I have a new girlfriend!

Serious! Listen!

Okay i lie. That’s just Cici.


So like, i’m going back home to the other side of the world on the 26th. Actually i’ll be stopping off in Singapore first. Leaving on the 26th and arriving there on the 28th. Then i’m off to Brunei the next day. I think. I dunno. I might be in Singapore for a day or two. Not sure yet. But hey, if that’s the case, then maybe some of you Singaporean readers might wanna meet up or something. Or not.

So i’ll be back home for the summer. And then i’ll be back in Michigan in the fall. August 26th. Those of you who have my number, you can gimme a call if you want between now and the 26th. To say bubye or something. I dunno. It’ll be quite a while before y’all’ll be able to hear my voice again. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing. Haha.

In other news:

15/4/03 6:48 AM
b00f3d: dude fuck you
b00f3d: change the splash screen

15/4/03 5:14 AM
pangwinking: god damn it, the layout it starting to fucking freak me out, first it was the whole talking thing, wich made me almost shit myself, and now that damn screen comes up before the homepage wich scared the shit outta me…..hasn’t it been 7 days yet?!

15/4/03 12:45 AM
mCtRip21: *Crys*
mCtRip21: put hot sexy pants back up
mCtRip21: take that shit down
mCtRip21: im afraid to goto your site now

15/4/03 4:21 AM
the feline punk: “everyone will suffer” REEAAAARAAARRR

15/4/03 4:43 AM
PacManJesus: the only thing that can scare us more then Amanda Bynes is that… thing
PacManJesus: make it go away

15/4/03 3:16 AM
LA SHoTIMe: thanks for giving me nightmares

Five days ago i had this wav file embedded on the main page. Not sure if all of you got to hear it but Thess sure did. Hahaha.

10/4/03 1:11 AM
TeflonParakeet: the wav on your site
Teflon Parakeet: jesus
Teflon Parakeet: christ on a stick

Anyhow. People. You all complain that Amanda’s too young. And that she’s scary looking. So what do i do? I go for someone even younger and scarier looking just to fuck you all over! Hahaha. Yes i am a genius.

Okay not really.

Okay let’s talk about Amanda Bynes.

(Highly inappropriate thought of the day: “Mmm. Boobies”)

PacManJesus: have you seen any of the pic of her smiling
PacManJesus: that is the fugliest thing ever
PacManJesus: she is like Avril with no sleep for a week and bad makeup to cover it up

(I’m going to jail thought of the day: “I’d tap that”)

TeflonParakeet: Y’know.
Teflon Parakeet: I really don’t like her smile.
Teflon Parakeet: It doesn’t quite reach her eyes.
Teflon Parakeet: Which is a shame, since she’s beautiful.

So, what? Is she scary? Beautiful? Fugly?


For the record, i’ve actually never seen any of Amanda’s work. Not even while channel surfing. I’ve never seen any of her shows and i’ve never seen any of her movies. So it’s like, having not ever watched Full House and not being able to feel guilty about the Olsen Twins since i never ‘knew’ them when they were still kids.

(actually they’re all still kids regardless of that fact but let’s just forget about that and pretend that my argument is valid)

In closing, i would just like to say:


42 thoughts on “Fudge!

  1. damn that girl is ugly! thats all i have to say.

    #1 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 15, 2003 @ 11:17 am

  2. You know, Amanda ain’t all that bad. I’d lay some pipe

    #2 | Comment by mighty kong — April 15, 2003 @ 11:30 am

  3. I’d fuck her…

    #3 | Comment by Bryan — April 15, 2003 @ 11:52 am

  4. Dude, no-one gets underage girls like you. It’s a fact.

    You practically swim in those mini-boobies!

    #4 | Comment by Kingolf — April 15, 2003 @ 12:09 pm

  5. "All That" is classic TV fare! What’s wrong with you?

    #5 | Comment by Banana — April 15, 2003 @ 12:25 pm

  6. she’s hideous.
    but we’re still getting married.

    #6 | Comment by cici — April 15, 2003 @ 12:44 pm

  7. Yeah, neither one of those wavs work for me.

    Wait, that’s probably my problem.

    #7 | Comment by Seriously — April 15, 2003 @ 12:46 pm

  8. Ok,

    I just heard a good joke about the war and couldn’t resist…

    Here are a few pick-up lines recently said by American men to Iraqi women now that we’ve liberated their country:

    1) Hey baby, the real shock and awe is in my pants!

    and my favorite…

    2) Hey… I’ll show you my Saddam if you show me your Bush!

    #8 | Comment by Juice — April 15, 2003 @ 1:44 pm

  9. Amanda Bynes is pretty, but her voice makes me want to DIE.

    #9 | Comment by Pancho — April 15, 2003 @ 2:01 pm

  10. Amanda Bynes……."Love that Joker!"

    #10 | Comment by Bubba — April 15, 2003 @ 2:29 pm

  11. how old is she?

    #11 | Comment by MyKe — April 15, 2003 @ 3:22 pm

  12. ok, enough with the daveigh chase crap. its not really freaking anyone out unless they are retarded. what it is doing, is annoying me and i’m sure other people as well. enough about amanda fucking bynes too, move on. its getting old!

    #12 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 15, 2003 @ 4:41 pm

  13. Younger women are so boring. You always need to date or sleep with someone just a little older than you.

    #13 | Comment by grud — April 15, 2003 @ 4:52 pm

  14. Amen.

    But younger women are OK too.

    Younger women that are still of age, of course.

    #14 | Comment by Seriously — April 15, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

  15. amanda and daveigh will never get old!

    because they’re both still so young. hahaha. shut up.

    #15 | Comment by Justin — April 15, 2003 @ 5:41 pm

  16. I think shes really pretty…but theres something about her eyes and smile that make me want to punch her in the face.

    #16 | Comment by Susan — April 15, 2003 @ 5:42 pm

  17. I can’t see how anyone says she ain’t hot. She’s hot as hell

    #17 | Comment by nived — April 15, 2003 @ 6:01 pm

  18. if susan and amanda got into a fight, who would win?

    #18 | Comment by Justin — April 15, 2003 @ 6:06 pm

  19. Hahahaha, I was going to say something about Suzi’s comment. I think Amanda would whoop on Susan….I will give no detail as to how.

    #19 | Comment by Bubba — April 15, 2003 @ 6:09 pm

  20. Traveling to the other side of the world eh? Well, I can say anything but good luck and I hope for a safe and eventless landing.

    I have always dreamed of traveling to the far East, but I am likely to die in this shit hole named the Dominican Republic… God I hate it here…

    #20 | Comment by Guizhang — April 15, 2003 @ 6:30 pm

  21. Glad to see you’re doing well Alan.

    #21 | Comment by Bubba — April 15, 2003 @ 6:49 pm

  22. I agree with Suzi, there is something messed up aobut her eyes and smile. She’s not even smiling, she’s just showing her teeth. Oh and Suzi would wipe the floor with Amanda.

    #22 | Comment by Onan — April 15, 2003 @ 7:19 pm

  23. Thats a fake smile is what it is. I hate that shit, pictures of people smiling just because their supposed to be smiling like in family pictures and shit. No wonder i hate it so much. Figured out her eyes too, think its her eye lashes, also very fake like. She needs some new publicity coaching and forget that horse shit she learned at Nickelodeon.

    #23 | Comment by Dionysus187 — April 15, 2003 @ 7:40 pm

  24. ok, seriously, that "splash page" or whatever you have now SCARES THE CRAP OUTTA ME. please … stop…

    #24 | Comment by stacia — April 15, 2003 @ 9:31 pm

  25. I could take her.

    #25 | Comment by Susan — April 15, 2003 @ 9:41 pm

  26. OH, and I think its that she has really big eyebrows, small eyes, and that huge smile that just sets her face to looking all weird. Whoever commented on the lashes was right. They are definately falsies.

    #26 | Comment by Susan — April 15, 2003 @ 9:44 pm

  27. you know what? Ive been coming to this site for about a year now, ive seen many a babe on the layout, but this whole samara thing has gone too far. Just, just get someone else. please. *hugs blanket and rocks back and forth*

    #27 | Comment by Spiff — April 15, 2003 @ 10:08 pm

  28. I really like it… so sweet… gettin wood damn it… serious wood

    #28 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 15, 2003 @ 10:50 pm

  29. Hey, you put me in the post, I am happy!

    You should still change the fucking layout ’cause it scares me.

    #29 | Comment by pangwinking — April 15, 2003 @ 11:49 pm

  30. Too much make-up and botox, not enough cock

    #30 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — April 16, 2003 @ 1:13 am

  31. justin, going to ASIA = SARS

    #31 | Comment by SRAS — April 16, 2003 @ 2:51 am

  32. Just for you, Justin…enjoy:


    #32 | Comment by sasquatch — April 16, 2003 @ 3:57 am

  33. well, crap. they’ve got a bandwidth blocker.

    anyway, scroll down to the bottom of this page and you’ll find the link. but do it quick-like, as they change this out every couple of days.


    #33 | Comment by sasquatch — April 16, 2003 @ 3:59 am

  34. oh yeah. that’s what i’m talking about. goddamn. i wish i was in that crowd. i posted about this a coupla weeks ago.

    "Ooh ooh. Speaking of Avril Lavigne, how about that new video of hers eh? Especially that part where she stagedives into the crowd. I was watching her ‘making the video’ thing for that video and she was like saying how the guys in the crowd were like groping her and grabbing her ass and stuff and i was like "AHH I WISH I GOT TO GROPE AND GRAB HER ASS!!". But oh well."


    #34 | Comment by Justin — April 16, 2003 @ 4:13 am

  35. god i love avril lavigne. her video is on vh1 right now. stagedive boobie butt grab scene!! wee!

    #35 | Comment by Justin — April 16, 2003 @ 4:16 am

  36. Suzi on Amanda Bynes…."I could take her."

    Silly Suzi. Be very careful saying such a thing on a page full of pedophiles. The Pedos might take that to have a double meaning. 🙂

    Oh, and Amanda’s left eye drifts. That’s what freaks me out. It follows me wherever I am. The eye. Yucky.

    #36 | Comment by grud — April 16, 2003 @ 10:31 am

  37. Hey, does anyone else think that the second picture of Amanda Bynes looks like her dress is made of whipped cream? And if so, is anyone other than Justin imagining licking the aforementioned dress off of her?

    #37 | Comment by Umgawa — April 16, 2003 @ 12:21 pm

  38. Is this picture more evil than the Amanda Bynes, not one but TWO hot, hot chix…


    #38 | Comment by Jimmy Knuckles — April 16, 2003 @ 9:59 pm

  39. Fuck me like a Virgin Goat those girls are ugly. Bring back Avril.

    #39 | Comment by Raging Stiffy — April 16, 2003 @ 10:25 pm

  40. yeah justin… beware of singapore… the disease is pretty bad there…

    #40 | Comment by beng — April 16, 2003 @ 11:03 pm

  41. Samara is the best. Deal with it.

    #41 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 20, 2003 @ 2:11 am

  42. dont get sars when you go home

    #42 | Comment by jakman — April 28, 2003 @ 1:23 am

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