Two days ahead of her Sweet Sixteen b-day, Miley got snapped by the paparazzi taking her puppy out for a bike ride. I’m mentally preparing myself for the inevitable comment(s) about her bicycle seat. Pervs.
I’ll assume that’s the infamous 20-year old boyfriend I’ve been hearing about lately (his name is Justin, btw). I’m sure Disney execs couldn’t be happier with that match. There’s no Jamie Lynn-type scandal just waiting to happen there. None at all. Promise.
Leggy teen is leggy.
first….wow…pregnancy on the way anyways
#1 | Comment by anon — November 21, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Chipmunk FTL
#2 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 21, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
vintage bikes are fail.
#3 | Comment by Xan — November 21, 2008 @ 3:29 pm
Wrong, Vintage bikes rock! They are much cooler than some MTB everyone else has too.
#4 | Comment by Franc — November 21, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
Looking good so far. Go go Miley.
#5 | Comment by Kewtr — November 21, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
Auntie Em! Toto! It’s a pedo!
#6 | Comment by Milhouse — November 21, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
To misquote Queen: “She wants to ride my bicycle.”
#7 | Comment by darkstar — November 21, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
what a cute dog!
shame someone like clare danes isn’t walking it…
#8 | Comment by Anonamemouse — November 21, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
Sadly enough he probably isn’t even into her. He is just using her to get his own music career going.
#9 | Comment by Kee Man — November 21, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
Riding a bike without a helmet. after a few over protective american moms see these photos well… we can pretty much say good bye to Hannah
#10 | Comment by Tom Foolery — November 21, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
Allright some of you assholes gotta stop using the word “fail”.It sounds stupid and is gotten old fast..that means you #3. Xan, and vintage bikes are great so there
#11 | Comment by SAM — November 21, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
But….but, it wouldn’t be the internet if words weren’t overused into oblivion!!
Beat that dead horse, YAH!!
#12 | Comment by Ravenzfire — November 21, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
Vintage bikes are about as welcome as Speed 2: Cruise Control, or those kiddy Pixar gremlins they superimposed onto Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi.
They only work if Eva Green is riding one, in Paris, in 1968. Those are pretty difficult crtieria to meet.
For a minute I assumed AB was claiming Justin was 20 years old. Get the fuck outta here, I thought, next thing he’ll be covering his stubble with foundation and applying to High School.
#13 | Comment by cobalt — November 21, 2008 @ 6:49 pm
I’m sorry I would SO do time to fuck her. She maybe a kid but there’s nothing childlike about that body….!
#14 | Comment by borat4602 — November 21, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
Nobody else has gone there yet … so allow me!
What I wouldn’t give to be that bike seat.
#15 | Comment by Mizzourah! — November 21, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
15. presumbaly you wouldn’t give your gentials?
as for doing time to nail her.. bzzt pass. I now have “achy breaky hart” in my head.
#16 | Comment by garth2k — November 21, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
Still a butterface.
#17 | Comment by Nobody — November 21, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Somebody remind again. Why is she hot?
#18 | Comment by Mister — November 21, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
Jailbait FTW!
#19 | Comment by Kack — November 21, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
#11:
You, obviously, fail.
#20 | Comment by birdboy — November 21, 2008 @ 9:39 pm
#4: No, you’re wrong! (you see that awesome come-back there?) Vintage bikes are pretty fucking lame. Let’s see how cool vintage bikes are when you’re bombing down a mountain at 30+mph.
#21 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — November 21, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
IT’S MILEY!
IT’S A FELONY!
#22 | Comment by THEO — November 21, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Aaawwwhh, how wholesome ^_^
#23 | Comment by Tony — November 21, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
#22 – The Soup reference FTW.
#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 21, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
Nice legs. Butterface.
I don’t really get why anyone likes her, to be honest. She’s comfortably the wrong side of “plain”.
#25 | Comment by EmJee — November 22, 2008 @ 1:03 am
@ #15: you’re kidding, right? i definitely would NOT want her soggy parts all over my face, or any part of me.
bet her dog is cute. if i weren’t a cat person i’d get one. maybe.
perhaps not.
because she has one.
#26 | Comment by Anonamemouse — November 22, 2008 @ 5:50 am
#21
Vintage bikes aren’t meant to be used for “bombing down a mountain”. They are street bikes for the city. Getting an MTB in a city is like buying a Porsche for a beattrack.
#27 | Comment by Franc — November 22, 2008 @ 7:13 am
Seems the bike´s more interesting than the babe
#28 | Comment by walker4409 — November 22, 2008 @ 7:29 am
more Panettiere N Bell
#29 | Comment by Claire Bennet & Elle Bishop — November 22, 2008 @ 7:37 am
@28, Nailed it!
#30 | Comment by ravenx8706 — November 22, 2008 @ 8:21 am
I wish “Train Req” wasn’t such a stupid fucking pussy moron so I wouldn’t have to use my imagination.
#31 | Comment by Lock — November 22, 2008 @ 8:57 am
#31
Big brother caught him and slapped his ass
#32 | Comment by walker4409 — November 22, 2008 @ 9:33 am
awwww i’d love to be that bike seat!
#33 | Comment by sdfdsf — November 22, 2008 @ 11:07 am
what what?
#34 | Comment by Nigelbrown — November 22, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
the dog spotted the camera
#35 | Comment by Pirho — November 22, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
yumbz. totally.
#36 | Comment by ron dingleberry — November 22, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
I would trade a lifetime of freedom for a night with Smiley.
#37 | Comment by Kasia — November 23, 2008 @ 1:18 am
Dear website admin:
This post brings to light an issue that I’ve noticed. It may be time to change the banner pic for this site. The girls up there are all getting a little too old for the tastes displayed here. Might I suggest Miley, Selena, Miranda, Taylor Momsen, etc. etc.
This should be a fine update to your already outstanding contributions to the ‘nets.
#38 | Comment by diddleysquat — November 23, 2008 @ 2:25 am
#22: IT’S NO LONGER A FELONY!
She turned 16 today; I guess The Soup will have to change 🙂
#39 | Comment by flyboy — November 23, 2008 @ 11:09 am
i’d give anything to flap while smellin’ her bike seat 😀
#40 | Comment by impetigo — November 23, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
She looks really tall when shes? on a bike but it looks she needs to raise her seat up a little. But she still looks pretty =]
#41 | Comment by Find DoFollow Websites — November 23, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
She looks really tall when shes? on her bike. It appears she needs to raise her seat up higher. But she is still so pretty =]
#42 | Comment by Find DoFollow Websites — November 23, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
She looks really tall when shes? on her bike and she looks like she needs to raise her seat up a bit. But she still looks so pretty!
#43 | Comment by Find DoFollow Websites — November 23, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
I’m surprised nobody has commented on the random ass in image9. Not too bad imo.
#44 | Comment by mailman482 — November 23, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
Come on, if I wasn’t allowed to use the word Fail on the internet, what would I say about the guy above me who triple posted what was mediocre post to begin with?
And what do I say to #33 who basically said the exact samething as #15?
No sir, not saying fail, would fail.
#45 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 23, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
Also, people being more interested in an arguement over vintage bikes than the supposed pedo-riffic posted girl, is also a fail.
Anyways, everyone knows that unicycles are where it’s at.
#46 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 23, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
#38 resumes an interesting discussion. I suppose it’ll have to wait until Vanity Fair organizes another shoot.
Who the fuck is that black chick btw? Did she ever amount to anything?
I don’t think I ever fapped to her once, which makes her an exception in that banner.
#47 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
She was the kid from the Cosby show. She is Raven Symone also a disney child star.
#48 | Comment by Kee Man — November 23, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
20 year old boyfriend?
This guy is obviously total fucking loser. What 20 year old guy would date someone who’s 16 and probably a sophmore in High School? I don’t care if she’s Smiley or anyone else. He’s obviously a total tard or just dating her for career advancement.
Either way…LOSER!!
And why would her parents even let her date a 20 year old? LOSER…meet LOSER ALSO!
#49 | Comment by Timmyyyy — November 23, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
^^”What 20 year old guy would date someone who’s 16″?
-You’ve been to this website before haven’t you?
#50 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 24, 2008 @ 12:33 am
I say if a 16 year old can be attracted to a 20 year old then they should be able to do what they want.
#51 | Comment by Kee Man — November 24, 2008 @ 1:09 am
Can anyone explain why boyfriend and girlfriend sitting back to back in a café and don’t even look at each other? Is that a trick to keep the relationship interesting?
#52 | Comment by Franc — November 24, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
#51
Why do you sneak around the US-age of consent?
In SC it´s 14 btw, like in most european countries.
In Italy there´s an exception which allows “those
aged 13 to engage in sexual activity with a person
who is less than 3 years older”
And then The Vatican state with aoc.12…oh Lord
how can I thank you??!! Deo gratias!!!!
#53 | Comment by walker4409 — November 24, 2008 @ 3:42 pm
Yeah, the vatican… what can you expect from a state that was founded by pedophiles.
#54 | Comment by Franc — November 24, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
Normally i hate religion but seen from this angle
i´m deeply religious. Hail to the great Vatican-folks
#55 | Comment by walker4409 — November 24, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
They really have that in Italy? Fucking hell, that’s amazing. You’re a mine of information, Walker.
#56 | Comment by cobalt — November 24, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
#52 – I think he’s bashing one out and dont want the press to see.
#57 | Comment by psyper — November 25, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
I just heard her speak for the first time–I was stuck in a room for over 90 seconds until I could escape Hannah Montana. How long has she been smoking a pack a day, and can’t she afford a diction coach. She sounds like Loretta Lynn with throat cancer.
#58 | Comment by Mister — November 25, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
“I say if a 16 year old can be attracted to a 20 year old then they should be able to do what they want.”
LOL I agree
#59 | Comment by Drowned — November 27, 2008 @ 3:36 am
so if its legal to have sex with a 12 year old in the vatican is it ok to take pictures/videos of them?
#60 | Comment by Kee Man — November 28, 2008 @ 12:27 am
We see Miley on E! Soup, TMZ and all the other tabloid shows and magazines. Let’s get some fresh meat on this blog and open it up to some new skin.
Haley Williams (Paramore)
Amanda Cosgrove
Aly & AJ Michalka
etc…………………………………………………….
#61 | Comment by tmozes — December 2, 2008 @ 9:21 am