Natalie and Mila

Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s creepy-looking thriller about ballet (lol wut) featuring Mila Kunis stalking and kissing Natalie Portman.

Do want.

When asked about the kiss in an interview, Mila tried to downplay it…

“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.”

43 thoughts on “Natalie and Mila

  1. Hello… I gotta go and find a good youtube download ff extension.

    #1 | Comment by BobBobson — August 18, 2010 @ 3:08 am

  2. neither one of them do it for me separately, but together…they do it.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — August 18, 2010 @ 3:23 am

  3. It looks OK, I suppose, but it doesn’t have piranhas or is in 3D. Probably won’t stand a chance come Oscar time. Not without piranhas.

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — August 18, 2010 @ 4:01 am

  4. just close your eyes when mila’s talking and picture meg griffin telling nat “i have my ways.”

    this movie could be a comedy gold mine.

    #4 | Comment by zilch — August 18, 2010 @ 5:29 am

  5. unless there are boobies it could turn out bad

    guys sometimes 2 hot chicks doesn’t mean its a good movie

    Portman + Scarlett Johansson

    The Other Boleyn Girl – Trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUZojhOdphg

    #5 | Comment by adsf — August 18, 2010 @ 7:30 am

  6. Each one of them, seperately, do it for me. Together, they require me to book a visit with my orthopedic surgeon for surgical wrist repair.

    #6 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 18, 2010 @ 7:36 am

  7. neither one of them is aging well.

    I mean, both attractive and all still, but I think both are heading downhill. Kinda like Korean women when they hit their late 30’s

    #7 | Comment by filthy — August 18, 2010 @ 7:47 am

  8. Winona Ryder is in this too. Will there be an epic threesome?

    #8 | Comment by bbr — August 18, 2010 @ 9:32 am

  9. Too old, Do not want!

    #9 | Comment by pirho — August 18, 2010 @ 9:35 am

  10. Zomg did I see Nat fingerbanging herself in that clip?

    #10 | Comment by gulliver — August 18, 2010 @ 11:37 am

  11. i hate previews.. they ruin movies.. why not just isolate the hot part?

    #11 | Comment by yawn — August 18, 2010 @ 1:21 pm

  12. Most of the movie looks like chicks overacting. The narration at the start is ridiciulous. And if there’s any nudity at all it won’t last more than a couple of seconds. Oh, did I mention it’s about ballet?

    Darren Aronofsky = Guaranteed Giant Monster Epic Squared Fail!

    #12 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — August 18, 2010 @ 2:05 pm

  13. Not true. Five words: Jennifer Connelley.Ass to ass.

    #13 | Comment by Crawley — August 18, 2010 @ 3:18 pm

  14. ^^^ mashed potatoes!

    #14 | Comment by dex — August 18, 2010 @ 3:23 pm

  15. I hope it include a scissoring scene…!

    #15 | Comment by Paul — August 18, 2010 @ 11:41 pm

  16. Slowly coming around to the idea that Kunis > Portman.

    And it’s tragic that WR’s career has plummeted so far that she doesn’t even make a trailer. (pun?)

    #16 | Comment by Metacarpal — August 19, 2010 @ 1:13 am

  17. Prediction: Kunis and Portman will not age well.

    Perhaps not as bad as Helen Hunt or Laura San Giacomo though, as those are extreme cases.

    I suppose not everyone can be Heather Locklear or me.

    #17 | Comment by Picard (Captain) — August 19, 2010 @ 2:53 am

  18. 12: you are nuts. not only does Aronofsky make great films, he includes plenty of nudity for you drooling pervs. what about marisa tomei in the wrestler?

    #18 | Comment by trot — August 19, 2010 @ 8:18 am

  19. Obvy, I would not hesitate to bang either of them, should the opportunity arise. It never will, so whatever, but still… Ever since Sarah Marshall, Mila Kunis has been waaaaay hot. So hot that I began to see her as hot on That 70’s Show.

    #19 | Comment by a — August 19, 2010 @ 2:56 pm

  20. Tomei showed her boobs. i doubt Aronofsky can get Portman / Kunis
    to show theirs .

    #20 | Comment by adsf — August 19, 2010 @ 7:05 pm

  21. ^^^
    to bad yep to bad

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 19, 2010 @ 7:21 pm

  22. The more amazing thing would be if Aronofsky could get Winona to finally unleash her tubes on film. I’ve been dying to see those since Lucas.

    #22 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 19, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

  23. Oh and the Alessandra Torresani Maxim outakes with full boob shots are out there. I don’t know what it is about her … but I like it. Glad Caprica is returning.

    #23 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 19, 2010 @ 11:45 pm

  24. #9. pirho : Does it hurt you that NOBODY wants you? LOSER

    #24 | Comment by frankenstory — August 20, 2010 @ 9:29 pm

  25. #7

    My thoughts exactly, it looks like Portman has hit the wall and Mila has gone downhill too. Pretty women but not hot young tender nubiles anymore.

    Old is old

    #25 | Comment by Larry — August 20, 2010 @ 9:46 pm

  26. #25 – In their defence, I think they are supposed to look at a little haggard because they’re ultra competitive , over-trained ballerinas / performers and not overly glamorous. And the fact that Natalie is supposed to be a little nutso.

    A quick remedy to that is to do a 20 guy creampie gangbang and film it. Four out of five doctors agree!

    #26 | Comment by Smiley — August 20, 2010 @ 10:32 pm

  27. Mila + Natalie?

    That’s an “I’ll be in my bunk” moment if there ever was one..

    #27 | Comment by flyboy — August 21, 2010 @ 2:15 pm

  28. Fat + Kunt = Fail

    #28 | Comment by ANASLEX — August 22, 2010 @ 1:34 am

  29. #24 As long as your mothers asshole is still around, I’ll be happy.

    #29 | Comment by Pirho — August 22, 2010 @ 8:24 am

  30. Isn’t it about time Portman was taken outside and shot?

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — August 23, 2010 @ 7:54 am

  31. Alessandra Torresani doing CALL ON ME

    WOAH! ‘pause’…. replay.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qior1MwPbhM

    #31 | Comment by Woah — August 23, 2010 @ 6:58 pm

  32. Didn’t I see this movie when they called it “Single White Female”?

    #32 | Comment by bunkerbill — August 23, 2010 @ 9:19 pm

  33. Guys, what happened to Kewtr?

    #33 | Comment by Frank Holds — August 24, 2010 @ 10:29 am

  34. #31….that was pretty damn hot!

    Almost forgot who that girl was…had to look her up.

    She’s just not as hot as a Cylon

    #34 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 24, 2010 @ 11:43 am

  35. Ya know, she not great looking, she is cute, but she exudes a hotness and dirtiness about her that makes me want to do some ATM on her.

    #35 | Comment by Pirho — August 24, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

  36. I might watch this garbage, but I’m silly like that.
    I wonder if Natalie’s face one day permanently get stuck in that horrid, sorrowful, “I’m choking on a lemon” Face!!?

    #36 | Comment by Frank Stern — August 26, 2010 @ 3:49 am

  37. #35: For a second there I thought you were referring to some kind of fucked up cash machine porn.

    Also, #36, I LOL’d.

    #37 | Comment by cobalt — August 26, 2010 @ 6:49 am

  38. Nah I was referring to #31 link

    #38 | Comment by Pirho — August 26, 2010 @ 10:20 am

  39. #35: Dirty Sanchez ATM – FTW!!!

    #39 | Comment by Rwell1127 — August 26, 2010 @ 9:50 pm

  40. This is me requesting an animated gif of the very short part of the trailer where they run at each other and zomg kiss.

    I’d make it myself but that might ruin the point of this post.

    #40 | Comment by dizzle — August 28, 2010 @ 4:06 am

  41. ^^^
    how’s this?

    http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/BlackSwan.gif

    enjoy!

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 28, 2010 @ 4:20 am

  42. Thanks Angelbaby. If you had posted that from the start I wouldn’t have had to waste my time with the rest of the trailer.

    Is it weird to fap to a looped 3 seconds gif?

    #42 | Comment by evil monkey — August 28, 2010 @ 12:06 pm

  43. You guys don’t think Mila Kunis is aging well? That’s crazy! She’s one of the few women in Hollywood who’s actually getting hotter as she’s getting older. For example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpZsBxvJYA&hd=1

    #43 | Comment by Dudeicle — September 5, 2010 @ 2:00 pm

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