Anyone notice something different about Scarlett in these pics taken the other night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala? No, I’m not talking about the tousled hairdo. Look at her left hand (assuming you can avert your gaze from her cleavage). Notice the big hunk of isometric-hexoctahedral latticed crystallized carbon on her ring finger?
That’s right, Scarlett is off the market. She’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds (lucky girl!)
If Justin wasn’t already married, I bet he’d be crying bitter tears of jealousy right about now.
Over Ryan…in case that wasn’t clear.
FIRST
Another one bites the dust…. she’ll be haggard in a couple years, lets enjoy the fappage now. Commence….. NOW!
#1 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — May 6, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
At least she is a huge upgrade from the Alanis Morisette that Reynolds was with before.
#2 | Comment by Kee Man — May 6, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
Only a girl would notice a ring. Sheesh!
#3 | Comment by bbr — May 6, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
Tousled hairdo? Avert Your gave? Must have to be a girl to understand this post.
#4 | Comment by d00d — May 6, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
^^^
spelling fixt.
tousled = messy
you still might need to be a girl to understand this post.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 6, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Old News…WWTDD had this up earlier.
Lucky bastard tho!
#6 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 6, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
^^^
yeah, and People had it up before them.
so?
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 6, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
She’s marrying that gay guy?
#8 | Comment by The Pope — May 6, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
Even if they actually do get married, I don’t give it more than two years. Remember: Scarlett Johansson is a slut after all.
#9 | Comment by Tony — May 6, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
Justin’s probably not devastated, he’s probably imagining himself in a 3-way, and getting mostly excited about being with Ryan Reynolds, with Scarlett just some small bonus.
#10 | Comment by Nobody — May 6, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
i thought this post would of been about her CD.yup.
#11 | Comment by Xan — May 6, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
I’ve never seen the attraction to Scarlett….she’s quite ugly. rofl….there’s lipstick on her teeth in the first pic….maybe a little celebratory cock snorkelling going on before the event. ^_^
#12 | Comment by Arther — May 6, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
I would dry fuck George W Bush to be with her…
#13 | Comment by TheMan — May 6, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Ryan Reynolds got his glitter all over the poor girl 🙁
#14 | Comment by Topher — May 6, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
Wheres LL?
No posts about Lindsay lately.
Request.
Plus JoJo.
MUCH MORE JOJO PLEASE!
:D:DD:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D
Thank YOu
#15 | Comment by Bobs — May 6, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
#10
that may or may not be true
#16 | Comment by Justin — May 6, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
Hunk of rock on her finger? AB, come on now. Doesn’t mean her vagina still isn’t available. Shiiiiit, it just means it’s a shared enterprise now. Her vag is the apartment, and Ryan is like the roommate who’s only there when you’re not….well unless #10’s comment speaks truth. Haha.
#17 | Comment by Guest69 — May 7, 2008 @ 12:30 am
i agree with #15 lets tryta get back to the original material this place started off with… as a matter of fact, theres been so much upskirt hayden panty-bear stuff that hasnt even surfaced here yet… FOR SHAME
#18 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 7, 2008 @ 12:31 am
#16 – C’mon, just admit it. You would. And you would love it.
#19 | Comment by Smiley — May 7, 2008 @ 1:12 am
#12: Are you on crack?
#20 | Comment by d00d — May 7, 2008 @ 8:04 am
#12 Totally agree. But if you pinned blond hair and boobs onto a greyhound there’d still be a line of desperate guys waiting for a turn.
It’d look about the same as her, only run a lot quicker.
#21 | Comment by cobalt — May 7, 2008 @ 8:31 am
“She’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds (lucky girl!)”
proof angelbaby is justin.
#22 | Comment by igc — May 7, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
actually 22. proof this site messes with your head. ..
ps. by happy co-incidence, Kelly Brook is now single again.
Kelly Brook > Scarlett Johansson
#23 | Comment by Garth2k — May 7, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
Nice undies. Where’s the dress?
#24 | Comment by mister — May 7, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
Never understood why people get so disapponted when celebrities go off the market:
a) You never had a chance anyways. Not just at banging her, but even meeting her.
b) It’s not like you’re going to get in trouble for looking/fapping at her. Yes, those are her man’s titties now, but he wont know you’re looking. And if he did, not much he could do about it.
c) It’s not like they get less hot because they are married (with the exception of Britney who really slid after K.Fed). Sure, some of them will become more conservative now that they are married, and this will lead to less boobage. But there are more than enough women trying to prove their men don’t control them that they will actually increase their sluttyness. And those that got more conservative will eventually break up with their men (let’s face it, it’s enevitible) and they usually celebrate their new freedom by going sluttier than ever before. So really in the end it all works out for the best.
#25 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 8, 2008 @ 1:46 am
what’s so special about Scarlett ?
and why the heck is Ryan gonna marry her… her breasts gave way to Gravity way too soon.
Her tits look like some Grandma’s Tits… hangin’ down to her kneecaps.
Fuckin’ disgustin’ !
#26 | Comment by Jade — May 10, 2008 @ 9:06 am