Bond Girls

The title for the 22nd James Bond movie was announced last week…Quantum Of Solace. Yeah, I know…WTF?

Anyhoo, thought it might be timely to introduce you to the two newest Bond girls, Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton.

28-year old, Russian-born, former model Olga was most recently in Hitman.

22-year old, English-born Gemma hasn’t been in anything that anyone here has likely seen, though she did wear a schoolgirl uniform in something titled St. Trinian’s.

28 thoughts on “Bond Girls

  1. FIRST!! woo hoo!! My day is now complete!

    #1 | Comment by The Guy who alwasy brags about being First — February 1, 2008 @ 3:21 am

  2. I’d hit it. Both of them. Oh to be a young british special agent, impervious to STDs and liver disease. The many chicks I would shake and stir.

    #2 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 1, 2008 @ 3:24 am

  3. I should have been born in Russia.

    #3 | Comment by El Payo — February 1, 2008 @ 3:25 am

  4. All I got to say is damn, dem’s some fine women and why can’t my wang inhabit their ‘tang. Damn, damn, DAMN!!! My penis yearns!! YEARNS!!!

    #4 | Comment by Guest69 — February 1, 2008 @ 4:19 am

  5. meh, I’ve probably seen like 3 bond movies in my back, and i’m 25.

    #5 | Comment by Xan — February 1, 2008 @ 4:32 am

  6. You watch Bond movies in your back?

    My favorite Bond girls were from Goldeneye, both of the chicks.

    #6 | Comment by JRC — February 1, 2008 @ 6:21 am

  7. I quantum your solace!!!

    #7 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — February 1, 2008 @ 7:09 am

  8. lol@#6…and WTF is up with #5?

    Were you “pimped-out” and they installed a flat screen TV on your back?

    The hottest bond chick of all time is Carole Bouquet, from For Your eyes Only. It’s just a shame she didn’t keep those smoking hot looks!

    Although, I’d nail every Bond Girl with the exception of that beast Grace Jones, from A View to a Kill. Although, I’m not sure you could call her a “Bond Girl”! But I do believe good ‘ole James nailer her anyways!

    #8 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 1, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

  9. My favorite was Eva Greene by a mile. Delicious.

    #9 | Comment by Kewtr — February 1, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

  10. “Quantum of Solace” is an Ian Fleming short story, though it apparently shares nothing but the title with the next Bond film. But that’s where the title comes from.

    #10 | Comment by ndrndr — February 1, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

  11. ^^^

    doesn’t make it any less of a crap title!

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 1, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  12. Wow. Olga looks great, she just needs a new name. Her name sounds like a fat, middle-aged woman. Still, she’s almost reason enough to see this movie.

    #12 | Comment by Bender — February 1, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

  13. #6 – Izabella Scorupco was cute as the ‘good’ Bond girl, but it was Famke Janssen who really got noticed as bad Bond girl Xenia Onatopp.

    of course, Famke’s better known these days as X-Man, Jean Grey, but she was also hawt in Rounders. only thing i can remember seeing Izabella in post-Goldeneye was Reign of Fire.

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 1, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

  14. 13 – Ahhh, someone else appreciative of the tasty Famke Janssen. ^_^

    8 – lol, you caught that too… haha I’m sire that Xan meant “back in the day”, but as usual, I couldn’t resist. 😉

    #14 | Comment by JRC — February 1, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

  15. The new bond girl is also topless in Hitman.

    #15 | Comment by Patch — February 1, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  16. WTF the British chick looks 32 not 22 in these pics!

    The thing about the title is that once they re-did Casino Royale I realized that they ran out of Ian Fleming Bond stories, so I was always wondering what the hell were they gonna do.

    #16 | Comment by Kelvin — February 1, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  17. ^^^
    but Quantum of Solace is a Fleming story. from his collection of Bond shorts called For Your Eyes Only, which gave us not only the title for that 007 movie, but also A View to a Kill.

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 2, 2008 @ 12:07 am

  18. ^^^

    even up against the craptastic title of “The Living Daylights” the new one still sucks harder.

    Famke Janssen is one of the few women who I think has got hotter as she got older. Didn’t think she was hot in Bond or Lord of Illusions but now she’s smoking. The best thing about crap Eddie Murphy movie I Spy was Famke Janssen in her panties.

    Yumb!

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 2, 2008 @ 12:48 am

  19. i’m watching hitman right now. i may contemplate fapping to olga after it’s over.

    she gets naked a lot in this movie.

    #19 | Comment by Justin — February 2, 2008 @ 1:28 am

  20. Better link to Olga’s pics.

    http://mostbeautifulwoman.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html

    #20 | Comment by Dolomite3045 — February 2, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

  21. strike that, here is the correct link.

    http://mostbeautifulwoman.blogspot.com/2006/11/goddess-olga-kurylenko.html

    #21 | Comment by Dolomite3045 — February 2, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

  22. Holy shizfuck, that is a good link!

    #22 | Comment by nerima — February 2, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

  23. #12 – Yeah, it’s a shame that “Olga” doesn’t sound good in English and tends to conjure up images of beefy East German olympic shot-putters. However, to Russian ears it doesn’t sound bad at all, plus if you know her you get to call her “Olya”, which sounds a lot better. 😉

    Ольга, вы я хочу! Вы так красивая!

    #23 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 4:15 am

  24. I just watched some clips of her on YouTube and holy shit her accent is hot!!

    #24 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 4:59 am

  25. It’s so unfair that only Russian celebrity women stay hot. I don’t know why it is, but 99 % of the hot Russian girls around 14-16 years old where I live end up getting fat and growing mustaches/beards when they turn 17-18.

    #25 | Comment by JRC — February 4, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

  26. ^^^
    Where you live definitely isn’t representative of all Russian girls then. I lived in Bishkek for two years and the only uglification rule there was that *all* Russian girls magically turn into indestructible, frumpy babushkas with facial warts when they reach the age of 50. Before that age they seemed to be almost universally hot. 😀

    #26 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

  27. lol Where I come from, they turn into indestructible, frumpy babushkas with facial warts when they’re in their early 20’s… :-/

    #27 | Comment by JRC — February 4, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

  28. Olga might be the hottest chick ever.

    srsly.

    #28 | Comment by Mike — February 6, 2008 @ 3:45 am

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