A few of these pics have been teased in the comments by our ever-vigilant jailbait watchers, but I figured why not give you as many as I could scrounge in one handy gallery.
That’s not so much a swimsuit top as it is a Wonderbra, which might account for Miss Gomez’s rather bodacious bikini bosom.
FUN FACT: Selena hits the big one-eight on July 22.
WIN!
#1 | Comment by lawl — June 27, 2010 @ 10:17 pm
best Disney-bot ever. EVER.
#2 | Comment by Xan — June 27, 2010 @ 11:02 pm
Wow, just…wow.
#3 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — June 27, 2010 @ 11:14 pm
Now I’m hungry for Mexican food…
#4 | Comment by dex — June 27, 2010 @ 11:56 pm
It’s not even remotely fair this girl is this hot. Jesus Christ.
#5 | Comment by a — June 28, 2010 @ 12:02 am
Holy taco! I´d love to pound that meat…
#6 | Comment by Paul B — June 28, 2010 @ 12:11 am
The big one-eight already? That sucks, we were just starting to enjoy this chick.
#7 | Comment by evil monkey — June 28, 2010 @ 1:55 am
Damn where have they been hiding?…..SHE! I mean she where has She been hiding!
#8 | Comment by Phynix — June 28, 2010 @ 2:37 am
Do I spy nipple pokes in #16 & a hint of a landing strip in #17…???
#9 | Comment by The Duke — June 28, 2010 @ 3:59 am
I’ve got a birthday candle she can blow out at 12:00:01 AM on July 22.
#10 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — June 28, 2010 @ 7:26 am
Selena17 has a rich fullness I appreciate.
#11 | Comment by Kewtr — June 28, 2010 @ 11:04 am
Pic #36- asking for it
#12 | Comment by Blumpkin — June 28, 2010 @ 12:16 pm
Holy God. Easily the best FUBAR post in ages. She’s lacking a little in the hips area, but it’s easy to overlook as the rest of her is just perfect. Unf unf unf.
#13 | Comment by Evolent — June 28, 2010 @ 1:19 pm
oh indeed. but she looked busty in that formal dress from some months back
#14 | Comment by roscoe — June 28, 2010 @ 2:17 pm
Maybe this is old news, but I just heard that Amanda Bynes has given up show-biznez.
No more chipmunk photos!
#15 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 28, 2010 @ 3:01 pm
From her Twitter:
“I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve retired”
Amanda, if you were a gymnast, you’d be positively ancient. But for an actress? That’s a bit early, we think. Though we can’t wait ’til “She’s the Man 2: Sex Change Boogaloo” comes along and you regret that you “retired” on Twitter.
#16 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 28, 2010 @ 3:05 pm
I’m pretty sure show business gave up on Amanda Bynes, and not the other way around.
#17 | Comment by dex — June 28, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
^^^
oh snap
#18 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 28, 2010 @ 4:19 pm
Amanda Bynes is cute, funny, and can carry a series or movie. She could use better material, though. I think she’s giving up too early.
#19 | Comment by tool — June 28, 2010 @ 7:20 pm
Re: Pic #9. Madre dulce de dios! Perdóneme el señor pero quiero a esa niña.
#20 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — June 28, 2010 @ 9:34 pm
everything is hot about this chick. wow.
#21 | Comment by dizzle — June 28, 2010 @ 10:59 pm
Oh, if I could live high school again knowing what I know now with 18yo’s like this around. Oh wait, I lived in a thugocracy and the only ones worth pursuing were a scant subset of the cheerleaders sans brains.
Would that there were a few more pics showing the melted ice cream running down her chin.
#22 | Comment by Metacarpal — June 29, 2010 @ 12:43 am
She turns 18 this year, already? They are growing up so fast… Oh, yeah, they are growing up good.
#23 | Comment by Fry — June 29, 2010 @ 11:30 am
She is getting cuter, but she’s been legal here for years. I don’t see what the big deal is about her turning 18.
#24 | Comment by Dave — June 29, 2010 @ 2:22 pm
Because 18 is legal in the United States. Some people feel less guilty about lusting after an “adult”.
#25 | Comment by alberach — June 29, 2010 @ 3:47 pm
I would totally stick my magic wand in her Waverly Place.
Fun Fact: I just ejaculated!
#26 | Comment by Doug — June 29, 2010 @ 6:28 pm
^^^
lol
#27 | Comment by The Duke — July 1, 2010 @ 3:31 am
@25 Actually, each US State has its own age of consent, they range from 14 to 18. 16 seems to be the most common age of consent in the US, so this cutie in blue is probably legal where you live. Some states even have “Romeo & Juliet” laws that allow sex with even younger people (12 I’ve heard) as long as both parties are under 20.
http://ageofconsent.com/
#28 | Comment by Dave — July 1, 2010 @ 1:53 pm
“She’s not in the age of majority, and can’t do porn or sexually oriented nude scenes, which is the best that the people on this site can expect from her because she’s not coming to their house for them to enjoy the benefits of those age of consent laws.”
#29 | Comment by Ryuka — July 1, 2010 @ 5:31 pm
nipple???? #24!!!!!!!!
#30 | Comment by rob — July 4, 2010 @ 2:19 pm
Hmm, possible. Anyone have High Res?
#31 | Comment by Pirho — July 4, 2010 @ 11:54 pm
I didn’t think it was possible for a girl to look better with her clothes on. I think I found her.
#32 | Comment by Sampson — July 5, 2010 @ 4:49 pm
How would you know? She’s still wearing clothes.
#33 | Comment by alberach — July 5, 2010 @ 7:28 pm
I’m sure it’s possible for a girl to look better with her clothes on. Think of Lohan, once the clothes came off she was all freckely and man-nippley. She was always hotter before her clothes came off. Same goes for Neve Campbell and her weird nipples.
I’m sure Lady Gaga is more attractive with her clothes on. Not that she is attractive, but I’m sure she is less attractive naked. You know, because of the penis and everything.
#34 | Comment by evil monkey — July 6, 2010 @ 12:28 am
I noticed that straight off too. Her boobs are pushed up so much she is probably quite close to a nipslip in some of the pics. I still fapped.
The awful truth. Nothing will ever be as consistently disappointing as Lilo’s nipples, not even Star Wars episodes 1-3 or every single Bond movie after Live and Let Die.
#35 | Comment by cobalt — July 6, 2010 @ 8:40 am
Oh, I forgot Goldeneye. That was quite good. Fact: Famke Janssen peaked in that movie.
#36 | Comment by cobalt — July 6, 2010 @ 8:45 am
want
#37 | Comment by Mister — July 10, 2010 @ 11:25 pm
Happy Birthday!
#38 | Comment by Dave — July 22, 2010 @ 1:31 am
And on the west coast in five…four…three…two…one…
Too old! Do not want! (lie. I’d still hit it like it owed me money)
#39 | Comment by Blumpkin — July 22, 2010 @ 3:00 am
back in the wild west days you didnt need to wait until mexican poon was 18 to start tapping it, didnt need their permission either
#40 | Comment by Bruin — July 22, 2010 @ 1:23 pm
Ready for that bukakke scene…
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20100723/Selena%20Gomez%20Fallon/big_selena-gomez-fallon-0.html
#41 | Comment by Doug — July 24, 2010 @ 11:01 am
^ Couldn’t you have cropped the picture? We didn’t need to see Jimmy Fallon looking like he’s ready to challenge Selena for a mouthful of man mayo.
#42 | Comment by Blumpkin — July 24, 2010 @ 3:22 pm
WTF? Do I have to do everything around here? BTW, you’re welcome.
#43 | Comment by Doug — July 25, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
Thanks #41/43
#44 | Comment by Dirty — July 26, 2010 @ 1:25 am