Hayden…please accept a bit of advice from someone who like yourself was not blessed with the grandest of chestly endowments. When we shop for a strapless dress, what we’re shooting for is something that pushes the girls together and up, not apart and down.
In other words…UR DOIN IT WRONG.
ps. Whatever you do, don’t let your gaze linger on the older woman in light blue behind Hayden. You have been warned.
I like the the older woman, in light blue behind Hayden that I’ve been warned of, more. She’s hot
#1 | Comment by Bob — January 20, 2009 @ 12:23 am
Me likey a little hayden boobage… down and the the left/right or not
#2 | Comment by TheMan — January 20, 2009 @ 12:46 am
Even doing it wrong is still so RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
#3 | Comment by pwrdrive — January 20, 2009 @ 1:18 am
Mmmm my favorite giant midget girl ^_^
I can help her adjust the front of that dress…
#4 | Comment by dex — January 20, 2009 @ 1:20 am
that old lady must be in SAG, not the actors guild, but the pancaked tittays saggin’
#5 | Comment by YourMother — January 20, 2009 @ 2:00 am
i wanna shave the cheerleader
#6 | Comment by YourMother — January 20, 2009 @ 2:02 am
I still wanna make babies with her.
#7 | Comment by Dirty Young Man — January 20, 2009 @ 2:16 am
Uh oh…pushin’ maximum density and the titties are pancaking. ABORT MISSION!!!
#8 | Comment by TimmyWalnuts — January 20, 2009 @ 2:31 am
Small enough that they really can’t be messed up, which is why yours should be paraded about AB. Everyone love’s them. She could look a LOT worse and I’d still be loving it. As long as she doesn’t lose her voice.
#9 | Comment by Kewtr — January 20, 2009 @ 2:49 am
Ms. Warthog Face is a lumberjack – she permanently felled my wood.
#10 | Comment by zilch — January 20, 2009 @ 5:17 am
The one in the blue is a MILF
Mother Is Lookin Fugly
#11 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — January 20, 2009 @ 5:33 am
I don’t quite understand, AB. Maybe you should post some pics to illustrate your point.
#12 | Comment by cobalt — January 20, 2009 @ 6:19 am
I agree with #12. All those in favor say I
#13 | Comment by Pirho — January 20, 2009 @ 6:47 am
Hmmm dwarf girl is very pretty in these photos.
#14 | Comment by smash — January 20, 2009 @ 6:50 am
I
#15 | Comment by Kai — January 20, 2009 @ 7:04 am
You warned us not to linger, so of course that was exactly what I did. I wish I hadn’t, but I did. (shiver) I don’t feel so good.
#16 | Comment by Greggmcg — January 20, 2009 @ 7:24 am
I’ve always said I wanted to nail Hayden, and I still do.
But…
Based on the look on her face in pic #5, I may have fkd her already!
She has that common look most women have after being kicked out of my hotel room at 4AM while thinking…”OMG, I can’t believe I fit that in my ass!”
She’s even standing funny the way most do!
Odd!!!
#17 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 20, 2009 @ 9:43 am
Moar Hayden P
#18 | Comment by Hayden Panettiere — January 20, 2009 @ 10:27 am
Moar Kristen Bell
#19 | Comment by Kristen Bell — January 20, 2009 @ 10:27 am
The woman in the blue is what Hayden will look like in 40 years.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — January 20, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
No,the woman in light blue the older one looks like the fuckin phantom of the opera…can you imagine what she would look like without makeup..she probably thinks she is hot…anyone want deatails of how
#21 | Comment by al — January 20, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
hot my sis was last night when I fucked her?
#22 | Comment by al — January 20, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
I can’t decide if her mom looks more like the Crypt Keeper or Iron Maiden’s Eddie.
#23 | Comment by Lureman — January 20, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
Those photos need to be Shop’d to blur the background, fo sho…or maybe add a paper bag over the old lady….the saggy boobage I can deal with, the Michael face, I cannot.
#24 | Comment by Kreuk — January 20, 2009 @ 3:50 pm
Prove that you’re not well endowed, Angelbaby!
#25 | Comment by Huron — January 20, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
Ok AB the I’s have it. Time to cough up the photos. And this http://dontlinkthis.net/hi.html does not count
#26 | Comment by Pirho — January 20, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
It’s not the size of the boobs that matters.
It’s the size of the heart behind them.
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 20, 2009 @ 8:36 pm
26.. *shudder*.. i’m scared.
#28 | Comment by garth — January 20, 2009 @ 8:38 pm
How can AB post pictures when “she” is probably a 40 year old dude? Anyway, the AB “mystery” aside, I think Hayden’s booblies are very cute. Smaller boobs are nice in their own way. And it’s makes it easier to detect breast cancer earlier. Less room for those evil malignant tumors to hide in. The woman in blue reminds me of Michael Jackson for some reason…
#29 | Comment by hayden's stalker — January 20, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
^^^
obviously you haven’t been paying attention. i’m a 30-something dude from brunei who has a wife and a kid. try keeping up.
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 20, 2009 @ 9:54 pm
#20 – That women actually looks more like the product of too many years of plastic surgery. So I don’t think thats how Hayden will look in 40 years. More like what Ashley Simpson will look like in 5 to 10 years.
Oh and “I”.
#31 | Comment by evil monkey — January 20, 2009 @ 11:07 pm
Her titties are fine, I like small tits better anyways. Moar Julianna
#32 | Comment by Nugblaze — January 20, 2009 @ 11:18 pm
If I hadn’t stopped giving a shit about Hayden Panettiere about two years ago, I might actually care about this.
#33 | Comment by Tony — January 20, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
Like a couple of pancakes…
#34 | Comment by Jeff — January 21, 2009 @ 12:32 am
Dude, haydens eyes look SCARY in pic#3, with all the death black outline on them. I thought she was all beautiful, till I looked into her eyes and saw death and darkness and misery and pain.
#35 | Comment by birdboy — January 21, 2009 @ 12:33 am
I´ve tried keeping up with the Joneses but it´s
too confusing, AB is the dude from Brunei and not
Justin? He must be from SC then?? And what kind
of guy calls himself Angelbaby?
#36 | Comment by walker4409 — January 21, 2009 @ 5:58 am
It’s fucking ‘Aye’, not ‘I’, fools. How do you ever expect to see Angelbaby’s
gunsrack if you can’t manage that?#37 | Comment by cobalt — January 21, 2009 @ 7:04 am
AB is the chick, Justin is the dude, get it right.
#38 | Comment by Pirho — January 21, 2009 @ 7:27 am
i’m only 28!
#39 | Comment by Justin — January 21, 2009 @ 7:54 am
^^^
lolz pwnt.
#40 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 21, 2009 @ 8:00 am
Hayden…please accept a bit of advice from someone who like yourself was not blessed with the grandest of chestly endowments.
Posted by : AngelBaby
So if AB is a dude, then he is a cross dressing one. 🙂
#41 | Comment by Pirho — January 21, 2009 @ 11:57 am
^^Or maybe she is a chubby dude with man-titties.
So put me in the Aye column if a chick, and in the Nay column if cross-dresser or fat dude.
#42 | Comment by evil monkey — January 21, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
We will never see AB /Justin, but it looks like
we deal with one guy here
#43 | Comment by walker4409 — January 21, 2009 @ 3:13 pm
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. She does not have boobs. She has pecks. And that’s what I’ll keep believing until she shows us otherwise.
#44 | Comment by OpticTygre — January 21, 2009 @ 3:47 pm
so average she is
#45 | Comment by lawl — January 21, 2009 @ 8:36 pm
she looks absolutely terrible in that dress by the way, would look better in sweatpants and a tshirt
#46 | Comment by lawl — January 21, 2009 @ 8:37 pm
Jesus I couldn’t focus because I kept recoiling in horror from the “poster-troll for wrong plastic surgery” that was lurking in the background.
#47 | Comment by Mister — January 21, 2009 @ 8:58 pm
Fat teenage boy tits…
#48 | Comment by Jeff — January 21, 2009 @ 10:59 pm
I love fapping to Hayden’s mom.
#49 | Comment by Anonymous — January 22, 2009 @ 1:04 pm
Thanks for the warning, that actually drew my attention right to it.
It’s like looking at a train wreck and the sun all at once. You can’t look away but you can still feel your eyes burning out of your sockets.
#50 | Comment by oofoo — January 31, 2009 @ 9:09 pm