Jess answers the question of whether or not she shaves in the May issue of Esquire.
I bet her creepy dad loved being on set for this shoot. He was prolly all, “COLDER WATER DAMMIT!”
Jessica Simpson
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WAUGH!
Jess answers the question of whether or not she shaves in the May issue of Esquire.
I bet her creepy dad loved being on set for this shoot. He was prolly all, “COLDER WATER DAMMIT!”
I dont know. She just always has that stupid look on her face. Bad pictures IMO
#1 | Comment by puppetslayer — April 10, 2008 @ 4:29 am
^^^
um…
SHE’S JESSICA SIMPSON.
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 10, 2008 @ 4:30 am
Pic 1 – Does this mean she’s a tranny?
Pic 4 – Well I guess we all know now that she spits.
Pic 5 – If she is a tranny she’s hiding it well.
Also, #1 – surprised to see Jessica looking stupid? I guess you would be shocked to see Britney looking crazy, or Paris looking whorish?
#3 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 10, 2008 @ 4:40 am
I wish there was more JRM here :*(
#4 | Comment by LazyTownFan — April 10, 2008 @ 5:02 am
WTH not online.
#5 | Comment by dex — April 10, 2008 @ 5:17 am
I would say over-the-fucking-hill, but I don’t think she was ever hot.
She has that kind of magnificently fake, silicon beauty that impotent middle-aged truck drivers are drawn to.
#6 | Comment by cobalt — April 10, 2008 @ 6:57 am
^^^
or over-possessive father/managers.
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 10, 2008 @ 7:17 am
#6…Give me a second to pull over my rig and swallow some viagra, then I’ll tell you in all my 45 years, I have never heard such a crazy statement.
but, she is HAWT!
#8 | Comment by geekazoid — April 10, 2008 @ 7:54 am
I think shes hawt too, if only she wasn’t so stupid.
#9 | Comment by nigelbrown — April 10, 2008 @ 8:04 am
She’s hot, and I used to watch her honeymooners show just to watch her…. and envy Nick whatever as he got to poke it…..
#10 | Comment by TheMan — April 10, 2008 @ 9:05 am
Stupid or no, I’d hit the shit out of that if given the opportunity. So what if she has to shave?
#11 | Comment by Brian — April 10, 2008 @ 9:08 am
She’s hot, everyone here minus the pedophiles would all tap that fine ass!
IMO she needs to get her gear off in some “indie” movie and have some sort of orgy with Scarlet Johansen or Kristen Bell can you say Oscar?
Verdict: HAWT!
Fact is that she isn’t a used up hussy like many of the “women” posted here IMO is also appealing…
#12 | Comment by Coolstream — April 10, 2008 @ 9:24 am
Wait a minute here. You are all complaining because this girl is Stupid???
Let me see if I got this right:
Hot & Stupid = bad?
Since when?
Hot & Stupid is just the kind of girl you want to keep locked in a “you’re nothing more then my fuck-doll” type of relatioinship!
And you would all hit her HARD and Often! Even AB! And ya know it!
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 10, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Despite my earlier jokes, I have to say she is definetly hawt. I think some people are tainted by her over exposure. Over the years it has become the norm to make fun of her as being stupid, but how does that make her not hot? If anything you should be more excited that despite how hot she is, as long as she’s that dumb you would actually have a chance.
In her prime (I say that because on this site I’m sure mid-20s is considered past ones prime), she was THE hottest thing going.
I mean raise one hand if you have ever fapped to her. Off course I say “one hand” because I assume the other one is currently busy.
#14 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 10, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
let’s give dad the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s thinking like a pimp, not a molester
#15 | Comment by Justin L — April 10, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
goOD GAWDAMITEY!!
Pic 5 officially makes her the hottest fuckin women on the planet.
#16 | Comment by mister — April 10, 2008 @ 9:16 pm
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure you can see nipple.
Since JS hasn’t revealed those super boobs to the world, I would say that’s some kind of win.
#17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 10, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
“Jess answers the question of whether or not she shaves in the May issue of Esquire.”
I think the bigger question is whether or not she puts out. :3
#18 | Comment by eber — April 11, 2008 @ 1:00 am
I see nip on pic 2.
#19 | Comment by me — April 11, 2008 @ 1:51 am
and 3.
#20 | Comment by me — April 11, 2008 @ 1:54 am
I wouldn’t be surprised if Daddy fucked her.
#21 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — April 11, 2008 @ 2:11 am
Smilin’ Bob: He’d be gay if he didn’t… 😛
#22 | Comment by Brian — April 11, 2008 @ 9:14 am
none of your business!, #21! great pics btw keep it up…altho i wish they’d listened wen i sed use colder water when theyr finished takin pics…insted of wrapping up…
#23 | Comment by jessicas dad — April 12, 2008 @ 6:40 am
sure would like to see those boobs let loose.
#24 | Comment by scorchinghot — April 14, 2008 @ 3:58 am