Amber Heard

In my estimation, Amber is an underrated hottie. So it’s good to see her getting a little exposure with a photospread in the November issue of British FHM.

You can check out Miss Heard in a brief appearance in Zombieland, which also features the yumby Emma Stone, and is a fun, fun movie. Amber has a more substantial role in the remake of The Stepfather, and she was recently at Planet Hollywood in NYC to promote that one, so I figured I’d throw in a few of those candids.

37 thoughts on “Amber Heard

  1. first…ridiculously hot

    #1 | Comment by jez... — October 27, 2009 @ 2:18 am

  2. YES! FIRST?

    #2 | Comment by ocho-cinco — October 27, 2009 @ 2:19 am

  3. Who cares if your first!

    Thanks AB for the HQ pics..Amber has always been a favourite of mine.

    #3 | Comment by Viper — October 27, 2009 @ 2:21 am

  4. haha Viper….it would’ve been my first first. i love Amber Heard

    #4 | Comment by ocho-cinco — October 27, 2009 @ 2:32 am

  5. She has all sorts of softcore nakkidness in the movie The Informers.

    #5 | Comment by BobBobson — October 27, 2009 @ 4:36 am

  6. My penis enthusiastically endorses this post.

    #6 | Comment by Milhouse — October 27, 2009 @ 5:06 am

  7. I love her.

    #7 | Comment by een — October 27, 2009 @ 5:32 am

  8. @ #4 ocho-cinco…maybe next time! 😉

    #8 | Comment by Viper — October 27, 2009 @ 5:35 am

  9. What? No Gravy?

    #9 | Comment by Pirho — October 27, 2009 @ 7:24 am

  10. What a hawty. Her lips may say no, but her eyes say “spank my ass ’til it’s red, throw me around, bc rough sex is all I want”…or something like that.

    #10 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — October 27, 2009 @ 7:56 am

  11. I am in love with my sister

    #11 | Comment by Branden — October 27, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

  12. Picture #2 is her reaction when I snuck up from behind and got down with brown

    #12 | Comment by Blumpkin — October 27, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

  13. Again, no idea who the fuck she is, but hot. One consonant less and her name would be prime porn star material.

    #13 | Comment by cobalt — October 27, 2009 @ 7:09 pm

  14. I like her bewbs

    #14 | Comment by Tony — October 27, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

  15. those people who said ridiculed emma watson’s “granny panties”(idiots, honestly a mom couldn’t wear that shit, let alone GRANDMA ugh) amber heard looks unbelievably and ridiculous hot in the tenth pic and the ones in the black panties(it might be a suit cuz i see a lotta celebs wear those exact things on covers, hilary duff i.e.)

    #15 | Comment by jh — October 27, 2009 @ 8:42 pm

  16. Ugh, I had to IMDB her to figure out that I’d recognized her from Pineapple Express…I’ll agree, she’s cute.

    #16 | Comment by Kreuk — October 28, 2009 @ 2:26 am

  17. Crazy hot.

    #17 | Comment by Jenesis — October 28, 2009 @ 4:18 am

  18. She’s a hottie but ditch the novel tattooed on her side! Can’t understand the fascination with women and tattoos these days. Large tattoos are very unattractive and not cool at all…unless you’re a biker skank on heroin…or Amy Winehouse.

    #18 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — October 28, 2009 @ 4:42 pm

  19. she’s hot!

    you totally have to check her out in “the informers”. the movie sucks but she’s topless a bunch of times

    #19 | Comment by Milton McFuck — October 28, 2009 @ 7:30 pm

  20. She needs to do porn.

    #20 | Comment by Larry the white guy — October 28, 2009 @ 11:53 pm

  21. Oooooh….Oh ..Selena…oh, god princess …oooohh fuck yeah…thats it sweetie suck…MMMmmm,motherfucker yes! Suck my fuckin cock you little cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Squirt,squirt,squirt,squirt ,squirt,squirt)

    #21 | Comment by Branden — October 29, 2009 @ 2:37 pm

  22. #21 I concur that all the senior citizen posts as of late have left me googling less reputable purveyors.

    #22 | Comment by Mister — October 29, 2009 @ 8:00 pm

  23. OK, pedos, serious question now. Serious.

    Have you ever considered what would happen if you were somehow able to combine the genes of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato?

    Well, it turns out somebody already did it, and the result is Debby Ryan:

    http://img190.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61455_ryan1_122_1153lo.jpg
    http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61463_ryan2_122_83lo.jpg
    http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61465_ryan3_122_226lo.jpg
    http://img13.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61468_ryan4_122_516lo.jpg
    http://img212.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61470_ryan5_122_141lo.jpg
    http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61471_ryan6_122_411lo.jpg
    http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61477_ryan7_122_570lo.jpg
    http://img125.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61568_ryan8_122_453lo.jpg

    Kevin Sorbo FTW:
    http://img184.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61571_ryan9_122_1080lo.jpg

    #23 | Comment by cobalt — October 29, 2009 @ 8:08 pm

  24. ^ Yeah now what do ya figure he is thinking in that last shot?

    #24 | Comment by Branden — October 29, 2009 @ 8:20 pm

  25. I’ve said it for years. Disney has genetic laboratories where they are pumping out these Teen girls from.

    They are playing God with Science and it has created a army of PEDOS.

    #25 | Comment by pwrdrive — October 30, 2009 @ 2:17 am

  26. ^ He’s thinking “Fuck you, Chris Hanson! I’s a gots her and I’s a gonna keeps her!”

    #26 | Comment by Blumpkin — October 30, 2009 @ 2:24 am

  27. Just think, if we all kick in 5 bucks we can get a hit put out on Chris Hansen and all his whole cock-blocking crew. Something to think about. (no, not rly)

    #27 | Comment by Mister — October 30, 2009 @ 7:46 pm

  28. needs more Juno Temple

    #28 | Comment by roscoe — November 1, 2009 @ 8:48 am

  29. I want to cum in Chelsea Staubs’ mouth

    http://chelsea-staub.us/photos/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=5

    #29 | Comment by Branden — November 1, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

  30. so yeah, everybody needs to see zombieland…a sold “A” imo.

    Is it weird that I think she look hotter when she’s blowing apart zombies with a shotgun?

    #30 | Comment by bewbmasteriam — November 1, 2009 @ 11:31 pm

  31. needs fresh new pussy

    #31 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 2, 2009 @ 2:19 am

  32. ^ Here Then:

    http://dakota-fanning.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=997&pos=9

    #32 | Comment by Branden — November 2, 2009 @ 3:18 pm

  33. I bet that snatch tastes gooood!

    #33 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 3, 2009 @ 1:35 am

  34. Bad news….

    “Over-masturbation does a lot of damage in the body in exchange for temporary pleasure and release.

    “Over-masturbation or over-ejaculation converts too much testosterone into dihydrotestosterone(DHT). High levels of DHT overload the body causing baldness and possible prostate enlargement if blood circulation is poor in the prostate area. Reducing the frequency of masturbation or ejaculation will help maintain low levels of DHT and avoid hair loss.”

    Shit, I’m gonna be bald before I turn 25.

    Check it out:
    http://www.herballove.com/article.asp?art=62

    Other disturbing facts:

    “Over-masturbaters experience problems with concentration and memory. ” (Explains why I can’t remember other people’s names.)

    “Starting masturbation too young will cause the neuro-endocrine dysfunction. Your brain/pituitary-adrenal-testicular function cannot support a testosterone burst for holding up an erection due to a low level of bioelectric potential in your brain/parasympathetic nervous system….Many people who have over-masturbated themselves during their youth are underweight or short. They also have deformities in their penises and lose hair sooner.” (I shouldn’t have started by jacking off to the SI Swimsuit Issue in the school bathroom when I was 12.)

    “Premature ejaculation is one of the side effects of over-masturbation, which trains the sympathetic (orgasmic) nerves (in the spinal cords T10-L2) to ejaculate in direct response to sexual stimulation instead of the parasympathetic nerves (in the spinal cords S2-S4) to power up the penis to block the sexual sensory nerve in the penis.” (I just thought I ran a “2-minute offense.”)

    “Over-ejaculation (frequently emptying the seminal vesicles) would burn down the brain’s acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin nervous system.
    After ejaculating, men generally experience the following problems: nervous insensitivity with memory weakness, heavy eyelids, blur vision, and buzzing ears due to the over burning of acetylcholine; exhaustion, stress and tiredness due to the excessive conversion of dopamine/norepinephrine into epinephrine (also known as adrenalin, the stress hormone); drowsiness, sleepiness and anxiety due to the overconversion of serotonin to melatonin. Without sufficient acetylcholine in the nervous systems, nerves become numbed and the penis shrinks. ”

    “Over masturbation or over ejaculation kills brain/nervous functions. No penile parasympathetic nervous functions, no penile arterial dilation and no erection. No hormones in the penile tissues to burn and no prostaglandin E-1 to relax penile tissues for erection. Your penis looks like a piece of frigid, fatigued rubber!”

    One patient wrote:
    “I started masturbating at age 19. At first it was only one or two times per week but then it got to 4-5 times a day within a year. My moods started to swing from very happy to depressed and then came catatonic states and I eventually was diagnosed as having paranoid schizophrenia.”

    STOP FAPPING BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

    #34 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 4, 2009 @ 3:16 am

  35. ^^^

    But it feels SOOOOO GOOOD!!!!

    Baldness Be Damned!! I’ll just shave the hair from my palms and glue them to my head!!

    Is this how they weed out all the bad pedophile priests?

    #35 | Comment by Smiley — November 4, 2009 @ 5:37 am

  36. #34- I’ve been fapping it daily since the family first got cable when I was 11 (Skinemax!) and I still got a full head of hair that grows like a weed. Granted, my dick looks like a red Rock’em Sock’em robot thats lost every round…

    #36 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 4, 2009 @ 4:49 pm

  37. Anyone who seriously gets their medical information from a site called “herbal love” .com should cut their dick off now to avoid contaminating the gene pool.

    And if you already have kids drive them to the middle of the forest and abandon them there. Check to see they’re not carrying a supply of small pebbles beforehand. It won’t come back to haunt you.

    #37 | Comment by cobalt — November 4, 2009 @ 5:01 pm

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