Monica Bellucci

Thanks to the November issue of Italian GQ, Justin has some new pictures of Monica for his fapping pleasure.

If only more Hollywood actresses shared Monica’s approach to her craft…

“I’m not scared by nudity, because for me, nothing is more beautiful than a body. You can have such an amazing emotion from a body…it’s a part of your job, an object you can work with. When you can have this kind of freedom, it’s the moment where you can give your best as an actress.”

FUN FACT: One of the world’s most beautiful women turned FORTY-FOUR at the end of September. O_O

50 thoughts on “Monica Bellucci

  1. I would!

    #1 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 18, 2008 @ 11:35 am

  2. and……I just did!

    #2 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 18, 2008 @ 11:36 am

  3. ^^^
    and it only took you one minute?

    wow.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 18, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  4. While we’re on 44 year olds we need some scans from the Blu-ray Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead. Tomei is looking hot too.

    Then maybe we can change the banner to like Sarandon and a bunch of old ladies for the seemingly changing (or maybe just broad) tastes of some. I like it all.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — November 18, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

  5. Wait, wait, there’s a number I’m trying to think of…

    Wait…

    … 1964. Yep, that’s the one.

    #5 | Comment by cobalt — November 18, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

  6. 1min and 08seconds tyvm AB, but to be fair I started earlier on the She-Bear post!

    (I really just wanted to avoid seeing douchebags who typed in 1st, 2nd, etc)

    #6 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 18, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

  7. sexiest.woman.ever…..EVER!

    #7 | Comment by Xan — November 18, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

  8. She never admitted her real date of birth. There
    are up and downs within the frame of four years.

    #8 | Comment by walker4409 — November 18, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

  9. Monica Belluci is THE hotness. Hands down. Like stand back for fear of being burned hotness.

    #9 | Comment by Zipcity — November 18, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

  10. #8 – that is correct. Monica may be as young as 40. still incredibly hot for that age.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 18, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  11. Eleventh!

    Pics need more nip, but I will fap to them anyway.

    #11 | Comment by Nobody — November 18, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

  12. Hardly to imagine how hot she was as a young
    girl then

    #12 | Comment by walker4409 — November 18, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

  13. That movie where there was an eight minute scene in which she was raped was soooooomthin else! Poor woman!

    #13 | Comment by SAM — November 18, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

  14. 13^^

    Think about it I would rather be Monica and get anal raped then the rapist…get my entire face caved in with a fire extinguisher.

    #14 | Comment by Jay — November 18, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

  15. “Iā€™m not scared by nudity” And yet she didnt get nude for this shoot? For shame!

    #15 | Comment by Pirho — November 18, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

  16. dang, I think I need to go home and queue up Brotherhood of the Wolf, and maybe Shoot Em Up… she really is fucking hot!

    #16 | Comment by Kacey3 — November 18, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

  17. DO WANT

    #17 | Comment by anti-pop — November 18, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

  18. #14, the rapist didn’t get his face pulverised. watch the scene and “The worm 9rapist)” is standing on the sidelines, wathcing the murder, an evil smile on his face.

    I watched “Irreversible” one time and thta was enough form e. that being said, it’s a powerful film a MB is dazzling in it, completely lovely and sad and full of life. And, if you have seen the film, and really got what it was about, then you know that the rape and the murcer afterwards are not the most horrible things in it.

    that being said, MB is in the top three most beuatiful creatures alive. Probably my number 1. I love her to death and she is a hell of an actress to boot.

    #18 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — November 18, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

  19. Now that’s a Cougar!!!!

    #19 | Comment by Mister — November 18, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

  20. Yumb.

    #20 | Comment by Kreuk — November 18, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

  21. Still one of the hottest women alive to be sure. To have a body like hers after all these years, and to be so naturally beautiful, is almost unfair.

    Really a stunning specimen. There is no one on the horizon her equal sadly. Not Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, no one. She just has that exotic, “I’m beautiful and I’m talented and I’m not afraid to take my clothes off” thing going for her.

    It’s the last I am most fond of. 0_o

    #21 | Comment by Zen Moon 7 — November 19, 2008 @ 1:20 am

  22. http://overlyrandom.com/gallery/monica_bellucci/

    Nipples Included

    #22 | Comment by JD — November 19, 2008 @ 3:02 am

  23. i saw her in shoot ’em up the otherday. NICE

    #23 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — November 19, 2008 @ 4:58 am

  24. For Justin

    #24 | Comment by walker4409 — November 19, 2008 @ 5:13 am

  25. She just looks like Amy Crackhouse without the drugs to me.. meh

    #25 | Comment by Meh — November 19, 2008 @ 7:30 am

  26. #25: F’n stupid gay idiot.

    #26 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — November 19, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  27. #25 – congrats, that just might be one of the stupidest things ever said on this site, and that’s quite a feat.

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 19, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

  28. LOL just cuz I dont find the woman attractive? wow lol but yeah it was a pretty good one lol woot go me

    #28 | Comment by Meh — November 19, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

  29. ^^^
    no, not just cuz of that. beauty is subjective, but to say Monica Bellucci in any way resembles Amy Winehouse (other than they are both brunettes) is just dumb.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 19, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

  30. ^^
    Angelbaby is in love

    #30 | Comment by walker4409 — November 19, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

  31. oki AB sorry I’ve offended yer post.. my bad lol wont happen again promise šŸ™‚

    #31 | Comment by Meh — November 19, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

  32. Beauty might be subjective, but holy shit, Amy Winehouse? Really?

    Dumb dumb dumb.

    #32 | Comment by Nobody — November 19, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

  33. over 40 and still yumby… what’s not to like šŸ™‚

    #33 | Comment by Jade — November 19, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

  34. Me thinks Meh is actually Amy Winehouse trying to find an excuse to put her name and perfection-known-as-Monica Bellucci in the same sentence.

    #34 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — November 19, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

  35. Overrated.

    That’s right, I said it.

    Not that she’s ugly or anything, but the hyperbole in these comments is ridiculous. I could name 10 women off the top of my head that I’d pork before Monica Bellucci.

    #35 | Comment by Tony — November 19, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  36. ^^^
    that’s cool. now name 10 forty year old women off the top of your head that you’d pork before Monica.

    not quite as easy, huh?

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 19, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

  37. Come on, Meh & Tony, don’t you know you have to kowtow to AB?

    Just admit it … Monica is hot, you would do her if you could, but (like the rest of us) you’ll never get the chance, which is why you’re on this site.

    #37 | Comment by The Only Democrat Here — November 19, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

  38. this site might have just jumped the shark.. old air brushed non nude “ladies”.. far cry from the old days..
    cringe.

    #38 | Comment by yawn — November 19, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

  39. #35 – It’s funny but I had the opposite reaction. I’ve never thought too much about Monica Belluci either way, not because she isn’t attractive but mainly because with the number of chicks hollywood throws at you some get lost in the shuffle (insert your own 5-knuckle shuffle joke here).

    But after looking at these pics, I pretty much agree with all of the hyperbole on this post. We should all be so luck as to date a beautiful 48-year old like this when we are 65.

    Oh, and speaking of the ten things I wouldn’t mind doing off the top of her head:
    http://overlyrandom.com/gallery/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci_25.html

    #39 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 19, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

  40. #37 – oh, how cute…one lonely moonbat still has a redass over the Obama post. adorable.

    shouldn’t you be deliriously happy now that America’s Golden Age is just around the corner? for some reason you still sound cranky and constipated. i’ve heard prune juice can help with one of those problems, i’ll let you figure out which.

    #40 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 19, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

  41. super ultimate MILF of the universe

    #41 | Comment by duffmuff — November 19, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

  42. da Vinci, Botticelli or Raphael couldn’t create Italian art as fine as this. Definitely the most donna bella EVER!!

    #42 | Comment by Timmyyyy — November 20, 2008 @ 12:19 am

  43. Would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would, ad inifinitum, even if it chafed my cock to oblivion and back.

    #43 | Comment by EmJee — November 20, 2008 @ 4:13 am

  44. Sometimes an old girl comes around who is really
    hot, always had a crush on Rachel Blakely (Lost
    World). The way she shows her tits is delicious. Fap.

    #44 | Comment by walker4409 — November 20, 2008 @ 5:48 am

  45. Agree with #38. If I want women with osteoporosis I can watch the Hallmark channel.

    Enough blowing smoke up Monica’s old Italian ass and back to the pubescent poontang, per favore.

    #45 | Comment by cobalt — November 20, 2008 @ 6:07 am

  46. #36: Who said anything about restricting this to 40 year old women? I don’t have a time machine, I can’t go back in time and go get 34 year old Monica Bellucci. It’s all about the present, woman. If given carte blanche over all the world’s pussy, here’s ten women I’d bury my bone in before Monica Bellucci:

    – Salma Hayek

    Actually, I could just stop there. Anyone who says they’d take Monica over Salma is blind or gay. And she’s over forty, so there! But I’m gonna keep going anyway:

    – Jennifer Connelly
    – Natalie Portman
    – Emmanuelle Beart
    – Kate Walsh, in a Caddy
    – Christina Hendricks and her big tits and round ass
    – Catherine Zeta-Jones
    – Mila Kunis
    – Hillary Duff, who was fuckin’ SLUTTY HOT in that terrible John Cusack war movie
    – Eva Mendez
    – Anne Hathaway
    – Jordana Brewster — where is she by the way?
    – Ali Larter
    – Rosario Dawson
    – Marisa Tomei, an eyetalian
    – Jennifer Esposito, another eyetalian
    – Alyssa Milano, oh snap a third eyetalian!

    Okay, so that was like twenty instead of ten, and I didn’t even tap my inner pedobear or else you know Emma Watson’s hairy pussy would be on that list too.

    So enough with the hyperbole. Unless you’re talking about Jennifer Connelly or Natalie Portman, “sexiest woman alive” is an exaggeration.

    #46 | Comment by Tony — November 20, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  47. And calling Salma Hayek “sexiest woman alive” is incorrect since she’s a sex goddess. Well, technically a muse, but you know what I mean.

    #47 | Comment by Tony — November 20, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

  48. @#46

    dunno, i mean, salma has a very tight body, but monica looks like she wouldn’t even ask for permission when hungry of a weewee

    #48 | Comment by OhMyDog — November 21, 2008 @ 3:18 am

  49. 46, 47, 48

    Only one problem. Salma Hayek is a total bitch with huge attitude (and tits!). Guaranteed, you’d barely get the tip in and want to kill her. You’d be thinking to yourself, hurry up and shoot my load so I can get the fuck outta here.

    #49 | Comment by Timmyyyy — November 23, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

  50. I heart boobs, specially Monica’s :bowdown:

    #50 | Comment by Jailbait — November 27, 2008 @ 3:37 am

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