Selena Gomez

Speaking of virgins…here’s Selena at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last week.

You know it’s true, ’cause she wears a purity ring. And she’s only 16. Good enough for me!

ps. Ignore the pics of Selena and BFF Demi Lovato in their black bikinis earlier this summer. That’s just girls bein’ girls. ^_^

pps. Do we perhaps need a post featuring Demi in the future?

35 thoughts on “Selena Gomez

  1. I’d buy that for a dollar.

    #1 | Comment by Uncle Rico — September 22, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  2. Purity ring = she’s sucked tons of cock, taken it in the ass, and flicks the bean on a regular basis.

    #2 | Comment by THEO — September 22, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

  3. ^^^
    if she’s a catholic girl, all of the above could be true.

    but you left out dining at the Y with her BFF Demi.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 22, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

  4. Hopefully some decent young tail like this will shoulder aside that Jojo mess a little.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — September 22, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

  5. Purity ring = she’s had sex, but doesn’t want her parents to know it.

    #5 | Comment by Nobody — September 22, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

  6. It’s hard to believe she’s legal in most jurisdictions. She looks about 12/13 at most.

    #6 | Comment by cobalt — September 22, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

  7. pics of Selena and BFF Demi Lovato in their black bikinis earlier this summer

    Link?

    #7 | Comment by d00d — September 22, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

  8. ^^ Haha. Dumb.

    #8 | Comment by Nobody — September 22, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

  9. ^^^
    lolz ya rly.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 22, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

  10. She’s very cute got those JoJo cheeks. But a Demi post is definitely in order. Shes a cutie too.

    #10 | Comment by ravenx8706 — September 22, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

  11. Ill get that fixed ^^

    #11 | Comment by ravenx8706 — September 22, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  12. Demi Demi2

    #12 | Comment by ravenx8706 — September 22, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

  13. selena’s alright, her mouth is weird though. and demi looks retarded to me. im still a miley fan. :-/

    #13 | Comment by Xan — September 22, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  14. #4: Jojo > Selena imo.

    Selena looks 11 to me, so no fap there. She will be hot in a couple of years, im willing to bet.

    #14 | Comment by dizzle — September 22, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  15. yes Demi and Emma Roberts and Emily Osmet

    #15 | Comment by roscoe — September 22, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

  16. Watch Selenas eyes—she´s crazy like a
    shithouserat

    #16 | Comment by walker4409 — September 22, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

  17. Sry Sel, but we gotta do something with that hair–you’re starting to look like Sunday at Sizzler right after the Church of Christ lets out.

    #17 | Comment by mister — September 22, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

  18. @ 16 – I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time, thanks!

    #18 | Comment by Kreuk — September 23, 2008 @ 5:10 am

  19. needs more t’n’a

    #19 | Comment by prutten — September 23, 2008 @ 5:46 am

  20. i love chipmunk ^_^

    #20 | Comment by Justin — September 23, 2008 @ 6:38 am

  21. she looks like a damn bobble head

    #21 | Comment by Aehuji — September 23, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

  22. Its nearly a hydrocaphalus, it seems puberty
    was not nice to her at all, there are a few
    furuncles on her forehead – covered with make-up

    #22 | Comment by walker4409 — September 23, 2008 @ 12:55 pm

  23. ^^^

    I don’t normally have to cross-check words to understand posts on this site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocephalus

    But yeah, hydrocephalus. Now get back to your medical studies dude. The world needs people like you!

    #23 | Comment by cobalt — September 23, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

  24. Does anyone know where her hi-res beach pictures can be found WITHOUT the damn egocrapstic logo?

    #24 | Comment by tool — September 24, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  25. She’s definetly still very young, but the potential is obvious. I don’t think Miley or JoJo will even be in her league in a couple of years. No fap yet, but that day will come.

    #25 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 24, 2008 @ 2:17 am

  26. #23 – thanks, but did you read my comments
    on the Megan Fox thread ?
    I think there are lots of people who would
    love to lynch me for that.
    However, Einstein proofed that each matter is a form of
    energy, and energy can never be extinguished, only
    transformed. That means i will comment forever,
    and i will always fight against unjustness. A L W A Y S

    #26 | Comment by walker4409 — September 24, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

  27. selena if you read this……your face is wide and fat..does not match your body..your head is so big…sorry platcic sugery won’t fix it either…dontcha always hear everyone giggling when they are around you you dumb twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #27 | Comment by al — September 24, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  28. She could puncture a car tire with that chin.

    #28 | Comment by zilch — September 24, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  29. #26: You mean “injustice”? “Unjustness” isn’t a real thing.

    #29 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — September 24, 2008 @ 8:18 pm

  30. Its perfectly accepted in England, you can read it
    into each english dictionary.
    Oxford-dictionary :
    unjust = not just
    unjustly
    unjustness
    But you´re the second American who tells
    me “unjustness ” is no word , i´ll use injustice
    in future

    #30 | Comment by walker4409 — September 24, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

  31. ^
    Dammit, I hate doing this.
    “Unjust” is a word, but “unjustness” is not. You cannot simply add “-ness” to a word.
    “Proofed” is used incorrectly, also. “Proved” is appropriate.

    #31 | Comment by tool — September 25, 2008 @ 12:03 am

  32. And why the fuck stands “UNJUSTNESS”
    big and fat into my dictionary ?
    Is it a joke from the editor?

    #32 | Comment by walker4409 — September 25, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  33. I just found this browsing YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/SelGomez

    #33 | Comment by Scratch — September 28, 2008 @ 5:42 am

  34. It might be a real word, I don’t know. It just sounds weird. But you kids do say “aluminium”. And “crisps”. And “lorry”.

    Strangely, I once dated a girl named Lorrie. Does that make me a former Lorrie Driver? Eh? Get it?

    #34 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — September 29, 2008 @ 12:19 am

  35. Also: he used “proofed” correctly. Einstein showed in a proof that matter is just energy.

    #35 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — September 29, 2008 @ 12:21 am

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