Virgin For Sale

Anyone interested in popping the cherry on a vacuous twenty-something California girl, go ahead and get your bid in now. It’ll only cost you somewhere north of a quarter-million bucks and a plane ticket to Nevada.

wee I’m a whore.

“The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life,” Dylan told CBS13. “I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.”

Um…okay, sure.

42 thoughts on “Virgin For Sale

  1. “Not really original… Good to see someone just go ahead with the idea.”

    #1 | Comment by Ryu — September 21, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

  2. Apparently a few virgins are bidding, and it’s up to a quarter million. I did not know there were rich virgins out there…I mean, isn’t that an oxymoron?!

    #2 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — September 21, 2008 @ 11:25 pm

  3. two post in one day=win. this post=fail.

    #3 | Comment by Xan — September 21, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

  4. C´mon this anodyne bitch is a virgin ?
    Bogus claims ! I´ve heard there is a surgery to
    restore virginity, often used in arabic countries!
    Its like Angelbaby said, she´s vacuous–unattractive
    like a vacuum cleaner

    #4 | Comment by walker4409 — September 21, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

  5. ^^^^
    agreed two post=sweet

    the price is only that high because she has a monopoly. she controls the whole virgin brothel industry. as soon as this idea takes off the price will come down.

    by the time JOJO and Miley hit the market prices will be reasonable… i’m thinking $500 for both…

    Can I get a Shabooya

    #5 | Comment by Tom Foolery — September 21, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

  6. I’d buy that for a dollar.

    #6 | Comment by Nobody — September 22, 2008 @ 12:05 am

  7. Yeah, she was on Howard Stern over a week ago, and it was all over the news for the last 9-10 days. Old.

    #7 | Comment by dex — September 22, 2008 @ 12:31 am

  8. ^^^
    um…maybe it was “all over the news” in california, cuz that’s where the ho is from.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 22, 2008 @ 12:37 am


    this attention whore has her beat by about 1.5 USD

    #9 | Comment by filthyfish — September 22, 2008 @ 12:50 am

  10. ^1.5million USD

    #10 | Comment by filthyfish — September 22, 2008 @ 12:50 am

  11. If I insist on anal only, will I get a discount?

    #11 | Comment by Smiley — September 22, 2008 @ 1:34 am

  12. I will bid 1 dollar and my south eastern asian charm.

    #12 | Comment by IAmNotAPC — September 22, 2008 @ 2:01 am

  13. Good grief, I can’t imagine paying that premium for inexperience and a chance that she’ll cry. There’s a hot porn actress in my city for about $250 including tip. Better looking and more fun all around.

    Prostitution FTW!

    #13 | Comment by Kewtr — September 22, 2008 @ 2:01 am

  14. #8 – All over the news; CNN, MSNBC, Reuters, Yahoo News, Satellite radio news. Plus, Howard covered her first, and he is in New York.

    I didn’t hear anything about her on local news.

    #14 | Comment by dex — September 22, 2008 @ 2:49 am

  15. ^^^
    wow, you listen/watch a lot of news.

    who knew?

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 22, 2008 @ 3:00 am

  16. @13 – The inexperience and tears are what I’d be paying for. Especially the tears.

    #16 | Comment by S_K — September 22, 2008 @ 3:07 am

  17. Bet, the morning after she’ll take the poor/rich slob to the cleaners for raping her.

    #17 | Comment by Fred — September 22, 2008 @ 3:43 am

  18. Wow, people sure build up the idea of fucking a virgin into something so tremendous. Really you’re paying a quarter of a million dollars for a lousy lay. She wont know what she’s doing, so she’ll just lie there wincing in pain. You’ll have to go slow, and keep reminding her that it’s okay if her body goes numb. Then her cherry breaks and makes a mess, it really not worth it. No for me, if I had to spend that kind of money, she better be an experienced slut.

    But with that said, I would still give you something like $5 and all the shame you can handle. Or how about giving me a blowjob for $25? Or how about I come in your hair for $45? I’m sure that would go a long way towards a textbook. Come on girl, I’m just trying to empower you!

    #18 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 22, 2008 @ 4:27 am

  19. #15 – I’m at work for 8+ hours a day with a TV on within earshot. A TV that has the news on 90% of the time. I hate the news. On top of that, I listen to Howard Stern for an hour, on the way to/from work, and a Korean girl I speak to (sometimes) informs me of news stories.

    Who knew indeed.

    #19 | Comment by dex — September 22, 2008 @ 5:07 am

  20. I don’t know anything, but I did hear about this a few weeks ago… who knows.

    On a similar note, but not all that similar at all: I’m willing to pay $100 to anybody here willing to let me shit on their face and take a picture. I’m not really into that thing, but I figure it’ll pay itself off in giggles(which are priceless). Also, if I can get enough people willing I can start a little collection, for to put on my fridge. Shit washes off… I’d do it.

    Speaking of The Fridge – what ever happened to him? I know he got turned into a G.I. Joe, but did he literally turn into one? He just kinda disappeared. I guess he also lost to Manute Bol in a boxing match… poor Fridge.

    #20 | Comment by Bubba — September 22, 2008 @ 8:15 am

  21. Wow.. Only about a week late with this one.. (At least there is a post today)

    #21 | Comment by Maniacu Man — September 22, 2008 @ 8:40 am

  22. She’s faking it.

    I agree with Evil Monkey – this cult of virginity is fucked up.

    It’s just a crazy hangover from religion.

    #22 | Comment by cobalt — September 22, 2008 @ 9:10 am

  23. Heard this weeks ago on Howard Stern!

    On a sad note, thanks to sluts/bitches like this, the next generation of hot young virgin women, will be making their Boyfriends cough-up cold hard cash to nail them on Prom Night!!

    ….and here I thought Corsage, limo, & hotel room was already way too high of a price!

    #23 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 22, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  24. Watch her face—this is no virgin anymore.
    A girl can stay a virgin even after having sex a
    hundred times because it doesn´t touch her
    soul. But this girl is spoiled, maybe she practised
    anal/oral sex for years and now she tries to
    make money with her “virginity”

    #24 | Comment by walker4409 — September 22, 2008 @ 10:39 am

  25. Further proof that even virgins are whores.

    #25 | Comment by Incognito — September 22, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  26. ^^Most girls in this generation consider themselves “virgins” even if they’ve sucked a ton of dick. Not sure about anal.

    Not that I’m totally disagreeing. Giving a blowjob probably doesn’t mean she’s lost her virginity. But if I was paying a quarter of a million dollars for a virgin, I wouldn’t want to find out she’s sucked off all the guys in her dorm.

    #26 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 22, 2008 @ 11:51 am

  27. Ummm…. no. Really, a 1/4 million bucks already? There were two women who tried to before, and one got less than $10 grand, the other got something like $8,200 USD.

    I agree – if I’m going to spend money like that, I want to be sore afterward. For a 1/4 million, I’d better be getting 2 weeks with this broad. First stop is the clinic to share tests, then make sure she’s using birth control. No way I’m leaving the fruit of my loins in a condom. Not for that price. And yeah, for 1/4 million bucks, I’m hitting it multiple times, taking any and all three holes, and I want video proof to show others.

    #27 | Comment by Webpager — September 22, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  28. any idiot who pays this bitch oughta be shotLet the cunt go get a job like the rest of us

    #28 | Comment by al — September 22, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

  29. oh and I think she is an ugly bitch…looks like a guy

    #29 | Comment by al — September 22, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

  30. ^^^ yeah, I’m thinking this is a tranny. Some guy’s gonna be surprised when the panties come off. I guess the poor sucker who paid can still nail her/him in the ass. $250k for fudge packing?

    #30 | Comment by Cherry Poppin' Daddy — September 22, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

  31. …/sigh

    I live in San Diego, ca and apparently shes a “high class” hookers going after virgins. 2500 a pop I hear. So for those who want to pay 1.5 million USD for a loose Hooker go for it.

    Plus that story is hella old AB. WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES??????????? stop cock blocking. Your making the Virgin views want to spend money on a hooker.

    More Keeley Hazell PLz!!!!

    #31 | Comment by Justin's better half — September 22, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

  32. Popping virgins is overrated.

    #32 | Comment by mister — September 22, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

  33. I can’t tell if she’s looking at my right eye or my right nipple.

    #33 | Comment by The Pope — September 22, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

  34. “I’m looking for intelligence and an overall nice person,”

    yeah because that’s the type of guy who has a million dollars to throw around and will pay to bang a virgin.

    Million dollars + intelligence + nice person = guy with a girl hanging off his cock 24/7 already


    someone who was too ugly for The Hills Have Eyes.

    #34 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 23, 2008 @ 12:18 am

  35. ^^^
    true story.

    #35 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 23, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  36. Not really big news. If she was the first to do it then maybe, but wasn’t this done already a few years ago by a considerably prettier virgin?

    #36 | Comment by Samael — September 23, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

  37. first i hope a chick wins. second, if shes a smart whore, she’ll film it and sell it. Especially if fools are willing to shell out that much money just to pop the cherry.

    #37 | Comment by eber — September 23, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  38. “I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.”

    Whoring yourself out and the lack of character demonstrated by selling her cherry (if it’s even real) will do nothing but hurt women. What a dumb cunt!! Only a total loser would give her more than fitty quid.

    #38 | Comment by Timmyyyy — September 23, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

  39. Ya, I was gonna say where the fuck does this bitch get “empowering of women” out of selling herself like a corporate ho?

    #39 | Comment by Darkstar — September 24, 2008 @ 12:14 am

  40. She is A WHORE nothing else when the stupid dipshit fucks her after expending all that cash he will feel like he is fucking an elephant deep and wide

    #40 | Comment by Phil — September 29, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

  41. thats realistic

    #41 | Comment by walker4409 — October 2, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

  42. “wee, i’m a whore”

    #42 | Comment by anon — November 19, 2008 @ 9:23 am

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