t.A.T.u.

Back around New Year’s, faux-lesby Russian pop duo t.A.T.u. were posing all sexy-like for Moscow Maxim, and now Yulia and Lena have a new album coming out complete with controversial (I’ll assume) new video for the first single.

Now I don’t have the first clue what is supposed to be taking place in this video, mainly because I don’t speak Rooski, but other than the obvious social commentary that witnessing a hot chick being executed by firing squad is always a good excuse to party, there is one other feature of this clip that allows it to transcend all language and speak directly to the soul of any human being…

BARE. NAKED. BOOBS.

FUN FACT: The third President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Medvedev, was just inaugurated on May 7.

44 thoughts on “t.A.T.u.

  1. First! Fuck they’re so hot!

    Also this is my first post here, so double win.

    #1 | Comment by ggmangg — May 17, 2008 @ 3:06 am

  2. Holy bonerific that’s great.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — May 17, 2008 @ 3:21 am

  3. Nom nom nom

    #3 | Comment by foz — May 17, 2008 @ 3:31 am

  4. They need to just come out with a hardcore lesbian porn movie set to their “music”, and get it over with. But, since that probably won’t happen, I’ll just watch this over and over again.

    #4 | Comment by Nobody — May 17, 2008 @ 3:39 am

  5. nice tits are mice but aside from that, the clip sucks.
    i votefor more tits

    #5 | Comment by Jonobo — May 17, 2008 @ 4:22 am

  6. #5
    you are right, clip sucks. In addition the song sucks too!

    Vote for more tits

    #6 | Comment by Whoa. — May 17, 2008 @ 4:36 am

  7. granted this song would never get played in the states, but damn, thats a nice fine video.

    #7 | Comment by Xan — May 17, 2008 @ 4:46 am

  8. Here are the lyrics (as far as I can make them out). They might give you a better sense of what the video is about:

    I’m painting a stupid word on the wall with black paint.
    For me it’s not important, for you it’s nothing new.
    For me it’s in vain. For you it’s necessary.
    I’m drawing with black paint. I’m drawing curvy-curvy.

    A bullet to the heart, brains on the door, a halo and wings.
    We wear a white robe, soul in the sky,
    We put it in a box, we let it go.

    The time is 20:10 again, we’re not together now,
    You sit in the corner and cry, maybe you’re fooling me.
    I love to hear you open your soul only to me.
    Thoughts are not needed here.
    The time is 20:20 again.

    Or then again they might not. 😉

    #8 | Comment by EmJee — May 17, 2008 @ 4:48 am

  9. I Saw White Robe You Tube!

    #9 | Comment by Poy Pac — May 17, 2008 @ 5:42 am

  10. the nude and un nude one

    #10 | Comment by Poy Pac — May 17, 2008 @ 5:42 am

  11. old
    news

    #11 | Comment by slice — May 17, 2008 @ 7:59 am

  12. Yes those are breasticles. I know most of you have never seen any in person, so this is no biggie for anyone but the virgins that live in their mom’s basement and play on the comp all day. ZOMG b00bz…..I’m so kewl!!!! D0rkz!!!

    #12 | Comment by tyler — May 17, 2008 @ 8:48 am

  13. This made my weekend.

    #13 | Comment by Scratch — May 17, 2008 @ 9:10 am

  14. I like popstars that go the extra step.

    At the same time this feels more honest than all the mtv cocktease, at least they deliver something.

    #14 | Comment by anti-pop — May 17, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  15. This works for me =D

    Where can you DL this, going through all the clicking for to see online is meh, 2 clicks please!

    #15 | Comment by Venjur — May 17, 2008 @ 9:54 am

  16. video has it all, boobs, shower scene, pregger boobs, black guy, asian chick, execution, boobs, and russians.

    #16 | Comment by xon — May 17, 2008 @ 10:37 am

  17. Lena full body montage:
    hxxp://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4167/tatulenafullbodymontagedm6.jpg

    *fap*fap*fap*

    #17 | Comment by anti-pop — May 17, 2008 @ 10:40 am

  18. At least any lingering doubts that these two were actually making pop music rather than porn can now disappear.

    Russia’s aesthetic taste really worries me sometimes. Lesbianism, militarism and chicks behind bars? What the fuck is that all about? The war’s over, Ivan.

    #18 | Comment by cobalt — May 17, 2008 @ 11:44 am

  19. ^^^
    Thanks for making me replace the “xx” in “hxxp”

    More boobs please.

    —————————————–
    Does anyone think Amy Adams is so fappingly hot?

    #19 | Comment by Voyeurism — May 17, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  20. ugh, “^^^” was epic fail.

    #20 | Comment by Voyeurism — May 17, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  21. speaking of music videos, Skye Sweetnam (yeah i know, she’s real famous) has a new video that’s suppose to be interesting.

    http://youtube.com/user/SkyeSweetnamVideo

    #21 | Comment by Xan — May 17, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  22. ^^^^

    The correct link is:
    http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4167/tatulenafullbodymontagedm6.jpg

    #22 | Comment by Venjur — May 17, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  23. Where did you guys get that full body montage? It looks like a screen cap from a much higher res. video.

    HD b00bs > low res. b00bs

    #23 | Comment by Yuu — May 17, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

  24. another link
    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/21699

    #24 | Comment by zen — May 17, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  25. didn’t see the nudity coming. finally.

    #25 | Comment by Justin L — May 17, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

  26. *goes all WWE’s The Rock on people* Finallly… the red one got her tits out!!

    #26 | Comment by Garth2k — May 17, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

  27. i was a fan of tatu before they were famous in the US

    a lot of their European stage performances were basically this video…

    wear quasi military fatigues… dance… take off clothing

    as i said… i was and still am a fan :3

    #27 | Comment by Coolstream — May 17, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

  28. montage – noun
    a combination of several photographs joined together for artistic effect or to show more of the subject than can be shown in a single photograph.

    #28 | Comment by DD — May 17, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

  29. ^^^
    Yes, but his point was that those photographs (or screen grabs) are from a much higher resolution video than the stuff on YouTube and he’d probably like to know where that video might be located.

    Geddit?

    #29 | Comment by EmJee — May 17, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

  30. Yea………I’m gonna need a download link for this video.

    #30 | Comment by Ra — May 17, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

  31. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.A.T.u.

    #31 | Comment by NBN — May 17, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

  32. Why doesn’t MTV broadcast good shit like this? Instead, we’re stuck with “Real World 48-Cleveland”

    #12- Hey, boobs aren’t easy to come by here in the basement.

    #19- “Does anyone think Amy Adams is so fappingly hot?”

    win

    #32 | Comment by Milhouse — May 17, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

  33. anything with russians is fucked… as long as they have a bottle of vodka and some form of domestic animal to fuck they’re sound and docile…. and please buhlieve me a german who has witnessed this over the past 15 years

    #33 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 17, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

  34. I’ve always been a fan. God bless Russian pop faux-dykes! Awesome.

    #34 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — May 17, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  35. BTW, Love the idea of pregnant women drinking liquor. Another awesome.

    #35 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — May 18, 2008 @ 12:02 am

  36. I would so pound Lena the redheaded girl. Yulia has 2 kids so i guess she is not Lesbo. Can you post the link for the video? frap-frap

    #36 | Comment by basicallystupid — May 18, 2008 @ 1:14 am

  37. Mmmmm … boobies …

    The music sucks, but that’s why we have volume control.

    #37 | Comment by Art Vandelay — May 18, 2008 @ 2:58 am

  38. Music: 1988
    Video Concept: 1978
    Boobies: Timeless

    #38 | Comment by mister — May 18, 2008 @ 7:23 am

  39. ^^^

    Haha, comment of the week.

    #39 | Comment by cobalt — May 18, 2008 @ 8:58 am

  40. Hot Russians are hot 🙂

    And since they’re commies, they’re probably poor so they’d be cheap dates.

    #40 | Comment by Tony — May 18, 2008 @ 9:08 am

  41. I just upped a torrent of the dvd rip of the uncensored video.

    http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4195194/TATU-_Beliy_Plaschik_(White_Robe)_%5BUncensored%5D_DVD_Rip

    #41 | Comment by Chance — May 19, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  42. Thanks, Chance!

    #42 | Comment by Scratch — May 20, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  43. Yulia =Awesome !

    http://www.squidoo.com/yuliavolokova

    #43 | Comment by jon — May 20, 2008 @ 4:08 am

  44. I think Lena is sporting a smoothie, anyone else see that?

    #44 | Comment by Scooby Doo — May 20, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

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