Boy…material from the celeb hottie front has been nearly nonexistent lately. But here’s a little something from the February edition of Max magazine out of Italy.
It features one of Fubar’s original “banner girls” from the infamous Vanity Fair cover back in 2003.
Rumor has it that Evan is dating Mickey Rourke (ew), who played her father in The Wrestler. Don’t forget that her last boyfriend was Marilyn Manson, so I think it’s safe to say that the girl’s got some issues.
By the way, for the whiners, I’m fairly certain you can’t find these pics up at Egotastic or WWTDD right now, although I’m sure there are some great shots of busted Hohan or some other grossness on those sites. Enjoy.
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#1 | Comment by Nick — February 26, 2009 @ 6:25 pm
Holy shit. A new post ? That’s it. I’m going to buy a Mega Millions ticket. There’s magic in the air.
#2 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 26, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
crazy delicious. this is one we need moar of!
#3 | Comment by berkley — February 26, 2009 @ 9:12 pm
oh, and AB, do i sense some rivalry brewing here between you and the other blogs you referenced? i am a big fan of wwtdd, but at the same time, i usually prefer the girls here even if the wit is better at the competitors…
#4 | Comment by berkley — February 26, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
^^^
no rivalries as far as i’m concerned, i think those sites and ours are only mildly similar. i only mentioned them because i’ve seen a few people bring them up in comments over the past several days. it should be apparent to anyone paying attention that all sites like this basically draw their posting material from the same places.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 26, 2009 @ 9:21 pm
AB – agreed. there’s only so many fucking bikini pictures of kim wideassian and no-name eurowhores i can handle from egotastic.
still, we’re in withdrawal. we crave sugar. don’t blame the diabetic, blame the disease.
#6 | Comment by zilch — February 26, 2009 @ 9:25 pm
Fucking old. These got posted on WWTD do 8 months ago. Everyone has seen them now.
Lame.
FTLWTF!
…
Well, if I don’t post it, somebody will.
Can I have a cookie?
#7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 26, 2009 @ 9:26 pm
I love Good & Plenty!
#8 | Comment by zomg — February 26, 2009 @ 9:41 pm
Quote from old article: ” Well… maybe except for Raven Simone. Is she still even jailbait? How old is she anyway? Does anybody even care? I know George Bush doesn’t (oh snap!).”
Oh George Bush, you did not care about black people.
#9 | Comment by Jack — February 26, 2009 @ 9:55 pm
great lol
#10 | Comment by lawl — February 26, 2009 @ 10:28 pm
Man, I remember bitching about content of this site a long time ago. Even got the G_d gun pulled on me when I posted a long rant on AB being a ………
I still come back though. Nostalgia – I remember when Justin used a different url, so damn long ago I forgot the friggin name. Negative obsessions – I hate Chobot and Alba too. Oh yeah, those other sites don’t have super Hi Res like this joint.
#11 | Comment by BobBobson — February 26, 2009 @ 11:40 pm
shes not dating Rourke. She said he gives her the creeps when hes always hanging onto her during the premier and what not.
#12 | Comment by Hamish — February 26, 2009 @ 11:53 pm
I love Evan Rachel Wood! She’s gorgeous and fuckin’ crazy! A three way with her and Zooey Deschanel would just make my decade.
#13 | Comment by Tony — February 27, 2009 @ 12:41 am
Yes these are hi-res, but you missed the best one!
http://egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0708/evan-rachel-wood-gq-07.jpg&info=Evan Rachel Wood Nipple Slip Pictures from GQ Magazine
#14 | Comment by Haciers — February 27, 2009 @ 2:55 am
“By the way, for the whiners, I’m fairly certain you can’t find these pics up at Egotastic or WWTDD right now”
True, but aren’t they the same basic pics as those from August 2007:
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/evan-rachel-wood/evan-rachel-wood-nipple-slip-in-gq-magazine-002719
Oh well. I guess it’s better than nothing.
#15 | Comment by evil monkey — February 27, 2009 @ 3:28 am
now if we can only get Justin to stop fapping to Lazytown and post himself.
#16 | Comment by Pirho — February 27, 2009 @ 7:29 am
mickey rourke…she’s so fucked up, she might as well be dating joaquin phoenix right now….
#17 | Comment by Milton McFuck — February 27, 2009 @ 10:07 am
That nipslip is blatantly modified. How did everyone else’s experience of ERW’s nipples in Across the Universe differ from mine to such an extent that you’re prepared to believe they would show up jet black like that?
We should have known these were old. Every pic I see of her these days looks like a poor-man’s Dita Von Tesse waxwork.
Across the Universe is a painfully bad movie, btw. If you hold the Beatles discography in any sort of acclaim whatsoever stay well away from it. It’s like watching an old friend being raped by MTV.
#18 | Comment by cobalt — February 27, 2009 @ 11:34 am
I can never remember who this girl is!
Looks like I haven’t seen a single movie or TV show she was in!
#19 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 27, 2009 @ 11:39 am
#14/15 – oh wells. leave it to the lazy italians to use pics that are almost 2 years old. i tried.
fail. 🙁
#20 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 27, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
meh on ERW, woot on a new post.
#21 | Comment by Xan — February 27, 2009 @ 6:16 pm
Would molest.
#22 | Comment by Jenesis — February 27, 2009 @ 9:58 pm
I thought I read somewhere she’s dating Marilyn Manson now?
#23 | Comment by Soil — February 27, 2009 @ 10:27 pm
^^^
no, they broke up last year.well, i’ll be damned…they just got back together this week it seems.#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 27, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
How much I´d love to tap that ass…!
#25 | Comment by Jeff — February 27, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
Well I have not seen these pictures yet …MMMmmmm! So to celebrate (get off) I am going to make a special visit to my sisters’ bedroom
#26 | Comment by al — February 28, 2009 @ 8:36 am
Her face is Humongous!!! It’s like a freakn’ football field.
#27 | Comment by bob — February 28, 2009 @ 8:51 am
#24: Really? That’s proof that love is not only blind but also unconcerned by the prospect of contracting Herpes.
MM: “Will you stay with me, even knowing that I have Herpes?”
ERW: “Yes, I will.”
#28 | Comment by cobalt — February 28, 2009 @ 9:05 am
i like the way she looks. skinny as fuck. tight little rack.
bad tattoo, though.
#29 | Comment by yesyesyall — February 28, 2009 @ 9:59 am
SKANK!!!
#30 | Comment by OsamaBinLaden — February 28, 2009 @ 11:47 am
She was nice in “Digging to china” but her career
must be all fucked up when she needs to boost it
by fucking with a freak like Manson.
#31 | Comment by walker4409 — February 28, 2009 @ 7:24 pm
If you think she’s fucked up now just wait. Mick will do shit to her she won’t even tell her shrink. Somebody will find her in some shitty Vegas hotel dressed in a latex catsuit, hanging dead from a light fixture .
#32 | Comment by mister — March 1, 2009 @ 4:23 pm
I fucked my sister….again
#33 | Comment by al — March 11, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
egotastic just posted these pics…again.
lolz
#34 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 13, 2009 @ 10:32 pm