So, I was going to run into a bitch session about emails from my step crack smoking dad and a recollection of a conversation in his office two years ago while he was getting drunk and taking care of mental patients, but I thought you’d all be more entertained by b00bies.
I wasn’t as successful as I thought I would be. Apparently, I don’t have porn radars and I don’t know how to even find b00ber pictures the entire male world hasn’t seen already.
I was surprised, however, to see that the the first item listed under edible breasts contained an international Harry Potter meetup site. I find that too disturbing actually.
And then I did a search for edible boobs, and discovered that if I had a wishlist, this would be on it. Seriously, a girl can never have too many penis cake pans.
And then my luck increased, and with a little photoshop help, I present:
Blah. Porn’s still boring, and if Justin weren’t so *cough* preoccupied right now, I would just continue on with something else.
Cheers.
BTW: this was what Jenn would call ‘drivel’
It’s 3 am, I’m entitled to it.
#1 | Comment by eve — March 12, 2003 @ 8:53 pm
Thats blasphemy to say porn is boring (except gay porn, thats just fucked up)
#2 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — March 12, 2003 @ 9:16 pm
muahahahaahaha da PORN is back… yeah baby!
#3 | Comment by beng — March 12, 2003 @ 11:08 pm
You have to be careful with japanese porn.
Right now the girls might look cute enough, but in five minutes when the giant octopussy rapes them/shits on their face it’ll be something that should be on Rotten.
#4 | Comment by Kingolf — March 13, 2003 @ 1:05 am
Kingolf, ??????
#5 | Comment by grud — March 13, 2003 @ 5:10 am
I went to Japan last year. The girls there are stunning! Cheers Eve! 🙂
#6 | Comment by Carl — March 13, 2003 @ 5:35 am
Ah, that is 1% Kingolf.
We’ve spoke of him before.
#7 | Comment by Seriously — March 13, 2003 @ 7:40 am
Maybe they are edible Harry Potter breasts.
#8 | Comment by grud — March 13, 2003 @ 9:06 am
EVE –
So do all the Germans hate us Americans?
Just wondering.
#9 | Comment by Sseth — March 14, 2003 @ 7:41 pm
http://www.michaelhart.net
#10 | Comment by j — March 22, 2003 @ 10:12 am