Olivia Munn

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zomg guess which adorable television geek girl is gonna be on the COVER of the next issue of Playboy?

Olivia also gets a photo spread inside, but alas, non-nude. FTL.

Issue will be on stands June 19.

UPDATE: Cover unveiled!

48 thoughts on “Olivia Munn”

  1. Mmmuntastic! I’ll buy this issue… which bothers me a bit. Not only because porn is free on the interwebs, but also because I’m buying it for a non-porn photoshoot/cover.

    She can deep throat my sausage any time.

    #1 | Comment by Dex — June 12, 2009 @ 1:27 am

  2. NON NUDE??!?!?

    What was the point in this post

    #2 | Comment by Boo — June 12, 2009 @ 1:33 am

  3. this woman does nothing for me

    do not want!

    #3 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2009 @ 1:37 am

  4. Even though it is non-nude, I will fap to it.

    #4 | Comment by Nobody — June 12, 2009 @ 1:39 am

  5. #3 – If I told you she had a wiener, would that change your mind?

    I keed, I keed…

    Seriously, I wish she’d pee on me.

    #5 | Comment by Smiley — June 12, 2009 @ 1:40 am

  6. @3: I guess if your standard of beauty is Susan Sarandumb and Avril, then I’d understand why you are turned off by Olivia Munn and Jessica Alba.

    I can’t imagine what your wife looks like…

    #6 | Comment by Dex — June 12, 2009 @ 1:44 am

  7. olivia munn is a man

    #7 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2009 @ 2:16 am

  8. != RUFUS || FETCH

    #8 | Comment by Guy Perkins — June 12, 2009 @ 2:38 am

  9. Another non-nude Playboy shoot huh …..

    This era sucks. :\

    #9 | Comment by Crackpot — June 12, 2009 @ 2:44 am

  10. Non-nudes in Playboy should be an oxymoron. And is just plain moronic.

    #10 | Comment by tool — June 12, 2009 @ 4:05 am

  11. Non-nude?

    Then what’s the point of being in playboy?

    I find this more exciting:

    and don’t expect youtube to allow this awesomeness for too long…

    #11 | Comment by demonoldperson — June 12, 2009 @ 5:25 am

  12. Alas, I had heard the rumors and came here figuring Justin would be going apeshit…and then I saw “non-nude”…blah.

    #12 | Comment by darkstar — June 12, 2009 @ 6:35 am

  13. Why dosent this chick get naked already? Stop with the cock teasing!

    #13 | Comment by Pirho — June 12, 2009 @ 7:11 am

  14. Come back when they get Chobot.

    #14 | Comment by El Gigante — June 12, 2009 @ 7:36 am

  15. I’ll reiterate my comments I’ve made many times: When she quits talking about anal and boobies and shows them, I might give a crap. Otherwise this is just a middle-of-the-road whore who is pretending to be edgy and hot so a bunch of pre-pubsecent zitfaces will care about her. In a world where chicks that look like Jenna Haze will spread their ass cheeks and guzzel man-product by the gallon for a couple thousand dollars, her butterface bikini spreads just don’t interest me.

    #15 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — June 12, 2009 @ 7:38 am

  16. I love her.

    #16 | Comment by een — June 12, 2009 @ 7:49 am

  17. This chick fails on every possible level.

    #17 | Comment by cobalt — June 12, 2009 @ 8:37 am

  18. #7 – so is Angelbaby, but she’s still hawt as hell!

    #18 | Comment by smash — June 12, 2009 @ 9:02 am

  19. #15 AMEN!!!!!

    Don’t forget about Jesse Jane! Hottest Porn Star in the world!!!!

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 12, 2009 @ 9:25 am

  20. I’ll give her being cute. But that doesn’t overcome her overestimation of her attractiveness. Cute girls are everywhere.

    #20 | Comment by Kewtr — June 12, 2009 @ 10:47 am

  21. Man jowl is manly.

    #21 | Comment by asdf — June 12, 2009 @ 11:31 am

  22. @15=Yup! Her head now matches her ego.

    #22 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — June 12, 2009 @ 2:04 pm

  23. #7 – I’d totally have sexual relations with that man, Justin.

    #23 | Comment by JapJay — June 12, 2009 @ 2:33 pm

  24. #12 – correction: Justin doesn’t care about Olivia. he thinks she and Jessica Alba are gross.

    Justin is the one who faps to Susan Sarandon and Patricia Heaton.

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2009 @ 3:27 pm

  25. wtf is this shit? a shitty teaser for a shitty tease? kthxbai!

    #25 | Comment by mzero — June 12, 2009 @ 4:00 pm

  26. 26th… No but really she is disgusting.

    #26 | Comment by Regped — June 12, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

  27. and this is exactly why people really do buy Playboy for the articles.

    Because the quality of the nudity is crap.

    And this also proves Munn is the biggest attention whore on the internet. I think she’s beating Paris Hilton now.

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2009 @ 8:36 pm

  28. Whats so special about this horseface?

    #28 | Comment by Mage — June 12, 2009 @ 11:45 pm

  29. Playboy without nudity? I think they already make that, it’s called Maxim and it sucks.

    Seriously what do they think they are offering us without nudity? The articles, the editorials, or the insightful interviews with nobody washed up actresses? Sorry but I might as well just fap to a Sears catologue then. At least it’s free.

    #29 | Comment by evil monkey — June 13, 2009 @ 4:15 am

  30. Munn is hot, But her stand in when she is outta town is so much cuter and her attitude make a much better show. Of course I am speaking about Allison Haislip

    #30 | Comment by Chameleon.008 — June 13, 2009 @ 5:02 am

  31. And of course I agree with a post above. Non-Nude what is the point. And I didn’t think playboy did non-nude, isn’t that the point of playboy at least some nudity.

    #31 | Comment by Chameleon.008 — June 13, 2009 @ 5:04 am

  32. #11 – yeah, it’s gone.

    # 15, 20, 27 and 29 – all I can say is “Ditto”. You are all right on target with those comments.

    Personally I hope no one buys the issue and teaches not Munn but Playboy a lesson. We buy the mag because of boobs and butts and often too little lately beaver. We’re not buying it for non-nude not newsworthy nobody.

    #32 | Comment by JoeyinHollister — June 13, 2009 @ 12:19 pm

  33. this place has turned into a fail boat

    #33 | Comment by filthyfish — June 13, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

  34. i remember a dedication to younguns… what happened to that… shit, i remember personally introducin hayden and annasophia… but i was denounced and dismissed

    #34 | Comment by BlackGlove — June 13, 2009 @ 9:48 pm

  35. I read somewhere Chobot’s doing a center spread for Hustler…

    #35 | Comment by Smiley — June 14, 2009 @ 7:09 am

  36. waste of time.

    #36 | Comment by poopoo — June 14, 2009 @ 8:41 am

  37. nude or not, Olivia is teh hotness 😀

    #37 | Comment by Jade — June 14, 2009 @ 10:46 am

  38. So much about my interest for girls like Munn >

    http://julibabe900.ytmnd.com/

    #38 | Comment by walker4409 — June 14, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

  39. I feel sorry for the guys who find her attractive. All of the free porn and gorgeous chicks you could ever want at the click of a mouse, and you go in for this mule?

    It’s a bit like God offering you the ownership of any country in the world, and you replying: “I think I’ll take Burkina Faso.”

    “Say what?!” says God, confused. “Have you seen America? Switzerland? Australia? What about something classy and blonde from Scandinavia?”

    “Thanks, God, but I think Burkina Faso is the country for me. Yep, I’ll take Burkina Faso.”

    And I bet most of you pedos have never even heard of Burkina-Faso. Go figure.

    #39 | Comment by cobalt — June 14, 2009 @ 3:01 pm

  40. #39, +rep.

    #40 | Comment by V — June 14, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

  41. #39 – If God offered me a country, I would take Snatch Island over Burkina Faso any day.

    #41 | Comment by Smiley — June 14, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

  42. Her face is so smokingly hot that it almost makes up for the fact that her body is way too straight up and down. Ah, Olivia, if only you had some curves on ya!

    #39: “I bet most of you pedos have never even heard of Burkina-Faso” Not only have I heard of it, I know that it used to be called Upper Volta and its capital is/was Ougadugu (bad spelling, probably). The reason I know this is because you just brought back a vivid memory of a case study we did in geography class about some guy called James Abayo from there. Amazing that I still remember that more than a decade out from school! 😀

    PS She’s hot and you’re wrong. Per your analogy, it would be like God making the offer and me saying, “I’ll take Japan” (for obvious reasons).

    #42 | Comment by EmJee — June 15, 2009 @ 3:01 am

  43. Guess I have to save my semen for June 19.

    #43 | Comment by TheTacoKid — June 16, 2009 @ 2:23 am

  44. Did they just use that old set from when she tried to dress up like Phoebe Cates from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”? Pathetic.

    Now Phoebe Cates, there’s a real American hero. Or is she Canadian? Whatever, she whipped ’em out.

    #44 | Comment by The Pope — June 18, 2009 @ 6:22 pm

  45. meh

    #45 | Comment by O'RLY — June 19, 2009 @ 6:31 am

  46. Ok…Where are these damn Olivia pictures. I’ve been looking everywhere and I can’t find shit. It’s already the 19th goddammit…Where’s the fucking pictures!

    #46 | Comment by TheTacoKid — June 19, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

  47. ^ ^ ^

    Google is your friend.
    http://rapidshare.com/files/246395722/Olivia_Munn_Pb0y.zip.html

    #47 | Comment by dex — June 19, 2009 @ 4:57 pm

  48. God Bless!

    #48 | Comment by thetacokid — June 19, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

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