Well, I, for one, would like to thank our friends at Russian Maxim for the extreme and painful erection that is now ni my pants. My God. I would wreck that beautiful tight body.
#13 |
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by Rod Stiffington — January 21, 2009 @
6:49 am
No thanks, I like my women without STDs. She looks like a cheap Hegre knock-off who’d steal your passport the moment you fell asleep, probably from the Polonium 210 she slipped into your coffee.
#14 |
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by cobalt — January 21, 2009 @
6:57 am
I supposes I would nail her if there were no other options
#15 |
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by MacDaddy — January 21, 2009 @
9:27 am
she’s so fucking hot, but her accent is atrocious.
#16 |
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by Mike — January 21, 2009 @
9:55 am
More Bell N Panettiere
#17 |
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by Mystery Box — January 21, 2009 @
11:34 am
No Bush?
#18 |
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by Pirho — January 21, 2009 @
11:55 am
Damn.
That is all.
#19 |
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by asdf — January 21, 2009 @
12:10 pm
11… going down on Strawberry Fields is nothing to get hung about.
Watch her in “Hitman HD” you will not be disappointed!
#23 |
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by Justin's better half — January 21, 2009 @
3:32 pm
I saw a couple other shots from this shoot. She has a nice landing strip.
#24 |
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by Jimbo — January 21, 2009 @
3:55 pm
24, and these shots are located where???
#25 |
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by Brian — January 21, 2009 @
6:54 pm
She has an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good
#26 |
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by R. Burgundy — January 21, 2009 @
7:01 pm
I’d totally Olga her Kurylenko. Yeah, her scenes in Hitman made sitting through that atrocious movie worth it. Max Payne?…not so much.
Yeah, Olga >>> Gemma.
#27 |
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by Phil says, "huh?" — January 21, 2009 @
7:34 pm
More gum than Wrigleys, but otherwise fucking hot.
#28 |
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by Mister — January 21, 2009 @
8:59 pm
Re Gemma Arterton:
“Washington, May 10: New Bond girl Gemma Arterton has revealed that she was born with some deformities – an extra finger on each hand and a “crumpled ear”.
The 22-year-old revealed that as a baby she underwent treatment to have her extra digits removed, which involved having the sixth fingers “tied” so they fell off naturally – leaving her with small lumps on the side of her hands.”
#29 |
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by EmJee — January 21, 2009 @
9:57 pm
Ohhh…Thank you AngelBaby!
I’ve just seen an angel who’s gonna have my baby!
#30 |
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by TimmyWalnuts — January 22, 2009 @
12:06 am
face is a low 5, but I give the body a solid 9. meh, that’s why we invented paper bags.
#31 |
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by Bitchy Babooshka — January 22, 2009 @
1:39 am
#29: She just got more attractive to me….
#32 |
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by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @
10:50 am
Oh, and AB: can we get another back-to-back fully nude post with Helena Christensen’s new nude photoshoot? 41 and still killin’ it. I know that’s about 25 years too old for some but, c’mon…
#33 |
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by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @
1:29 pm
Arterton > The Russian.
With Arterton you’re getting a bit of English class. I’d take her over Olga every day of the year, partly because you know that the one day you chose Olga would be the one she’d OD on prescription drugs in your bathroom and implicate you in her death. It’d be like Heath Ledger reversed, only with shittier acting and Russian gangsters turning up at your door.
#34 |
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by cobalt — January 22, 2009 @
2:54 pm
Best part of Max Payne, is when he tells her to get out…lawl.
#35 |
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by Kreuk — January 22, 2009 @
3:58 pm
#34: Just because she’s English doesn’t necessarily mean she’s got class.
#36 |
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by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @
9:18 pm
Stupenda!
@8: It is, starting 2 days ago.
#37 |
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by Metacarpal — January 23, 2009 @
12:15 am
#34 – I’ll take russian ass over british class anyday.
Easy joke, but it’s still true. You cant fuck class, but you sure as hell can pound a nice little ass.
#38 |
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by evil monkey — January 23, 2009 @
2:51 am
my boobs are bigger
#39 |
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by Atlas — January 23, 2009 @
5:47 pm
I like her butt. It makes me happy.
#40 |
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by The Pope — January 23, 2009 @
10:40 pm
#39: You’d better be a girl. Otherwise, that’s just disturbing.
#41 |
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by alberach — January 24, 2009 @
7:57 am
Nice. Very nice.
#1 | Comment by Nobody — January 21, 2009 @ 1:40 am
Nice way to start the day. She is very yumby.
#2 | Comment by someguy — January 21, 2009 @ 1:55 am
MYSTERY BE GONE!
#3 | Comment by Bob — January 21, 2009 @ 1:58 am
She is the hottest thing on the planet !
wait…alien planets just called in to vote , nope she is the best in the Universe !
#4 | Comment by jon — January 21, 2009 @ 2:06 am
Olga3 is the one for me.
Surprisingly, she is way hotter than the last chick I found myself inside. I’ve got to do something different.
#5 | Comment by Kewtr — January 21, 2009 @ 2:17 am
The one with the fingers pointing out of her head…. kinda reminds me of Miley…. if only
#6 | Comment by Boo — January 21, 2009 @ 2:41 am
She’s a good 15 years too old for most of this crowd, I know, but for me Olga is fucking perfection.
#7 | Comment by EmJee — January 21, 2009 @ 2:50 am
I hope America starts becoming more like Russia…
#8 | Comment by dex — January 21, 2009 @ 3:47 am
Oh my god… She is sooo gorgeous!!!
She has a beautiful body and a cute smile, makes me want to learn Ukrainian!
#9 | Comment by Brian — January 21, 2009 @ 4:41 am
Damn, that girl has… high-resolution breasts.
Why doesn’t US Maxim publish nudes? We’re missing out here in the states.
#10 | Comment by bookofgirls — January 21, 2009 @ 4:50 am
as enjoyable as these are,
gemma arterton > olga
i loves to eat some strawberry fields. . . .
#11 | Comment by zilch — January 21, 2009 @ 5:14 am
A model scout discovered her when she was 13
#12 | Comment by walker4409 — January 21, 2009 @ 5:44 am
Well, I, for one, would like to thank our friends at Russian Maxim for the extreme and painful erection that is now ni my pants. My God. I would wreck that beautiful tight body.
#13 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — January 21, 2009 @ 6:49 am
No thanks, I like my women without STDs. She looks like a cheap Hegre knock-off who’d steal your passport the moment you fell asleep, probably from the Polonium 210 she slipped into your coffee.
#14 | Comment by cobalt — January 21, 2009 @ 6:57 am
I supposes I would nail her if there were no other options
#15 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 21, 2009 @ 9:27 am
she’s so fucking hot, but her accent is atrocious.
#16 | Comment by Mike — January 21, 2009 @ 9:55 am
More Bell N Panettiere
#17 | Comment by Mystery Box — January 21, 2009 @ 11:34 am
No Bush?
#18 | Comment by Pirho — January 21, 2009 @ 11:55 am
Damn.
That is all.
#19 | Comment by asdf — January 21, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
11… going down on Strawberry Fields is nothing to get hung about.
#20 | Comment by Guy Perkins — January 21, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
Russian Maxim shows us exactly why our Maxim fails. I suppose based on this alone, the Russians have officially won the cold war.
And Olga>>>Gemma. Who would have thought a girl named Olga could be this hot anyways.
#21 | Comment by evil monkey — January 21, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
Gemma Arterton has man-face, its sad but true.
Olga is cute, and has an awesome lil arse.
#22 | Comment by MIK — January 21, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
Watch her in “Hitman HD” you will not be disappointed!
#23 | Comment by Justin's better half — January 21, 2009 @ 3:32 pm
I saw a couple other shots from this shoot. She has a nice landing strip.
#24 | Comment by Jimbo — January 21, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
24, and these shots are located where???
#25 | Comment by Brian — January 21, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
She has an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good
#26 | Comment by R. Burgundy — January 21, 2009 @ 7:01 pm
I’d totally Olga her Kurylenko. Yeah, her scenes in Hitman made sitting through that atrocious movie worth it. Max Payne?…not so much.
Yeah, Olga >>> Gemma.
#27 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — January 21, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
More gum than Wrigleys, but otherwise fucking hot.
#28 | Comment by Mister — January 21, 2009 @ 8:59 pm
Re Gemma Arterton:
“Washington, May 10: New Bond girl Gemma Arterton has revealed that she was born with some deformities – an extra finger on each hand and a “crumpled ear”.
The 22-year-old revealed that as a baby she underwent treatment to have her extra digits removed, which involved having the sixth fingers “tied” so they fell off naturally – leaving her with small lumps on the side of her hands.”
From here: http://www.topnews.in/light/bond-girl-gemma-arterton-was-born-six-fingers-and-crumpled-ear-210665
No fucking thank you! Olga FTW!
#29 | Comment by EmJee — January 21, 2009 @ 9:57 pm
Ohhh…Thank you AngelBaby!
I’ve just seen an angel who’s gonna have my baby!
#30 | Comment by TimmyWalnuts — January 22, 2009 @ 12:06 am
face is a low 5, but I give the body a solid 9. meh, that’s why we invented paper bags.
#31 | Comment by Bitchy Babooshka — January 22, 2009 @ 1:39 am
#29: She just got more attractive to me….
#32 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @ 10:50 am
Oh, and AB: can we get another back-to-back fully nude post with Helena Christensen’s new nude photoshoot? 41 and still killin’ it. I know that’s about 25 years too old for some but, c’mon…
#33 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
Arterton > The Russian.
With Arterton you’re getting a bit of English class. I’d take her over Olga every day of the year, partly because you know that the one day you chose Olga would be the one she’d OD on prescription drugs in your bathroom and implicate you in her death. It’d be like Heath Ledger reversed, only with shittier acting and Russian gangsters turning up at your door.
#34 | Comment by cobalt — January 22, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
Best part of Max Payne, is when he tells her to get out…lawl.
#35 | Comment by Kreuk — January 22, 2009 @ 3:58 pm
#34: Just because she’s English doesn’t necessarily mean she’s got class.
#36 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — January 22, 2009 @ 9:18 pm
Stupenda!
@8: It is, starting 2 days ago.
#37 | Comment by Metacarpal — January 23, 2009 @ 12:15 am
#34 – I’ll take russian ass over british class anyday.
Easy joke, but it’s still true. You cant fuck class, but you sure as hell can pound a nice little ass.
#38 | Comment by evil monkey — January 23, 2009 @ 2:51 am
my boobs are bigger
#39 | Comment by Atlas — January 23, 2009 @ 5:47 pm
I like her butt. It makes me happy.
#40 | Comment by The Pope — January 23, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
#39: You’d better be a girl. Otherwise, that’s just disturbing.
#41 | Comment by alberach — January 24, 2009 @ 7:57 am