A little late to the party but a buddy of mine mentioned the title of this movie a coupla days ago but i never really thought about looking it up for myself. All i had to go on it was the title. The Human Centipede.

Anyhow, i was surfing the internets today and somehow stumbled upon the poster for the movie in an internet forum thread.

Hum. Interesting.

A quick Youtube search later and this:


36 thoughts on “WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

  1. Been busting this site for years so I’m gonna enjoy this;…..FIRST!

    films looks awful.

    #1 | Comment by Phynix — August 27, 2010 @ 3:01 am


    #2 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 3:02 am

  3. Id hate to be that human centipede’s friend. They would takes AGES to put their shoes on when you ask them to come out and play.

    #3 | Comment by gulliver — August 27, 2010 @ 4:41 am

  4. I hate hanging around the human centipede. First guy’s cool, the other two are such ass kissers. I mean talk about a couple of brown nosers!

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — August 27, 2010 @ 5:12 am

  5. I recognize that doc. I AM FULLY CHARGED!

    #5 | Comment by wtfamireading — August 27, 2010 @ 5:22 am

  6. PS this movie sucks ass… and another ass.

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — August 27, 2010 @ 5:47 am

  7. i find the whole premise rather laughable… to be in any way interesting, you would have to find a way to attatch the digestive systems directly… this is just one sick fucks fetish porn, and in no way “100% Medically Accurate”… well except for the fact that the parts would die

    #7 | Comment by MIK — August 27, 2010 @ 7:03 am

  8. That is so weird. I just had to show a friend this movie who is here form overseas. Finished watching and come on here and see a post about it.

    Just so you know it doesnt get better the second time round, but it is worth a watch at least once.

    #8 | Comment by Boo — August 27, 2010 @ 8:10 am

  9. Also Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus beats this movie hands down.

    #9 | Comment by Boo — August 27, 2010 @ 8:12 am

  10. Damn you all! I can only ASSume this is going to be a terrible movie.

    #10 | Comment by Pirho — August 27, 2010 @ 8:39 am

  11. i just downloaded the movie and im watching it right now.

    i’m up to the part where the japanese guy just got kidnapped.

    #11 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 8:52 am

  12. WHAT IS THIS YOU DONT EVEN read your own site’s comments:


    TBH I’m surprised AB got there first because this premise is prime 2girls1cup Justin territory.

    Seriously though, this movie isn’t Japanese? The nips were caught napping there.

    #12 | Comment by cobalt — August 27, 2010 @ 8:56 am

  13. Butt then again, I guess the Dutch are equally fucked up.

    #13 | Comment by cobalt — August 27, 2010 @ 9:03 am

  14. what’s mind boggling is how the director even got the actors to agree to do ass to mouth to ass to mouth

    think about it!

    i dont even

    #14 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 9:07 am

  15. When you don’t know how else to say it, say it with a Human Centipede necklace:


    Best anniversary present EVER.

    #15 | Comment by zilch — August 27, 2010 @ 9:50 am

  16. ive seen this movie a few times and the best time that ive had watching it was when there was a group of 20 of my most crass friends all in one room with a lot of alcohol flowing.

    good times.

    #16 | Comment by Berx — August 27, 2010 @ 10:00 am

  17. just finished watching. the chick in the middle is pretty hot and is pretty much topless for the last half of the movie but i don’t think i can fap to her in centipede form.

    #17 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 10:01 am

  18. I´m from Germany, and not a single house looks like this her in Germany(as well as the guy xD ) and his words where everything, but German prononciation xD but anyway…I wanna see it^^

    #18 | Comment by sasa — August 27, 2010 @ 10:08 am

  19. oh and the wiki explains a lot. lol wtf.


    #19 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 10:09 am

  20. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede

    #20 | Comment by idl3mind — August 27, 2010 @ 12:38 pm

  21. #12 – ya rly.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 27, 2010 @ 1:39 pm

  22. I think it is time Justin admits he was in jail for the last year. Then he needs to tell us about the awesome sex he had that got him stuck in jail.

    #22 | Comment by Dave — August 27, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

  23. ^^^
    I think it is time Justin admits he was in jail for the last year. Then he needs to tell us about the awesome sex he had while stuck in jail.


    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 27, 2010 @ 3:35 pm

  24. ^^^

    I think it is time Justin admits he was in jail for the last year. Then he needs to tell us about the awesome butt sex that ruptured his colon & made him cry every night.


    I keed. I keed.

    PS. At the Toronto Underground Cinema from Sept 28-31:
    Watch Human Centipede – “Centipede deal!” buy two tickets and get a third for free!

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — August 27, 2010 @ 3:46 pm

  25. Old as shit. Daniel talked about this on Tosh.0 like 2-3 weeks ago. He basically retold the entire plot in 23 minutes, and it was hilarious as usual.


    But I guess Comedy Central is on a delay by the time the signal reaches whatever bumblefuck cave in Afghanistan that Justin is squatting in. Kinda like how aliens are just now receiving television waves of original airings of I Love Lucy.

    #25 | Comment by dex — August 27, 2010 @ 3:53 pm

  26. ^^^
    and as pointed out, i commented about it here 3 months ago.

    but Tosh was indeed very funny. i’ve never watched the uncut stuff on the comedy central website, it’s basically like him doing stand-up. how on earth do they edit his show from that?

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 27, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

  27. oh hay guys! this was also already covered on /film in september 2009! hence the lttp.



    #27 | Comment by Justin — August 27, 2010 @ 4:24 pm

  28. ^^^

    Now that’s a centipede-based movie I could get behind.

    #28 | Comment by cobalt — August 27, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

  29. ^^^
    i see wat u did thar

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 27, 2010 @ 6:21 pm

  30. I’ve seen it. I look forward to the sequel, Human Centipede: Full Sequence

    #30 | Comment by Clone — August 27, 2010 @ 7:30 pm

  31. I don’t want to see it.. horror films aren’t my thing..

    #31 | Comment by garth — August 27, 2010 @ 8:55 pm

  32. Ebert, about the film – “[usually] I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don’t shine”


    #32 | Comment by reggidee — August 28, 2010 @ 12:49 pm

  33. This movie made me cum more than a pile of dead 4th graders in school girl skirts. Is there anything hotter than people being forced to eat shit for the rest of their existence? I think not. I’m getting half a stack just thinking about it. Fucking. Brilliant. Film.

    #33 | Comment by PreschoolPussyLover — August 29, 2010 @ 10:53 am

  34. you can all kiss my ass

    #34 | Comment by diddleysquat — September 11, 2010 @ 5:36 pm

  35. Fuck, now American shit has gone to scat too.

    #35 | Comment by SacredTutu — December 9, 2010 @ 3:51 pm

  36. Finally got around to watching this shit. The girl in the middle really does have excellent tits. I was disappointed we didn’t get to see her nude while he operated on her, like Beau Garrett in Turistas. That would have been borderline fappable.

    Movie wasn’t a complete failure. I hated the surgeon guy and really wanted them to fuck him up. In the end it isn’t as gory or scary as I thought it would be. Once he’s conjoined them it’s pretty comical. The only nasty bit is when he wrenches out her incisors.

    #36 | Comment by cobalt — March 25, 2011 @ 10:26 pm

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