Megan Fox

I don’t know what temperatures were like in Berlin this weekend, but from the looks of Megan Fox at the Transformers 2 premiere, I’d guess it was pretty chilly.

Foxy McFox also did an interview with Entertainment Weekly and talked about working for Michael Bay back when she was a teenager, and I’m thinking that we’re about to see a spike in rentals of Bad Boys II:

Megan talked about working with Bay on Bad Boys II when she played a club goer in a star and stripes bikini who danced under a waterfall – at the age of 15.

“I got paid extra because I allowed them to pour water on me. I thought it was awesome. I was going to a Christian high school and I wasn’t a feminist yet. I hadn’t sat back and analyzed society. I was 15! I just did what I was told to do. My mom was with me! I was always übersexual, so she wasn’t shocked. I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that – in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That’s what you do when you’re a teenage girl in a small town.”

36 thoughts on “Megan Fox

  1. i now know what i am picking up on my next trip to blockbuster

    #1 | Comment by redcoat — June 15, 2009 @ 12:12 am

  2. Get the Waterfall bikini 15 yr old photos in here.

    ps. Am I supposed to say FIRST?

    #2 | Comment by pwrdrive — June 15, 2009 @ 12:12 am

  3. ^no you’re not

    #3 | Comment by redcoat — June 15, 2009 @ 12:14 am

  4. Man, Fox has been looking real smoking lately. She’s had a couple of amazing photospreads lately (I believe GQ and Esquire).

    Anyone else find it funny how happy Shia LeBeef looks everytime he gets to stand next to her? It’s like: “I’m not hitting it, but for a few minutes every couple of years, I can pretend I am”.

    “….I was going to a Christian high school (why are the girls at Christian Schools always the sluttiest?)….I was 15! I just did what I was told to do. My mom was with me! I was always übersexual, so she wasn’t shocked. I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find.” – And BOOM goes the dynamite!

    #4 | Comment by evil monkey — June 15, 2009 @ 12:38 am

  5. Her stupid random tattoos are a huge turnoff. Plus she looks like she’s stuck up, or is constantly pissed off. Even during the rare smile in pictures, she appears to have this “I’m better than you” look..

    Meh.

    #5 | Comment by dex — June 15, 2009 @ 12:44 am

  6. Nice gumdrops!

    #4
    For some reason parents think a religious school will somehow make their kids proper. From experience, it rarely works. I’m still a slutty whore and ask the elves to make me special “toys” for Jovie all the time.

    #6 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — June 15, 2009 @ 1:04 am

  7. So I’m watchin TMZ and they bring up the fact that Megan Fox has hammer thumbs. Throw that on the pile along with lame tatts, stupid sounding quotes, bad actress, and dating a douchebag… definitely outside my top 10.

    #7 | Comment by BobBobson — June 15, 2009 @ 1:17 am

  8. I just stepped through the club scene in Bad Boys II and there is no Megan Fox to be found. Almost all the girls have ridiculous fake tits and there is no “stars and stripes bikini” to be found. Who, in their right fucking mind, cuts out a 15 yr old bikini clad, soaked in water, Megan Fox from their movie? Idiots. That’s who.

    #8 | Comment by Gage — June 15, 2009 @ 1:45 am

  9. ^^^
    i’ll tell you who. the same idiot who told Scarlett Johansson that a topless scene she wanted to do for The Island wasn’t necessary because he wanted to keep it PG-13.

    thx jerk.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 15, 2009 @ 1:51 am

  10. I was actually thinking that as I saw all the tits and almost bare twat in BadBoysII. He’ll let some skank boob fly in BadBoysII, but not give us Scarlet? Asshole.

    #10 | Comment by Gage — June 15, 2009 @ 1:59 am

  11. Ugly face.

    #11 | Comment by Franc — June 15, 2009 @ 2:33 am

  12. #11: You have to be either a gay man or a straight woman. This is fine – don’t get me wrong – but there is no fucking way that a heterosexual man can look at that face and say it’s ugly.

    She’s hotter than a fucking supernova in just about every way, imo. But, as is so often the case, she also appears to be dumber than a sack of hammers. Example: “I was going to a Christian high school and I wasn’t a feminist yet.” Yet? What, so you’re a feminist now, when your roles in movies almost entirely involve the camera stroking your taught body so that men like us get hard and want to pay your bosses money? Go look up the word, “feminism”, in the dictionary, idiot. Meanwhile, feel free to keep selling yourself to us and we’ll be happy to lap it up! fapfapfapfapfap…

    Can we see your tits and snatch now, please? 😀

    #12 | Comment by EmJee — June 15, 2009 @ 3:17 am

  13. Story is hotter than she is, I do realize she’s great, but sort of too straight-on great. Gotta have something memorable other than perfection, or else you’re just another Josie Maran. Hot but forgettable.

    #13 | Comment by Kewtr — June 15, 2009 @ 3:37 am

  14. Betcha Michael Bay banged that 15 year old ass while mom was outside the makeup trailer counting the money. And anal too, by gosh.

    #14 | Comment by Smiley — June 15, 2009 @ 5:05 am

  15. I wont get started on the trend of keeping movies PG-13 because it is getting out of hand and a sore subject of mine 🙂 HOWEVER. Megan Fox is smoking and I cant find that scene in Bad Boys II either 🙁 I will go cry now.

    #15 | Comment by PhilFun — June 15, 2009 @ 5:54 am

  16. I gotta agree with #11. Her face looks FUCKED UP here.

    Just study this pic for a moment: http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/meganfox9/pages/image1.html

    How is that not fucked up? She looks like a cross between Madonna and Courtney Cox, and she’s only meant to be about 21 or something.

    #16 | Comment by cobalt — June 15, 2009 @ 6:54 am

  17. shes not so hot in these photos, she looks like a crack whore thats wiped her face down. other photos make her look better.;

    #17 | Comment by Hamish — June 15, 2009 @ 7:09 am

  18. I love her.

    #18 | Comment by een — June 15, 2009 @ 8:09 am

  19. needs to shave

    #19 | Comment by eddy ballsack — June 15, 2009 @ 10:26 am

  20. Megan Fox has jumped the shark. Nasty tats are nasty.

    #20 | Comment by Mister — June 15, 2009 @ 11:16 am

  21. ok, don’t get me wrong, she’s smokin hot and has an incredible body but….whats up with the beard? does anybody else see this or is it just me?

    http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/meganfox9/pages/image1.html

    http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/meganfox9/pages/image3.html

    Is her next role going to be the bearded-lady in a traveling circus?

    #21 | Comment by What The... — June 15, 2009 @ 11:28 am

  22. Megan fox is ugly trailer trash. Anybody who thinks she’s all that needs to get their eyes checked or simply get out more. God I hope Megatron smashes her in the next movie….

    #22 | Comment by demonoldperson — June 15, 2009 @ 2:50 pm

  23. Guys?
    Humans have hair.Hi res pics are unforgiving.
    This woman is unbelievably smoking.

    #23 | Comment by Hazmatic — June 15, 2009 @ 5:15 pm

  24. 22 – If you’re right, I think it gives me more reason NOT to get my eyes checked. Why would I want to take away my Megan Fox enjoyement just for correct vision. I’d rather bumble through life like Mr. Magoo, then lose Megan Fox hotness. In fact, if it really is just my eyes and she’s not hot, then everyone else is probably a lot less hot too. I get my eyes fixed and suddenly, no one is hot, and I’m staring at an eclipse just so I can fap again. No Thanks!

    #24 | Comment by evil monkey — June 15, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

  25. guilded butterflies?

    #25 | Comment by Pirho — June 15, 2009 @ 6:50 pm

  26. When’s this Megan Fox fad going to end? Seriously, the oohs and aahs over her ridiculously predictable magazine quotes, meaningless ink, and blank-stared poses can’t really last for much longer.

    This girl has less substance than Scarlett Johannson back when she was the hottest piece of ass around (as far as the series of tubes was concerned). Megan is just so incredibly boring that I thought the hairy palmed hands of the internets would’ve already moved on.

    #26 | Comment by Tony — June 15, 2009 @ 9:42 pm

  27. What 5 said. What 7 said. And she’s a drone (for you Mark Levin fans out there).

    But I’d happily f some sense into her from behind.

    #27 | Comment by Metacarpal — June 16, 2009 @ 12:40 am

  28. #21

    Women have color less facial hair, but when they layer heavy makeup on its becomes highly visible. look at some other cleb red carpet close ups. I see it all the time

    #28 | Comment by LazyTownFan — June 16, 2009 @ 2:43 am

  29. I find her attractive….but not HOT!

    #29 | Comment by Viper — June 16, 2009 @ 4:24 am

  30. Holy Crap, Ubersexual? Does that mean she bangs trees or Germans or losers? Either way I am on her list now.

    #30 | Comment by Dave — June 16, 2009 @ 2:28 pm

  31. She has that same vapid, dull stare that Jodi Lynn O’Keefe has. Both are pretty girls, but they just look like mannequins. This summer will be the peak of her career.

    And she looked her best on that “2 and a Half Men” episode from a couple years ago. It seemed like it was written with this crowd in mind.

    #31 | Comment by The Pope — June 16, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

  32. ^^^

    Agreed.

    I don’t know who the fuck Jodi Lynn O’Keefe is though. That almost sounds like two people…

    #32 | Comment by cobalt — June 16, 2009 @ 8:11 pm

  33. A pretty face and ass — unfortunate that the latter has the Declaration of Independence inscribed upon it. Yes, there’s a John Hancock joke in there somewhere;too bored with her to refine it, though.

    #33 | Comment by Titus — June 17, 2009 @ 4:44 pm

  34. I think she’s totally hot. The tattoos do it for me. So does the craziness.

    #34 | Comment by mike — June 18, 2009 @ 12:15 am

  35. Meh…

    I’d hit it like a drum… of course, but I don’t think she’s all that…!

    Take away the makeup, light design, post production fx, and you’ll have a pretty average next door girl.

    Besides, her chicken legs and gargoyle feet freak me out…!

    Now… Olivia Wild, that’s a hot babe…!

    #35 | Comment by Josh — June 19, 2009 @ 12:42 am

  36. Is it just me or does it look like her nipples are pointing in two different directions…but not in the good way…

    #36 | Comment by MtL — June 22, 2009 @ 4:07 pm

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