29 thoughts on “EVA MENDES

  1. those maxim pics or whatever a while back, unshopped were better than this ;o, love her tho

    first

    #1 | Comment by Troilus — February 1, 2008 @ 4:27 am

  2. Puff City!!!

    Wakka Wakka!

    #2 | Comment by Boo — February 1, 2008 @ 4:29 am

  3. PUFF the magic NIPPLE!!I

    i spy with my crooked eye….a PUFFERS!!!!

    #3 | Comment by Xan — February 1, 2008 @ 4:33 am

  4. wtf dud she borrow Mia Tylers nipples?

    #4 | Comment by JRC — February 1, 2008 @ 6:19 am

  5. It’s like a chocolate delicately poised atop a mountain of brown ice-cream.

    #5 | Comment by een — February 1, 2008 @ 8:16 am

  6. That nipple has been more than overdue since it’s last appearance in Training Day.

    #6 | Comment by Darkstar — February 1, 2008 @ 8:49 am

  7. do not want. very much in the same way as i loved charisma carpenter till i saw here in playboy, and those nipple… ugh.
    i like me some nice pinkies. small pinkies.

    #7 | Comment by MrShadow — February 1, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  8. To be honest, that nipple is a little too hardcore for my tastes. I’d prefer something puffier, more jailbait than jaded old hooker. Pink as well. Chocolate brown nipplage can’t beat the pink.

    #8 | Comment by matt — February 1, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

  9. That is a ‘yes please’ for me. A+. Different strokes…

    #9 | Comment by Kewtr — February 1, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

  10. You guys that hate that nipple have bigger issues than I thought… The fact is, that she, much like all you guys with small dicks, did not get to choose it from a pile. It was given to her and it is beautiful… Take it for what it is… A NIPPLE!

    #10 | Comment by HamOnRyeNomaYo — February 1, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

  11. No way dude, I am a firm advocate of nipple selection. And when I say firm, I also mean unfathomably well-hung.

    The ugly-nippled girls should be screened at birth, and possibly put into sealed train carriages. Don’t you be coming here with your democratic, every-nipple-is-sacred spiel.

    😛

    #11 | Comment by matt — February 1, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

  12. #7 & #11: +1

    #12 | Comment by Gage — February 1, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

  13. #10 new around here?

    I’m a fan of small pinkie nipples, but seeing eva mendes is eva mendes, just turn off the lights and you won’t know neither size or color

    #13 | Comment by ohmyDog — February 1, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

  14. Boring.

    #14 | Comment by Bender — February 1, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

  15. 7 & 11: +2

    #15 | Comment by JRC — February 1, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

  16. Not a nipple. Thats my dogs chew toy.

    #16 | Comment by hacim — February 1, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

  17. Everyone of you bitches would do her and you KNOW IT!

    You can all get in line after me!

    #17 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 1, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

  18. #7: I liked Charisma Carpenter even before she was in playboy, here being in there was like the cherry on top of a sundae, much liker teh nips she and Eva are sporting.

    #18 | Comment by birdboy — February 1, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  19. Eva Mendes has some fuckin’ daggers. You can’t really tell when she’s lying down like that.

    #19 | Comment by Tony — February 1, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

  20. Puttin’ in my vote, Imma say them big, juicy butterscotch nipples are (wiping mouth), very overdue since “Training Day”…and a welcome sight, she was thicker in “Ghost Rider” tho..a lil ass to smash to match them tatters.

    #20 | Comment by MAGNIFICENT BASTARD — February 2, 2008 @ 5:52 am

  21. Looks yummy to me. I’ll take two of them, please!

    #21 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 2, 2008 @ 6:49 am

  22. Speaking of Nipples, I just watched the movie “.45” with Mila Jovovich, and while I believe the movie sucked, the highlight was the sex scenes with Mila and her incredible Nipples.

    Her nips stick up about an inch off her tit. (That’s like 2.5cm to my Metric friends!)

    Check ’em out!:
    http://www.mrnudes.com/mrskin/milla-jovovich/milla-jovovich-10.jpg

    #22 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 3, 2008 @ 11:44 am

  23. She’s just a photo shoot away from full frontal nudity.

    #23 | Comment by Mage — February 3, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

  24. wow

    #24 | Comment by jon — February 3, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  25. …Do not want

    #25 | Comment by Chuck — February 3, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

  26. Wouldn’t say no. But other than her face she’s not that hot. She’s pretty much straight up and down, body wise. If we’re talking Evas then give me Eva Longoria any day! 🙂

    #26 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 4:37 am

  27. ^^^
    Sorry Mendes kills Longoria any day.

    #27 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 5, 2008 @ 4:31 am

  28. Longoria > Mendes

    #28 | Comment by JRC — February 5, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

  29. #22

    They only look like they stick out that far because she has no actual tit. It’s like the nipple fairy came but the titty fairy was off that day.

    #29 | Comment by Edward the DCLXVI — February 5, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

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