The usual crap

Hi again assorted losers,

What a load of crap. There certainly are some freaks spending time here at this website. I imagine that a good portion of them have been just waiting and salivating, hitting the refresh button every 5 minutes just in case Jenn has posted again. Get out, do something, and only check every hour – That’s an order, right.

So what shall we talk about today? Me seems a good choice as always. I wonder if I am strange as I am the only person I know who is truely sexually excited by their own body, or images of said body. I have tried everything, videos, magazines, who wants to be a millionaire, but the only thing that really turns me on is pictures of my own naked skin. In some ways, it makes things very easy – I can sexually excite myself any where and any time, just by looking at my breasts. Pictures are best, but the real thing is also sufficient. I turn myself on.

Anyway, enough of that. I will post my thoughts here from time to time (for my own benefit you understand, not for yours) and perhaps we will explore together some of the more interesting activities available to fill that 1 hour window that you are allowed between hitting that refresh button.

Does anyone else post on this site, or all of you scared that the nasty lady might pick on you?

Love

Jenn

Oh, and by the way, I nearly forgot, Justin, make sure you wash your asshole really well, and do those exercises that we talked about to get you ready for the big day you fucking little pansy

33 thoughts on “The usual crap

  1. I’m sure I would be excited by your brests….common send me some pics. You obviously have some that your looking at. Don’t be shy.

    #1 | Comment by pangwinking — November 20, 2002 @ 6:31 am

  2. Jenn you making us curious about you. show us some of your skin

    kbeachboy

    #2 | Comment by kbeachboy — November 20, 2002 @ 7:15 am

  3. I am in no way curious about you if you look like Ellen Feiss. Now I know for a fact that the real Jenn, "I will stick my fist in your anus", is not posting on this site. Now, if it really is her……..I hate you now Justin. That’s just messed up, way over the line.

    "NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE!"

    #3 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 7:28 am

  4. So just because I don’t mention fisting your fucking ass in my post it’s not me? You are totally fixated on me already aren’t you Bubba. You can’t wait for me to turn you on by talking about violating your little shit-hole. Couldn’t you at least put up a fight.

    Love

    Jenn

    #4 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 20, 2002 @ 7:37 am

  5. I must…resist.

    You…..are…Banana’s girl.

    #5 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 8:11 am

  6. Oh, and, by, the, way, "NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE!"

    Look at all those commas, I am so funny. 🙂

    Jenn, kingolf, go here. http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_comma.html

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 8:17 am

  7. i think jenn is actually making this site worth coming to again

    #7 | Comment by jables — November 20, 2002 @ 9:02 am

  8. Jenn, you make me salivate like Pavlov’s dog.

    #8 | Comment by Spewnman — November 20, 2002 @ 9:57 am

  9. I always wondered if lesbians could get off on themselves.

    #9 | Comment by Seriously — November 20, 2002 @ 10:34 am

  10. yak yak yak….get a job!! This Jenn girl is weird…yeah..weird…..I mean really….someone like this DOES not just randomly come across this site, get a fixation on Justin…of all people…..and start posting (what on God’s (whom I don’t believe in) earth are you doing letting her post that?) this nonsense gibber jabber. I mean really…why not something interesting? Like….the nice breasts I am staring at in the education library at wmu….yeah…bobbies are good…big, firm, boobies……………………see, now that is something good to post about. Not about placing objects in men’s asses…that is wrong, WRONG!! I am almost convinced that this new poster is some I already know. Not suzi, she doesn’t have the wit (no offense suzi) for something that creative and demonic. Anywho…that is my two cents on the subject. I could care less of ‘Jenn’ rots away….I think the posts are funny, but very very wrong….now were they about boobies…….nice, large, firm boobies…different story. And that’s, the rest, of the story.

    #10 | Comment by J — November 20, 2002 @ 11:39 am

  11. Jenn, you’re sick. But anyway, post some pics so we can see what excites you! 🙂

    #11 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 20, 2002 @ 11:52 am

  12. Like I said b 4 ‘Fuck u lady’. Is it just me or is anyone else scared of her. Justin why would u let this person onto your site. please I begof u never bring her befor us again…. wait did she say shes got pictures of her breasts. hey Jenn can we c them 2.

    #12 | Comment by Sliy — November 20, 2002 @ 11:55 am

  13. Psycho, Psycho, Jenn is a Psycho.

    #13 | Comment by Tommy — November 20, 2002 @ 12:12 pm

  14. Hmm.. Maybe Jenn is Justin’s alter ego? Ehh, fuck, that would not be cool.. In fact, that would be kind of sick..

    Sorry Justin..

    #14 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 20, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  15. You’ve made it more than obvious when you said freaks spend their time here…

    #15 | Comment by Susan — November 20, 2002 @ 12:46 pm

  16. honestly, does anyone enjoy quality posts anymore?
    now i like pics as much as the next guy, but im sick of just going through the motions of reading the posts.

    this change is exactly what this site needed.

    and J, thanks for wasting my time. i now know about your beliefs and bad taste in posts. ill sleep good tonight. maybe you should take out whatever is already up your ass. or maybe sticking something up there is just what you need.

    i especially like how people want to ban her, until they think they can get some boob shots. classy.

    i will now refresh every hour in waiting for another jenn post.

    #16 | Comment by jables — November 20, 2002 @ 12:47 pm

  17. Jenn….what about Jessica Biel?

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goddessjessicabiel/message/350

    #17 | Comment by embus — November 20, 2002 @ 1:10 pm

  18. "i especially like how people want to ban her, until they think they can get some boob shots."

    Nah, I pretty much just want her to be gone. Take her away Banana, take her to your special place.

    #18 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 1:39 pm

  19. Ahh, yes, Jessica Biel, a little project of mine from a while back. I was writing an article on dipshit stupid little bitches who become famous as kids and then try to "slut-up" their image after they finally go through puberty (Think Sabrina, Olsens etc.) What a waste of fucking time that was.

    Love

    Jenn

    #19 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 20, 2002 @ 1:40 pm

  20. Oh, and "NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE!"

    #20 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 1:43 pm

  21. Good God, Suzi. This is the most beautiful pic I’ve seen in a while. Yowza.

    http://www.burnmedown.com/x/2.jpg

    :-4

    #21 | Comment by RedEye — November 20, 2002 @ 2:43 pm

  22. Whoopss. I spoke too soon.

    http://www.burnmedown.com/bloodwork/DIM/witch.jpg

    #22 | Comment by RedEye — November 20, 2002 @ 2:44 pm

  23. Ahh…what ever happened to Evie from "Outta this World"? I had a crush on her when I was little…haven’t really seen her slut up lately. Maybe she died of an overdose or something. I have no sympathy for those rich little child stars…"Boo freakin’ hoo…I am so rich and nobody loves me" Whatever. When you were being paraded around in a limo taking pictures for people magazine, I was at home getting my ass kicked by my alcoholic step-father…you dont see me crying about it, eh? I think all those kids from Differ’nt Strokes deserved to die.

    #23 | Comment by embus — November 20, 2002 @ 2:44 pm

  24. "I think all those kids from Differ’nt Strokes deserved to die."

    Did they all have……ready? Different…strokes? Wahahahahaaahaa….haha…ha…heh..hmm…ugh.

    "NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE!"

    #24 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 3:13 pm

  25. Jenn, I think you could be cool, if you werent such a vile bitch and i didnt have a growing hate for you, you can touch who evers ass you want, stay the fuck away from me, oh and Suzi, YoWZA!!!! those are very sexy photos…..thinking that Jenn wants a piece of that ass….lol

    #25 | Comment by meg — November 20, 2002 @ 3:25 pm

  26. Jenn is Justin
    mystery solved

    #26 | Comment by Lar — November 20, 2002 @ 4:56 pm

  27. Jenn is better than Justin. If Justin is Jenn, then all the better.

    #27 | Comment by Jarge — November 20, 2002 @ 6:23 pm

  28. Don’t Feed
    The Trolls

    #28 | Comment by cashmonkey — November 20, 2002 @ 7:21 pm

  29. "Jenn is better than Justin. If Justin is Jenn, then all the better."

    What the fuck is that? Jenn isn’t even as good of a writer as Dik Kok, she sucks goat balls…..literally. Oh, if I could ban stupid people…

    "NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE!"

    #29 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 7:33 pm

  30. when the fuck is ellen feiss gonna post on this bitch?

    it was a good post…unnhhh

    #30 | Comment by Chris — November 20, 2002 @ 8:02 pm

  31. Okay okay….you want me to post? It’s not enough that I have my picture spread all over the internet but you people demand my very word!! It was a damn commercial!! Stare, drool, do whatever, just buy a mac!!!

    #31 | Comment by Ellen Feiss — November 20, 2002 @ 10:09 pm

  32. If you want to see nude photos of me just search for Dolcett on google…

    #32 | Comment by Ellen Feiss — November 20, 2002 @ 10:17 pm

  33. My gun, your mouth. Fuck this pansey bitch.

    #33 | Comment by Legato — November 27, 2002 @ 4:59 pm

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