will trade boobs for web designing volunteer


cinnfuleyes: i don’t want to redesign my webpage.
psykotik2k: me neither
cinnfuleyes: i need to find someone else who will.
psykotik2k: mhm. me too
psykotik2k: hey
cinnfuleyes: hmm?
psykotik2k: you could post about it on my site
psykotik2k: i’m sure someone will volunteer

. —-> http://theheretic.net/nocturnal

So, I got tired of my old site look … I tried to redesign it with frames for convenience. I now can’t stand to look at it. Actually, it just makes me ill.

This is where your part comes in. Like Justin, I’m lazy. If you have some web design skill, and you want to be so kind as to help, I’m sure there’s some kind of incentive involved.

If you have questions or would like to volunteer, you can contact me:

By email : eve@theheretic.net
By AIM : cinnfuleyes
By Yahoo (not often used) : obliquenocturnity
or by ICQ : 175891380

Update: thanks Thanks for the new layout, Bryan ;D

43 thoughts on “will trade boobs for web designing volunteer

  1. For a topless picture I’ll do it….HAHA 😉

    #1 | Comment by jason — November 24, 2002 @ 10:01 pm

  2. now thats incentive….lol

    #2 | Comment by Jason — November 24, 2002 @ 10:02 pm

  3. http://www.freelayouts.com

    #3 | Comment by dikkok — November 24, 2002 @ 11:45 pm

  4. I would, but unfortunately I suck at design. Content isn’t a problem (with the exception of the fact that it takes too much time to produce to a level of quality I’m comfortable with), but I really suck at design. Take my web page for example. It’s a combination of the worst parts of every weblog of all time. So I gave it up. The fact that AOL’s such a bitch to update over a modem is beside the point.

    But I digress. I would if I could but I can’t so I won’t.

    #4 | Comment by Umgawa — November 25, 2002 @ 2:11 am

  5. Sounds nice.. I suck at webdesign too..

    ra: access denied?

    #5 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 25, 2002 @ 5:20 am

  6. show me the boobies and i’ll do it!

    i kid, no boobies.

    #6 | Comment by Susan — November 25, 2002 @ 10:32 am

  7. for a photo where you look like this:

    http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/switch.jpg

    i’ll make your site look amazing

    #7 | Comment by ra — November 25, 2002 @ 12:59 pm

  8. it was a photo of a man covered in shit eating a pile of shit..not something anyone but jenn would be into anyway

    #8 | Comment by ra — November 25, 2002 @ 2:33 pm

  9. Did anyone notice that Dik Kok actually made a post without mentioning that Asian transexual or how Evil Amerikkans infected him with agent orange?

    To be honest with you I acually find Dik Kok very entertaining (Sorry for throwing Diesel into the flame, but its true)and I know that in fact, underneth that facade of a Evil Thailandese Sex Maniac there is actually a very bright and humourous guy.

    #9 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 25, 2002 @ 2:34 pm

  10. Yeah, I am very very good at design. Go peek at my site, myself and a friend coded it from the ground up in raw PHP using only notepad. And if you click the link for our tournament, I made that site (graphics and all) in about an hour to have something up there in a hurry. I’d like to say I would only do it for boobs but alas, I don’t see that happening so suffice it to say I would be willing to do it for free for you since I have absolutely nothing to do until classes start back after Fall break this week. Let me know.

    #10 | Comment by sm0ke — November 25, 2002 @ 3:25 pm

  11. Can we stop having pictures of;

    a)asses extended to their limits
    b)people covered in/eating shit
    c) either of the above combined

    posted please? Would appreciate it. Thanks!

    #11 | Comment by Stavros — November 25, 2002 @ 6:43 pm

  12. even tho you hate me, i would help you, i am not creative tho, so i take that back, but if you are desperate…

    #12 | Comment by meg — November 25, 2002 @ 8:57 pm

  13. ps: when did suzie = become = susan

    did i miss something

    #13 | Comment by elprez — November 26, 2002 @ 1:45 am

  14. Why, thank you, Seriously :).

    #14 | Comment by sm0ke — November 26, 2002 @ 1:55 am

  15. Suzi is Korea!

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — November 26, 2002 @ 2:09 am

  16. The new layout’s nice. The one for Eve’s site that is. It’s nice.

    #16 | Comment by Seriously — November 26, 2002 @ 12:44 pm

  17. I am Korea! I forgot.

    I’ve always been Susan, even Justin calls me Susan; just not on his site since everyone knows me by Suzi. I go by teh Susan though aka KOREA!

    huk.

    #17 | Comment by Susan — November 26, 2002 @ 12:49 pm

  18. damn SUSAN is fine as hell. she looks so damn cute. u know it’d be fun to chomp on her butthole. susan, i will do 8 hours of charity work at my local church if u post a nude pic of yourself, bent over holding your ankles….please!!!!!!

    #18 | Comment by uncle pauly — November 26, 2002 @ 3:33 pm

  19. Please don’t post the picture I think you’re going to post in retaliation for that request. Uncle Pauly, Suzi(an)’s really, really underage for those sort of requests.

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — November 26, 2002 @ 4:51 pm

  20. oh my. 😮

    #20 | Comment by Susan — November 26, 2002 @ 6:17 pm

  21. ok, maybe that was a little inappropriate since suzi is only 15, but i’m only 17. so i am allowed to think of her scrumptious little butthole. maybe its bad or sad, but i am in love w/the little tike. she is so damn fine, & seriously serious, u would chomp on her cute litte brown eye too. susan, marry me!!!!! i will go to church everyday for a week. & after our honeymoon u will have the cleanest ass in the world. please respond to me!

    #21 | Comment by uncle pauly — November 26, 2002 @ 9:47 pm

  22. I guess you are the master of the shocker, then.

    #22 | Comment by Seriously — November 26, 2002 @ 10:19 pm

  23. That girl from the new Bond movie, Rosamund Pike, is hot. I wonder if it’s because she’s wicked good with a sword.

    #23 | Comment by Seriously — November 26, 2002 @ 11:10 pm

  24. calm down "uncle pauly" you scare small children… and you should talk to that girl that posted on here, jenn, about your affinity for assholes. chomp on ’em, finger ’em, etc.

    #24 | Comment by Chris — November 26, 2002 @ 11:24 pm

  25. Suzi scares small children too, like WOAH!

    Haha! I am so stupid….I mean cool.

    #25 | Comment by Bubba — November 26, 2002 @ 11:56 pm

  26. suzi’s 15
    i didnt know
    i thought she was 17
    oh well wat the hell shes cute anywayz.
    atleast i am older than her by a year.
    i still dont know wat my point is……..wat the hell have i been blabbing about.
    ohh these cold winter dawns are so sleepy *yawn*

    #26 | Comment by luke — November 27, 2002 @ 5:03 am

  27. never try pot…..ughhhhh!!!
    my head hurts!

    #27 | Comment by luke — November 27, 2002 @ 5:04 am

  28. Your head hurts from pot ? You smoked a kilo or something ? Was it skunk ?

    #28 | Comment by Kingolf — November 27, 2002 @ 7:28 am

  29. "never try pot…..ughhhhh!!!
    my head hurts!"

    ….

    that has to be the singular thing that’s gotten me laughing this hard in a lloooonng, long time. too many middle school memories just flashed by.

    #29 | Comment by eve — November 27, 2002 @ 8:16 am

  30. Sorry for our disagrement before Thess. Here is a picture to say how sorry I am….

    http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

    #30 | Comment by Carl — November 27, 2002 @ 10:52 am

  31. *pukes all over badinagoodway*

    #31 | Comment by Kingolf — November 27, 2002 @ 11:10 am

  32. you haven’t seen that before?

    that’s nothing :\

    #32 | Comment by Susan — November 27, 2002 @ 11:20 am

  33. Fuck, Carl! Dude, that shit’s evil. I’m in agony! How the fuck do you guys find this horrible shit? Do you get off on this shit? Are you perverts or something? You distroyed my brain. It wasn’t all that fucked up before I saw these picures. 🙁

    #33 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 27, 2002 @ 11:46 am

  34. What the fuck was that……… http://poetry.rotten.com/simmer/

    #34 | Comment by ? — November 27, 2002 @ 12:53 pm

  35. Don’t make a link to rotten, and expect people to click it.

    #35 | Comment by Kingolf — November 27, 2002 @ 2:47 pm

  36. You lot finally found tubgirl? Jeez…and you were suprised at the image of goatse man, too. Talk about behind the times.

    #36 | Comment by thess — November 27, 2002 @ 3:18 pm

  37. somebody please POST!!

    #37 | Comment by J.C. — November 27, 2002 @ 7:08 pm

  38. eat a dick!

    #38 | Comment by steve jackSON — November 27, 2002 @ 8:15 pm

  39. Dont you guys find it odd that in that picture that Carl posted they blurred her vagina? So its okay to watch a woman defecate all over herself just as long as you dont see any pink…

    And if you exuse me I have to continue puking my supper…

    #39 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 27, 2002 @ 10:47 pm

  40. Thess, you are right. They are quite the slow bunch..

    #40 | Comment by Susan — November 28, 2002 @ 2:11 pm

  41. I personally don’t look for stuff like that, so it’s all new to me.

    #41 | Comment by Seriously — December 1, 2002 @ 6:28 pm

  42. I’m pretty good at web design…check out my site, i hope ull agree

    solitaryblackrose.741.com

    id redesign ur site if u put a link to my site *hopefully*

    #42 | Comment by Me — May 11, 2004 @ 12:49 pm

  43. hehehe…u started ur site on my mom’s b-day…

    #43 | Comment by Me — May 11, 2004 @ 12:51 pm

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