For those concerned that motherhood might have done irreparable damage to Jessica’s bikini bod, these candids from a day at the beach in Malibu this weekend should put those fears to rest.
FUN FACT: Jess is set to appear in a movie coming out next February, called Valentine’s Day. Now before you make a snap judgment not to see it, you should be aware that it will also star Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner.
my penis just exploded.
at the cast list. not jessica alba.
#1 | Comment by Justin — August 2, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
^^^
lies.
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2009 @ 10:18 pm
Taylor Swift is in Valentines Day as well.
#3 | Comment by doodoo — August 2, 2009 @ 10:26 pm
^^^^
ok, my penis just….what #1 said.
#4 | Comment by Xan — August 2, 2009 @ 10:54 pm
My penis too!
Men of the world unite, we must stand firm…ahem. This is a moment pregnant with possibilities…..shit.
My wife will drag me to this movie…and I’ll have a hard-on thinking of these pictures and Biel topless and those arms from when she was in Blade III revenge of the revenger crap. Or Alba’s pokies in “under the water and swimming a lot”. Or Anne Hathaway’s funbags in “I don’t want to star in another Disney movie ever again.” Or Jennifer garner in very many things, but especially that red haired scene in ep1 or ep2 of season 1 Alias.
This is a movie that can only be filmed digitally, it would have burned actual film up with the hotness.
#5 | Comment by Theban — August 2, 2009 @ 11:54 pm
So fucking hawt…definite penis explosions.
#6 | Comment by ninja — August 3, 2009 @ 12:26 am
I love her.
#7 | Comment by een — August 3, 2009 @ 2:50 am
Still hot, but I miss her bulbous birthing boobs.
#8 | Comment by EmJee — August 3, 2009 @ 2:56 am
Why do people like Emma Roberts? I think she is the least attractive of the current crop.
#9 | Comment by MIK — August 3, 2009 @ 3:26 am
another exploded penis. but now that i’ve cleaned off the screen:
alba still has DAT ASS! she’s not my fav overall but i do love her bodonkadonk.
thank god some things don’t change…unlike these horrible rumors i’m hearing that scarlet j is getting skinnier D:
is it too much to hope that the cast will be involved in an hour long lesbian orgy?
#10 | Comment by demonoldperson — August 3, 2009 @ 3:30 am
No stretch marks and still rockin that bangin body? I want to live in that world. btw…… PENIS EXPLOSION FTW.
#11 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 3, 2009 @ 6:27 am
I agree with #8 What ever happened to the fun bags?
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/jessicaalba41/pages/image0.html
#12 | Comment by Pirho — August 3, 2009 @ 7:00 am
She peaked in Idle Hands, but I’m not complaining.
#13 | Comment by cobalt — August 3, 2009 @ 8:20 am
^^^
sadly, most girls peak around 17-22. it’s just a fact of our biology.
but it would be nigh impossible for Jess to ever regain that state of supreme yumbyness that she displayed in that movie.
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2009 @ 8:24 am
guess we are going to have to wait 17 years to see her daughter “peak”
#15 | Comment by Pirho — August 3, 2009 @ 10:41 am
The butt ain’t what it used to be. Went from A+ in Idle Hands to A in Into the Blue and now it’s like B+. Good job, but not top of the class.
#16 | Comment by FruityG — August 3, 2009 @ 10:49 am
Alba is still hot as hell and I would nail her harder than a spike through a steel beam! (w/e that means)
and I will continue to say this, in the 1 in a billion chance she one day says…“Mac I visited the site run my that Hermphrodite Justin and I noticed that while all of the other commentators hated on me, you continued to show me the love. For that reason, I will let you have your way with me sexually for an entire weekend!”
(one can dare to dream!)
#17 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 3, 2009 @ 11:41 am
Nice dream, keep dreaming, you have a better chance with Rix then with her.
#18 | Comment by Pirho — August 3, 2009 @ 11:45 am
#14
peaK around 17-22?…..
O.o
i thought you guys peaked around 12-16??
#19 | Comment by Xan — August 3, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
^^^
i can’t believe it took as long as it did to get a comment like this posted after i set it up perfectly. you guys are slipping.
where’s walker when we need him?
#20 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2009 @ 2:59 pm
hey, i had a long weekend…
#21 | Comment by Xan — August 3, 2009 @ 3:02 pm
#20: If we hear nothing from Walker over the couple of days, it’s safe to assume the blade runner units finally caught up with him. He’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
#22 | Comment by cobalt — August 3, 2009 @ 3:12 pm
Mmm 12-16 year old peaking Alba…
I need to google some Flipper images now.
#23 | Comment by dex — August 3, 2009 @ 3:34 pm
#20/22
Okay, i tried hard to keep that to myself but you
called for it. MOST girls peak between 7 and 17..
…HAAAAAAA!!! Don´t blame me when i have to
tear up some asses again
#24 | Comment by walker4409 — August 3, 2009 @ 7:03 pm
Gravity is starting to show, but there’s one thing certain about mommies–they obviously put out.
#25 | Comment by Mister — August 3, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
#23
Yep, Flipper/Alex Mack first season, thats where it was at!
#26 | Comment by MIK — August 3, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
Camp Nowhere Alba FTW
#27 | Comment by Nobody — August 3, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
#5: if your wife is going to drag you to a movie with such nubility, consider sitting in the back row with her during a poorly attended screening. Use your imagination from there. You may be able to avoid taking out the trash a few times.
#28 | Comment by Metacarpal — August 4, 2009 @ 12:18 am
#18: according to a Facebook quiz, I have a 100% chance of hooking up with Megan Fox! So Alba will have to wait anyways.
Also, oddly, my Celebrity Fuck-Buddy is Britney Spears!
We all know how accurate those quizzes are!! lol
#29 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 4, 2009 @ 9:52 am