thanksgiving with stacia

Just spent a ridiculous amount of time watching a stupid martial arts show on the discovery channel. Well… a stupid martial arts show that featured hot, topless and athletic men displaying intense physical prowess. Good god. Screw girls jumping on trampolines; i’ll take my athletic He-Man anyday ::snaps fingers::

Mmm… Thanksgiving. No better way to celebrate the genocide of a people than by killing a bird, stuffing its body cavity by way of the ass, pouring on cranberry sauce and calling it good. I can’t wait for my tryptophan-induced coma to kick in.

Mmm… tryptophan.

Strange occurances around Thanksgiving with the rellies:

[Random Person] Well you know the Mexicans, they come up here and don’t bother to learn the language. And they just made up Cinco de Mayo!
[Me] You mean like Thanksgiving?

13 thoughts on “thanksgiving with stacia

  1. #1 Wooooo

    #1 | Comment by 1st Post — December 2, 2003 @ 8:28 am

  2. Tryptophan is yummy. So are turkey pellets.

    #2 | Comment by RandomPerson — December 2, 2003 @ 8:28 am

  3. But in all fairness, Thanksgiving wasn’t the start of a genicide on the Native American people. That didnt come until later when more and more Europeans came over and wanted to take all the land away.

    SO Thanksgiving is still a Happy Holiday in my book.

    #3 | Comment by hippie69 — December 2, 2003 @ 8:31 am


    #4 | Comment by Pump — December 2, 2003 @ 8:47 am

  5. That show was cool as hell! Especially that litte chick that could tangle some ass! The part about the weapon design and function was coo too.

    #5 | Comment by bligityblah — December 2, 2003 @ 8:47 am

  6. Down heer on Thailand, we stuffings cats instead. It is more fun.

    #6 | Comment by Dik Kok — December 2, 2003 @ 9:15 am

  7. hi… i’m back again…

    how is everyone?

    #7 | Comment by beng — December 2, 2003 @ 10:37 am

  8. eeh, for all reasonable purposes, the genocide started right around/after thanksgiving. and about the mexicans, didn’t we push them out of cali/new mexico/arizona area back in the day?

    #8 | Comment by jb — December 2, 2003 @ 1:17 pm

  9. Nothing like fucking up a good meal by feeling guilty for something you had no hand in.

    #9 | Comment by matt — December 2, 2003 @ 1:21 pm

  10. also, should a guy feel bad about all this? personally, my ancestors came over as immigrants from denmark back in the mid/late 1800’s. Although i’m sure my ancestors did something real pig headed and assanine to another race or culture. lifes a bitch, Genocide happens. it sucks worse when it happens to you.

    #10 | Comment by jb — December 2, 2003 @ 1:22 pm

  11. I am part American-Indian. But you know what….survival of the fittest. Guess just my current mentality on life. Actually I guess that would be Fuck Everyone, but this works almost as well. 😀

    #11 | Comment by Jamlink — December 2, 2003 @ 2:06 pm

  12. We have a way better holliday over here in holland, its called sinterklaas, its actually the same as christmass (its also st. nic) but he comes here for a whole week and stuffs presents in our shoes and has a bunch of black slaves with him who put all the bad kids in a bag, furthermore the whole year thru he lives in spain as opposed to the north pole! and on december 5th he gives everyone in holland gifts and makes op rhymes!

    I really love st nic, cuz 2 weeks later he changes costumes and he’s santa clause!

    #12 | Comment by WP — December 2, 2003 @ 3:41 pm

  13. hi, ill be your athletic he-man!

    #13 | Comment by locofoco — December 2, 2003 @ 4:27 pm

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