Lindsay Lohan’s PHONE NUMBER

And it’s funny too because just a coupla days ago, i was half jokingly going to post a comment about getting someone to find out what her phone number was (because everybody was going on about her little custom made sidekick).

Well guess what, someone posted her phone number in the comments section of the previous post. I’ve since censored the last 4 digits but not before doing some checking. It’s definitely a New York number and as we all know, Lindsay’s from NY.

  • 1-347-596-****

So we decided to give her a call.

I got Bligityblah to call her up and HOLY CRAP. HOUSTON, WE HAVE CONTACT.

Unfortunately, nobody picked up. But we did get to hear her voicemail greeting thing. And sure enough it’s Lindsay Lohan. You can’t mistake that husky voice of hers.

Bligs recorded the phone call. It’s really shitty quality though.

Yes, that’s right.

WE HAVE LINDSAY LOHAN’S PHONE NUMBER.

283 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan’s PHONE NUMBER

  1. It’s her, it’s her. I called Lindsay sweetie…Twice.

    All bask in my godlike glow!

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — June 1, 2004 @ 10:52 pm

  2. Lindsay Lohan’s number is 1… for the number of boobjobs thus far… not 3

    #2 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 10:55 pm

  3. Bligityblah I shall worship you from now on, as well as Justin.

    #3 | Comment by Bloodsin — June 1, 2004 @ 10:58 pm

  4. sexy sexy…. oh OH

    #4 | Comment by your mom — June 1, 2004 @ 11:01 pm

  5. lindsay is so damn hott it kills me to know i will never get a peice of that…

    #5 | Comment by JesusFan666 — June 1, 2004 @ 11:01 pm

  6. post the number!

    #6 | Comment by mitchevious — June 1, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

  7. I wonder if there are people on this site creepy enough to randomly try the 10,000 possible combinations in a desperate effort to hit gold.

    For those of you who arn’t members of the disturbingly large Malcolm-in-the-middle-with-tits fanbase:

    Britney Slip

    #7 | Comment by Lock — June 1, 2004 @ 11:08 pm

  8. dear lord in heaven.

    i am impressed.

    #8 | Comment by lizzi — June 1, 2004 @ 11:09 pm

  9. wow, it’s pretty rad that your friend has his own private (yet rather noisy) helicopter to be calling LL from. bling bling!

    #9 | Comment by you mom's mom — June 1, 2004 @ 11:10 pm

  10. stalking is fun

    #10 | Comment by john — June 1, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

  11. I can attest. That is her number…she gave it to me after our session in her hot tub. And her boobs are real dammit!!

    #11 | Comment by Victor G. — June 1, 2004 @ 11:15 pm

  12. No chopper, that sound is the sound of a tornado a few miles away.

    But I am a pilot!

    #12 | Comment by bligityblah — June 1, 2004 @ 11:16 pm

  13. sorry guys, i can’t in good conscience post the full number up. she doesn’t need all the grief.

    maybe if you pay me ^_^

    i kid

    #13 | Comment by Justin — June 1, 2004 @ 11:17 pm

  14. Plus he wants her death squads showing up at my door, not his.

    #14 | Comment by bligityblah — June 1, 2004 @ 11:18 pm

  15. justin, can you at least post more audio of the torment?

    #15 | Comment by mitchevious — June 1, 2004 @ 11:19 pm

  16. I NEED that number! I will pay.

    #16 | Comment by Zerg — June 1, 2004 @ 11:25 pm

  17. Man, its been while since Ive been here, but this shit is getting crazy!

    #17 | Comment by KB — June 1, 2004 @ 11:25 pm

  18. was he standing in the middle of a trainyard when he made that call?

    #18 | Comment by matt — June 1, 2004 @ 11:34 pm

  19. wow, that was awesome of your friend to take some time out from fighting on the war-torn battlefields of iraq with swarms of helicopters overhead to call lindsay lohan for you. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    in all seriousness though, i hope she comes here & emails you & gets your number & calls you and you guys at least have phone sex or something.

    #19 | Comment by april — June 1, 2004 @ 11:41 pm

  20. This will explain the poor sound quality. Give me a break, I should have been underground.

    Tornado

    #20 | Comment by bligityblah — June 1, 2004 @ 11:44 pm

  21. hahaha… The sound clip is hardly audible, but if it’s true, this is the fucking coolest thing ever!
    Justin is the man.
    Bligityblah is the man.
    Lindsay is fucking brutally hot.
    ’nuff said.

    hahaha

    #21 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — June 1, 2004 @ 11:47 pm

  22. jesus christ that was pretty tight. justin, bligityblah your balls of steel should be in a museum. and once again VERY NICE.

    #22 | Comment by hesey — June 1, 2004 @ 11:58 pm

  23. wut kinda things u think will happen?

    #23 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 1:00 am

  24. Justin, do you not recall when Paris Hilton’s cell number was released? I believe that is what brought me to this site.
    Noone got in trouble. She got a new phone.
    Noone will get in trouble here. There is nothing she can do except get a new phone.

    The number is spreading across the ‘net as we speak. Gamefaqs’ hellhole of a message board LUE has it…and other places must as well.

    #24 | Comment by Greg — June 2, 2004 @ 1:06 am

  25. in a way that kinda gay taht so many ppl will get it then everyone will lose it cause of a new phone.

    #25 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 1:08 am

  26. Im pretty sure it leaked on Entensity’s board. Well that is where my friend got it and told me.

    #26 | Comment by matt wk — June 2, 2004 @ 1:10 am

  27. That is how the internet works, buddy.
    Whoever got the number didn’t intend to keep it a secret…whats the point if he did, thats just harassment…..but when 100s upon 100s call her, no blame is placed.

    #27 | Comment by Greg — June 2, 2004 @ 1:11 am

  28. Hark, however will I fall asleep tonight…

    Good lord guys, it’s a 15 second phone call where the words "bomb, anthrax, or Vote Nader" weren’t used. I think we’re safe.

    #28 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 1:11 am

  29. Of course, it’s kinda sucks that she has to replace her phone because otherwise she won’t get a moments peace.

    I don’t want to hear about how rich she is, either.

    #29 | Comment by Seriously — June 2, 2004 @ 1:12 am

  30. yeah I have the "numbers" of Paris Hilton, Bill Cosby, Snoop Dogg, and Britney Spears. They are all voicemails. I have drunk dailed them often, no change in voice message and no pick up. NOT REAL

    #30 | Comment by senason — June 2, 2004 @ 1:12 am

  31. yeah, she’s rich enough. a new number won’t be that hard to get. too bad she has to get one though. imagine if you were in her shoes. damn, that’s gotta be annoying.

    and if fubar WAS the originator of the leak (i doubt it though… is it matt wk?), then don’t say that i didn’t do my best to protect the number! i censored it as soon as i saw the post, mostly because i KNOW all you perverts will try to call her up and bug her.. but too late now.

    poor lindsay away!

    #31 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  32. Jesus,

    I’m actually getting annoyed. Time for bed.

    #32 | Comment by Seriously — June 2, 2004 @ 1:14 am

  33. i type too slow. there ya go. entensity.

    #33 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 1:14 am

  34. yeah I have the "numbers" of Paris Hilton, Bill Cosby, Snoop Dogg, and Britney Spears. They are all voicemails. I have drunk dailed them often, no change in voice message and no pick up. NOT REAL

    Thats because they CHANGED THEIR NUMBERS, and those are their OLD NUMBERS.

    #34 | Comment by Greg — June 2, 2004 @ 1:14 am

  35. The best part about Bligity calling is the message: "Hey Lindsay, um… do you wanna know what your titties look like? Well, check out dontlinkthis.net, cause they’re plastered all over the place." Still, big up for calling. I’d have been too puss to do it.

    #35 | Comment by governor steve — June 2, 2004 @ 1:24 am

  36. Put that phone number up on eBay…

    And I hope people are recording the calls if they’re actually making contact, this i gotta hear!

    #36 | Comment by SheepDog — June 2, 2004 @ 2:04 am

  37. im gonna call her and see how many times i can say " MEOW" without laughing. " lindsay im looking at your tities right meow…"

    MEOWS AWAY

    #37 | Comment by hesey — June 2, 2004 @ 2:04 am

  38. Hm, not working for me, the link to hear the call. Where can I download the updated version of ‘quicktime’? Without paying for it, of course.

    #38 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 2, 2004 @ 2:04 am

  39. HEY LEAVE ME A MESSAGE!!!

    hehehehehhahHAHAHAHHAHHAEHAEHAEHAHEHH

    ::dies::

    #39 | Comment by stacia — June 2, 2004 @ 2:16 am

  40. This is fucking cool. A beer for the both of you. I hope she has a damn good sense of humor!

    #40 | Comment by RobertBruce — June 2, 2004 @ 2:17 am

  41. well since everyone on the internet already knows, and since it didnt originate from here:

    1 347 596 4309

    call and record away!

    post up links to any ‘i made contact!!!!’ wavs here in the comments.

    #41 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 2:18 am

  42. alas my friends, her mailbox is either full or closed.

    maybe another time, in another life, we will get to talk to her.

    goodbye.

    *tear*

    #42 | Comment by radish01001 — June 2, 2004 @ 2:23 am

  43. and that asshole that keeps leaving shitty comments and a link to his site "abyssal," cut it out you cocksucker – didn’t you read the rules before?

    #43 | Comment by radish01001 — June 2, 2004 @ 2:26 am

  44. i made contact!!!!

    not really, but a man can dream =\

    #44 | Comment by john — June 2, 2004 @ 2:28 am

  45. You’re all getting sued.

    #45 | Comment by Messenjah — June 2, 2004 @ 2:37 am

  46. Hey, maybe it was Colin Farrel who leaked it.

    Pwned. (I always wanted to be say that in an uncool way)

    #46 | Comment by HugeMexican — June 2, 2004 @ 2:37 am

  47. I’ll call tomorrow, do you think she’ll change it by then?

    #47 | Comment by drew — June 2, 2004 @ 2:45 am

  48. She wont be getting a new phone anytime soon. She needs the money for surgery on her cankles.

    #48 | Comment by UncleMao — June 2, 2004 @ 2:52 am

  49. Nice going Bligs. You did what we were all hoping someone would do. I might even be more impressed with this than with the invention of the spork!!

    #49 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 2, 2004 @ 2:56 am

  50. u guys are officially stalkers…
    if asked, i will testify against you queers…

    #50 | Comment by bah — June 2, 2004 @ 3:20 am

  51. What we are doing isn’t called stalking. I prefer to think of it as healthy… um… er… well, stalking I supppose.

    Ok, you win. I’ll retire to my corner now.

    #51 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 2, 2004 @ 4:01 am

  52. I called and her Vm picked up crazy stuff

    #52 | Comment by Pimpexican — June 2, 2004 @ 4:07 am

  53. being at the receiving end of this must suck for lindsay but it is fucking hilarious to observe!!

    mad props to justin and blig!

    #53 | Comment by sarah — June 2, 2004 @ 4:39 am

  54. Maybe someone can pose as a dealer and see if she be in the mood to buy somethin’

    #54 | Comment by UncleMao — June 2, 2004 @ 4:52 am

  55. maybe someone will call, disguised as her plastic surgeon

    #55 | Comment by that guy — June 2, 2004 @ 5:37 am

  56. By the time you got her number Justin, she would already have had enough freaks callings her and would had already changed her number weeks ago.
    Thatร‚ยดs my reasoning anyway.
    By the way, do you know what would be cool? Any of you guys who has a voice identical to Collin Farrell would call her and schedule a date… It would have to be good, it could not be to obvious… -__-

    #56 | Comment by Hyperion — June 2, 2004 @ 5:38 am

  57. I have an Irish voice Hyperion!

    but then I relealise i cant phone her from england.

    GOD DAMN YOU LOHAN! with your pufty fun bags!

    #57 | Comment by pevee — June 2, 2004 @ 5:59 am

  58. Justin, you are strange beyond description.

    Bligs, you are cool as usual.

    #58 | Comment by Mike — June 2, 2004 @ 6:07 am

  59. Wow. I never got ahold of Paris Hilton. Should I try for Lohan?

    #59 | Comment by DeathBeforeDesign — June 2, 2004 @ 6:09 am

  60. I’m Lindsey Lohans age and i live in the city. I’ve seen her around at clubs and parties. Can someone send me her full number i want to call her up and take her out. I promise to post what shes really like.

    #60 | Comment by lax player — June 2, 2004 @ 6:15 am

  61. Thread hijack: I e-mailed Justin a vid of a girl dancing on a webcam. 1:03, less than a MB, so kind of bad quality but still good nonetheless. Hope he shows you guys.

    #61 | Comment by DeathBeforeDesign — June 2, 2004 @ 6:21 am

  62. Wow…you got LL’s #. Share the wealth man. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Not sure if it’s really her but…hey…more power to ya if it is. She’ll check out this site for sure. ๐Ÿ˜€

    #62 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 2, 2004 @ 6:49 am

  63. Wow…you got LL’s #. Share the wealth man. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Not sure if it’s really her but…hey…more power to ya if it is. She’ll check out this site for sure. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Posted by vcuplanet.com – 6:49am June 2, 2004
    ————————————–

    Umm yeah, did you not read all the comments? He posted it.

    #63 | Comment by Mike — June 2, 2004 @ 6:50 am

  64. HOLY CRAP!!! THAT DEFINITELY ATLEAST SOUNDS LIKE HER!!!

    WOW!! Pretty F*ing Cool!!!

    Biz

    #64 | Comment by Bizcanes — June 2, 2004 @ 7:54 am

  65. Hehe, I’ve now left voicemails for Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Scottie Pippen. Hooray for me.

    #65 | Comment by Mike — June 2, 2004 @ 8:12 am

  66. We called Lindsay Lohan’s cell. And we told the guy who answered, "Pots and Pans" because we’re drunk and it’s somehow extremely funny. And then we called back and it wouldn’t let us leave a message. The number is listed in my AOL profile "ciid". Check it out.

    #66 | Comment by Jennish — June 2, 2004 @ 9:11 am

  67. You can text message via t-mobiles website also:

    http://www.t-mobile.com/messaging/

    I sent something telling her she’s great, blah blah and to check out this site to see how obsessed some people are with her.
    ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    #67 | Comment by Download-This — June 2, 2004 @ 9:23 am

  68. Wow! That sounds like her, but the mailbox was full. I’d like to fill her other box too!

    #68 | Comment by Nickybert — June 2, 2004 @ 9:25 am

  69. thnx justin, damn though i cant call, i still live with my parents i gotta do it really late or sometime they are gone so they dont know i called, damn parents.

    #69 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 9:58 am

  70. if anyone actually get a conversation, plz post it.

    #70 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 10:09 am

  71. can someone post her #

    #71 | Comment by lax player — June 2, 2004 @ 10:12 am

  72. You freaks.

    And yeah, I’ll admit, if it were the number of someone actually attractive.. say Avril… I’D STILL BE CALLING YOU CREEPY MOFO’S!

    Free Pron (and humor)

    #72 | Comment by Lock — June 2, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  73. edit: THIS COMMENTER IS A FUCKING IDIOT WHO CAN’T READ AND CANT USE HTML EVEN THOUGH IT’S ALL BEEN SPELLED OUT FOR HIM AND JUST POSTED UP THE SUPER LONG ASS LINK TO THE EBAY AUCTION OF LINDSAY LOHAN’S BRA. OLD. FUCKING. NEWS. ASSHOLE. USE HTML NEXT OR I’LL BAN YOUR IP

    #73 | Comment by ... — June 2, 2004 @ 12:04 pm

  74. I don’t get it, why didn’t Justin call? Justin, call! CALL!

    Please.

    #74 | Comment by Ricochet — June 2, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  75. omg!!! that is wicked cool you guys
    i can totally see the restraining orders on its way and fubar being shut down ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    #75 | Comment by vhw — June 2, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  76. When I saw this picture.

    http://collegehumor.com/?image_id=57538

    I was reminded of this site. ๐Ÿ˜›

    #76 | Comment by Loogi — June 2, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

  77. Some people that are calling are claiming she is answering.
    I am getting my friends to call and record it too.

    I called it myself…other forums are definately posting it.

    Nothing will happen to FUBAR. Doesn’t anyone remember what happened when Paris Hilton’s cell was leaked?

    #77 | Comment by Greg — June 2, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

  78. did he really leave this site’s url on her vm? …lawsuit!

    #78 | Comment by rรƒยฉginou — June 2, 2004 @ 12:29 pm

  79. "Well guess what, someone posted her phone number in the comments section of the previous post".

    Thanks for the e-props on posting her number. Ive heard that the story is that some kid met LL’s cousin at a party and stole his or her cell and copied the number off of it. Hopefully some kid at a party will meet Jessica Alba’s cousin.

    #79 | Comment by matt wk — June 2, 2004 @ 12:30 pm

  80. poor lindsay. looks like she’s gonna have to change her number.

    #80 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 12:32 pm

  81. Two thumbs-up to Justin and Blig. Couldn’t have done the research better myself ๐Ÿ™‚ Way to go for being keen!

    #81 | Comment by Chronos — June 2, 2004 @ 12:34 pm

  82. Yeah…shouldn’t have left a message stating the site. Maybe call her later and pose as a director…it might work!

    #82 | Comment by Chronos — June 2, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

  83. This is not cool.

    #83 | Comment by Seriously — June 2, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  84. Wow, someone is selling a LL bra on Ebay…I haven’t seen that in a post for the last 6 hours.

    #84 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  85. http://www.digital-bean.org/anti/

    haha

    I love you lindsey.

    #85 | Comment by DrPhil — June 2, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  86. its too bad about her cankles. if she had better calves i would call her

    #86 | Comment by cankles arnt cool — June 2, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  87. nah, i censored the number before anybody else could’ve tried calling it (i hope). plus the leakage didn’t originate from this site so it’s not like we can be held accountable for it. besides, it’s not like we’re delibrately spreading it. if anything, she should probably go after all the other assholes that’re probably trying to call her right now. who knows what they’re saying to her. at least we were fairly nice.

    we love you linds!

    #87 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  88. How come I dont get thumbs up I posted it?

    #88 | Comment by matt wk — June 2, 2004 @ 12:47 pm

  89. *thumbs up*

    #89 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 12:47 pm

  90. That’s true.

    But still, a mother worries.

    #90 | Comment by Seriously — June 2, 2004 @ 12:49 pm

  91. It’s not like you had sex with her…

    send me an email lindsey and I’ll give you MY NUMBER!

    #91 | Comment by DrPhil — June 2, 2004 @ 12:49 pm

  92. Hahah thats cool on my computer i really have hard time understandin it though.

    #92 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  93. well since getting ll’s # wasnt so hard y doesnt post the number of hmmmm lets say miss usa from tonights mis universe dealey

    #93 | Comment by matty — June 2, 2004 @ 12:51 pm

  94. how long ago did u call?

    #94 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 12:54 pm

  95. 30 min before the post.

    #95 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

  96. Ooops…I thought the leak came from here. I am crediting your guys for the scoop elsewhere, places where we have the FULL number.
    A few people got her to pick up:
    "I hung up right away after she answered with "what the ****?""
    Another claimed to have a conversation with her…LIES

    #96 | Comment by Greg — June 2, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

  97. haah thats cool, where the leak come from, u can leak it to me ๐Ÿ™‚

    #97 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 12:57 pm

  98. well then i’ll tell you what, if anything happens, you guys will be fucked!

    #98 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  99. Justin, is it end of semeseter exams or what ?

    The following link is a massively anti-Bush game / interactive movie or something containing characters from everything that has been cool since the 60’s. I think it’s trying to offend anyone it can.

    Die Bush

    I’m posting it because half way through you get to fingerbang Hilary Duff.

    #99 | Comment by Lock — June 2, 2004 @ 1:29 pm

  100. Lindsay should get rid of ALL her clothes…….

    #100 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 2, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

  101. I know this is a Lindsay Lohan thread. but watch the Our lips are sealed video and tell me you aren’t turned on the by innuendo of Duff incestual lesbianism.

    #101 | Comment by Maskdmirag — June 2, 2004 @ 1:39 pm

  102. more like middle of the semester. it just annoys me when people post up completely USELESS comments (you know like that one jaka kid who never says anything but: =). it’s USELESS and it wastes bandwidth) at least try to SAY something constructive if not funny. and people that post up links to stuff that have already been posted up like, days or weeks or months before on the very same site. for example, the one moron that recently posted up a tiny ass picture of that MONTH old lindsay lohan nip slip which I myself scooped. or like the moron up there that posted the link to lohans bra. POINTLESS. and also people that fucking post super long urls in the comments and dont bother to link them using HTML. it strecthes the page and fucks with the layout when they dont link super long urls with HTML. it’s fucking annoying because i have to edit the comment and/or fix the link. but fuck it. i’m not even going to bother fixing em anymore so i’m just going to berate the poster and delete the link.

    nazis away!

    #102 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 1:48 pm

  103. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Nazi!!!

    #103 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 1:49 pm

  104. actually… more like 3/4 into the semester. i think i have finals in about 2 weeks ^_^

    #104 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 1:49 pm

  105. This section has really gotten off topic

    #105 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 1:52 pm

  106. Goold ol’ Justin Fascist Regime. Better watch out or President Bush just might decide to come and take over. We all need a cover story. Hurry, Justin, think of one!!!

    #106 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 2, 2004 @ 2:10 pm

  107. Lindsey’s phone number is registered to Omnipoint Communications. http://www.omnipoint.com

    I don’t think that is really her phone. Likely it is like one of those Pay Per Call services and everyone who calls will get a $25.00 charge to their phone bill. ๐Ÿ™‚

    #107 | Comment by Serra — June 2, 2004 @ 2:27 pm

  108. Wow……How the fuck did you guys get her phone number…..Its crazy to know that someone like lindsay more then i do.Anyways can i get Ms. duffs phone number id like to tagteam her and her sister!!!!!!!!!!

    #108 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

  109. To: 13475964309
    From: Collin Farrell
    Sorry about leaking your number, butรƒยฟ@Aร‚ย)LqjรƒยงLร‚ยc<รƒยพI's pretty funny. Give my reps a call next month.

    #109 | Comment by Collin Farrell — June 2, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

  110. Or a $.75 charge for using the payphone. Swing and a miss.

    #110 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

  111. yo Justin you around

    #111 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

  112. hahahahah my friend and i just 3wayed it, and he left a message saying "hey lindsay it’s mike, call me back" and he left his number. i hope she calls back! even though we all know she won’t.

    she’s so hot!

    #112 | Comment by tanya — June 2, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

  113. CONTACT!

    #113 | Comment by hsm — June 2, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

  114. Yo i hear Lisdsay like to party !!!!!is it tru ..if so i got the c*cain for her ….lol girls love coke ….id love to have her as a buyer.mo money mo money mo money

    #114 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 2:43 pm

  115. dude where the hell u guys getting her number from i see no one post anywhere on the net with her number

    #115 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 2:51 pm

  116. hey i cant hear the calling something is wrong with the link

    #116 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 3:05 pm

  117. dude i want you guy to hear this song a buddy of mine made about Meg Ryan how do i post it its not on the web its in my files as a mp3

    #117 | Comment by RickDogg — June 2, 2004 @ 3:16 pm

  118. the preceding is a perfect example of three useless posts that should be deleted immediately.

    Nazi Away with this asshole!

    #118 | Comment by Dope — June 2, 2004 @ 3:17 pm

  119. I can’t believe I watched that "Our Lips Are Sealed" video. Horrible piece of garbage. Incest is never ever hot. Ever. Well, maybe. But never in Alabama. Unless…shut up. Dick.

    #119 | Comment by Tankz — June 2, 2004 @ 3:36 pm

  120. damn you people completely ruined this. you shouldn’t have given it out to a bunch of people. now the number will be changed, and she won’t take any calls seriously.

    you should’ve just found one person who was good at social engineering, and had them do the calls. that way you could actually get something worthwhile out of all of this.

    #120 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 3:38 pm

  121. Her number is all over the internet anyway and it didn’t originate from here.

    #121 | Comment by Jamdez — June 2, 2004 @ 3:44 pm

  122. sux to be her. she needs a new number now

    #122 | Comment by eddie — June 2, 2004 @ 3:56 pm

  123. Somebody should find your AIM/MSN or other screenname. I know she probally has one.

    #123 | Comment by TauRuS — June 2, 2004 @ 3:57 pm

  124. "social engineering"?

    Someone has seen a certain Diane Sawyer special a few to many times. Good god man, cut yourself then jump in the shark tank at SeaWorld. For the sake of the rest of us, don’t breed before hand.

    #124 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 4:04 pm

  125. i haven’t seen any diane sawyer special.

    it’s a term that non-idiots use occasionally.

    #125 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 4:32 pm

  126. Haha, I’ve been visiting this site for manys a month now and figured this milestone post couldn’t go without paying my respects. I hail from a little country called Northern Ireland and just rang the number myself, pretty damn funny so big up the fubar boys, good going lads!

    Here’s to humble beginnings and many more a fine post

    Kibs

    #126 | Comment by kibs — June 2, 2004 @ 4:32 pm

  127. to better illustrate:

    *ring ring*
    you: hi, i’m an idiot, visit dontlinkthis.net!
    her: oh, my number is out. *changes number*

    or

    non-idiot: *says something worth listening to*
    her: *responds in kind, creating something actually worth the download time.*

    #127 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 4:35 pm

  128. Gee it’s almost like I knew it was gonna go straight to voicemail meaning that the number had already been leaked and she was aware of it. All while in the process of getting a new number as celebrities are so fond of doing. But then again I probably didn’t have a few contingencies in case of different variables…Oh wait…I’m sure you would have had something so unbelievably witty and sharp she would have no other choice but to call you, get your home address, deliver a Porche in a bikini and make sweet sweet love for hours. But then again this is the real world where some of us play odds and use logic so you’ll be doomed to a lonely life of Magic, moonpies, and drinking strychnine.

    #128 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 4:47 pm

  129. where in any of my posts did i say i would’ve done better?

    i said the whole thing should’ve been saved until someone could be found that would do better. someone who wouldn’t say something so blatantly forgettable.

    and voicemail doesn’t mean the number is being changed, obviously. voicemail picks up whenever the phone is off. how many variables did you need to prepare for? either she picks up or she doesn’t. "yehaw! look at teh webpage!" is going to get about 1 second of thought before she deletes the message.

    #129 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 5:11 pm

  130. here, i’ll give you my voicemail so you can practice. 1-206-888-2259. try to avoid sounding so forgettable.

    #130 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 5:16 pm

  131. so wut u guys think she changin numbers now, phone off, just post what u think.

    #131 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 5:29 pm

  132. What else is Lindsay Lohan (or one of her assistants) going to do today? Of course she has a new number by now.

    Justin, i have exams in 1 week. Then I’m the funk out of Kalamazoo. Thank god.

    #132 | Comment by drew — June 2, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  133. 1. Wrong number.
    2. It was her.
    3. It went to voicemail and wasn’t her.
    4. It went to voicemail and it was her.

    All four are reasonable assumptions to make. I was prepared for them. As for the phone going straight to voicemail: It suggests that she was aware of the number being leaked and has turned the phone off. That probably being the case, the odds she would actually hear my message are about the same as you eating with a fork and knife at the same time, not very good. No need to put a great deal of thought into it since it would be for naught. And on a final point, please check the previous comments that detail the storm I was in the middle of. My bad for not spending more time out in a tornado spawning thunderstorm just to entertain the likes of you. Who again, probably wouldn’t have had the stones to make the call in the first place. Thanks for the phone number, guess who is singed up for all kinds of great free offers now? Good work.

    #133 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 5:57 pm

  134. Whoopty-shit. This is getting sad, seriously. Especially doing this over a leper.

    #134 | Comment by Dionysus187 — June 2, 2004 @ 6:08 pm

  135. hook me up justin. there can 9999 possibilities what those last 4 numbers are. what are they justin!?

    #135 | Comment by j — June 2, 2004 @ 6:26 pm

  136. j, if you would take time to actually read the comments you would have seen that Justin has already posted the full number.

    #136 | Comment by TCO — June 2, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

  137. Keep in mind that she likely uses her cell phone more than her home phone. If you want a total score, get the cell phone, she always has it with her.

    #137 | Comment by Serra — June 2, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

  138. oh shit, didnt read the posts above.. got the number thanks.

    #138 | Comment by j — June 2, 2004 @ 6:38 pm

  139. I figured by now you must’ve seen this but I figured what the hell, I’ve been hooked up from this site so many times, the least I could do is return the favor. New pic I haven’t seen yet of LL’s thong LATE!

    #139 | Comment by TDOT — June 2, 2004 @ 6:47 pm

  140. that’s been posted before dude. anyway, gd luck with the finals justin.. rofl/

    #140 | Comment by j — June 2, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

  141. social engineering"?

    Someone has seen a certain Diane Sawyer special a few to many times. Good god man, cut yourself then jump in the shark tank at SeaWorld. For the sake of the rest of us, don’t breed before hand

    And bligityblah wins for best post!!! And for being "Hero of the Day" for calling and recording it during a tornado…This one’s for you bilgityblah!!

    #141 | Comment by Booyah — June 2, 2004 @ 7:13 pm

  142. yeah so i called and it rang like 6 times before getting that sexy as hell voice mail…props bligityblah for that…i was dealing with the same shit myself last night and it promises to be a tornado night again tonight

    #142 | Comment by reservrdg8 — June 2, 2004 @ 7:26 pm

  143. Thanks for the phone number, guess who is singed up for all kinds of great free offers now? Good work.

    DANG! SHIT! CRAP! please oh please don’t sign up my free anonymous voicemail that can be changed in less than 10 seconds to call lists! i didn’t think of anything like that before posting it!

    #143 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 7:40 pm

  144. PSAW!

    I called LL when mattwk first posted her number (check last entry’s comments).

    Stupid Bligity gets all the praise ๐Ÿ˜› Curse you Justin, and your evil internet regime.

    #144 | Comment by Dex — June 2, 2004 @ 7:44 pm

  145. "New pic I haven’t seen yet of LL’s thong LATE!"

    see what i mean about USELESS POINTLESS OLD LINKS? LINKS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED BY MYSELF?

    fuck it. i’m gonna go play me some escape from butcher bay. vin diesel baby! yeaaaaahhhh!!!!

    #145 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 7:47 pm

  146. Yo, just called and voicemail box was full so I paged her. I know that’s not new news, but it was so crazy to hear her voice! Thx Justin

    #146 | Comment by Rockefella — June 2, 2004 @ 7:56 pm

  147. i called it rang once and went to voice mail

    #147 | Comment by tim — June 2, 2004 @ 7:59 pm

  148. I just finished doing a wallpaper of Lindsay Lohan i thought i would share it. Please let me know how i did. My site is just started today so it sucks right now. Sorry about that i will get on in. It will never be as good as FUBAR.

    Lindsay lohan wallpaper

    Thanks Optimus prime

    #148 | Comment by Optimus Prime — June 2, 2004 @ 7:59 pm

  149. who is the anonymous plick? why are you coming here just talking shit like youre not here to look at young ass too? yeah, youre self righteous….BOH!

    props to matt, bligity, and Justin (the man).

    hey anonymous…dont hate.

    #149 | Comment by d33j — June 2, 2004 @ 8:05 pm

  150. yea if anyone gets another number then try to keep it more seceret.

    #150 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 8:10 pm

  151. "The new/current USWeekly shows that Lindsay Lohan did get a boob job – they show a picture from April 22, 2004 where she has very small/no breasts and then a picture from May 6, 2004 where her breasts are enormous and about 8 inches tall." – Awful Plastic Surgery

    I knew it!

    #151 | Comment by LH Heat — June 2, 2004 @ 8:12 pm

  152. And don’t forget the scarrage on the underside of her breasts. But who really cares? If they look real enough that people have to have this argument then it doesn’t really matter, does it?

    #152 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 2, 2004 @ 8:17 pm

  153. Is it just me or has it changed the operator lady comes on and says this subscriber can not be reached at this time press one to enter a phone number where u can be reasched but i push one and she repeats it.???

    #153 | Comment by hdishot — June 2, 2004 @ 8:18 pm

  154. who is the anonymous plick? why are you coming here just talking shit like youre not here to look at young ass too? yeah, youre self righteous….BOH!

    props to matt, bligity, and Justin (the man).

    hey anonymous…dont hate.

    what? when did i say anything like that?

    maybe you should read the thread before you tell me not to ‘hate.’ i was giving some constructive criticism. are you telling me you’d rather listening to a 3 second barely audible clip of someone saying the site url, than an actual thought/planned-out prank that might actually get her on the phone?

    that’s all i suggested. it’s not my fault the person responsible for the idiotic message is hypersensitive.

    #154 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 8:23 pm

  155. "The new/current USWeekly shows that Lindsay Lohan did get a boob job – they show a picture from April 22, 2004 where she has very small/no breasts and then a picture from May 6, 2004 where her breasts are enormous and about 8 inches tall." – Awful Plastic Surgery

    I knew it!

    Posted by LH Heat – 8:12pm June 2, 2004

    that’s weird, cause they looked pretty huge in Mean Girls. maybe you should check out the clip of her tits bouncing that you can find on this page.

    but i guess they must’ve magically gotten smaller on april 22nd, and THEN she got the implants. because there’s NO WAY that photos and lighting/shadows could ever make boobs look smaller.

    god when will people stop paying attention to people who claim to have ‘news.’ they’re just rumors like the rest.

    #155 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 8:26 pm

  156. addendum:

    if she got implants after april 22nd, there’s no way she could’ve hosted SNL on may 1st. that’s a major surgery with major recovery time.

    #156 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 8:27 pm

  157. 3 posts in a row, nice. Put together a single thought then post.

    #157 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 8:44 pm

  158. completely not annonymous AWAY!

    #158 | Comment by Dex — June 2, 2004 @ 8:53 pm

  159. That number is fake. Trust me…there is also a "paris hilton" phone number posted online and the voicemessage is definately hilton’s but its easy to record "Hi, this is Paris" from tv and use it for your voicemail…your friend got you good

    #159 | Comment by appleworm — June 2, 2004 @ 8:53 pm

  160. quit the eFighting already

    #160 | Comment by john — June 2, 2004 @ 8:55 pm

  161. bligity, i should’ve just said my opinion without all the hostility. so i apologize; i’m not really looking for a grudge.

    #161 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

  162. Hah. I called her using IP-Relay (www.ip-relay.com) SHE PICKED UP!! Here’s the log:

    Wed Jun 02 20:00:20 CDT 2004

    Please hold for the next available operator.

    Wireless IP-Relay.com, make a call from your Sidekick today!
    Click on the banner below the call window for more
    information.

    (347) 596 4309 IP RELAY RO 7527F NBR CALLING PLS QQ GA

    ga

    (347) 596 4309 ga (opr here pls repeat nbr ) ga

    4309 DIALING 347 596 4039 PLS HD RING 1 2 3

    hello is this miss lohan 4 (F) hello (sounds pleasant) (EXPLAINING RELAY)

    ga

    no i don t know anybody by that name (HUNG UP ANOTHER
    347 596 4309 ga CALL QQ) GA

    DIALING 347 596 4309 PLS HD RING 1 2 3 4 5 6
    (ANS MACH) (COLLECTING INFO PLS HD) (F) hey its
    me leave me a msg (sounds pleasant) (F) pls leave ur msg
    after the tone press 1 to send a numeric page this suscriber
    can not receive msg at this time to enter a telephone nbr
    where u can be reached press 1 (sounds professional)
    ty for the service (disconnected pls make selection) ga

    —- The call was terminated —-

    #162 | Comment by Xplosive LaRD GuY — June 2, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

  163. NO! I don’t bother to check the site one week and I miss out on LL’s phone number?

    dammitรขโ‚ฌยฆ

    Can someone who did catch it please e-mail it to me? I probably won’t call her, I just think it would be really cool to be able to.

    #163 | Comment by Baal — June 2, 2004 @ 9:05 pm

  164. Read the comments above. It’s been posted. And don’t waste your time, she’s not answering and her mailbox is full.

    #164 | Comment by Dex — June 2, 2004 @ 9:09 pm

  165. On second thought, please, waste your time:

    1 347 596 4309

    #165 | Comment by Dex — June 2, 2004 @ 9:11 pm

  166. Haylie’s voice is much better than Hillary’s. That said, The Go-Go’s should sue based on how bad that cover was.

    #166 | Comment by darker — June 2, 2004 @ 9:15 pm

  167. You picked the wrong target, I’m an angry, bitter little man.

    #167 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2004 @ 9:18 pm

  168. i’ll send nudes

    #168 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

  169. If I had seen the picture of Hillary Duff that was posted earlier in the comments, I would’ve voted for her the other day and not Lindsay. NICE TITTIES!

    #169 | Comment by Nate — June 2, 2004 @ 10:14 pm

  170. 168 comments and only 2 or 3 are at all skeptical that this is a real number? I still don’t buy it. I’m with appleworm. Sounds like classic internet BS to me… if it makes a good story it will spread like wildfire on the internet.

    #170 | Comment by Lee — June 2, 2004 @ 10:14 pm

  171. If I had seen the picture of Hillary Duff that was posted earlier in the comments, I would’ve voted for her the other day and not Lindsay. NICE TITTIES!

    Posted by Nate – 10:14pm June 2, 2004

    it’s a fake.

    #171 | Comment by completely not annonymous — June 2, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

  172. "The new/current USWeekly shows that Lindsay Lohan did get a boob job – they show a picture from April 22, 2004 where she has very small/no breasts and then a picture from May 6, 2004 where her breasts are enormous and about 8 inches tall." – Awful Plastic Surgery

    oh please. that site is so full of bullshit. that’s like quoting the fucking national enquirer. get a clue.

    also, appleworm, you’re just jealous and that’s why you refuse to believe. we know your type. faggot.

    also, that pic of hilary duff is FAKE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THIS HAS ALL BEEN EXPLAINED BEFORE.

    i swear to God, some of you newbies really need to learn to fucking read

    and finally, lindsay lohan did not get plastic surgery.

    true believers away!

    #172 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  173. I believe!

    #173 | Comment by Bubba — June 2, 2004 @ 10:23 pm

  174. That pic of Hilary is fake? dammit……

    #174 | Comment by Booyah — June 2, 2004 @ 10:26 pm

  175. she did NOT get a boob job, I suckled on her precious puffy puppies myself.

    #175 | Comment by radish01001 — June 2, 2004 @ 10:33 pm

  176. fucking stalkers.

    #176 | Comment by Susan — June 2, 2004 @ 10:33 pm

  177. nice, i must say that you shouldn’t overcall…then she might block you, or get a new phone number.

    Hmmm.. Tell her your Colin Ferrel, and to come on over

    #177 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 2, 2004 @ 10:33 pm

  178. Oh well. I don’t follow her every move or search for her boobies online 24/7. I just remember her doing various shows on Disney and a few shows a few years ago. Now I see "Mean Girls" commercials and she has huge tits. If you want to have an ulcer over it then cool.

    #178 | Comment by LH Heat — June 2, 2004 @ 11:17 pm

  179. …and before someone says "she was 14 or 15 then", yeah, I know. I just haven’t known any chicks that have grown that fast. Bah.

    #179 | Comment by LH Heat — June 2, 2004 @ 11:38 pm

  180. I called Lindsay and she awnsered

    #180 | Comment by MZ3 — June 2, 2004 @ 11:42 pm

  181. I got through 20 mins ago. She said hello and I pretented to be from tmobil asking her about her number getting out. I tried to say some more stuff but she started laughing and the hung up.

    #181 | Comment by mz3 — June 3, 2004 @ 1:15 am

  182. i’ll bet she’s a real bitch

    #182 | Comment by juan — June 3, 2004 @ 1:29 am

  183. Tried again and got vmail, so dialed again and it rang 5 times and then just quit. Tried once more and got vmail and left a numeric page on accident.

    #183 | Comment by renix — June 3, 2004 @ 1:34 am

  184. 2 rings until voicemail came up… and vm isn’t full… interesting.

    #184 | Comment by stacia — June 3, 2004 @ 2:29 am

  185. Hmm…one of you damn people should have tried triangulating her location from the phone number like the dude did in that movie Independence Day.

    #185 | Comment by Another Joe — June 3, 2004 @ 2:32 am

  186. Wow Another Joe… That had to be the stupidest thing I’ve heard anyone ever say.

    And I’ve met some incredibly stupid people

    #186 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 3, 2004 @ 2:35 am

  187. OMG JUSTIN I HAD CONTACT! And you know I don’t lie, I’m a straight shooter. Dude, seriously. I just called out of boredom, and someone answered and said, "what up?" something along those lines. It didn’t sound like LL at all, but I hung up. I was scared, and frightened.

    #187 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 3, 2004 @ 2:38 am

  188. You’re quick Jonstafa.

    #188 | Comment by Another Joe — June 3, 2004 @ 2:40 am

  189. Jeez if you guys are gonna call, at all… call and talk for god sake, don’t ring and then hang up then whimper Im scared… Its only a freckled crack ho… not Jack the Ripper or god forbid, the Ghost of Chris Farley…

    #189 | Comment by UncleMao — June 3, 2004 @ 2:41 am

  190. haha u guys are funny.. jst call and pretend you know her… be like ya i was at that party with paris.. or be like i’m from the gangbang on wednesday…

    #190 | Comment by bah — June 3, 2004 @ 2:51 am

  191. This is so utterly retarded, not unlike stepping 20 years back into the time-tunnel and calling 867-5309 and asking for Jenny. By the way, I was the guy who called Paris Hilton while she was in the middle of making that video.

    #191 | Comment by Umgawa — June 3, 2004 @ 3:02 am

  192. Hey. It’s me again, bligity. I haven’t posted since our heated "The Passion" debate haha.

    Believe me or not; I don’t care. An hour ago, me and my friend were sitting on the couch and I told her about this whole thing. I gave her the number and she called. (*note: she used *67 before the number so that it shows up as PRIVATE on the caller id*) To our surprise, she picked up. There was a lot of background noise, but the conversation went like this.

    Lindsay: Hello?
    Rachael: Hey.
    Lindsay: *silence*
    Rachael: Lindsay?
    Lindsay: Hey…Who is this?
    Rachael: This is Rachael…
    Lindsay: Oh…
    Rachael: Yea…So what time are you coming over? (brilliance by Rachael, in my opinion)
    Lindsay: *confuse* I’m sorry?
    Rachael: Yea…When are you gonna get here?
    Lindsay: *at this point, Lindsay thinks she has hung up, but leaves her phone on…somebody asks who she was on the phone with….there is now a guy in the background singing something…this goes on for about 3 more minutes….just chit chat and singing and music between her and two other people….it sounded like they were at a party or something of the sort….she finally realizes that she is still on the phone and hangs up….We were amazed that she actually picked up and I told Rachael how all of you had called and no one had succeeded in having her answer….we tried calling back, but she learned her lesson and turned her phone off.

    Believe me or not, I could care less about impressing any of you. Except for Suzi.

    #192 | Comment by Monkey! — June 3, 2004 @ 3:08 am

  193. Okay, I used the *67 idea and called. A girl said "Hello" after about 4 rings and I said "Hey, what’s up?" Click. She hung up. Sounded like she was somewhere, lots of noise in the background.

    #193 | Comment by renix — June 3, 2004 @ 3:19 am

  194. For the love of GOD you win! Please LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

    #194 | Comment by Lindsay Lohan — June 3, 2004 @ 3:50 am

  195. I don’t really feel bad for Lindsay… changing her number won’t take a second out of her day, one of her people will do it for her… I feel sorry for the family who gets that number in the next few months after it becomes available again.. i once had the old phone number of a member of the Atlanta Falcons… the number of stupid calls that came sucked and had to changed numbers again within a three days

    #195 | Comment by tiger — June 3, 2004 @ 3:52 am

  196. Anne Hathaway see thru again!!! I think she’s catching on though. It looks like she put tape over her nipples!

    http://www.areafamosas.com/tablon/ver_mensaje.php?id_mensaje=2821

    #196 | Comment by ak — June 3, 2004 @ 4:01 am

  197. Let me get this straight, people still think this is LL’s number? Wouldn’t a celebrity immediately change their number once the public gets it? (it was obvious the public had it 24 hours ago)

    A non-celebrity would expect these calls to go away eventually (like when people finally figure out that it isn’t LL). A celebrity would know that the calls aren’t going to stop until the number is changed. Then again maybe she is psycho enough to like even this bizarre form of attention.

    Also a normal teenager might not change their number for monetary reasons (I don’t know how much it costs to change your number, maybe its free)

    Of course by now there are probably enough internet links between LL and that number that
    the number is screwed for a while, or at least until her 15 minutes are over.

    Oh, yeah, and I think LL’s boobs are fake, too.

    #197 | Comment by Lee — June 3, 2004 @ 4:20 am

  198. this is for all your lindsay lohan needs

    lots of pictures

    #198 | Comment by nickelman — June 3, 2004 @ 4:20 am

  199. That’s not tape. She’s got band-aids over her nipples! Someone likes to have their nipples bitten.

    #199 | Comment by DeathBeforeDesign — June 3, 2004 @ 4:24 am

  200. i found these at CollegeHumor.

    Lindsay

    Michelle Trachenburg (nudity)
    [ps, can someone verify that this is real?]

    #200 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — June 3, 2004 @ 5:12 am

  201. might as well refer to that page that nickelman linked us to as the "fubarchives"
    I think 90% of those pix have found there way here. thanx Justin… mr. Johnny on the MF spot

    #201 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 3, 2004 @ 5:27 am

  202. OK IT’S OFFICIALLY HER! I just called had a convo with her. for a whole whopping 48 seconds! it went like this, and I’m not lying

    LL: What the fuck do you want?
    Me: Are you going tomorrow?
    LL: Who is this?
    Me: Jason
    LL: Jason who?
    Me: (Pause) Langley
    LL: Stop fucking calling me, and tell all your fucking friends to stop to.
    Me: Oh well um I thought we were friends, I take it were not going tomorrow?
    LL: Fuck off.

    HAHA, I’m not lying, it went like that. Not exactly like that, I can’t remember word for word.

    #202 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 3, 2004 @ 5:49 am

  203. hahaha that’s pricless. lindsay lohan is mean

    #203 | Comment by nickelman — June 3, 2004 @ 6:27 am

  204. "hahaha that’s pricless. lindsay lohan is mean"

    She is very mean, but I could see why she’d be mad. Although she had a while now to change her number. And for all she knows I could’ve really been someone she knew.

    #204 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 3, 2004 @ 6:34 am

  205. Michelle picture is a fake

    #205 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 3, 2004 @ 6:44 am

  206. Check this out:
    link

    Lindsey’s nipple has its own agent…

    #206 | Comment by Serra — June 3, 2004 @ 7:25 am

  207. all you morons that said you made contact, please quit the incessant lying. no one believes you. you suck at life so go fuck off.

    #207 | Comment by bob — June 3, 2004 @ 8:22 am

  208. Christ some of you people are so weird. I’m tempted to call and say sorry for everyone from dontlinkthis.net

    #208 | Comment by Lone Bard — June 3, 2004 @ 8:55 am

  209. I was tempted to do the same thing…. but my number isnt blocked from caller ID, and Im in the phone book…. I dont want any hired thugs showing up here, lol

    #209 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 3, 2004 @ 9:33 am

  210. It’s probably some other chick.

    #210 | Comment by 990 — June 3, 2004 @ 9:54 am

  211. It may be Lindsay Lohan’s idea of a joke, like, giving out her cousin ‘LindsEy Lohan’s phone number to piss her off….. I know If I was famous id do that shit

    #211 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 3, 2004 @ 10:46 am

  212. No you didn’t.

    #212 | Comment by bligityblah — June 3, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  213. most of you are idiots.

    whyyyy would it be a fake number? someone who knew her number obviously told someone else and that person told someone else and that person put it on the internet because he thought it was soo cool to have her number! that’s how shit works. gossip spreads quick like that. i know if i had a celebritys number, i’d tell people, unless i got it from the celebrity myself, then i wouldn’t, because that’s a different story.

    so seriously, shut the fuck up, call it and see for yourself. IT’S HER VOICE IN THE VOICEMAIL, YOU CAN HEAR THE RASPINESS AND EVERYTHING. and if you think it’s easy to record "hi, it’s me, leave a message" from lindsay on tv, then you are a moron. !!

    #213 | Comment by tanya — June 3, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

  214. Haha. Bligityblah will forever have veto rights on this issue. So stop trying to steal a man’s thunder!

    #214 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 3, 2004 @ 12:29 pm

  215. FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Look, I actually got thru to her… or whoever’s number that is… and she said "Stop Calling", the other 2 times I called i got voicemail. Sure did sound like her…

    #215 | Comment by Greg — June 3, 2004 @ 12:31 pm

  216. Lmao

    "Hey leave me a message." Sounds just like her.

    #216 | Comment by Alias — June 3, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  217. how did you get the number?

    #217 | Comment by Ed — June 3, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  218. I called , a young guy answered (to my surprise) so I said I was looking for Tim. He hung up.

    #218 | Comment by renix — June 3, 2004 @ 12:54 pm

  219. Also made contact… just about 20min ago…:

    – (girl) Hello ?

    – (me) Hi..

    – (girl) Who is this ?

    – (me) …hey is this Lindsay ?

    – (girl) No, wrong number [hung up]

    Can’t say it really was her since i have no clue what her voice sounds like, but it sure sounded like a teenage girl.

    It seemed like she was outside and I could hear some guy talking in the background.

    #219 | Comment by rรƒยฉginou — June 3, 2004 @ 12:57 pm

  220. Probably the owner of that number pissed someone off….WOW I just got really good idea for revenge!

    #220 | Comment by renix — June 3, 2004 @ 12:59 pm

  221. now i am sad. stupid bra…

    #221 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — June 3, 2004 @ 1:07 pm

  222. Of course if some one were sounds like……say……… a girl…. you could pass yourself off as a celebrity. We dont know if its her, we dont know that its not.
    So um…yeah… lets just keep on callin it, lol

    #222 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 3, 2004 @ 1:53 pm

  223. Try to call from a number within a big city. I tried on my Kalamazoo lines (269) area with no luck. However, when I used my friends phone from NYC it worked, and I got through.

    "Hello?"
    "Hey it’s Justin. What are you guys doing tonight?"
    "Fuck off!"
    -click-

    But yeah, just a little advice on getting through. It worked last night anyway.

    #223 | Comment by drew — June 3, 2004 @ 2:03 pm

  224. "Abraham Lincoln was appointed by God, George W. Bush was appointed by the devil and John Kerry was sent by Limbo."

    Why bother with the phone thing, let’s all call Courtney Love and tell her to kill herself.

    #224 | Comment by qchad — June 3, 2004 @ 2:14 pm

  225. lets call and be like "oh shit, i thought this was hillary duff’s number, nevermind" and hang up

    #225 | Comment by hoodoo — June 3, 2004 @ 2:48 pm

  226. I tried what hoodoo said in the last post but got her voice mail … I’m gonna try again later

    #226 | Comment by Jamdez — June 3, 2004 @ 2:52 pm

  227. either that or call with an irish accent and be like "hey its collin, lets fuck"

    #227 | Comment by hoodoo — June 3, 2004 @ 2:58 pm

  228. I could do that to but I would sound like an Irish with a french-canadian accent … I think she would figure it out.

    I’m still wondering why she hasn’t changed her phone number yet.

    #228 | Comment by Jamdez — June 3, 2004 @ 3:01 pm

  229. yea, that seems suspicious. maybe she likes it.

    #229 | Comment by hoodoo — June 3, 2004 @ 3:05 pm

  230. I called again in my Asian accent and she started laughing again and said "Tell me who this, I won’t get mad". I said it is Mr. Funaki
    She hung up

    #230 | Comment by mz3 — June 3, 2004 @ 3:13 pm

  231. Who knows if any of you are telling the truth and if its really her number, but that shit is funny. I just laugh thinking of her getting a thousand phone calls, and I can picture her yelling fuck off? Classic

    My roomates and I use to have a phone number one off of the local tanning salon. I don’t know how many fake appointments I made for girls wanting to get a tan.

    #231 | Comment by snatcher — June 3, 2004 @ 3:17 pm

  232. I called again in my Asian accent and she started laughing again and said "Tell me who this, I won’t get mad". I said it is Mr. Funaki
    She hung up

    Posted by mz3 – 3:13pm June 3, 2004

    HAHAHAH you are such a liar but it’s still funny. and someone should really call and be like "OOPS SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE HILARY DUFF" that would so own.

    she probably hasn’t changed her number yet because maybe she thinks it’s like 4 people calling only not really, i don’t know why she hasn’t changed her phone yet. maybe she thinks they will eventually stop since she keeps saying "this isn’t lindsay fuck off". or maybe she likes how her phone rings every two seconds, to make her look really important

    #232 | Comment by tanya — June 3, 2004 @ 3:29 pm

  233. "Hello?"
    "Hey Linds"
    "Who’s this?"
    "Snoop…bitch."
    "Oh….Hi"
    "Who be tellin’ ye to be takin’ mah nickelbags, ho. Gives them backs yo"
    "Oh okay Snoop"
    "And Dre tells ye if you keep showing them puppies around so early they be deflatin and ye be Uma Thumin in no thame, bitch…"
    "Okay"
    "Word."

    #233 | Comment by UncleMao — June 3, 2004 @ 3:46 pm

  234. THE FACT OF THE DAY: MORE PHONE IN MANHATTAN THAN ALL SUB-SAHARIAN AFRICA…

    #234 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — June 3, 2004 @ 4:16 pm

  235. "Michelle picture is a fake

    Posted by Impresariozero – 6:44am June 3, 2004"

    That’s true. I saw the movie (Eurotrip) and I didn’t remember seing her tits anywhere in that movie.

    #235 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 3, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

  236. I called again, i got "this number is invalid", so she must have changed it ๐Ÿ™

    #236 | Comment by drew — June 3, 2004 @ 5:01 pm

  237. she has one sexy voice….

    #237 | Comment by The Other — June 3, 2004 @ 5:28 pm

  238. Well looks like she finally changed her number. Tried 1 347 596 4309 which is what was posted as her number and some guy picked up. Didn’t have the slightest clue. Poor guy, shoulda told him the number is posted on the internet. He’s going to have fun with all the calls he gets no doubt.

    #238 | Comment by Whoa2323 — June 3, 2004 @ 5:32 pm

  239. I just acquired the phone number of Star Jones. Anyone interested?!!

    #239 | Comment by Alias — June 3, 2004 @ 5:50 pm

  240. Umm….
    If she changed the number, noone would pick up.
    If anyone recalls, when Paris Hilton changed her number, she left the old voicemail up, telling people she got a new number.

    I called today, and someone picked up.
    "May I ask who is calling?"
    I am not so sure this is LL’s number anymore…

    #240 | Comment by Greg — June 3, 2004 @ 5:54 pm

  241. I think the photo of michelle is real. I think its part of the unedited version that just came out.

    #241 | Comment by alex — June 3, 2004 @ 6:02 pm

  242. Oh my, the excitement never ceaseswoo hoo

    #242 | Comment by The Old Gringy — June 3, 2004 @ 6:09 pm

  243. i think you’re a fucking idiot. that picture is FAKE. for fucks sake, how hard is it to see that it’s FAKE? goddamn. i have the dvd and there’s no michele nudity. unedited my ass. plus she’s fucking ugly.

    #243 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2004 @ 6:13 pm

  244. First off, does anyone realize that there is absolutely no proof that is Lindsay’s number? I called it, and her voice mail is a quick one, with no name mentioned. It could be anyone. So you all are fucking losers for being so gullable. Get a life guys.

    #244 | Comment by lindsay lohan is ugly — June 3, 2004 @ 6:14 pm

  245. hahhahaa, why dont YOU get a life you fucking loser! nothing else better to do than to call lindsay? shit. i have the number and even I haven’t tried calling it. who’s the fucking loser now???? heahehahehahehahehaa

    #245 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2004 @ 6:18 pm

  246. Justin has yet to take his Midol today.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    #246 | Comment by Alias — June 3, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

  247. and that SHITHEAD that keeps leaving those bullshit comments and the link to his page full of ADS should stop – what happened to your comment deletion policy Justin?

    #247 | Comment by radish01001 — June 3, 2004 @ 7:27 pm

  248. Don’t be a gullible fool….its not real

    #248 | Comment by appleworm — June 3, 2004 @ 7:38 pm

  249. My sincere apologies on the Duff picture thoughts. I hadn’t seen her in a while, thought maybe she was a late bloomer. I’ve only been around the site for a few months, and enjoy it. Also, unlike a lot of you, Hilary Duff is in my age group.

    Go 17 year olds!

    #249 | Comment by Nate — June 3, 2004 @ 8:31 pm

  250. # is invalid

    #250 | Comment by dawg — June 3, 2004 @ 9:51 pm

  251. God damn Justin you get some ‘tards up in here. Someone needs to post the unedited version of the Michelle Trachenburgers picture.

    #251 | Comment by Lone Bard — June 3, 2004 @ 10:05 pm

  252. Tha number is not in service anymore

    #252 | Comment by Karnage — June 3, 2004 @ 10:45 pm

  253. come on people lets hit 300!! =>

    #253 | Comment by Rick James — June 3, 2004 @ 11:46 pm

  254. My number is automatically blocked. I made contact too…to my suprise.
    me: hello?
    LL: Whos is this?
    me: Aaron…
    me:Aaron fucking Carter!
    LL: Oh, What’s up?
    me: I’m just chillin at nick’s house?
    me: Wanna fuck?
    LL: You promise not to bite my cankles?
    me: nah, bitch. I’m gonna bite your cankles and smack the freckles off your tits.
    LL: Aigghttt. Let’s do this.

    i kid i kid. Who goves a fuck if it’s her or not. She ain’t shit. As soon as she turns legal…all of you are gonna find some other jail bait to drool over.

    #254 | Comment by Webster — June 4, 2004 @ 1:45 am

  255. I wanted to say

    "Sorry I must have the wrong number, I thought I was calling Hillary Duff.

    #255 | Comment by the other — June 4, 2004 @ 3:18 am

  256. i think the other posted that same comment at least twice, or it isn’t original because i read it somewhere else.

    #256 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — June 4, 2004 @ 3:36 am

  257. no the first time I said she has a sexy voice, but thanks you made me post it twice…

    #257 | Comment by the other — June 4, 2004 @ 10:12 am

  258. "Tha number is not in service anymore"

    Really? I think I posted that an hour before you did.

    #258 | Comment by dawg — June 4, 2004 @ 12:32 pm

  259. Did she end up changing her number? I got Justin Timberlakes number, but Cameron keeps answering his fucking phone.
    Me: Is justin there?
    C: No hes not,may I ask whos calling?
    Me: This is nick.
    C: Ill tell him that you called Nick.
    Me: May I ask who I am talking to?
    C: This is Cameron is this nick carter?
    Me: *clicks*

    #259 | Comment by Pedro — June 4, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  260. I haven’t posted a comment in a long while, but seriously…

    FUCKING AWESOME!

    #260 | Comment by Will — June 4, 2004 @ 2:08 pm

  261. This has officially gotten scary.

    #261 | Comment by Duante — June 4, 2004 @ 6:07 pm

  262. Regarding her not changing her number for so long:

    If she was as much of a bitch to the person at the phone company as she was to the people calling, they probably told her they would change it, but didn’t put in the order. There’s a chance that they couldn’t do it immediately (PUC regulations, for example), but chances are, for famous people, they would expedite the order. Sometimes, it puts a little joy in your standard telco worker’s day to screw over someone with a better job than you, such as a teenaged papparazzi porn star.

    #262 | Comment by meenk — June 5, 2004 @ 1:00 am

  263. Where on that website does it say anything about the the phone number bein a gag???

    #263 | Comment by Gangsta — June 5, 2004 @ 2:12 am

  264. Screw Lindsey Lohan…Kirsten Storms owns every teenage star. She just turned 19, long past legal, wooo.

    #264 | Comment by Yup — June 5, 2004 @ 2:42 am

  265. Another signature of the show is its short films รƒโ€˜ often parodies of big movies like "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Matrix" or "Spider-Man." But according to producer Joel Gallen, who oversees those segments, there will be no parodies this year. "It’s a weird year," he lamented. "We didn’t find a movie that was the perfect movie to parody."

    Instead he opted for some original routines, with Will Ferrell (news) as his pompous character from the upcoming "Anchorman" comedy interviewing a range of celebrities, and Lohan tangling with prank phone calls.

    #265 | Comment by tnmntrck — June 5, 2004 @ 11:14 am

  266. i called lindsay lohan and talked to her. it wasss aweeesooomme. i asked her if she ever went to http://www.dontlinkthis.net and she said did and she said she wasn’t surprised to see herself on it at all.

    #266 | Comment by genius man — June 5, 2004 @ 11:52 am

  267. what a bunch of suckers. lindsay lohan’s so-called phone number actually is hers, but turns out its part of the production of the MTV movie awards show. its supposed to be a funny bit, lindsay lohan getting all these prank phone calls.

    story

    all you guys too afraid to actually call the number, you really missed out, you could’ve actually spoken to her. haha, you guys are a bunch of immature geek pussies, and now I’ve proven it.

    #267 | Comment by tenementrock — June 5, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  268. Does anyone perchance have a link to that LL SNL clip? Thanks!

    #268 | Comment by Mastadge — June 5, 2004 @ 1:04 pm

  269. I think it would really funny if she mentions somthing on the MTV Movie Awards….

    #269 | Comment by The Other — June 5, 2004 @ 2:54 pm

  270. I heard that on TRL on MTV that she said she had been getting hundreds of calls and thought it was Blink 182.

    Not sure if that is true or not, but you never know.

    #270 | Comment by Hidalgo — June 5, 2004 @ 11:57 pm

  271. At first it seemed too amazing to be true. Too bad the skank had it setup as an MTV thing… but at least, if the reports are correct, she did come off as a bitch, because I can so see her as a stuck-up rich bitch…

    #271 | Comment by JLP — June 6, 2004 @ 4:09 am

  272. it sucks i didnt read this before her number went caput but if u hear anything on a new number ill be one of the first to call ๐Ÿ™‚

    #272 | Comment by Werd — June 6, 2004 @ 7:35 pm

  273. Dam y couldn’t i c the number ๐Ÿ™

    I would call her for sure, just start having a convo with her, maybe offer her a reality TV show saying ur a producer so she doesn’t hang up on u instantly, then i would have to get sexual, or maybe prie a bit first, dam that would be so sick if u were the first person to get it, cause she would buy what ever u fed her for a bit ๐Ÿ™‚

    #273 | Comment by HotDOG!! — June 11, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  274. BTW can someone plz tell me were to get her number i want to call.

    #274 | Comment by HotDOG!! — June 11, 2004 @ 1:05 pm

  275. can somebody give me lindsay lohans phone number please. i love her so much and it would really be cool.

    #275 | Comment by Nick — June 29, 2004 @ 2:34 am

  276. You know guys why dont you just leave her alone shes not that bad. I dont get you one minute your talking about how much you want to fuck her and then your calling her a rich bitch. And just so you know that’s not even her number. Shes not the only person in the whole fucken world that sounds like that. Well I got to go. Oh just so you know shes not interested in any of you guys because she has me.

    #276 | Comment by big dog — July 1, 2004 @ 1:52 am

  277. So now you guys arnt going to talk. How gay are you guys really? You might think that you know all of this stuff about her but your wrong. You dont even know her. You think you know her because you here all of this shit and you think its true. Well I guess i know what kinda guys you are now (if you really r guys). You find someone that sticks up for her and you go runnin to our punk ass bitch momma. So if you want to stand up to me and try to tell me whats real i would love to here what you say.

    #277 | Comment by bigdog — July 5, 2004 @ 12:09 pm

  278. DONT BE FOOLED!!! "big dog" is really my uncles prison bitch and he’s just pissed cause he got his skanky ass tossed to the side for getting herpes from the booty sniifin night guard. so "little dog" take your sugar pills with "miadol" scratched in ’em and wait a week to post cause nobody wants to hear some prison bitch pretending to be on PMS kay? LOVE YA!

    #278 | Comment by bunny — July 7, 2004 @ 3:56 pm

  279. Okay, my cousin went to Lindsay’s high school in Long Island and she was a total bitch! She was completely stuck up and made life hell for everyone but the popular girls, which she was one of. She is really not a nice girl, and never will be. Too bad someone so mean could turn out to be so successful in life.

    #279 | Comment by Lana — September 6, 2004 @ 1:15 pm

  280. I hope to get the number.

    #280 | Comment by Ben — June 9, 2007 @ 3:33 am

  281. hey guys how are you???
    i’m 15 years old and i’m living in cyprus!!!
    I tried to contact with linsday so meny times but nothing………………….
    enw !!! please can you give me linsday lihan’s e-mail address personal???????
    love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #281 | Comment by christina — August 3, 2007 @ 6:45 am

  282. i punked her just like the simpsons i said the thing from the simpsons movie im a weiner and it was so funyy

    #282 | Comment by lol_ lindsay_ lohan got pranked — August 8, 2007 @ 4:08 am

  283. Whats her number the last 4 digits are censored send me an email of her number PLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #283 | Comment by joey — February 22, 2009 @ 7:15 am

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