’t even register it with the key code that i borrowed.. :). Trying to have the characters engage in sexual activities was exhausting at the least. You have the option to flirt, playing as each of your characters, and it seems like they never took that next step. It could be a nice trial download for those who need to see poly-boobs, but if you are expecting gameplay..wait for "The Sims 2". On another note, thanks for keeping me a daily with your interesting blogs Justin.
#36 | Comment by Amanda — May 30, 2004 @ 12:13 pm
Hey Justin, have you ever seen a fat kid in an army helmet with Goggles in Kalamazoo? If so, did you laugh and make fun of him?
#37 | Comment by DarckkorioN — May 30, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
"TOO LATE. I’M HANDING OVER THE SITE TO JAMIE LEIGH!!!!!!!!!"
HAHAHAHA! That would show everyone Justin. <:() I prefer Wayne Johnson aka The Rock. The Rundown be good.
#38 | Comment by qchad — May 30, 2004 @ 12:53 pm
it is Dwayne. idiot. and who else can’t friggen wait for the Donnie Darko Director’s Cut? Somebody get a torrent for me!
#39 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 30, 2004 @ 2:56 pm
woot woot… let’s talk more about donny darko.
and the glorious piece of man that is Jake Gyllenhaal.
i don’t care if the day after tomorrow is teh gayest piece of shit ever… did you SEE him on the cover of GQ?
ummn…orgasm just thinking about it.
thank you justin. this is the first time your site has gotten me off.
#40 | Comment by lizzi — May 30, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
i hate those movies.. vin diesel IS a fruit although I wouldn’t say that shit in front of him
#41 | Comment by bah — May 30, 2004 @ 3:37 pm
it is ironic that i always find something on your posts to pick on qchad. it isn’t predetermined or anything, i just hate grammar and spelling mistakes.
why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
#42 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 30, 2004 @ 4:05 pm
Diesel rules because he likes D&D. ’nuff said.
#43 | Comment by Masked Raccoon — May 30, 2004 @ 4:19 pm
Yes I noticed that too. I didn’t know his real name so I asked someone else but misheard them. How can you Jake Gyllenhaal lizzi, he’s like Tobey McGuire(?), weird looking and bug-eyed.
#44 | Comment by qchad — May 30, 2004 @ 5:25 pm
"The Chronicles of Riddick" is a sequel, not a prequel. For proof of that, Keith David is in this one too, and so is the girl that escaped with them too, although she is older, and it’s a different actress. If this makes money, they’ll make two more sequels.
So how do I register? I’m friggin 90 and have alzheimers so spare me the….what was I saying?
#45 | Comment by The Pope — May 30, 2004 @ 5:49 pm
i lose!
no, there’s no need to register.
#46 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
I never astrally projected but I did hypnotize some chicks. Never "took advantage" though since i’m not a big fan of jail. Just made them feel themselves up, one of them "rubbed" until they O’d. Then some jealous fuck I wouldnt tell how to do it so he could rape them told all the hot chicks so it doesnt work anymore. Fcker.
#47 | Comment by Dionysus187 — May 30, 2004 @ 7:22 pm
oh yeah, that Riddick did look pretty cool but I doubt anything will be close to Doom 3 for a while. Far Cry is by far the best looking game out right now and maybe Painkiller, but Doom 3 has a lot of shit that will be hard to top. Imagine shooting a pane of glass and having it shatter into millions, yes millions, of pieces realistically. Nothing that advances the game but an example of a fucking amazing environmental effect that there will be many more of. Doom 3 will own all. Mark my words.
#48 | Comment by Tankz — May 30, 2004 @ 8:43 pm
Dee, and any other Avril fans, here’s a few screencaps of the curly look. Just click here.
#49 | Comment by Ricochet — May 30, 2004 @ 10:37 pm
I concur, Vin Diesel ruled in the Iron Giant….that movie might be the best animated movie, ever…
#50 | Comment by Booyah — May 30, 2004 @ 11:25 pm
Anyone ever see Boiler Room? Vin Diesel was in that for a good bit. Movie was actually really good also. You also forget that Diesel was in Saving Private Ryan and did a decent job of acting in that as well.
XXX and Fast and the Furious are pure action movies, action movies are not known for their good actors, it is for the explosions and fights.
#51 | Comment by J — May 31, 2004 @ 1:15 am
boiler room was awesome, iron giant, awesome.
i tried to get something going on donnie darko, but no one bit, so i ask you all this:
what is your favorite FUCKED UP movie?
examples could range from donnie darko to pi to labirynth(sp) to requiem for a dream to 21 grams.
lets talk about something NOT boobs.
#52 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 31, 2004 @ 2:26 am
oh yeah, dark city was fucked up too. matrix ripped the idea from that movie and stretched it out 2 movies to long…
#53 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — May 31, 2004 @ 2:28 am
arlington road is fucked up movie. ending pissed me off to no end.
#54 | Comment by dato — May 31, 2004 @ 5:46 am
Vin Diesel Sucks. And he is a dumbass as well. He demanded outrageous sums of money to make movies ( he demanded 20 mil to make a XXX sequel or something of the sort) and constantly tries to make himself to be a bigger star than her is. He had 2 hit movies Fast and the Furious and XXX, and then had 2 bombs ( A man apart and some other shitter). The guy has the acting range of Steven Segal, and has only 2 facial expressions – Blank and Angry. The mere fact that this turd munch of an actor has any fans amazes me. Fast and the furious 2 was far better than the first because it didn’t have him in it. It still was a lame movie, but it was less lame. God i f*cking hate him.
Oh yeah, Mandy Moore is f*cking hot. Apparently her movie Saved! is getting some controversy.
But she is still hot. She needs to get naked for Playboy.
#55 | Comment by kvl — May 31, 2004 @ 12:01 pm
God Damn, i hate Vin Diesel so much. I think the Rock should take over the XXX franchise.
Oh, and the Chronicles of Riddick will blow. Except for Dame Judy Dench….she’s hot.
#56 | Comment by kvl — May 31, 2004 @ 12:03 pm
Avril looks really pretty with curly hair, it suits her… maybe thats why she doesnt do it much, because its cute… but i like her hair nonetheless… even if she is doing the aguilera thing with the black or what not…
Vin Diesel is very hot… guys don’t like him, but the rest of the women in the world could care less what guys think bout him (o= … watch ya mouth man! please!
#57 | Comment by onederfool1 — May 31, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
I downloaded Singles (full version from direct connect). After playing it a few days, i got upset that I couldnt get layed so i search for a cheat on google. The sex part gets boring easily (I suggest you use girl/girl roomates). It was sexy/arousing the first couple of times though. 😀
They should really incorporate more than just missionary though. I’d like t *completely* control the sexual positions, acts, etc…
#58 | Comment by Download-This — June 1, 2004 @ 2:08 pm
Thanks Ricochet, but I still think she’s prettier with straight hair…but then again, what she wore didn’t match her wavy hair…
I’d think Vin was hot if I hadn’t seen this pic where looked like a midget next to these two other guys, but since I did, he’s not.
#59 | Comment by dee — June 1, 2004 @ 9:36 pm
hey whoever has the rest of lindsay lohans number email me @ bassaddict42089@aol.com
#60 | Comment by bassd — June 4, 2004 @ 12:27 pm
anyone seen the MTV VMA commercial with Lindsay and P. Diddy?
#61 | Comment by Me&I — June 5, 2004 @ 4:39 am