I’ve been on a merry-go-round lately. And I’m getting a nausea attack. First there was moving, then there was moving in, and then school, and all the other things involved with school. I want to throw up a sign on my door that says, “Sorry, closed for business, on personal holiday, please leave message and don’t expect response.” But I can’t very well do that, because I commited myself to live in this world, and now I have to deal with it. *vomit* German school sucks. That’s putting it lightly. I have over 12 subjects, all on different days, no lunch, I have to creep around to smoke off of school grounds and my teachers / fellow class mates are a joke. I’m being a bit dramatic, and cynical, and generally negative. Deal with it, because I have to. Every day is an up and down hill, sometimes I managed to get to my computer and write an offline Deluge entry for my own site, that I hope sometime before the Second Coming will be posted – if I EVER get my phone and net connection up. At least we get free sattelite, but though shall not live off of sattelite alone. I can only handle so much of the German series, and old American series with voice overs that make me cringe.
My new apartment is sweet, and you should all be highly jealous of me and living like a hermit in the mountains with my dad in a 4,000 person town, where the hills outnumber the people evidently. That’s why I’m here in Heidelberg for the weekend – to get the hell away from .. the silence.
So, sorry that I don’t have anything really to say or report, except that I am sick of getting up at 5:30 every morning so I can go to school until 1 pm and not understand 80% of ANYTHING and come home and laugh at my homework before I throw it under the couch and clean the apartment and cook dinner. I am officially a real kitchen/house bitch now.
Justin, email me, you sack.
<3
Eve! <3 Eve!
#1 | Comment by puppydog — September 21, 2002 @ 9:51 am
lol germany is funny
#2 | Comment by erf — September 21, 2002 @ 9:56 am
Ich mochte die blau sahne mit das hund augen
#3 | Comment by Deutschland über alles — September 21, 2002 @ 11:21 am
bumsen sie…ich liebe sie mutter..
#4 | Comment by adolf hitler hates jews — September 21, 2002 @ 11:36 am
Ich verpasse Haben Sie, um zu sprechen
#5 | Comment by Dylan — September 21, 2002 @ 11:37 am
gah gah gah gah
#6 | Comment by meamgerman — September 21, 2002 @ 12:45 pm
my head hurts…
#7 | Comment by =/ — September 21, 2002 @ 1:56 pm
isn’t Germany the original home of Oktoberfest? wee that’s less than a month away 😀
also, college football rules
#8 | Comment by Chris — September 21, 2002 @ 3:09 pm
Eve ist eine Sexbombe! 😛
#9 | Comment by puppydog — September 21, 2002 @ 8:16 pm
I understand your pain Eve…but you should be gratefull. i live in a thrid world country in the caribean named Domincan Republic where school starts a seven in the morning and ends at one in the afternoon…sure its not much compared to the US but here theres somthing like six classes a day…SIX..thats a lotta work for just classrooms of 16-25 students…but then again i go to private school (private schools are over rated)you should be glad that you live in a developed nation with a rich historical legacy (Bling Bling Holy Romen Empire) a ethnic background of attractive blondes and the romantic language that we should thank for the creation of Gezuntait (sorry, im a spanish guy myself).
#10 | Comment by Celius_Quin — September 21, 2002 @ 8:53 pm
Phh…and what the hell would a girl like you be doing in a merry go round…i always pictured you as a house of mirrors or bumper cars kinda girl.
#11 | Comment by Celius_Quin — September 21, 2002 @ 8:59 pm
I am the Holy Roman Emperor ask Eve its true. A vast empire is at my disposal.
I would just like to add school hours of "seven in the morning and ends at one in the afternoon" are laid back. That is nothing to complain about. As Holy Roman Emperor I decree you to be silent Celius.
#12 | Comment by Dylan — September 21, 2002 @ 10:45 pm
Now, i just wanted to know, what the FUCK are you idiots blabbering about again… Cause you sound like FUCKIN MORONS….
#13 | Comment by Z — September 22, 2002 @ 3:24 am
Z- Fuck You.
#14 | Comment by 7upsetting — September 22, 2002 @ 5:44 am
Ehh, I didn’t knew this site had german readers.. Ahh what the fuck am I talking about, I’m a mexican and I visit it daily. I guess it’s all in the boobies =P. Actually, it’s a pretty good read, keep it up =).
#15 | Comment by biz — September 22, 2002 @ 10:11 am
We find a multicultural peace in boobs.
#16 | Comment by Dylan — September 22, 2002 @ 11:31 am
A thousand apologizes…i never intended to offend the great Barbarossa…i was wondering, was the dip worth it? Ok first-i really dont want to start a senceless msg board argument-so im a very sorry…i am bad at posting comments. I apologize for making a comment which only amused myself product of extreme boredom. I would especially like to apologize to Eve, Dylan, Justin, and any other person to whom i might have annoyed with my bad comment. ohh…i understand that seven to one is a laid back schedule.
So-i apologize…itll never happen again
#17 | Comment by Celius_Quin — September 22, 2002 @ 12:11 pm
Thanks Celius you may keep your first born male heir now. (nice humor btw its appreciated)
#18 | Comment by Dylan — September 22, 2002 @ 12:19 pm
Courtney Love is hosting MTV2 for 24 hours, this is like watching a train wreck with dead bodies all over. Who the hell came up with the idea of having this whore host a tv channel.
#19 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 22, 2002 @ 4:39 pm
The mighty fine US of A has a huge Train Wreck fetish as evidenced by shows like Anna Nichole’s and just about anything on MTV….I miss the good ole days of Beavis and Butthead. That was a show you could set your watch to.
#20 | Comment by bligityblah — September 22, 2002 @ 5:48 pm
They are talking about giving a reality show to Liza Minelli, I dont know why. Shes old, weird and has diminshed talent, fucking ignorant direcotrs.
#21 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 22, 2002 @ 10:13 pm
dont you mean television executives? Damn Vh1…
#22 | Comment by Celius_Quin — September 22, 2002 @ 11:30 pm
Check this site out: http://www.oish.com/
#23 | Comment by Mulletboy — September 22, 2002 @ 11:45 pm
Fick die verdammten Deutschen – Jeder idiot in Deutschland glaubt das Bush mit Hitler vergleichbar ist. Schwule Schweinehunde!
Motherfuckers – let me be clear. I will personally nuke you fucking Krauts to kingdom come. Each motherfucking one of ya.
Next Saddam.
And after that I’ll point a fucking nuclear missile at Mecca – and the next "terrorist" act that rubs me the wrong motherfucking way, I’ll pull the trigger. Goodbye holy city!
#24 | Comment by GEORGE W BUSH — September 23, 2002 @ 4:10 am
Yea fuck executives too and vh1 and umm Saddam.
#25 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 23, 2002 @ 4:28 am
Who the fuck gave Moby a show.
#26 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 23, 2002 @ 4:30 am
Wow, I didn’t know Dubya was THAT eloquent.
#27 | Comment by Jesus Fukking Christ — September 23, 2002 @ 4:38 am
Senor Moby? Most intelligent thing Eminem ever said was about Moby.
#28 | Comment by notme — September 23, 2002 @ 6:22 am
I am not an Eminem fan or a moby fan I hope they both rot in hell maybe Tony Blair can help me with that
#29 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 23, 2002 @ 11:01 am
When will Justin fuckin update?
#30 | Comment by Jay — September 23, 2002 @ 11:53 pm
justin is an idiot…im going to eat him…
#31 | Comment by cannibal — September 23, 2002 @ 11:59 pm
erf?
#32 | Comment by erf — September 24, 2002 @ 7:40 am
I hear he tastes like onions
#33 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 24, 2002 @ 12:11 pm
ehhh….onions…damn i thought he would taste like a dog…goddamit
#34 | Comment by cannibal — September 24, 2002 @ 12:56 pm
sorry to dissapoint you, Suzi tastes like dog
#35 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 24, 2002 @ 1:56 pm
I heard Suzi tastes like a bitch….Oh no you didnt…
#36 | Comment by Jay — September 24, 2002 @ 3:59 pm
I heard you guys are pretty rude.
#37 | Comment by suzi — September 24, 2002 @ 9:43 pm
yes..i am rude…rude as a piece of meat rotting in a cemetary with a man tearing off pieces of wax to put it on the dead body
#38 | Comment by cannibal — September 24, 2002 @ 10:00 pm
Wow……….cannibal………you are gay………gay as a man pumping another man in the ass………..yes…………very……….gay
#39 | Comment by Bubba — September 24, 2002 @ 10:06 pm
Justin! please post and save us, cause im bored
#40 | Comment by J.C. — September 24, 2002 @ 10:53 pm
hey….bubba…i wouldnt be talking…why are you talking about gay men….everything does not need to be centerd around homosexuals
#41 | Comment by cannibal — September 24, 2002 @ 11:19 pm
Gee cannibal — being sensitive all of the sudden? So it’s OK to offend one way but verboten another? … hypocrite.
#42 | Comment by just like youse. — September 25, 2002 @ 1:03 am
uh… I’ll do suzi in the butt if no one else wants to.
#43 | Comment by buttranger — September 25, 2002 @ 1:13 am
how did i offend someone? does that mean justin?
#44 | Comment by cannibal — September 25, 2002 @ 2:18 am
I am a homosexual necrophiliac
#45 | Comment by homosexual necrophiliac — September 25, 2002 @ 3:04 am
Justin post some boobs please, this is getting out of hand
#46 | Comment by Deltigre — September 25, 2002 @ 5:17 am
okay buttranger…u take her butt…i take her pussy..okay?
#47 | Comment by pussyranger — September 25, 2002 @ 5:29 am
Grow up you lot.
#48 | Comment by Carl — September 25, 2002 @ 6:31 am
Hey…… Cannibal…… good….. point…… why…… are…… you…….. trying……. to……. be……. the……. center…….. of……. attention…….. you……… homosexual……
#49 | Comment by Bubba — September 25, 2002 @ 12:50 pm
Holy Shit!! The balance of the force has been disrupted since Justin hasnt updated….What is happening to our WORLD?!?!?!?!
#50 | Comment by Jay — September 25, 2002 @ 2:46 pm
This is your world….hmmm….sad. No punani in real life for you i presume.
#51 | Comment by Dylan — September 25, 2002 @ 3:07 pm
post this is boring the shit out of me
#52 | Comment by erf — September 25, 2002 @ 4:58 pm
This is getting boring
#53 | Comment by EagerHonesty — September 25, 2002 @ 5:41 pm
I’m thinking at least half of these posts ARE from someone gay. It can be the only thing explaining why someone seems to be going out of their way to offend suzi and drive off the remaining few female readers of this thread.
Idiots.
#54 | Comment by smash — September 25, 2002 @ 7:43 pm
Ah men to that smash.
#55 | Comment by Bubba — September 25, 2002 @ 8:04 pm
now I want all the people to admit that they thought this post was from justin… ok maybe not.. because I haven’t been here in awhile… oops.. I am also kinda stoned… oops… it being weds and all and I have high school tomm… peace
#56 | Comment by gcracker713 — September 25, 2002 @ 8:09 pm
eve-what the hell does this mean?It was spoken at a concert in Utretch, Holland-make you can translate??:
(Phoneticlly)Ich kal-foo-ya & Koot Faduma
#57 | Comment by me — September 25, 2002 @ 8:29 pm
go look it up you lazy bastard hahahaha im so funny
#58 | Comment by erf — September 25, 2002 @ 9:20 pm
Holland? It’s Dutch, not Deutsch!
#59 | Comment by Banana — September 25, 2002 @ 11:19 pm
banana.
#60 | Comment by suzi — September 26, 2002 @ 12:53 pm
Suzi
#61 | Comment by Banana — September 30, 2002 @ 6:39 am
Bubba
#62 | Comment by Bubba — October 2, 2002 @ 11:28 am