I’d say it’s about time i updated.
I’m just gonna pull out some random topics suggested by you in the comments for now.
“talk about chicks in singapore”
It was too hot to find anybody hot in Singapore. I mean, sure, there were a few hot chicks here and there, locals and foreigners (or “white people!” as i liked to call them ala Wondershowzen) alike, but since it was just so damn hot and humid that week, so no matter how hot and sexy some people were, you couldn’t help but know that they were probably sweating as bad you were and were all sticky and perspiring and shit. And that’s not hot.
You could tell us about all of the American businessmen you walked past, as they were walking toward the red-light district and their subsequent encounters with young boys. Of course, at the same time, that implies that you were walking out of that district, so maybe that’s a bad idea.
Where the hell is the red-light district anyway? I think it’s in Bugis or someplace. Didn’t they make a movie about that? Bugis Street. It was about transvestite hookers or something. And i don’t think tourists are into little boys here. Maybe in Thailand but not in Singapore. Smash and Dex should save up some money and fly over to Singapore someday. If i ever get a job and a place to live over there, i can bring them around town and they can satisfy their Asian hooker fetish. White people…
You should go to the movie theatres with a video camera and bootleg movies, then post them here.
I actually did go see a movie while i was in Singapore. Went to see Divergence. It was crap. The poster looked okay enough. Figured it would be at least something like Infernal Affairs. But it was not. The plot was all over the place, Aaron Kwok’s acting was awful, the on foot chase sequence was laughable because he had such a funny looking run, and only ONE hand to hand fight scene? (and this coming from the same guy who made New Police Story?) Disappointing.
“The most explosive action blockbuster in 2005!” MY ASS.
But hey, it did have that cute chick that was in that Eye flick.
Anyhow, i left the US on the 28th and stopped over in Japan for a bit. Was thinking about getting Electroplankton and Nintendogs over there but figured it would be cheaper to just get them in Singapore instead (stuffs usually cheaper in Singapore than anywhere else, and it was). Also wanted to buy some Japanese strawberry rice cake thingies but didn’t get any. Should have though. They looked yummy. The pics on that site have them in white. The ones i saw were pink. And speaking of things that i saw, i did see one or two harajuku girls walking about. That shit is bananas. B.a.n.a.n.a.s.
Funny thing about Japan is that they have their porn dvds lying out right in the open. Out in the open for all to see. Seriously. They make no effort to hide them like they do in the US over at FYE or wherever.
I was in Singapore for a lot longer than i was in Japan. Spent most of the time over at the Funan IT Mall looking at videogames and computer gadgets and crap. Also went down to Orchard Road (which is where i saw that stupid Divergence movie). Saw quite a few “White people!” at Orchard Road. Didn’t really go anywhere else other than that. Okay maybe a few more other places but nothing really worth posting about.
One thing that surprised me was that Forza was already out in Singapore way before the game was out in the US. Almost a week earlier. Would’ve picked it up but it was the NTSC/J version and they didn’t have the U/C version in yet. Plus i don’t have my XBOX modded so i can’t play it. Besides, even if i did have it modded, i wouldn’t be able to play it on XBOX Live. Or would i? I haven’t really looked into the world of XBOX modding. But last i heard, Microsoft was banning machines that had mods on them. Regardless if you were playing legit or bootleg games, if they found out your box was modded in anyway; instaban. Is that still the case? I’d get my box modded if it’ll still let me play on Live. I hear they have switches or something so you can turn off the mod chip and be able to go online.
I bought a P$P in the US before i left (US$250 compared to the S$600 it would’ve cost in Singapore) and it’s being a complete faggot and not letting me get online with the Wipeout Pure browser hack. I did everything it said i should and i still keep getting that damn Wipeout Pure download screen instead. Faggy. I guess i’ll just have to wait for the official browser to come out. And it better be out as a firmware update. Fuck Sony if it’s going to be on a UMD (but i’d probably buy it anyway because Sony already made me its bitch by having me spend all that money on a PSfuckingP so i might as well).
Anyhow, here’s a picture i took of all the crap that’s on my bed right now. Haven’t really had time to put things away properly. I still have clothes and crap lying around everywhere.
Justin’s bling-bed. Gotta love it.
#1 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 7, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
do you like my flowery pink bed sheets?
#2 | Comment by Justin — May 7, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
THIRD!
bitches
#3 | Comment by Willy — May 7, 2005 @ 1:01 pm
That strawberry thing looks so fucking amazing….. Lemme tell you, Asian people TOTALLY know how to make some good ass food….
#4 | Comment by Willy — May 7, 2005 @ 1:02 pm
What is the capital of Singapore?
#5 | Comment by nerima — May 7, 2005 @ 1:08 pm
Dude come down to KL Malaysia.
#6 | Comment by Malcontent — May 7, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
“Hey baby, I’ve got the 12-inch release of Titanic on the bed, wanna come on over?”
#7 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 7, 2005 @ 1:58 pm
I really need to get a copy of ‘Nintendogs’, it looks quacktastic
#8 | Comment by riz — May 7, 2005 @ 4:25 pm
w00t
#9 | Comment by Ryan — May 7, 2005 @ 11:13 pm
> White people…
As a pastey faced white boy I have to agree, white people are messed up.
#10 | Comment by mo-boobies — May 7, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
You can get chips for your xbox that will switch off and allow you to play online. If you’re going to mod, get a bigger HDD at the same time, then you can copy all your games and DiVX to the Xbox HD. You can also FTP files over from your laptop.
#11 | Comment by Brass — May 9, 2005 @ 9:35 am
On Saturday, May 7, 2005, Malcontent said:
“Dude come down to KL Malaysia.”
Yeah Justin, go to Malaysia. I’m sure you’ll love it.
#12 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 9, 2005 @ 10:42 am
ah. im not really interested in like, download games to the xbox and stuff. too slow of a connection plus i can always buy the bootleg games here dirt cheap. i just need a mod chip to be able to play said bootleg games.
id still need the real deal to be able to go online though (because i know microsoft checks the game and the system for any turned on modchips/expanded HDD etc)
i dont think they’re able to sense turned off modchips. but if they find out you have a something other than a stock HDD (regardless if you have a mod chip or not) INSTABAN!!!!
#13 | Comment by Justin — May 9, 2005 @ 10:45 am
That mochi is super sexy. I knew you’d get a PSP.
#14 | Comment by ninbw — May 9, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
psp still sucks
DS for teh win!!!!!
#15 | Comment by Justin — May 12, 2005 @ 12:12 am