Blacktastic!

I’m not sure a return to the good ol’ days of blaxplotation is the change everyone had in mind when the United States got her first African-American president, but I’m seeing this movie the day it opens.

Can we still make fun of racial stereotypes? Yes we can!

34 thoughts on “Blacktastic!

  1. Also I saw one of my favorite porn chicks in the bed there (Charmane Star). I will be seeing this one.

    #1 | Comment by Kewtr — January 24, 2009 @ 3:00 am

  2. makes me wanna bust some caps in some brotha’s asses

    #2 | Comment by bad ass muthafucker — January 24, 2009 @ 3:24 am

  3. I guess we should expect all movies to look like this for the next 4 years.

    #3 | Comment by dex — January 24, 2009 @ 3:25 am

  4. That’s funny, it makes me wanna bus-a-cap in a cracka’s ass!

    #4 | Comment by Bob — January 24, 2009 @ 3:58 am

  5. #3 – yes we can.

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 24, 2009 @ 4:00 am

  6. What the fuck Angelbaby? The US of Ass is no fucking woman. If that were the case we’d all be making sammiches for Europeans. Fuck!

    #6 | Comment by aoidjodj — January 24, 2009 @ 4:25 am

  7. Don’t wake up the other bitches.

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — January 24, 2009 @ 4:32 am

  8. #4- Yeah, boooyyyyyyeeeeee!!!!

    #8 | Comment by bad ass muthafucker — January 24, 2009 @ 4:43 am

  9. By the way, the white girl in his bed is Charlotte Stokley.

    http://charlottestokely.com/

    #9 | Comment by dex — January 24, 2009 @ 5:09 am

  10. #3 lol, good point. Perhaps Hollywood is getting tired of superhero movies that only appeal to autistic 13-year-olds.

    This looks like it could actually be funny. There’s some excellent stunt work in the trailer. And hot chicks. “Baltimore Colts all-star running back”, hahaha. It reminds of the TV series they make in Boogie Nights.

    To me the most bizarre thing about the original Blaxploitation films is that they take themselves quite seriously, as if they were more than a cinematic gimmick.

    #10 | Comment by cobalt — January 24, 2009 @ 7:57 am

  11. “Don’t wake up the other bitches” is a classic line. But the truth is that they’ve really only intentionally made a movie as funny as the blaxpoitation films were unintenionally doing. For anyone who has ever seen Dolemite, they would probably agree that it also looks like a great spoof of blaxpoitation movies if it wasn’t for the fact it was a real blaxpoitation movie. Classic line of that movie is after finishing up and refusing to pay a hooker “I’m Joe Blow the lover man, you should be paying me”.

    Oh, and I learned something today, apparently Arsenio Hall is still alive (see @ 45 seconds).

    #11 | Comment by evil monkey — January 24, 2009 @ 9:09 am

  12. I liked this movie when it was called “Pootie Tang”.

    Sa da tay!

    #12 | Comment by THEO — January 24, 2009 @ 10:39 am

  13. Maybe instead of this crap you could post some fucking pics of Emma Roberts or something ? Just an idea.

    #13 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — January 24, 2009 @ 11:18 am

  14. ^^^
    maybe instead of commenting like a douche you could STFU. just a thought.

    we get it…you’ve got a gigant boner for Emma Roberts. lucky for you, google image search is just a hop, skip and a click away. go to town, sparky.

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 24, 2009 @ 11:22 am

  15. that was a really gay clip

    #15 | Comment by bthft — January 24, 2009 @ 12:04 pm

  16. @#14. lawlz

    #16 | Comment by Xan — January 24, 2009 @ 1:04 pm

  17. by the way Rod, usemycomputer.com has some nice hi rez pics of emma on there front page.

    #17 | Comment by Xan — January 24, 2009 @ 1:09 pm

  18. What else can we say except. “DYNOMITE!”

    #18 | Comment by Pirho — January 24, 2009 @ 2:37 pm

  19. Whoever AB is, i don´t know it, but on all accounts
    it´s a brilliant person

    #19 | Comment by walker4409 — January 24, 2009 @ 3:55 pm

  20. The USA IS a WOMAN because any country with significant military power is considered feminine. Go back to 5th grade.

    #20 | Comment by fecal matters — January 24, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

  21. Si se puede

    #21 | Comment by Steampunk — January 24, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

  22. Is Justin still alive? And as long as AngelBaby keeps posting, does anyone really give a fuck?

    #22 | Comment by Kthulhu — January 25, 2009 @ 2:04 am

  23. ^^^
    if Justin faps in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 25, 2009 @ 2:38 am

  24. ^^^what kind of lube is he using? lol…..ew

    @#22. not really.

    lot of pervert pedo previews before paul blart:mall cop…..5/5 movie btw.

    #24 | Comment by Xan — January 25, 2009 @ 4:26 am

  25. Wtf when Justin faps, I hear it. I have the microshits in my brain.

    #25 | Comment by Bubba — January 25, 2009 @ 4:48 am

  26. Thanks, Xan. Never seent that site before … it’s awesome. So is this: http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?i=/indeximages/2009/January/EmmaRobertsMMPhotoshootJan2009110.jpg

    #26 | Comment by John Cocktoastin — January 25, 2009 @ 9:21 am

  27. So then who was the BLACK chick in bed? She had great boobs!

    #27 | Comment by ZoomBoy — January 25, 2009 @ 10:31 am

  28. oh my god angelbaby is killing you guys! LOL!
    anyways this movie looks like its going to be funny as shit and i cant wait to see it

    #28 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — January 25, 2009 @ 3:47 pm

  29. @23 – Does anyone hear it? Probably just the little boy he has tied to a tree.

    #29 | Comment by evil monkey — January 25, 2009 @ 3:47 pm

  30. Hell yeah we can! Nothing is above satire.

    #30 | Comment by mike skoop — January 25, 2009 @ 4:25 pm

  31. DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER

    #31 | Comment by gulliver — January 25, 2009 @ 4:44 pm

  32. “DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER”

    Yeah, this movie is less an homage to Dolemite and more of a ripoff. At least they did a good job of ripping it off and didn’t just make it a farce/piece of crap like Undercover Brother.

    #32 | Comment by ActionSatisfaction — January 25, 2009 @ 6:35 pm

  33. Yeah bwoy

    #33 | Comment by ramirezeze — January 26, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

  34. I thought I just say Boxy Brown….

    #34 | Comment by Mr_SaMSa — January 28, 2009 @ 12:06 am

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