I am now convinced that there is no hope for the youth of America these days.

06/5/03 5:22 AM
RCcola157: hey
psykotik2k: hey
RCcola157: wats up
psykotik2k: nothing much. just browsing the lillix forums.
RCcola157: cool
RCcola157: brb

06/5/03 5:38 AM
RCcola157: hey
RCcola157: wats up
psykotik2k: the usual
RCcola157: whats your name
psykotik2k: Justin
RCcola157: k

06/5/03 5:52 AM
RCcola157: wats up
psykotik2k: same thing i was doing 30 minutes ago.
RCcola157: people tell me u are a star
psykotik2k: how big of a star?
RCcola157: big
psykotik2k: big like avril lavigne?
RCcola157: yes
psykotik2k: have you ever been to my site?
RCcola157: thatsjustnotright.com
psykotik2k: yeah.
RCcola157: yes
RCcola157: its coll
RCcola157: koll
RCcola157: cool
RCcola157: avril lavigne is cool
psykotik2k: she is.
RCcola157: cool
RCcola157: asl
RCcola157: are u avril lavigne
psykotik2k: http://www.heyasl.com/psykotik
RCcola157: r u avril lavigne
psykotik2k: yes.
RCcola157: relly
psykotik2k: yep.
RCcola157: got any pic
psykotik2k: yeah, tons.
RCcola157: cani see
psykotik2k: sure.
psykotik2k: /movies/avrilflash.jpg
psykotik2k: that’s me.
RCcola157: y did u say u r jusstin
RCcola157: Justin
psykotik2k: because i like to fool people into thinking that i’m not really avril lavigne.
RCcola157: k
RCcola157: so what u like to do
psykotik2k: i like to sk8, write my own music, play guitar. that kinda stuff.
RCcola157: i like hockey
psykotik2k: yeah i play hockey too.
RCcola157: relly
psykotik2k: yep.
RCcola157: were dou go
RCcola157: to plya
RCcola157: play
psykotik2k: at the chelsea pier.
RCcola157: ware
psykotik2k: in new york.
RCcola157: do u live in usa
psykotik2k: nope. i’m canadian.
RCcola157: which city
psykotik2k: napanee, ontario.
RCcola157: k
RCcola157: i live in wi
RCcola157: ever been there
RCcola157: ever fished
RCcola157: i went to can. to fish onced

There’s no hope. Even when i DO tell them it’s me, they STILL think i’m Avril Lavigne. And yes, i get IMs like this ALL the time. It’s not even funny anymore. *breaks down and cries*

In other news, Avril and Tasha-Ray are still fighting:

(Yes. Avril really does have a hairless vagina.)

37 thoughts on “Okay

  1. I give that person my official "Tard of the Month" award. Even though they won’t relize that their getting an award and think its a foiled covered chocolate, they still deserve. We tahnk you for making the rest of us look that much smarter.

    #1 | Comment by Dionysus187 — May 6, 2003 @ 8:21 am

  2. MMM MMM MMM hairless Avril.

    #2 | Comment by pangwinking — May 6, 2003 @ 8:58 am

  3. Are you SURE Avril’s really hairless down under? Went to the site, and I sure as hell didn’t find Avril’s photo there. Mebbe you were hallucinating eh Justin? Hehe… but I guess there’s no harm *thinking* about the what-could-be-possible. Then again, I’m just a pessimist 😛

    #3 | Comment by Pessimist — May 6, 2003 @ 9:11 am

  4. they probably havent updated their site in a bit. but if you saw that vh1 special, they actually show the framed autographed picture of avril giving thanks to the j sisters for the work they did on her.

    oh and apparently vanessa carlton is a big fan of the brazilian bikini wax too.

    ask grud. he can confirm this. did anyone else see that vh1 special?

    #4 | Comment by Justin — May 6, 2003 @ 9:20 am

  5. I saw it. Yes, Avril is bald down yonder.

    #5 | Comment by Bryan — May 6, 2003 @ 10:11 am

  6. omg…i can’t believe people can actually be so stupid as to believe something like that….. that convo was hilarious……lol…..oh and that tasha vs avril thing is funny tooo….. this website just gets better by the moment…lol keep it up justin…lol…

    #6 | Comment by ella — May 6, 2003 @ 11:05 am

  7. i have emailed them before and asked if she was a customer. They replied and said she was. I asked for pics, but i didn’t get any. *sigh*

    #7 | Comment by nived — May 6, 2003 @ 11:15 am

  8. Yes, that definitely makes Avril the winner.

    #8 | Comment by Onan — May 6, 2003 @ 11:16 am

  9. How do you know Tasha isn’t hairless down under too ?

    #9 | Comment by Lock — May 6, 2003 @ 11:53 am

  10. i think it’s kind of stupid that you wrory so much about this avril being hairless thing. big deal, she’s a girl..a lot of girls do shave/wax down there. now if she was a guy this would be a tottaly diffrent story. i think its weird she gave them a picture of her to them though it does seem rather funny. but anyways dont they do more the just wax? i went to that site, they do hair nails and other things too…she mgiht have jsut gone in to get one of those done. even though her hair looks simple…you cant wake up with it lookin straight and perfict.

    #10 | Comment by sher — May 6, 2003 @ 12:13 pm

  11. Hi, I am tasha’s puppet. People are making a fuss over the fact that we mention that Avril is bald… down… there. Of course it isn’t odd for a girl to get waxed, but I mean, this is Avril. She prides herself and her music on bieng punk rock, and hardcore. She deems herself a rebel, and I find it funny that she goes to some freakishly expensive salon to get waxed. Or even if she had just gone to get her nails done, that is still insanely against what she is trying to portray.

    #11 | Comment by PacManJesus — May 6, 2003 @ 1:04 pm

  12. yeah and besides, why would they show her picture during a segment about BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAXING if she hadn’t gotten one done before.

    btw, lots of other people have given them their photos. and not all of them are female…


    #12 | Comment by Justin — May 6, 2003 @ 1:35 pm

  13. Is that the guy from All my Children?? Oh wow… now I can never turn on daytime television without bieng scarred for life…. eep…

    #13 | Comment by PacManJesus — May 6, 2003 @ 1:42 pm

  14. the feline punk: poor justin
    psykotik2k: poor me
    the feline punk: more importantly, poor avril
    the feline punk: It’s sad that her pathetic attempt at being a pop-punk britney spears only appeals to the intellectially inferior, bottom-of-the-food chain types.
    the feline punk: Justin being the obvious exception.
    psykotik2k: you should leave a comment
    psykotik2k: and mention that. haha
    the feline punk: I should, shouldn’t I?
    the feline punk: ….
    the feline punk: nah.
    psykotik2k: up to you
    the feline punk: nope. I don’t think I will.

    #14 | Comment by thefelinepunk — May 6, 2003 @ 2:01 pm

  15. The Cheat is not dead, the Cheat is not dead…

    #15 | Comment by Seriously — May 6, 2003 @ 2:01 pm

  16. I think Avril’s fooled an awful lot of people. I think arista are laughing all the way to the bank because of it. I think if L.A. hadn’t stumbled onto her, she’d be trailer-bound on the outskirts of some major city. And I also think she’s cute, and whoever made the tracks on her album did a rather good job.
    but anyway.. I’d say RCcola157 is typical of the mentally challenged types that Avril’s fooled.

    #16 | Comment by Lock — May 6, 2003 @ 2:21 pm

  17. So, Lock, You think Avril is fake? Very possible. She could just be some girl that Arista records (Who is now owned by Apple Compuers, might I add) wanted to make a badass. They might have thought that she was too mellow or that there werent enough rebels and they saw somewhere where they could make uber cash. If this is the case then they did a damn good job of it. They sure found a great target audience, and sold ass loads of CD’s. People were waiting for Avril to come along, and she has started a waterfall of tie-wearing "punks" that don’t even know the meaning of the word. These people weren’t even alive in 1977, so they have no idea what punk is. I don’t hate the music, It’s fine by me, but I hate people who call it punk rock. I don’t want to generalize here, but if Avril is deemed on the same level with The Ramones and The Dead Kennedys I will shoot myself. I think what Avril prosuces is fine. It doesn’t really matter what it is called, or even if she writes it herself, bands make millions off of only doing covers on music, at least she is trying to come up with good stuff.

    On another note I am having an insane amount of fun with these IM chats with Avril and Tasha. I don’t know if Anyone from Lillix still reads this, but, since I am portraying Tasha, I should just say nothing mean intended. Infact most of the stuff I say, Justin takes out, which is fine. This wouldn’t make any sence without iChat, cause otherwise, as Justin put it, "it’d just be psykotik2k and pacmanfever." I think he just chooses to make up a name for me. Ya know… the song…. Pac Man Fever!

    I think this whole think with Avril bieng cleanshaven in the South Pole is just odd. But it does give support to the idea that she is all just really image, and not really substance. I don’t think the issue is whether it is wrong, I mean, she is a girl, some girls do it, tra-la-la, but It goes against what she shows herself as and what she says she is…

    I am bieng forced to write a long note at gunpoint by Justin, but not that I mind, it’s fun. I just wish i could freakin find someone to host me so I can get my own blog going. I don’t know what mroe to say here… except go download "The Hocky Song" by Avril Lavigne. Justin found the lyrics and it is funny as hell. Go…. NOW!

    #17 | Comment by PacManJesus — May 6, 2003 @ 3:16 pm

  18. THE HOCKEY SONG OMG. yeah go download. although i dont think it really exists. but here are the lyrics anyway.

    ta da.

    #18 | Comment by Justin — May 6, 2003 @ 3:43 pm

  19. sounds like poop. She only sings poop. It’s all about the poop with her. And brazillian waxes.

    #19 | Comment by thefelinepunk — May 6, 2003 @ 3:48 pm

  20. Justin is correct about the VH1 special. I was having a lazy Saturday afternoon (it was raining), and lo and behold, there it is on TV, bigger than life…..a whole segment on pubic hair care of rock stars. Yes, Avril was named by this salon as a client for Brazilian Bikini Waxes, then flash to a Vanessa Carlton interview where she confesses she loves the Brazilian Bikini Wax. I’ll never forget her quote, "I’m a huge fan of the brazilian bikini wax. (giggle, giggle) Please tell me that won’t be on the air." I swallowed my teeth.

    #20 | Comment by grud — May 6, 2003 @ 5:25 pm

  21. I like hairless avril… hmmmmmmmm

    #21 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — May 6, 2003 @ 8:58 pm

  22. You don’t think it’s punk to have your pubic and anus hair ripped out by its roots in one fell swoop??


    #22 | Comment by RedEye — May 6, 2003 @ 10:31 pm

  23. What’s up? I first stumbled on to your page looking for bootleg Playboy pics, Real World Girls maybe? Those were frightfully disappointing. Anyway, I think it is a shame, funny, but a shame that people think you are Avril. Sad, because people can be so gullable, and because they want to meet a celeb so badly. I think if you really wanted to take advantage of people’s stupidity you should pose as some hot male celeb.
    Hot Coed: Are you hot male celeb?
    You(posing as hot celeb): yes.
    Hot Coed: Wow, I love you.
    You: Thanks. Hey, how old are you?
    Hot Coed: 19.
    You. Cool. Have any pics?
    Hot Coed: Sure
    You: You are really hot. Have anything "better?"
    Hot, hopefully drunk, Coed: Sure let me get my cam.

    I think you know where this is going. I know you have your cache of girls that post on this site, but we are talking real sluts here.

    The real reason I posted was the comment by Thess that started "I just dropped in…" It reminded me of the Big Lebowski, hands down greatest movie of all time. John Goodman robbed of various cinematic awards. "Your wheel dude. Keep it steady, 15 m.p.h."

    Taker easy…

    #23 | Comment by Gross — May 6, 2003 @ 10:54 pm

  24. Oh, I forgot to mention that the VH1 special featured a young lady getting her first brazilian wax. The had a camera outside of the curtained booth where they do the wax. You could hear them doing the wax. She said it didn’t "hurt much." I don’t know how they prep girls for the wax. It was interesting actually.

    #24 | Comment by grud — May 6, 2003 @ 11:54 pm

  25. One thing that will come out of all this anxiety over whether adopting certain fashion cues makes Avril "Punk" and whether she writes her own songs and what’s going on beneath her underwear is that future generations of music scholars will look back on bands like the DK’s and Black Flag and laugh. "Listen to these early attempts at Punk," they’ll say, smiling and shaking their heads. Avril Lavigne and her classic Punk works such as "I’m With You" will come to define Punk Rock in the way that JS Bach’s fugues stand for music’s Baroque period and Claude Debussy’s "Claire de Lune" defines Impressionism. And there’s nothing that anyone can do about it.

    #25 | Comment by Q — May 7, 2003 @ 3:55 am

  26. fyi


    #26 | Comment by grud — May 7, 2003 @ 4:11 am

  27. And I was *just* about to ask if anybody had a nice link to a writeup on how a bikini wax would be like… Heh. Guess grud was ahead of the crowd then.

    #27 | Comment by Pessimist — May 7, 2003 @ 4:47 am

  28. you know…

    Kirsten Dunst is WAY better then both…I like Kirsten Dunst

    I vote for you to make the site Kirsten-Dunst-themed again. I actually started looking into Kirsten Dunst (figuratively) due to this site. So put back Kirsten Dunst.

    Did I mention I like Kirsten Dunst?

    #28 | Comment by WingsOfDaidalos — May 7, 2003 @ 5:34 am

  29. I just love these convo’s..keep ’em going,lol. =)

    #29 | Comment by Elizabeth — May 7, 2003 @ 6:37 am

  30. i bet that Kirsten Dunst gets a bikini wax. If any chics out there gets a bikini wax, send a pic to me.

    #30 | Comment by nived — May 7, 2003 @ 7:59 am

  31. please send a pic to me….. hot chics though

    #31 | Comment by nived — May 7, 2003 @ 8:00 am

  32. send pics of ur boobs also.

    #32 | Comment by nived — May 7, 2003 @ 8:12 am

  33. hmm… I wonder if Barbara Dole gets a bikini wax.. MMMMM barrrrbarrrra dollllle…

    #33 | Comment by jb — May 7, 2003 @ 8:21 am

  34. That’s pretty sad. I’d say more, but I always get to these things late, and it’s all been said.

    #34 | Comment by Harrison — May 9, 2003 @ 2:33 am

  35. I’m not one to beat around the bush, so in Avril’s defense I submit the following pic of Avril’s mother taken at a Swedish spa in the late 70’s (according to carbon dating and wild speculation). Now, can you really blame the poor kid?

    #35 | Comment by dr.einstein — May 10, 2003 @ 7:01 am

  36. LILLIX FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES! <3 i met those girls. fuckin awesome. 🙂

    #36 | Comment by neena — May 10, 2003 @ 12:19 pm

  37. has anyone had a brazilian wax before

    #37 | Comment by ursexmate — September 2, 2003 @ 4:45 pm

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