40,000 blowjob update

So guess what I found today?

What a rip. Apparently, Tania couldn’t even be bothered to shoot the video herself. Sorry guys…I know more than a few of you were counting on this being true. Not to worry, there’s always the hooker route.

kekeke

wtf Japanese?

wtf poophole??

WTF LITTLE HAIRY NUGGETS???

PROTIP: hold ur pen0r real close to ur screen. lolz.

30 thoughts on “40,000 blowjob update

  1. first

    #1 | Comment by joe — May 20, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

  2. bitches

    #2 | Comment by First! — May 20, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  3. edit :…. dammit….

    #3 | Comment by First! — May 20, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  4. She does such great pillow talk. She should’ve shown her poophole at least though.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — May 20, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  5. That’s eating pussy, not giving head.

    lolz @ Condosleeza & Bush jokes

    #5 | Comment by THEO — May 20, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

  6. This actually turns me on.

    #6 | Comment by Licking — May 20, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

  7. SPOILERS: not real. it was all done by a satire site. in other words everybody who signed up (including myself) is being laughed at

    #7 | Comment by HMMMM — May 20, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  8. LAME! the lease she could’ve done is film it herself!!! eh, reality check.

    #8 | Comment by Darkstar — May 20, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  9. She pretty much just asks “Does it feel good?’ over and over…

    #9 | Comment by Joe — May 20, 2007 @ 5:34 pm

  10. The subtitles are bogus, she doesnt even mention Tania or politics. It’s prolly from the beginning of a japanese porno.

    #10 | Comment by random — May 20, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

  11. That’s effed up, yo.

    #11 | Comment by Chuck — May 20, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

  12. fap.

    #12 | Comment by jimmy jamez — May 20, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

  13. Lame! Yeah I signed up, what of it?

    This has been on Youtube for months already and I thought that someone already translated this. It was supposed to be her eating a hamburger wasn’t it?

    #13 | Comment by Net — May 20, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

  14. random comment yay 🙂

    http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/homemov/movies_dont_tell_mom_dad.wmv

    #14 | Comment by Din far — May 20, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

  15. I can just picture it now:

    [scene]
    A horde of blue-balled nerdlings, upon seeing this bogus return on their emotional investment, power up a legion of ibooks & PCs, intent on causing untold damage to the NEE server. With the Ominous Hummmm of the overheating equipment (both electrical & anatomical) building in the background, they finally realize one thing: They’re just a bunch of nutless, never-gonna-get-laid-nobodies that look like something the local stray cat hacked up after licking the naughty bits of a dead water buffalo & barely have the brain-power to press the keys on the Hello-kitty Notebooks they got for Christmas from their 80-year old grannies, let alone emulate the neo-like abilities they’d need to realize the hormonally-induced, fever-driven fantasies of being the 1337 H4xx0r5 they wish they were, and give up.
    [End Scene]

    …but then again, I could be wrong.

    #15 | Comment by chode — May 20, 2007 @ 7:52 pm

  16. And yeah, in case you’re wondering, I signed up as well. But I don’t have to worry about blue balls because fortunately, my dog likes peanut butter.

    #16 | Comment by chode — May 20, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

  17. FTMFW.

    #10 is right, the Japanese doesn’t match the English subtitles at all.

    I still came at least 3 times watching*
    *this may or may not have actually happened.

    #17 | Comment by dex — May 20, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  18. ^^^
    zomg you speak japanese? guess all that hentai anime watching finally paid off.*

    *this definitely happened.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 20, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

  19. I’ll take a bj from hot Asian assistant. ^_^

    #19 | Comment by Elder Young — May 20, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

  20. bout to fap, be back soon

    #20 | Comment by shaggy23 — May 21, 2007 @ 1:20 am

  21. that was wrong

    #21 | Comment by shaggy23 — May 21, 2007 @ 1:27 am

  22. Japanese men get boring blowjobs.

    #22 | Comment by Mike — May 21, 2007 @ 4:42 am

  23. gutted

    #23 | Comment by chipsilver — May 21, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  24. hahaha, this is just stupid!

    She could have at least used a Bannana or a cucumber to show off her talants!

    C’mon Angelbaby!..Get your camera rolling and show these women how to do it right!!!

    #24 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 21, 2007 @ 8:35 am

  25. Strangely faptastic

    #25 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — May 21, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

  26. odd……… yet surprisingly erotic.

    #26 | Comment by Sampson — May 21, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

  27. I think it’s pronounced nougat.

    #27 | Comment by smash — May 21, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

  28. She can’t be japanese, really. She’s not crying during the whole thing.

    Did anyone REALLY expect a blowjob? I just figured they’d all be canceled. “Tania may cancel any appointment for hygiene reasons”, and 400,000 dicks sounds very unhygienic.

    Besides, no physical contact, five minutes? That’s not even enough time to get as solid, much less get off. Can’t I have a little foreplay? I’d say kiss her, but I know where her mouth has been, so that’s not happening.

    #28 | Comment by ZekeDMS — May 21, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

  29. yep, joke was on us

    #29 | Comment by Taco — May 21, 2007 @ 5:47 pm

  30. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t fap to this. I already committed one sin, I don’t need to go committing two.

    #30 | Comment by Tony — May 21, 2007 @ 6:37 pm

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