STOLEN FROM THE VIDEO GAME OMBUDSMAN COMMENTS SECTION:
I’m from Puerto Rico. To be famous in PR (and in Latin America) you don’t have to have any type of talent just do exercise and wear a speedo or a bathing suit. Now I don’t like Britney Spears at all. But at least she can dance a little. So for a no talent mall hair hack like chobot trying to be a trendy video gamer who for some reason sells her DS for a PSP because is for 13 year olds, and then she licks it and becomes famous is stuff that should be ignored.
But as much I like to put the blame on IGN I think the blame should be put on RAB and Kotaku, which is the same guy. This hurts alot because I’m a big fan of Kotaku.
Chobot should be put with the curent video game journalism and G4 as the reason nobody is taking video games seriously. Give a Jennfer Taso and Morgan Webb (yes, I believe that she knows video games) over Chobot any day. – Dman
Morgan Webb. Now there’s a true girl gamer. Though she does kind of look like a man if you look at her face from the side. Didn’t Adam Sesslar make fun of her jaw once and she got somewhat pissy about it or something on the air? That’s what i heard somebody tell me. Haha. I love Adam Sesslar. SESSLARRRRRRR! They really should give him his own show. They did a skit once for a fake show that he supposedly left X Play for. I think it was called Meet the Sess. Hilarity.
dman said what I was coming here to say.
Jessica Chobot should drop to her knees and worship at the altar of Brian Crescente every night. She owes everything to him.
The original “OMG she licked a PSP. That is hawt!” post appeared on Kotaku. Evil Avatar later picked it up and Jessica herself posted to the forum and got laughed out of there for her rants that resembled that of a 12 year old. Brian then turns around and gives her a column on RAB and the rest, as they say, is history. He screwed up, and I say this as a huge Kotaku fan.
Is it a little bitterness on my part that someone goes from nobody to huge game journalist because she licked a console? Hell ****in’ yes. I’m extremely bitter that in three months Chobot has become the go-to video game personality. If she appears on 60 Minutes opposite Jack Thompson I might lose it.
But for all my bitterness, I don’t think anyone can dispute that she’s a pisspoor representative for video game journalists or video game players even. – John Scalzo
Fuckin’ A my man. Kotaku can eat shit and die for birthing the hellspawn that is Jessica Chobot. Same goes for RAB too.
We at Double Viking, feel for Justin because he’s right.
God, i hate Jessica Chobot.
Beware, do not anger teh Chobot…
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 28, 2005 @ 2:43 am
I’m pretty sure the things we’d all do to JC are high misdemeanors in Utah!
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — June 28, 2005 @ 2:44 am
joystiq is a much better gaming site than kotaku btw!! plus it has comments. I LIKE COMMENTS!!
#3 | Comment by Justin — June 28, 2005 @ 2:46 am
have you seen/heard the m & m commercial where they use beam’s version of “such great heights” — a.k.a, the version from garden state???
#4 | Comment by tomcruise — June 28, 2005 @ 2:59 am
way to “Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry” my friend!
the answer is no btw. though i do like that old m&m ad with the sea of undulating m&ms with that girl singing that color my world song.
ps: jessica chobot sucks.
#5 | Comment by Justin — June 28, 2005 @ 3:05 am
Justin is right.
#6 | Comment by Dex — June 28, 2005 @ 3:47 am
Leave her alone. It’s not her fault that the uneducated masses love her. She has boobies.
#7 | Comment by kiko — June 28, 2005 @ 4:55 am
Evil Avatar later picked it up and Jessica herself posted to the forum and got laughed out of there for her rants that resembled that of a 12 year old.
mmm. reading that totally made my day.
#8 | Comment by Justin — June 28, 2005 @ 5:01 am
You wish you were her. Her fame is neutering you.
#9 | Comment by kiko — June 28, 2005 @ 5:18 am
if i were her, i’d end myself for being ‘a pisspoor representative for video game journalists or video game players even’!!!
#10 | Comment by Justin — June 28, 2005 @ 5:27 am
She’s a better representative than you because she has boobies. Her Nintendog is going to eat your nintendog.
#11 | Comment by kiko — June 28, 2005 @ 5:54 am
I must admit I would not kick alot of girls out of bed, but I would make an exception for her…
GET OUT BITCH!
#12 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 28, 2005 @ 5:59 am
DS is the epitome of suck. Chobot may be a stupid whore but please believe she can lick my PSP.
Now excuse me while I play SNES roms on my PSP because DS backwards compatibility is only limited to GBA. =P
#13 | Comment by supher — June 28, 2005 @ 6:11 am
Supher- go away. You weren’t wanted on TJNR and you aren’t here.
#14 | Comment by smash — June 28, 2005 @ 7:41 am
Boo, Chobot.
#15 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 28, 2005 @ 8:02 am
I’m from Puerto Rico too! 🙂
And I speak for ever Prican when I say:
I like PSP, But hate Chocobos!
Long live the Justin! Rightful ruller of the Internets.
#16 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 28, 2005 @ 8:18 am
Chobot = Used Car (Ford Escort, ’83, 275k miles)
#17 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — June 28, 2005 @ 9:06 am
Smash, you reek of Miyamoto’s asshole. Please make me leave. =)
#18 | Comment by supher — June 28, 2005 @ 9:23 am
#13, why do you go play um… PSP games on your PSP? oh wait. there’s barely anything new out for it! ahahahaha eat shit PSP!
PSP wishes it were a successful nintendo machine (which it is not) because it sure as hell is a lousy sony machine. nobody seems to want to play sony games on it! pwnt!
PSP is so shitty that it cant even emulate 14+ year old nintendo games fast enough with the sound on! and even then, it’s slow as shit! lollll!
i’ll stick to playing my innovative NEW 2005 nintendo DS cant-play-it-anywhere-else games like nintendogs, meteos (which is better than lumines), bomberman and kirby!
kirby kirby kirby!
#19 | Comment by Justin — June 28, 2005 @ 11:04 am
I have no rebuttal. I bow in shame. but no, PSP had an awesome launch! Better than DS I’d say! It’s just that it’s gone stale since then and DS is starting to get better games and reaching it’s full potential. Reggie said before E3 the games were using like only 30% of it’s “power” which explains the crapfest games prior to Kirby. I was also letdown when Sony didn’t show SHIT at this year’s E3 for PSP. So *yawn* we’ll see if DS continues impress me. I might just buy one. ^_^
#20 | Comment by supher — June 28, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Nintendo 4 lyfe
smoke weed nigga
#21 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 28, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
Woot, crack is better nigger…
#22 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 28, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
#22. I am offended by your comment.
:O
#23 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 28, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Just goes to show that if you have a vagina and a pair of breasts, you can do anything you want.
#24 | Comment by shirizaki — June 28, 2005 @ 7:27 pm
Sorry #23, I am a racist son of a bitch, and I can not help my self from making fun of african americans. My grandfather was in the 6 flags comercials, and tought me everything he know’s in life including smoking crack.
#25 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 28, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
Chobot Alert! The ass licker will be on tonight’s Attack of the Show
#26 | Comment by adrock_420 — June 29, 2005 @ 1:41 am
avril gettin’ married?
sorry justin 🙁
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_LAVIGNE?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
#27 | Comment by turtle — June 29, 2005 @ 4:21 am
Avril Whibley.
#28 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 29, 2005 @ 4:51 am
looks like it’s true ;-(
http://www.avrillavigne.com/news/news.php?uid=66
#29 | Comment by turtle — June 29, 2005 @ 4:55 am
#24 Amen.
I love Miss Chobot. The new authority in the videogame world.
#30 | Comment by kiko — June 29, 2005 @ 5:55 am
chobot is on G4’s Attack of the Show today,
#31 | Comment by lswalker — June 29, 2005 @ 6:54 am
I’ll have the lotion ready.
#32 | Comment by kiko — June 29, 2005 @ 7:07 am
G4 sucks big gobs of shit.
#33 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 29, 2005 @ 8:59 am
I hate Webb. I hate her more than Chobot purely becasue she has done more stuff to annoy me. Yes, she is a girl with nice boobies who likes playing some games. But most of the time is just reading the script written by the actual no-name game reviewer and she has that cock breaking jaw line.
Add that to the fact that she is a bit of a bitch and doesn’t like donuts or anything with sugar and I’d rather hang out with Doanld Trump’s hairstylist.
Sesslorr was much better when he was on his own. He wasn’t forced to act like a kiddie show presenter all the time either.
#34 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 29, 2005 @ 9:20 am
My PSP nintendo emul games work great Justin. :O
Maybe Chocobos licked your PSP too much 🙁
#35 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 29, 2005 @ 11:42 am
i’ll wait for the revolution thank you!
#36 | Comment by Justin — June 29, 2005 @ 4:44 pm