Taylor Momsen

Cindy Lou Who and her band are playing the Warped Tour.

Despite the fact that’s she’s almost a year younger than Smiley, Taylor is not about to be outskanked by that 17-year old hussy, so she put on her best lingerie and flashed some crotch to the cameras around the stage. Beat that, Hannah Montana!

In case you were wondering what jailbait rock sounds like these days, here’s a sample…

So when The Pretty Reckless rolls into your town, put on your Pedobear t-shirt (I know all of you own one) and go check them out!

111 thoughts on “Taylor Momsen

  1. This girl would be so much more fap-worthy if she would ditch the “Courtney Love Starter Kit” look.

    #1 | Comment by Blumpkin — June 29, 2010 @ 4:35 am

  2. She’s trying way too hard… methinks it’s overcompesating for something. What? No idea. I’ll bet she just has a lame personality…

    #2 | Comment by BobBobson — June 29, 2010 @ 4:40 am

  3. Her Playboy spread is gonna be fantastic.

    #3 | Comment by Nobody — June 29, 2010 @ 4:45 am

  4. I kinda like the song… :/

    #4 | Comment by zomg — June 29, 2010 @ 5:15 am

  5. im not gonna lie, i like her. i like that song. and, yes. my pants are off right now. Fact.

    #5 | Comment by Xan — June 29, 2010 @ 5:17 am

  6. p.s.
    its gonna be thanx to her and her kind that the age of consent will be dropped one day because of over-crowding in the prisons….erm,over over-crowding o.o

    #6 | Comment by Xan — June 29, 2010 @ 5:19 am

  7. “Song’s kinda meh, but I did not expect that voice to come out of her. Wow. It doesn’t blow me away, but she’s cute and she’s got a sultry voice, nothing wrong with that. I agree, she took this look a step past where it was hot, but she’s still damn good looking and she’s young, she should enjoy herself.”

    “Also, no ‘OMG Two posts in less than a week’ comment yet? Gettin’ slow with the flames people…”

    #7 | Comment by Ryuka — June 29, 2010 @ 5:35 am

  8. I dunno… these images seem to evoke the smell of armpits, cilantro burps and warm shoes.

    #2 is right: Overcompensation for lack of capabilities.

    Is it possible to peak at 17?

    #8 | Comment by Picard (Captain) — June 29, 2010 @ 7:20 am

  9. Not that bad of a song, and I think the look is pretty hawt, which means I am going to be cursed with a skank daughter that will make me rue ever saying those words.

    Want REAL pedobear rock?? Just check out Care Bears on FIre!!

    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/carebearsonfire.jpg

    http://www.myspace.com/carebearsonfire

    #9 | Comment by geekazoid — June 29, 2010 @ 8:54 am

  10. Why, oh why, do we never get any good butt pics? Someone ask these girls to turn around once in awhile.

    #10 | Comment by bbr — June 29, 2010 @ 9:52 am

  11. Dosen’t she ever turn around? I get the idea from the front, now show us the rear view!

    #11 | Comment by paulie — June 29, 2010 @ 9:52 am

  12. #8 is so right about the smells lol..

    still.. v hawt…

    #12 | Comment by yawn — June 29, 2010 @ 10:25 am

  13. They’re pretty good. And I did not expect that voice…

    #13 | Comment by alberach — June 29, 2010 @ 11:13 am

  14. Gross.

    #14 | Comment by asdf — June 29, 2010 @ 11:43 am

  15. Cherie Currie alert…

    #15 | Comment by Coolstream — June 29, 2010 @ 1:07 pm

  16. This chick needs to drop the cigs, smile, and get a better fucking attitude in general.

    #16 | Comment by a — June 29, 2010 @ 3:21 pm

  17. Somebody should really take this girl to the hospital. I think those stockings might be permanently stuck on her legs.

    #17 | Comment by dex — June 29, 2010 @ 3:35 pm

  18. Nice camel toe…but, WHO?????

    #18 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 29, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

  19. She’d be hotter if she wasn’t trying so hard to be hot.

    #19 | Comment by Nobody — June 29, 2010 @ 6:46 pm

  20. Record-company manufacturing job, the voice too.

    10 & 11 posted within 1 second of each other – weird.

    #20 | Comment by Metacarpal — June 29, 2010 @ 8:35 pm

  21. She’ll be in rehab within a year.

    #21 | Comment by Larry the white guy — June 29, 2010 @ 9:57 pm

  22. I keep listening to this song and I like it more and more. It even sounds good live

    #22 | Comment by zomg — June 29, 2010 @ 10:31 pm

  23. #10….she doesnt have one..

    #23 | Comment by anon — June 29, 2010 @ 11:56 pm

  24. Does Justin got a new site? seems like its only Angelbaby updating this one.

    #24 | Comment by kolea — June 30, 2010 @ 12:55 am

  25. I bet she´s a shaver…

    #25 | Comment by Paul B — June 30, 2010 @ 2:11 am

  26. #20 her voice is fine, good even… listen to her live shit

    #26 | Comment by Coolstream — June 30, 2010 @ 4:12 am

  27. post some Lucy Hale.

    #27 | Comment by Xan — June 30, 2010 @ 9:51 am

  28. ^^
    Xan! Thanks so much for the tip! HALE, YES!!! Just googled that cutie!

    #28 | Comment by geekazoid — June 30, 2010 @ 11:16 am

  29. Lucy Hale is indeed pretty “win”… good singer, decent enough actor, cute as a button!

    #29 | Comment by Coolstream — June 30, 2010 @ 11:49 am

  30. Lucy Hale is 21. Too old.

    #30 | Comment by Nobody — June 30, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

  31. ^^^
    this is a new age of the pedophile. she’s the best of both worlds…she’s legal, but she looks 15/16. win/win.

    #31 | Comment by Xan — July 1, 2010 @ 12:19 am

  32. Hey, she’s like Avril Lavigne if Avril Lavigne was attractive. Not bad.

    Somehow I think her music career will be as quickly forgotten as Leighton Meester’s. But they can take solace in the fact that they were in the limelight for a few seconds. And within those few seconds, I spanked it to their music videos.

    #32 | Comment by evil monkey — July 1, 2010 @ 2:35 am

  33. fukin poser,

    prolly never tried suicide,

    or heroin.

    still fapped

    #33 | Comment by filthyfish — July 2, 2010 @ 4:34 am

  34. okay I’ll admit – Wasn’t as bad as I thought. I expected much much worse. That said, it’s still nothing spectacular.

    And tt’s like she’s trying to channel Cherie Currie but instead she’s like a disturbed annoying teenage girl playing dress up…badly.

    Don’t quit your day job! …on second thought, please quit your day job too.

    #34 | Comment by inthelaw — July 2, 2010 @ 7:09 am

  35. Apparently she was on the rag when those photos were taken.

    http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2709104/Taylor_Momsen_Tampon_Blood_Cam

    You can see the tampon string in a couple of the close-ups… ewwww.

    #35 | Comment by Smiley — July 2, 2010 @ 10:01 pm

  36. well thats a buzz kill

    #36 | Comment by Xan — July 3, 2010 @ 1:07 am

  37. All the better to floss with when your done eating.

    #37 | Comment by Pirho — July 3, 2010 @ 8:33 am

  38. She’s not the most attractive chick in the world, and she’s really trying to hard … but there is something undeniably attractive about a girl he age who looks like she’d be down with getting DP’d by Lex Steele and Mandingo if it would get her 10 minutes of airtime.

    #38 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 4, 2010 @ 2:23 pm

  39. …I don’t care… I’d stick my face down there any day…

    #39 | Comment by Paul B — July 4, 2010 @ 8:56 pm

  40. She just caused an involuntary spurt of jizz to fly out of my schlong.

    #40 | Comment by Bill Tyree — July 5, 2010 @ 9:25 pm

  41. Pass.

    And why do these girly singers and their groups always sound like Evanescence or Paramore tribute acts these days? Need less stage school. People used to attack riot grrrl for not being ‘legit’ but it sounds fucking inspired compared to this feeble shit.

    + 10 points for tampon string though. Crimson tide, fuck yeah.

    #41 | Comment by cobalt — July 6, 2010 @ 9:14 am

  42. Taylor Momsen: The most pathetic poser I have ever seen,,,and she is a royal asshole to boot..extreme bitch with a snotty attitude.

    Drop dead Taylor

    #42 | Comment by frankenstory — July 6, 2010 @ 5:14 pm

  43. Her voice sounds like a 35 year old chain smoker. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s “Milli Vanilli”-ing it.

    I’d do her though.

    #43 | Comment by Sampson — July 6, 2010 @ 8:34 pm

  44. Wow, there hasn’t been a comment made on this site in over a full day. That must be a new low. Or a new high in indifference.

    #44 | Comment by evil monkey — July 9, 2010 @ 1:43 am

  45. we grow tired of this post. time to move on.

    #45 | Comment by Pirho — July 9, 2010 @ 3:46 am

  46. ^^^

    I blame this summer heat. It’s tough beating off and typing at the same time.

    #46 | Comment by Smiley — July 9, 2010 @ 3:46 am

  47. @45 “What makes you think that matters? We got quite a few posts in a short time just recently, this is a one per 3 weeks site now. There are other sites on the internet, go there. Seriously, if you get your fix elsewhere, you can come back, nothing will stop you.”

    #47 | Comment by Ryuka — July 9, 2010 @ 6:26 am

  48. Miley said I matter

    #48 | Comment by Pirho — July 10, 2010 @ 8:17 am

  49. @ coolstream
    Cherrie Currie was hotter (and better singer) than Taylor Momsen :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE

    Dakota Fanning is not bad too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNNp5GyzlKc&feature=related

    #49 | Comment by looping1979 — July 10, 2010 @ 1:40 pm

  50. Dakota Fanning is a better singer than Cherrie Currie IMO…

    In a comparison of sheer physical attractiveness between Cherri, Taylor and Dakota I would rank them as Dakota-Taylor-Cherri… But that’s just personal prefrence

    #50 | Comment by Coolstream — July 10, 2010 @ 7:09 pm

  51. off topic, sorry. is this miley?
    http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/7/best_celebrity_asses/best_celebrity_asses_076.php

    #51 | Comment by ronjonjojo — July 11, 2010 @ 1:37 am

  52. At first glance, I’d say yes. Looks like her hair.

    #52 | Comment by alberach — July 11, 2010 @ 11:31 am

  53. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass…

    Amatures…

    #53 | Comment by Coolstream — July 11, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

  54. Anyone know where I can find the emma watson pics taht were going around in may that reps insisted were fake??

    #54 | Comment by madeye — July 11, 2010 @ 3:32 pm

  55. 53 is a spelling amateur.

    #55 | Comment by Metacarpal — July 11, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

  56. #50: If you think she’s a better singer based on those two links then you’re an idiot. The first link is Cherie Currie singing live and the second is Dakota on a modern, studio recording. These days anyone can sound amazing in the studio, even if they can’t sing for shit on a live mic (*cough* Miley *cough*).

    #56 | Comment by EmJee — July 12, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

  57. next time lose the panties! I wanna see pussy! Missed Smiley’s 🙁

    #57 | Comment by Kestrel1940 — July 13, 2010 @ 8:29 am

  58. Wasnt anything spectacular.

    #58 | Comment by Pirho — July 13, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

  59. Let’s see if we can go a month without an update this time.

    #59 | Comment by pwrdrive — July 16, 2010 @ 2:10 am

  60. ^ # 59,Lets see if you can go away and no one will care

    #60 | Comment by frankenstory — July 16, 2010 @ 7:39 pm

  61. Meh, I happen to agree with 59. At least re-post something really really old for every day that there’s nothing new gives the appearance something is happening. Preferably with nudity.

    #61 | Comment by a — July 17, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

  62. moar miley!

    #62 | Comment by Pirho — July 17, 2010 @ 5:10 pm

  63. More pale thighs!

    #63 | Comment by Josh — July 17, 2010 @ 5:28 pm

  64. what do you think Justin is doing right now?

    #64 | Comment by filthy — July 18, 2010 @ 9:05 am

  65. ^^^
    seven letters…starts with fap, ends in ing.

    #65 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 18, 2010 @ 10:14 pm

  66. fapsing?

    #66 | Comment by flyboy — July 18, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

  67. man, I need sometime to fap to right now

    #67 | Comment by Dirk — July 19, 2010 @ 2:14 pm

  68. I meant, somthing to fap to right now. And I still need it. May go to sold old faithfuls.

    #68 | Comment by Dirk — July 19, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

  69. #68: I was going to wait until the next thread (LOL!!!) to post this glorious find, but you gotta help a pedo in need:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/d801a589281649
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/5d49fb89281652
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/05f97389281653
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/9f737289281654
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/c856f389281655

    Whoever thought of that trick is a fucking genius.

    #69 | Comment by cobalt — July 19, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

  70. I wanna lick her best friend:

    “The Disorder Magazine journalist who interviewed the teen star explained that she is not homosexual and that she loves her vibrator saying, ‘Momsen does swear like a trooper. She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.’”

    #70 | Comment by Josh — July 20, 2010 @ 3:06 am

  71. I’m now haunted by the image of Chris Hansen asking Taylor’s vibrator to “please have a seat.”

    #71 | Comment by Blumpkin — July 20, 2010 @ 4:22 am

  72. thanks, i love selena

    #72 | Comment by Dirk — July 20, 2010 @ 8:08 am

  73. @69 That really shouldn’t make the images any sexier, but holy shit does it ever work. I have a new favorite optical illusion.

    #73 | Comment by Dave — July 20, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

  74. http://www.imagebam.com/image/c856f389281655

    My Fav!

    #74 | Comment by Pirho — July 20, 2010 @ 5:46 pm

  75. Well, it’s been nearly a month since the last post and tomorrow, apparently, is Selena Gomez’ 18th birthday …. maybe we’re getting a mega post tomorrow to celebrate.

    #75 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 21, 2010 @ 6:51 am

  76. I hope she gets nude or at least a decent nip slip to celebrate.

    #76 | Comment by Pirho — July 21, 2010 @ 6:53 am

  77. #69 cobalt, that is absolutely awesome! We need more like that. How did you find those, and did they do it to pictures of any other girls?

    #77 | Comment by fluffernutter — July 21, 2010 @ 8:21 am

  78. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING…

    http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2010/07/19/kendalls-beautiful-beach-photo-shoot/kendall-jenner-beach-modeling-photos-6/

    #78 | Comment by anon — July 21, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

  79. Nice, too bad she didnt inherit here sisters tits or ass.

    #79 | Comment by Pirho — July 21, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

  80. Kim didn’t inherit those either.

    #80 | Comment by Hannah-tized — July 21, 2010 @ 7:28 pm

  81. That has to be the least revealing bikini shoot ever. I am typically a leg man, but when I click on a link with the word beach, I expect to see tummy or ass or tits.

    #81 | Comment by Dave — July 22, 2010 @ 1:34 am

  82. #77: Some anon posted them on a chanboard, but it’s a simple technique. Layer over the picture with a single color, turn down the opacity so you can see the picture underneath, and then use a circular eraser to cut out the nekkid bits before bringing the opacity bacy to 100%. The art is in finding the most convincing arrangement of circles and shapes to create the illusion of nudity.

    I tried a couple during my lunch break:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/f35f3f89614273
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/35a60f89614276

    Also Smiley as a bonus:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/55b3c889614277

    #82 | Comment by cobalt — July 22, 2010 @ 7:16 am

  83. Nice one on the Miley!

    #83 | Comment by Pirho — July 22, 2010 @ 8:00 am

  84. Remember the days when Justin used to be so thrilled by something as miniscule as an Asian girl dancing for two seconds in a Pepsi commercial, and how you couldn’t get him to stfu about it? I miss that motherfucker. Or daughterfucker, as the case may be.

    #84 | Comment by Sam — July 22, 2010 @ 6:24 pm

  85. I’m in agreement with Dave. There’s no logical way that should work, but good LORD those pictures are sexy!

    #85 | Comment by Dude — July 22, 2010 @ 6:50 pm

  86. Cobalt for post of the year!!!

    I tried it myself but I didn’t know the opacity trick. Now I have to retroactively go look at every celeb bikini photo for the last 5 years and see if the circle trick works!!

    #86 | Comment by Cardiff — July 22, 2010 @ 8:25 pm

  87. Brooklyn Decker

    http://img261.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56769_brooklyn_123_175lo.jpg

    Nina Dobrev

    http://img184.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56771_nina_123_895lo.jpg

    #87 | Comment by Cardiff — July 22, 2010 @ 11:52 pm

  88. What about real pictures with no circles: Christina Ricci

    #88 | Comment by Paul — July 23, 2010 @ 2:13 am

  89. OMG did she have her boobs reduced?

    #89 | Comment by Pirho — July 23, 2010 @ 7:04 am

  90. She denies it, saying it was weight loss. I don’t buy it. It’s the same thing Jennifer Connelly tries to say. Neither of them is that much thinner than they used to be, but their boobs are practically gone. Seems kinda suspicious to me…

    #90 | Comment by alberach — July 23, 2010 @ 10:52 am

  91. When has Christina Ricci ever denied breast reduction surgery? Have you seen the photo of her breasts right after she got a tattoo of a bird on one?

    She CLEARLY has breast reduction surgery scars.

    #91 | Comment by Coolstream — July 23, 2010 @ 2:44 pm

  92. NOM NOM NOM…kendell jenner….NOM NOM NOM NOM

    #92 | Comment by Xan — July 23, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

  93. @87 Wow Brooklyn Decker has the hips of an 80-year-old man

    #93 | Comment by Kingpin — July 23, 2010 @ 6:08 pm

  94. It’d be nice if someone, anyone, updated the site. Taylor “trailer-trash” Momsen needs to be replaced.

    #94 | Comment by a nony mouse — July 23, 2010 @ 6:43 pm

  95. #91 – Can’t remember where she said it, actually. But I read an article a couple of days ago where she denies it, basically saying “Why would I think smaller boobs would give me MORE roles?”
    As far as the surgery scars, are there any pics that show those breasts with a face? Without a face, those could belong to anyone.

    #95 | Comment by alberach — July 24, 2010 @ 1:24 am

  96. Her tits were way bigger and shaped different in Black Snake Moan, and that shit has nothing to do with anything from 2001…

    #96 | Comment by a — July 24, 2010 @ 2:47 am

  97. I hope this bitch ends up in jail like Lohan.

    #97 | Comment by Taylor Momsen SUCKS! — July 24, 2010 @ 3:15 am

  98. For some reason I don’t like Taylor Momsen, but I love Jenny Humphrey.

    #98 | Comment by pwrdrive — July 24, 2010 @ 10:06 pm

  99. DLT is too slow, need to do a post on Jessi Slaughter.

    #99 | Comment by Cardiff — July 25, 2010 @ 3:19 am

  100. #100 bitches!

    #100 | Comment by #100 — July 25, 2010 @ 3:31 am

  101. #100 is the new FIRST!

    #101 | Comment by Whatever... Post something you idiot — July 25, 2010 @ 9:11 am

  102. here.

    fun starts at 2:45

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8NsP8wqY0s

    you’re welcome

    #102 | Comment by Frank Holds — July 25, 2010 @ 9:41 am

  103. Fuck Taylor Cumrag. If we’re talking about wannabe rockers, post some pics of Hayley Williams tits. She’s much more interesting … and her band is better too.

    #103 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 25, 2010 @ 1:20 pm

  104. My hand is forgetting how to fap. NEED NEW SLUTPICS NOW! …thank you

    #104 | Comment by a nony mouse — July 25, 2010 @ 3:24 pm

  105. …She looks like a 12 y.o. version of Rachel McAdams: Chloe Moretz

    #105 | Comment by Paul — July 25, 2010 @ 7:38 pm

  106. Dont know if you seen these before, more Taylor

    #106 | Comment by nope — July 26, 2010 @ 1:09 am

  107. #102 – They’re not bad, but tits or GTFO….

    #107 | Comment by flyboy — July 26, 2010 @ 1:23 am

  108. @102-

    Send that vid to the “iCarly” people and tell them to start taking notes

    #108 | Comment by Blumpkin — July 26, 2010 @ 2:05 am

  109. She’s 17 today. She said so at Vans.

    #109 | Comment by Dirk — July 26, 2010 @ 11:26 pm

  110. #87: Yeah I made a few more of those before getting bored:

    Demi: http://www.imagebam.com/image/1b262390401720
    Mischa: http://www.imagebam.com/image/c2ce1690401722
    ASR: http://www.imagebam.com/image/1b262390401723

    My new project is shopping semen onto Selena’s sweet visage. No convincing results yet.

    #110 | Comment by cobalt — July 27, 2010 @ 1:58 pm

  111. Hey Cobalt just to let you know the Demi one is the same as the Dakoda one 🙂 Those other two are awesome!!! We should start a topic just for these type pics lol

    #111 | Comment by azul360 — July 27, 2010 @ 2:13 pm

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