Hey there, everybody!
As you may know, it’s gonna be prom season like any day now. So I thought up this great idea called The Ultimate Prom. It’s where one school wins a red-carpet event in NYC hosted by none other than…ME! Yay!
Here’s some pics of me helping to promote Ultimate Prom on Extra! What do you think of my little black dress?
I remember the year I went to my junior prom with Freddy Adu. The boy is a better soccer player than dancer, I’ll tell you that! My feet were so sore the next day! LOL ^_^
Too Much Love:
JoJo
mmm little black dress on JoJo… yummy.
#1 | Comment by utahcon — April 10, 2008 @ 10:13 am
Fist! errr… I wanna fist JoJo… I mean FIRST!
#2 | Comment by aznterrorist — April 10, 2008 @ 10:13 am
She’s growing up quite nicely. Her cheeks have shrunken it seems. Delicious!
#3 | Comment by Glarg — April 10, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Catch the grandma in the background. Jojo is even making the grandmas drop their jaws.
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/jojo23/index.html
#4 | Comment by billbraske — April 10, 2008 @ 10:23 am
She looks like she’s going to turn out like Kelly Clarkson, thats a fucking bad thing…
#5 | Comment by Chew REX — April 10, 2008 @ 10:27 am
i like kelly clarkson 🙁
#6 | Comment by Coolstream — April 10, 2008 @ 10:38 am
My Gawd, she really does have a huge head doesn’t she? I had to zoom out to fit her face on my screen!!
Plus it seems as if a second head is growing out of her forehead!
AB: I’m sure you’re feet weren’t the only things sore after the prom! (I can’t believe I’m the first to say that!)
LaMe
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 10, 2008 @ 11:12 am
^^^
wtf? my feet?
i have no idea what you are referring to, that was Jojo talking…um, yeah…
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 10, 2008 @ 11:15 am
she’s gonna blow the fuck up like topenga. i can see it already. those cheeks were born to smuggle food.
but today, i’d hit it with the ultimate quickness. despite the tanning products.
my post expires at age 23 when her ass explodes.
#9 | Comment by tehpunk — April 10, 2008 @ 11:16 am
I thought you’d written Ultimate Porn at first.
#10 | Comment by cobalt — April 10, 2008 @ 11:30 am
#8 – high-heels = hurt?
#11 | Comment by Mike — April 10, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
Blah, her ridiculous cheeks are turning her into Robin Tunney. Those lines look like some kind of weird burn or skin problem.
#12 | Comment by Kewtr — April 10, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
#10 – same.
i was like … Ultimate Porn… jojo, gay.
#13 | Comment by DoctorofStyle — April 10, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
#8 – I like how you write dialogue for JoJo. Next time can you make her say something about putting my balls in her mouth?
#14 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 10, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
JOJO is hawt!
Thankyou.
#15 | Comment by YES! — April 10, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
^^^^^
Another glorious day on fubar
there are too many kristin bell posts and not enough jojo pics
#16 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 10, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
Ted Kennedy sure looks hot in a prom dress.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Ted_Kennedy,_official_photo_portrait.jpg
She’s not hot. At All.
#17 | Comment by brit — April 10, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
I would probably go to jail for that. Probably. The last picture, she resembles the Spears. Sorta. Verdict: would, despite the fact that she’s a notorious mudshark.
#18 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — April 10, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
HIPS!
#19 | Comment by filthyfish — April 10, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
#18- Eat shit, motherfucker
#20 | Comment by The Brotha — April 11, 2008 @ 2:16 am
What What in JoJo’s Butt.
#21 | Comment by frank the dolphin — April 11, 2008 @ 4:24 am
HA! Dr. Phil bigot FTL!
cockfag
#22 | Comment by filthyfish — April 11, 2008 @ 7:22 am
She has a good voice. She looks odd. Cartoon-ish.
#23 | Comment by wannaramble — April 11, 2008 @ 9:34 am
#11 – I should have read the post.
duh
#24 | Comment by Mike — April 11, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Gross. She would be so fat already if she weren’t famous. Future claim to fame: Celebrity Fit Club Season 12.
#25 | Comment by Earl Brutus — April 11, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
I’ll take Jo Jo even if i was the last man gettin’ on the train =)
#26 | Comment by impetigo — April 12, 2008 @ 8:47 am
I’ll sleep with her feet in my mouth.. 😀
#27 | Comment by impetigo — April 12, 2008 @ 8:49 am
yep.. best legs ever… I’d happily munch on her rug…
#28 | Comment by Garth2k — April 12, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
Well, check out the song titties titles on her second album:
1. “The Way You Do Me” Speaks for itself.
2. “Anything” She’s up for ANYTHING.
3. “This Time” As opposed to the last few times…
4. “Too Little Too Late” You, and her orgasm.
5. “Let It Rain” Showers for all!
6. “The High Road” Between the valleys of marshmallows.
7. “Like That” Yeah, she likes that.
8. “Good Ol'” Electra complex.
9. “Coming for You” See #1
10. “Exceptional” Promises, promises.
11. “How to Touch a Girl” See #9
12. “Note to God” Nada.
13. “Do Whatcha Gotta Do” Yep.
14. “I Can Take You There” Cos you can’t find her way in.
15. “No Puedes Volver” (“Too Little Too Late” – Spanish version) Because everything sounds sexier in Spanish.
😉
#29 | Comment by Anonymous — April 22, 2008 @ 2:12 pm