This *almost* makes me NOT want to play Grand Theft Auto IV.
Curse you Jessica Chobot for tarnishing a once fine and glorious image!!!!!
(In case you didn’t already know, i really hate Jessica Chobot!!!)
PS: Play my Chobot Invasion game!
UPDATE:
GAAAH fucking Jessica Chobot! Ruining my PS3 Special Edition boxart with your ‘likeness’!!!!!
WOW…never been first before…..
Why does justin hate her so much???
#1 | Comment by MRSPARKS — April 29, 2008 @ 11:40 am
Hate or not, it’s a cute pic.
#2 | Comment by Exelis — April 29, 2008 @ 11:48 am
id hit it
#3 | Comment by lawl — April 29, 2008 @ 11:52 am
She has the eyes just right… if she just stuck her tongue out a little more it would be a very good likeness
#4 | Comment by wannaramble — April 29, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Justin hates her because she’s what he aspires to be: a hot wannabe-nerd chick.
No matter, more Chobot for me.
#5 | Comment by Kelvin — April 29, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Kind of hot, but I can see where you’d hate her.
#6 | Comment by Kewtr — April 29, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
PS: I don’t mean my comment as an attack or an insult on Justin.
‘Cuz I mean, who here doesn’t want to be a hot wannabe-nerd chick?
#7 | Comment by Kelvin — April 29, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
I’d hit it.
Although, I did fail to save the world from Chobot.
And now I can’t seem to get the coin out of my monitor!
#8 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 29, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
I would probably hate her less if she got naked.
#9 | Comment by Nobody — April 29, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
Topic: How did you first find out about Jess?
For me, it was a really unlikely source… I was over at a website called dontlinkthis. If any of you don’t know about this place ~ the webmaster doesn’t really like Jess for whatever reason.
Anyhow, I wondered why he was so negative towards this (unknown to me at the time) Chobot girl, so I went and did a bunch of reading on her blog ~ I thought she was great, (and pretty hot too). Been a fan ever since! I have to admit that I visit IGN a lot more too for reviews after finding out about Jess.
From her Facebook Fan group.
#10 | Comment by Nobody — April 29, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
Sorry Justin, my peener disagrees with you.
#11 | Comment by El Payo — April 29, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
I don’t hate Hobot like Justin does. But I have a strong desire to hurt her.
#12 | Comment by Flybird — April 29, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
me likey
#13 | Comment by idl3mind — April 29, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
she’s sexy
ps(3)…GTA IV kicks ass, i already got it. wow
best game ever
#14 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 29, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
Chobot is preggers for anyone that didn’t know..so expect a Chobot-robot soon..
#15 | Comment by rye — April 29, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
wooooooo
it’s official iphone in canada
woooooo
#16 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 29, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
lol, i dont think this is her fault. anyway, what ever, she’s just a wanna-be Olivia Munn anyway.
i got my GTA4 copy at mid night, only had to wait two and a half hours for it. from 10:30 mid night. definitely the greatest game ever.
#17 | Comment by Xan — April 29, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
seriously – i can’t see the pics at this site anymore – i changed nothing on my end – anybody else no longer seeing pics here?
#18 | Comment by Taco — April 29, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
nevermind – i just saw where for whatever reason firefox changed this site to no longer show images
#19 | Comment by Taco — April 29, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
Wow… old is old… but that post/pic is literally a month old.
FTL
#20 | Comment by dex — April 29, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
needs more stomach.
#21 | Comment by DoctorofStyle — April 29, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Too bad that isn’t Olivia Munn licking the lollipop. Maybe it’s Justin’s Chobot Hate that’s tainting my opinion of her, but her pose in that picture and something about her that just smacks of douchebaggery. Heh, heh, taint…
And oh yeah, she looks like she has a cock. Between her legs.
#22 | Comment by Smiley — April 29, 2008 @ 10:49 pm
id still pay a dollar to see the last place she shit
#23 | Comment by filthyfish — April 29, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
i just realized how fucked up that is
#24 | Comment by filthyfish — April 29, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
..and the gaming world couldn’t care less.
#25 | Comment by Rockstar CEO's dog walker — April 30, 2008 @ 12:38 am
#22:
You think that Chobot looks like she has a cock, and you’d prefer Olivia Munn?!
Olivia Munn’s face has more masculity than anyone that comments on this blog.
#26 | Comment by Kelvin — April 30, 2008 @ 12:46 am
#26 – Yes.
#27 | Comment by Smiley — April 30, 2008 @ 2:14 am
#26. muscular face = muscular cocks throttling jaws.
#28 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2008 @ 2:29 am
shit game. cute girl.
more chabert.
#29 | Comment by monkeydong — April 30, 2008 @ 2:40 am
Stupid Justin. You should have gotten the 360 version, not only for better online multilayer & achievements… but the box art isn’t Chobot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/DexOnline/winrar.jpg
#30 | Comment by dex — April 30, 2008 @ 3:08 am
MULTIPLAYER. Thanks Firefox spell check.
#31 | Comment by dex — April 30, 2008 @ 3:17 am
Awwww…C’mon…….Every useless whore needs to have her ego stroked….
Otherwise they’d wise up to the ASS they are making of themself.
Oh, and is it Hobot or Chodebot?
#32 | Comment by Bicro — April 30, 2008 @ 3:24 am
i do question why you would purposely pick up the one with chobot on it. i bet youre off in your little corner of your bedroom fapping off the the box while crying. you sicken me Justin…..sicken me
#33 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2008 @ 3:25 am
#28 – True dat!
#26 – Point taken. Let me elaborate. And look at both the pluses and minuses of Olivia Munn and Chobot:
Olivia Munn:
+ Talks about her butt hole
+ Has a beautiful ass, which can only mean…
+ Really, really into anal sex and ass play in general
+ Looks like she has a good time all the time
+ Seems to be good natured w/self depreciating sense of humor
– Has freckles
– Strong jaw line
– Boobs a little on the small side (but very nice nonetheless)
Chobot
– Has a cock (her crack dealer told me, so it’s gotta be)
Vedict:
Munn Wins! Chobot has a cock – between her legs.
#34 | Comment by Smiley — April 30, 2008 @ 3:29 am
#33:
……No need to get nasty now….
If you are sick, take a chill pill and go back to worshiping at her demonic altar of stupid spoiled whore.
#35 | Comment by Bicro — April 30, 2008 @ 3:51 am
Justin, I’ll take one for the team. I’ll dick her and end her reign of um.. terror or um.. whoredom, or perversion of gaming culture. Yeah, twice for good measure.
#36 | Comment by Mage — April 30, 2008 @ 8:06 am
Do the cars still appear out of thin air?
Are there still a handful of cars on a highway, when there should be a hundred?
If so, DO NOT WANT.
#37 | Comment by cobalt — April 30, 2008 @ 8:20 am
I dont think I will ever get into these games that the lot of you play for 20 – 30 hours on end.
Personally, I enjoy my real life where I get to have sex with attractive women on a daily occurance.
But you go ahead and play your games and ignore your girlfriends. The next time she tells you, “Since all you are going to do is play this stupid game, I’m going to the mall with so-n-so!” Just know that she’s lieing, and instead of going to the mall, I’ll be nailing her in the ass on the bed she wont let YOU get in!
If it aint me….it’s someone else!
P.S. Justin: Your wife says I am much better!
-FACT
#38 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 30, 2008 @ 9:06 am
Justin, good sir, you can still hit that. Let me introduce you to my friend, hate-fuck.
#39 | Comment by ketch — April 30, 2008 @ 9:41 am
lol@#38
“i enjoy my real life”.
i wonder how many people in psych wards around America mumble that/
#40 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2008 @ 10:46 am
IRL?
#41 | Comment by lawl — April 30, 2008 @ 11:17 am
i´m going to puke
#42 | Comment by alejandro cea — April 30, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Xbox 360 FTW!
#43 | Comment by Firestarter — April 30, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Munn is fun and hot as hell.
“Vagina Juice” – she is funny too.
Chobot is a wannabe Munn.
The game was pretty fun. Anything is fun with Mega Man music.
GTAIV however SUCKS!!!
Just my copy though.
“This disc is unreadable.”
Going back this afternoon to gets me a new GTAIV.
#44 | Comment by Tim — April 30, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
I would fuck the Chobot if I had the chance, though.
#45 | Comment by Tim — April 30, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
#34:
Point taken.
As long as it’s up the pooper then I guess I don’t have to see the face.
So that’s all good, ‘cuz yah, Munn’s bod is hot.
What what?
#46 | Comment by Kelvin — April 30, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
From all the reports online, your furious anger is going to be about bugs and system freezes instead of cover art, Justin. D’oh!
#47 | Comment by Exelis — April 30, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
There’s special edition box art now? Who fucking cares? Like you’re gonna keep the box out to show it off or something.
#48 | Comment by Tony — April 30, 2008 @ 6:15 pm
#38 – sounds to me like you’re not getting any at all. Don’t worry though – they have games for that in Japan. They have an age of consent in Japan these days too. Things done changed. 🙁
GTA 4 looks the SAME people. There’s a lot of sequel syndrome going on with the hype. These reviewers are the kind of fanboys who would go into the 7th X-MEN movie and ejaculate.
#49 | Comment by cobalt — April 30, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
You bought it for the PS3? WUT ABOUT 360!!!!!!!!!/!!11!111!!!!???!?!?
#50 | Comment by Andy — April 30, 2008 @ 7:24 pm
i like playing games on systems that i dont have to worry about RRODing everytime i turn it on!
#51 | Comment by Justin — April 30, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
Bah. Jessica Chobot, Olivia Munn; they both want to be Morgan Webb.
In conclusion, I’d have relations with any of the three, preferable all three at the same time. Hot sexy time! Alright!
#52 | Comment by Dorky — May 1, 2008 @ 2:33 am
Looks just like the box art ! Awesome !
#53 | Comment by jon — May 1, 2008 @ 2:59 am
“GTA 4 looks the SAME people”
Stop saying stupid crap until you’ve played it. The game is amazing. It definately has the feel of the GTAIII era games. But that is good. There are so many improvements to gameplay not even talking about the graphical overhaul.
Autosave – FTW. No longer do I have to spend 15 minutes after I am done playing to save my progress.
My first achievment – Warm Coffee. Dating is much more fun than in San An.
I couldn’t believe how long I was just watching TV in my apartment in the game and cracking up at it.
Only drawback – I miss the country roads, small towns and forest from San An. I am assuming they will reappear in GTAIV-2.
#54 | Comment by Tim — May 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am
@Tim
Thats impossible, unless you skipped the unskippable first mission.
#55 | Comment by Jared — May 2, 2008 @ 2:44 am
What do you know. I checked and you were right. I didn’t even notice that “Off the Boat” achievement.
#56 | Comment by Tim — May 2, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
So we’re in agreement that it looks the same, then? 😛
#57 | Comment by cobalt — May 2, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
its unfathomable that someone would say gta 4 looks the same in anyway compared to any sandbox game of previous release.
#58 | Comment by Xan — May 2, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
I hate GTA games. But how the hell can you hate someone that looks that damn good. Jessica Chobot is sexy as hell.
#59 | Comment by jessica — May 2, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
I mean, she’s fucking hot, I’m sorry. Justin is a gay Asian anyway, and likes girls for gay reasons (like, you know, personality and stuff).
#60 | Comment by belowme — May 2, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
#59- Agreed, sexy as hell. Fire, brimstone, eternal damnation… that really gets me going.
#61 | Comment by Nobody — May 3, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
I’m thoroughly enjoying GTA4. I love the fact that you can take a taxi and skip the driving if you want. Totally worth it when I’m tired of driving around and around.
I’m into my second hide out now. I feel like I rushed things a bit, but I don’t know…did you have any other option for things to turn out with Demetri other than the way that they did for me?
#62 | Comment by smash — May 4, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
#59….
Get a life, please.
She’s a middle-aged woman, for crying out loud.
#63 | Comment by Bicro — May 5, 2008 @ 4:23 am
The OptmImus Prime Video she has and this latest Video Game pic has converted me to her forces ;-]
She’s Awesome
I forgive her for licking that Nintendo gamepad at the convention ,and will pay for the shots
#64 | Comment by jon — May 5, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Why should I get a life # 63. Because I find someone sexy that you don’t. Who cares how old she is. Only a stupid little prick who has no clue about really beauty would think just because someone is middle aged they can’t be sexy. She is 30. How is that middle aged. Most people consider middle aged to be 40 moron. You know there are plenty of women who get better looking with age aswell. Look at Kristen Bell. She is 27 almost 28 and she is getting better looking as the years go on.
#65 | Comment by jessica — May 6, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
I’d pop some cherries with her and that game sucks anyways
#66 | Comment by Mr May — October 15, 2008 @ 6:36 am
Dude, you have a SERIOUS problem if you dont like her! i’ve heard of homophobic..but sexygirlphobic? you got SERIOUS problems! I pity you buddy….big time.
#67 | Comment by jon rotten — March 8, 2010 @ 4:30 am
All this attention, all this anger, I think the author actually love her. Hate and love are two sides of the same coin. I can see a bad movie with you and Jessica arguing, violently, and then you lock eyes and realise that you’re all each other has ever wanted. Steamy love follows.
#68 | Comment by DoucheForTheSoul — July 13, 2011 @ 8:44 pm