Olivia Wilde

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Here’s a few hi res pics (and some mid res) from the spread that Maxim’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2009 did for the October issue of GQ.

I realize it’s not much, but the pickins have been pretty damn slim lately, unless you’re into Lohan nip slips, topless Lily Allen or Tubby Britney in a bikini.

49 thoughts on “Olivia Wilde”

  1. I’m into all three of those things, so . . . please?

    #1 | Comment by Anon — October 22, 2009 @ 12:19 am

  2. Pretty please?

    And while we’re at it, there’s a whole crop of lovey ladies ripening on our TVs – Haley McFarland (Lie to me), Molly C. Quinn (Castle), Madeleine Martin (Californication), etc.

    #2 | Comment by Anon — October 22, 2009 @ 12:24 am

  3. #1/2 – egospastic is thataway ===>

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 22, 2009 @ 12:24 am

  4. Britney doesn’t look to bad anymore, but you can keep the lily and lohan, and Olivia Wilde looks pretty good!

    #4 | Comment by Klitsnot — October 22, 2009 @ 12:25 am

  5. I approve this post.

    #5 | Comment by dex — October 22, 2009 @ 12:57 am

  6. I’m gonna go watch Alpha Dog now.

    #6 | Comment by Nobody — October 22, 2009 @ 1:13 am

  7. seeing Olivia on all fours > seeing Lohan morph into Mumm-Ra the Everliving

    #7 | Comment by Blumpkin — October 22, 2009 @ 1:38 am

  8. I love her.

    #8 | Comment by een — October 22, 2009 @ 3:19 am

  9. IDK, she looks better in house

    #9 | Comment by Pirho — October 22, 2009 @ 7:02 am

  10. Thank you for not Lohaning.

    That tank top is something.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — October 22, 2009 @ 10:21 am

  11. #1 – the fuck?

    #11 | Comment by Mike — October 22, 2009 @ 12:51 pm

  12. Molly Quinn is a hot one, but I doubt she’ll be photographed anytime soon.

    #12 | Comment by Dave — October 22, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

  13. HOTTTTTTTTT

    Isn’t she married to some Prince??

    Best photo-shopped pic ever:
    http://www.theocshow.com/photopost/data/509/1olivia_wilde_promo1.jpg

    #13 | Comment by MacDaddy — October 22, 2009 @ 2:54 pm

  14. I’m very into the first two, Tubby Britney makes me sad though.
    But I already got them from other places…

    #14 | Comment by Bobba — October 22, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

  15. „Olivia Wilde“…first of all i thought „Whata fucking stupid stage name“. I checked that and BINGO. Her real name´s Jane Cockburn. HAA!! COCKBURN!! That´s a great name, Jane the girl who makes your cock burn. One of the funniest irish names (pronounced „koubörn“ of course) She´s 25 and looks like 35 . Or maybe older

    #15 | Comment by wlker4409 — October 22, 2009 @ 3:55 pm

  16. ^^^
    Oh fuck now i butched my own name. But it´s still better than “Cockburn”

    #16 | Comment by wlkra4409 — October 22, 2009 @ 4:03 pm

  17. ^^
    What´s that ?? I swear i typed in my name correctly and thoroughly and that´s the outcome? Who manipulates the software here ? I suspect EVERYBODY !

    #17 | Comment by wanker4409 — October 22, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

  18. ^^
    Omg..that´s gonna leave a mark. I think i need some down time..have a nice weekend guys

    #18 | Comment by asshole4409 — October 22, 2009 @ 4:41 pm

  19. Not hot.

    Refail.

    #19 | Comment by Hustile — October 22, 2009 @ 5:26 pm

  20. Who wouldn’t be into Lilly boobage?

    IMO, this site has gone downhill in the last couple of years. Maybe it should try to not be so high and mighty. The world is quickly changing around you and you can either sit on the sidelines with your “I’m so much better than everyone else” attitude or get in the frickin’ game.

    #20 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — October 22, 2009 @ 6:40 pm

  21. Someone please find hi-res January Jones from GQ.
    Olivia Wilde is hot.

    khtxbai.

    #21 | Comment by Lars — October 22, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

  22. #20 – we look forward to the debut of YOUR shitty site with grainy Lily Allen boob pics and other played out garbage. oh wait…there’s already DOZENS of sites where people can see that crap.

    to bad yep to bad

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 22, 2009 @ 7:49 pm

  23. Re: #2 Add to your list Jordan Hinson from Eureka.

    Olivia’s hot.

    #23 | Comment by ironray — October 22, 2009 @ 10:09 pm

  24. OW is hot, but I really wonder why it’s taken her this long to get more exposure. She was hot enough in OC, though her House character is a lot more interesting.

    #20, count me in on the folks who want Lily Allen to stay inside my speakers and out of my eyes.

    #24 | Comment by Metacarpal — October 22, 2009 @ 11:04 pm

  25. Here are some Olivia boobies

    http://www.hogrockcafe.com/olivia_wilde.htm

    #25 | Comment by maXwellmurder — October 23, 2009 @ 12:09 am

  26. Does Olivia Wilde suck a mean dick or something? I really don’t get the massive hype over this girl.

    #26 | Comment by Tony — October 23, 2009 @ 12:19 am

  27. 26, Have to agree with you. She’s definitely attractive, but Sexiest Woman? Maxim fail again, although not as bad as when they named Hohan sexiest last year.

    #27 | Comment by flyboy — October 23, 2009 @ 1:45 am

  28. #1: Good aim!

    #28 | Comment by Lance Sexington — October 23, 2009 @ 2:08 am

  29. I mean #3.

    ::fail::

    #29 | Comment by Lance Sexington — October 23, 2009 @ 2:08 am

  30. #20: Worst Will Ferrell movie EVER. And that’s saying something because they are all cancer.

    #22: This photoshoot wins AB, but those MQ photos make me sad. This site should be all about HQ, like when Justin posted those pics of Hilary Duff where her rack was bigger than my screen.*

    * Only time I ever fapped to her.

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — October 23, 2009 @ 9:31 am

  31. Too skinny and not even that good looking, ho-hu.

    #31 | Comment by Evana — October 23, 2009 @ 12:39 pm

  32. “those pics of Hilary Duff where her rack was bigger than my screen.”

    #30 When was that?!?! Where is that?

    #32 | Comment by pwrdrive — October 23, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

  33. well, at least if you were stuck on a deserted island with her, you know you wouldnt have to feed her much :/

    #33 | Comment by Xan — October 23, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

  34. Once got the clap from Jane Cockburn. Nasty business.

    #34 | Comment by Milhouse — October 23, 2009 @ 10:25 pm

  35. My god her eyes are just fucking gorgeous.

    I mean she’s fine as hell but those eyes just push it over the top.

    #35 | Comment by oofoo — October 23, 2009 @ 10:42 pm

  36. She is so beautiful.

    #36 | Comment by Nancy — October 24, 2009 @ 2:16 am

  37. Nice to see most people find her hot again. The last couple of times OW had a post on here I felt like I was the only one defending her hotness. Though I still think she looked her best on the OC. Imagine how hot that character would have been if instead of lezzing it up with Mischa Barton, she was with someone hot like Rachael Bilson or Autumn Reeser. I think my head would have exploded. And by head I mean dick.

    Oh, and pleeeeeaasee no Hohan. I was once as big a fan of hers as anybody, but now she makes my dick shrink. Honestly, I know picture the way she has turned out when I want to get rid of an awkward stiffy.

    #37 | Comment by evil monkey — October 24, 2009 @ 2:42 am

  38. #37: I don’t know man, in 2003/4 Mischa was one of the hottest chicks on the planet. So improbably, fiendishly hot, that it was no great surprise in 2006/7 when the devil came back to claim her soul. Now she resembles a leperous sack of bones that feigns madness to make the gutter press.

    #32: Still online after Christ knows how long: http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/hilaryduff7/

    As I recall the 10th pic was the money shot.

    #38 | Comment by cobalt — October 24, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

  39. Second ugliest in hollywood. Right behind Mischa Mischa.

    #39 | Comment by moz — October 25, 2009 @ 1:15 pm

  40. ^^^
    dumb.

    #40 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 25, 2009 @ 1:19 pm

  41. Topless Lily? I do have some pics of her in such circumstances… but: Sure!

    #41 | Comment by Fry — October 25, 2009 @ 1:21 pm

  42. Here you go Pedobears…just to fill in some time till something new comes along….

    http://www.moejackson.com/2009-taylor-momsen-celebrated-her-16th-birthday-hiro-ballroom-0730?page=0,1

    #42 | Comment by Viper — October 26, 2009 @ 9:51 am

  43. http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=24126

    new jojo pics….if anyone cares…

    #43 | Comment by jez... — October 26, 2009 @ 10:54 am

  44. ^^^Here you go jez for your jojo fetish(she’s not my type)…

    303 HQ pictures @ http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Jojo_

    #44 | Comment by Viper — October 26, 2009 @ 11:18 am

  45. #42
    A 16year old bitch is no jailbait in my country. Not even close to it. She looks like a 26year old crackwhore anyway

    #45 | Comment by walker4409 — October 26, 2009 @ 2:24 pm

  46. So who else is as excited as I am to go watch Dakota Fanning dance around in her panties and get raped?!

    #46 | Comment by Larry the white guy — October 26, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

  47. dex: is that you, skream?

    #47 | Comment by dizzle — October 27, 2009 @ 1:47 am

  48. @ #45…if you care to read up the top right “There are # currently pedos visiting this site right now” is what my comment was referring to! But yeah…she does look like a 26year old crackwhore but she’s still a young girl.

    #48 | Comment by Viper — October 27, 2009 @ 2:19 am

  49. Yeah I feel sorry for that Taylor Momsen chick.

    She appears to have bypassed both the irresistible jail-bait and the college cock-tease stages of adolescence, and gone straight through to jaded has-been. Cf. Christina Aguilera

    #49 | Comment by cobalt — October 27, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

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