Hello. Just so you all know, i’m still alive. I’ve just been super busy with school and stuff. Papers, debates, presentations, projects etc etc. Plus i’ve got my finals coming up next week.
I don’t really have much to post about yet. Maybe tonight. We’ll see.
Anyhow. So this kid right, he IMs me. And i don’t reply. And he keeps IMing me. For over 3 hours.
3 hours.
On and off. And he just doesn’t quit.
Because he thinks i’m Amanda Bynes you see.
13/4/03 8:59 PM
ruagahsa: Hi asl
ruagahsa: Hello
ruagahsa: u there
ruagahsa: r u a gurl
ruagahsa: i guess u r a gurl
ruagahsa: u r a gur;
ruagahsa: who r u
ruagahsa: r u Amanda Bynes
ruagahsa: probably r ignoring a fan
ruagahsa: yes i will bug until u answer
ruagahsa: plz anwer
ruagahsa: plz answer
ruagahsa: r u Amanda Bynes
ruagahsa: if u r how old r u
ruagahsa: r u a guy
ruagahsa: with that sn u could never kno gurls r psykotic also
ruagahsa: fine u just kno how to make a guy feel baf
ruagahsa: bad*
ruagahsa: but if ur a guy
ruagahsa: i hope u dont think i am gay
ruagahsa: cuz i aint
ruagahsa: u dont talk much’
ruagahsa: plz talk to me r u Amanda
ruagahsa: ur probably not gonna pay attention to me
ruagahsa: darn
ruagahsa: wat if i said u r mean
ruagahsa: plz talk to me
ruagahsa: how a bout lets start this talk over
ruagahsa: Hi i am JOzef
ruagahsa: and u r
ruagahsa: i am 13 m az
ruagahsa: and u r
ruagahsa: ok lets start over again
ruagahsa: Hi
ruagahsa: wats up
ruagahsa: how come u wont talk
ruagahsa: today is my last day talkin on the computer plz talk
ruagahsa: r u Amanda Bynes
ruagahsa: r u Amanda
ruagahsa: sry Amanda
ruagahsa: i didnt mean to bug u
ruagahsa: i will leave u alone now even though u r not there
ruagahsa: do u kno how to get on all that
ruagahsa: Amanda u there
ruagahsa: or in other words Hello
ruagahsa: Hello
ruagahsa: is this Amanda
ruagahsa: u there
14/4/03 12:02 AM
I wonder if people will think you’re a zombie kid now?
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — April 14, 2003 @ 10:07 am
i doubt it. and the ones that do, like this clownshoe…
13/4/03 10:05 PM
HppyTreeFriend: are you Daveigh Chase?
…are faking. i can tell. nobody is *that* stupid.
#2 | Comment by Justin — April 14, 2003 @ 10:14 am
hay ur tht gurl from teh ring
asl
plz don turn my fac into a btthle
#3 | Comment by Seriously — April 14, 2003 @ 10:17 am
Your screenname suits her.
#4 | Comment by Kingolf — April 14, 2003 @ 10:26 am
Just remember, Bubba is a fake fake faker…
#5 | Comment by Seriously — April 14, 2003 @ 10:27 am
Fake you Seriously!!!
#6 | Comment by Bubba — April 14, 2003 @ 10:55 am
wow poor kid, and justin plz change the layout the girl you have now is giving me the creeps
#7 | Comment by J.C. — April 14, 2003 @ 11:57 am
*head in hands* what a fucking moron. Where did he get the idea that you’re Amanda fucking Bynes?
I have so lost hope for our youth.
#8 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 14, 2003 @ 12:01 pm
hahahahhahaahaa wow that kid seriously has some issues..
#9 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 14, 2003 @ 12:06 pm
stupid has collasped into itself and so on.
#10 | Comment by J-Dog — April 14, 2003 @ 12:22 pm
"I have so lost hope for our youth."
Posted by thefelinepunk – 12:01pm April 14, 2003
*Clears throat*
#11 | Comment by Kingolf — April 14, 2003 @ 1:52 pm
Stupid is as stupid does… if these people that IM you truly believe you are who they say they think you are, I wonder what these people are like in person… it boggles the mind…
Now I am betting half of you are thinking "what is Dave like irl" well damn it, I am only half as stupid as I seem on here, at least I have never confused Justin with a girl. Although in that one picture….. nah..
#12 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 14, 2003 @ 2:18 pm
It was inevitable. No matter who you change your layout to you will always be seen as that person by at least one moron.
#13 | Comment by Onan — April 14, 2003 @ 3:02 pm
That kid is a loser. If u didn’t answer him the first time when he asked if u were amanda, why the hell did he continue trying. That boy ain’t right.
#14 | Comment by nived — April 14, 2003 @ 3:23 pm
cut the kid some slack he’s 13, Justin could of atleast humored the kid a little
#15 | Comment by Will — April 14, 2003 @ 5:19 pm
he’s 13. he should know that celebrities don’t make websites posting their real AIM info and email addresses. please.
also.. if AMANDA BYNES was going to put her AIM name up. why oh why would she post on her site under the name Justin?
#16 | Comment by Susan — April 14, 2003 @ 5:43 pm
You’ll have to forgive him. Not many 14/15 year old ppl are as smart and sophisticated as you are 😀
#17 | Comment by JiL0 — April 14, 2003 @ 9:09 pm
A quick question in the key of Libby Hoeller –
Does anybody know anything about the Singapore Party Girl video floating around on Kazaa? Supposedly it is a video of a chick who worked for citibank and then got fired after the video began floating around the office.
#18 | Comment by Jagmo — April 14, 2003 @ 9:45 pm
Well, if you guys all believe that everyone on the internet is the age they say are and are the person in the pictures they say they are then you are actually dumber than them. The internet’s community is full of people who are about as real as the cast of Saved By the Bell…it’s all bullshit. And if you honestly think that all of the people IMing Justin thinking he is the person on his layout instead of a visitor who made a screen name and decided to attempt to carry the joke along then I must wonder about your IQ…
#19 | Comment by Bryan — April 14, 2003 @ 9:59 pm
I bet you’ll tell your kids there’s no tooth fairy.
#20 | Comment by Seriously — April 14, 2003 @ 11:06 pm
Yeah, I will…when they reach the age when it’s acceptable for them to be told that. The point is, probably 7 out of 10 people on the internet are lying about their identity…that’s the beauty of it. It allows for complete anonymity and the ability to escape from reality and for people who can’t be the person they perhaps would like to be in real life to be that person. That’s why alot of people on the net use handles…
#21 | Comment by Bryan — April 14, 2003 @ 11:58 pm
My favorite part of all of this is the part where he goes, "ok lets start over again", which would make perfect sense, were any of this a two-way conversation. Sadly, this is about as much of a two-way conversation as Tom Daschle calling the Rush Limbaugh Show, though this kid’s considerably more entertaining than Limbaugh.
JOzef (boy, did that kid’s parents fuckin’ hate him or what?), if you’re out there, I want you to know that -while Justin may not be her- Amanda Bynes reads the site regularly, and she says she thinks you’re gay and she resents being called a ‘gur.’
Y’know, another choice line, though, is, "i will leave u alone now even though u r not there", because the kid’s logic fucking astounds me to no end. He will leave her alone, even though she’s not there, which is to say that -since she’s not there, then she’s really not alone, given her own absence. By this rationale, he would be leaving HIMSELF alone, since she’s not there, which really makes no sense, since her absence means that he’s been alone the entire time. Anyway, it’s all pointless, because he’s a lying little shit, since he didn’t leave her alone anyway.
#22 | Comment by Umgawa — April 15, 2003 @ 1:17 am
That is why you are genius my friend.
G-G-Giguere baby!
#23 | Comment by Bubba — April 15, 2003 @ 1:22 am
Ha! Nice intro.
#24 | Comment by Kingolf — April 15, 2003 @ 5:57 am
Did fubar just get spooooookier?
I should reiterate,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#25 | Comment by Seriously — April 15, 2003 @ 7:28 am
boooooooh…
damn I almost shit in my pants… scary!
#26 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 15, 2003 @ 8:12 am
Personally I got wood with the new opener page… sweeeeeeeet
#27 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 15, 2003 @ 9:45 am
Yeah, people that use handles instead of their real name suck.
#28 | Comment by Seriously — April 15, 2003 @ 12:22 pm
dave prolly rox irl
#29 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 20, 2003 @ 2:18 am
some kids are fucked up… you’ll have to forgive them… and i thought everyone knew amanda’s real AIM by now…
#30 | Comment by justin john murray — April 29, 2003 @ 2:35 pm
you should’ve pretended to be amanda and offered the kid cybersex… that would’ve really made his day… he’d be running all over his junior high, saying "amanda bynes gave me a handjob over the internet!"
#31 | Comment by kofi — April 29, 2003 @ 9:30 pm
what is amanda bynes sn?
#32 | Comment by Good Simple Punk — August 17, 2003 @ 4:34 am
what is it? if u kno AIM me at Simpl Surf Bum
#33 | Comment by Good Simple Punk — August 17, 2003 @ 4:35 am
AIM me RIGHT NOW
#34 | Comment by Good Simple Punk — August 17, 2003 @ 4:40 am
#17
Hell they aren’t! And I say this being 15 years old. That kids deserves treatment, but then again, Justim might have some mighty curves that make him look like Bynes. Or not. We will never know.
#35 | Comment by DaRk_4n6eL — March 3, 2007 @ 7:12 pm