HUZZAH!!!!!(?)

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Well Jessica Chobot has finally acknowledged my existence. This makes me feel happy, i mean, dirty. This is like if Jessica Alba, another Jessica that i almost equally hate but would probably (secretly?) do and fap to anyway, acknowledged my existence. This causes great confusion in me. Chobot Lust?? Chobot Hate?? Chobot Lust?? Chobot Hate?? Curse you Chobot!!! Curse you!!!

58 thoughts on “HUZZAH!!!!!(?)”

  1. Chobot will lead to melting of the face.

    #1 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 11:00 am

  2. and there was much melting of the face in the land of fubar

    #2 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  3. Chobot wants to lick your “psp”

    #3 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  4. I have a confession to make…

    I AM JESSICA CHOBOT!!

    #4 | Comment by shirizaki — August 11, 2005 @ 11:04 am

  5. chobot is my new bff

    #5 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:04 am

  6. OMG JUSTIN IS LEIK MY NEW BFF!!!

    #6 | Comment by shirizaki — August 11, 2005 @ 11:04 am

  7. she was SO flirting with you Justin…

    you could totally hit that.

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 11:05 am

  8. Chobot is the new pepsi girl

    #8 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 11:06 am

  9. be quiet. there will be no hitting of the chobot.

    #9 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:06 am

  10. thatchobotgirl.blogspot.com

    #10 | Comment by shirizaki — August 11, 2005 @ 11:06 am

  11. Chobot is going to be on Kevin and Bean next Monday.

    #11 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 11:07 am

  12. Yes, and I will let them play with my boobies.

    #12 | Comment by shirizaki — August 11, 2005 @ 11:08 am

  13. chobot will be in maxim and send me a personally autographed copy ala mandy amano

    #13 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:09 am

  14. maybe you get to do phone interview with her during her next G4 appearance?

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 11:15 am

  15. Wasn’t the whole “Chobot hate” just a ploy to get her to notice you in the first place? Seemed pretty obvious.

    #15 | Comment by Nerima — August 11, 2005 @ 11:21 am

  16. I’m cornfused here – first Justin wishes to kick his longtime obsession Avril in the crotch, then he expresses some pride in being acknowledged by Chobot?

    Who are you, you phony? What have you done with Justin?

    #16 | Comment by al k holik — August 11, 2005 @ 11:21 am

  17. what ploy?

    no ploy here…………………………

    #17 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:22 am

  18. she called you a mangina… lol

    #18 | Comment by daniel — August 11, 2005 @ 11:25 am

  19. I feel like I’m not getting the credit I deserve :'( tear

    #19 | Comment by Trip — August 11, 2005 @ 11:32 am

  20. < INSERT CREDIT >

    #20 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 11:34 am

  21. I GET NEXTS

    #21 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 12:01 pm

  22. j/j 4ever

    #22 | Comment by dab5ph — August 11, 2005 @ 12:02 pm

  23. justin are you really a mangina?

    #23 | Comment by dab5ph — August 11, 2005 @ 12:03 pm

  24. let me consult my magic 8 ball.

    magic 8 ball says:

    Signs point to yes.

    #24 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  25. What a mangina.

    Boo Chobot.

    #25 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 11, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

  26. jessica chobot is your friend

    #26 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

  27. Wow.

    What you lack in testosterone, you certainly make up for in creativity.

    For a moment, I thought I felt a bit of envy.

    Then I farted…

    #27 | Comment by embus — August 11, 2005 @ 12:38 pm

  28. jessica chobot is my friend?

    #28 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 12:40 pm

  29. With friends like Chobot, who need enemys?

    #29 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

  30. Justin, you lied to us all.*

    *This may or may not have actually happened.

    #30 | Comment by Nerima — August 11, 2005 @ 12:50 pm

  31. All a girl has to do is acknowledge a guy and it’s go time*.

    *Butt Sex

    #31 | Comment by d00d — August 11, 2005 @ 1:02 pm

  32. That is the worst comment left on this website since Justin last posted.

    #32 | Comment by dex — August 11, 2005 @ 1:18 pm

  33. Justin, see the expression on the Dex avatar’s face?

    That’s how we all feel right now. And we’re looking right at YOU.

    #33 | Comment by Nerima — August 11, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

  34. my only love, sprung from my only hate!
    too early seen unknown, and known too late!
    prodigious birth of love it is to me
    that i must love a loathed enemy.

    #34 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 1:34 pm

  35. admit it…you want to put it to her?

    #35 | Comment by turtle — August 11, 2005 @ 1:36 pm

  36. IT’S GO TIME*

    *butt sex

    #36 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 1:38 pm

  37. I’d like to stick it in her butt while she plays PSP.

    #37 | Comment by JEJ — August 11, 2005 @ 1:56 pm

  38. Justin —

    You’ve been sooooo trying to get her attention. Don’t even front. It’s sort of like when you’re in kindergarten and you pull the hair of that really cute girl because you just don’t have a fucking clue how to get her attention…

    …well you’ver attentioned her.

    Chobotta! (Isn’t that what they say at the beginning of each bomberman match… hmmmm… food for thought bitches!)

    #38 | Comment by Irulemuchstuff — August 11, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  39. yeah well those pics of her on IGN Insider made my genitals unhappy. Dude, if Jessica Alba acknowledged your existence, that would mean a world-class beauty and international star acknowledged you. Chobot giving you a shout out is like an aging whore you pass in the street every day saying Hi.

    Mandy Amano is teh hotness. Where is she in your thoughts these days?

    #39 | Comment by kingofmonkeys — August 11, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

  40. Chobot blogs about Justin??

    Well shit, one more seal to break and it’s hellfire for all.

    You just had to make your hate into a wonderfully addictive game.

    #40 | Comment by ninbw — August 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm

  41. this, my friends, is what we call “online flirting”.

    and no, i wouldn’t hit it — but i’d tape it if you did.

    #41 | Comment by starryfever — August 11, 2005 @ 4:29 pm

  42. They will be having simultaneous cyber orgasms next.

    #42 | Comment by gulliver — August 11, 2005 @ 6:03 pm

  43. *yawn*

    Jessica is the way to go.

    #43 | Comment by smash — August 11, 2005 @ 6:38 pm

  44. #38 is right, definitely Chobot Lust.

    #44 | Comment by JVC — August 11, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

  45. shes so damn hot i wanna lick her all over and then kick justin in the face

    #45 | Comment by TBone — August 11, 2005 @ 8:51 pm

  46. Oh how sweet #34! Romeo and Juliet is my fave Shakespeare!!

    But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the east, and Chobot is the sun.

    *swoon*

    #46 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 9:25 pm

  47. Planet Chobot

    #47 | Comment by crabby — August 11, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

  48. Me thinks Chobot will give a shoutout to Justin on the next AOTS.

    #48 | Comment by supher — August 11, 2005 @ 10:34 pm

  49. it’s lucky Justin reads Chobot’s blog every day or he would have missed this.

    #49 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 12, 2005 @ 12:07 am

  50. I still think she sucks.

    #50 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 12, 2005 @ 12:16 am

  51. i don’t know whether to be shocked of um … proud. but then again, i have NO idea what a mangina is – or whatever.

    so lemme get this straight, she like’s playing a game where you destroy um…her? how odd

    #51 | Comment by fujiko — August 12, 2005 @ 1:06 am

  52. Justin, don’t fall for that fucking hypocrite! She claims to be a hardcore gamer, and in this article:

    http://www.redassedbaboon.com/blog/?ct_id=375

    …she says “Obsess much?”

    A real hardcore gamer wouldn’t put the Korean guy down for dying after a 49 hour gaming session, a real hardcore gamer would gun the guy for being a pussy and only lasting 49 hours! 😛

    #52 | Comment by KillswitchEdge — August 12, 2005 @ 2:40 am

  53. You better not be hopping off the Jessica hate bandwagon

    #53 | Comment by Larry — August 12, 2005 @ 2:56 am

  54. I suddenly have the urge to kick Justin in his Mangina……

    #54 | Comment by Skeezer — August 12, 2005 @ 3:22 am

  55. I wonder how many times I’ll hear Justin say ‘i quit site’ in chat for the next week or so. I’m guessing ‘0’.

    #55 | Comment by smash — August 12, 2005 @ 5:05 am

  56. LONG LIVE CHOBOT!

    I was right all along. She’s too hot to be hated.

    #56 | Comment by kiko — August 12, 2005 @ 9:39 am

  57. Well, I still hate her…
    She can shove that psp up her loose twat. But it would be like sticking it in a coffee can. She might have to shove an xbox in there to feel it.

    She is a stupid whore, and allways will be.

    *FIN*

    #57 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — August 12, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

  58. I love you Trip, you are my hero!!11111111

    I’m a bit let down by Justin on comment 24, as it took him a whole six minutes to reply. He slipped up again with the three minute one, but finished strong and ended with an under two minute reply average. Go Justin!

    #58 | Comment by Bubba — August 12, 2005 @ 10:03 pm

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