‘I am Avril’ archive continued.
Part 1 can be found here.
Part 2:
I figured that by now people would’ve already caught on to the fact that i’m not really Avril Lavigne but i guess some people ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID.
Snowsurfer700: Hey, umm, sorry to ask, but who’s this?
psykotik2k: avril lavigne
Snowsurfer700: Seriously?
psykotik2k: seriously
Snowsurfer700: oh….crud…i’m sorry…one of my friends told me to im this person
psykotik2k: yeah? what did s/he say?
Snowsurfer700: He just said “Oh, im this person” i asked who it was, they said find out yourself…
psykotik2k: oh ok
Snowsurfer700: crud…this is seriously Avril Lavigne?
psykotik2k: yes this seriously is avril lavigne!
psykotik2k: sorry if it takes me a while to respond. i have like 13 people IMing me at the same time
Snowsurfer700: lol it’s no problem….how do they all know ur im n e way?
psykotik2k: it gets around
YOU ARE STUPID.
PunKSk8eR678: hi
PunKSk8eR678: hello?
psykotik2k: hey
PunKSk8eR678: are you seriously avril lavinge?
psykotik2k: yeah, i’m seriously avril lavigne
PunKSk8eR678: is it cool to be a “big star” or does it kinnda suck?
psykotik2k: yeah, it is. well except for the fame part
psykotik2k: i have like 16 people IMing me at the same time right now
PunKSk8eR678: gotta suck eh?
PunKSk8eR678: i guess i wish i was famous just a lil
psykotik2k: yeah, you have to work it though. it doesnt happen overnight
PunKSk8eR678: i kno
PunKSk8eR678: btw why is your buddy icon say “whore”?
psykotik2k: oh. that’s just a picture of one of my BIGGEST fans
psykotik2k: i thought her icon was cute
(I have a picture of Suzi as my icon. It says ‘whore’. Haha)
PunKSk8eR678: oh
PunKSk8eR678: ic
PunKSk8eR678: its kinnda cool though
psykotik2k: yeah, she’s really mean though
psykotik2k: suzi onCRACK
PunKSk8eR678: im not mean!
PunKSk8eR678: lol!
psykotik2k: that’s her screenname
PunKSk8eR678: thats weird
(At this point i start getting bombarded with more IMs and i start to ignore this guy)
PunKSk8eR678: can i tell your Sn to one of my friends?
YOU ARE STUPID.
Sassykat3287: avril lavinge!!!!!!!!!!1
Sassykat3287: omg!!!!!!!!!!!11
psykotik2k: hey
Sassykat3287: ur so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
psykotik2k: thanks
Sassykat3287: teach me how to be cool
psykotik2k: wear ties
Sassykat3287: okay i mean i bought a studded belt yesterday from pac sun… does that mean i’m punk now?
Sassykat3287: i mean yayyyyyyyyyyyy
psykotik2k: you’re almost there
Sassykat3287: omg.. thats like so totally cool i cant belive it
Sassykat3287: i listen to new found glory
Sassykat3287: n blink 182
psykotik2k: what about sum 41? and treble charger?
Sassykat3287: they’re cool too
Sassykat3287: wooooooooo
psykotik2k: yeah, they’re my boys
Sassykat3287: i named my cat deryck after deryck whibley
Sassykat3287: n my fish avril after u
psykotik2k: you named your fish after me?
Sassykat3287: totally
Sassykat3287: wat color tie should i buy avril?????
psykotik2k: red and black
Sassykat3287: THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE COLORS
psykotik2k: yeah, they’re my favorite colors too
Sassykat3287: ahhhhhhhhhh
Sassykat3287: that’s soooo cool
Sassykat3287: we’re like def soulmates
psykotik2k: sorry if it takes me a while to respond
psykotik2k: i have lots of people IMing me
Sassykat3287: i understand… i mean it must be soooo hard being so popular
psykotik2k: yeah, it is
Sassykat3287: but it’s not like i really know
Sassykat3287: i have to pretend
psykotik2k: yeah
psykotik2k: hey, i have to go now
Sassykat3287: what?!
Sassykat3287: r u saying i’m not popular?!!!!
Sassykat3287: YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!111
YOU ARE STUPID.
Okay this is where is starts to get really interesting. These 3 guys all know each other. I’m guessing one of them told the other two that he was talking to Avril Lavigne and they all start IMing me. It starts off pretty innocently until they start telling me that they wanted to fuck me. Because i mean come on now, who wouldn’t want to fuck Avril Lavigne.
I’d fuck Avril Lavigne!
Anyway…
This first guy wasn’t so bad.
OoBIZZYDoO: avril
Oo BIZZY D oO: wats up buddy
psykotik2k: hey
OoBIZZYDoO: ahem
Oo BIZZY D oO: she was punk he did ballet
Oo BIZZY D oO: wat more could i say
Oo BIZZY D oO: we rocked others world
psykotik2k: that’s my song
Oo BIZZY D oO: no way
Oo BIZZY D oO: i love that song
psykotik2k: well, it was my first single
Oo BIZZY D oO: thats so cool
Oo BIZZY D oO: i mean like
Oo BIZZY D oO: i wish i could drop out of skool
Oo BIZZY D oO: and become a rockstar
Oo BIZZY D oO: thatd be like
Oo BIZZY D oO: so totally awsome
Oo BIZZY D oO: omg
psykotik2k: no no. stay in school
Oo BIZZY D oO: ur a slut
Oo BIZZY D oO: jk
Oo BIZZY D oO: but who is this realyl
psykotik2k: avril!
psykotik2k: why does everyone keep asking me that??
OoBIZZYDoO: wats ur last name
psykotik2k: lavigne
Oo BIZZY D oO: so ur talkin to fgcqc
psykotik2k: yeah. how do you know?
psykotik2k: do you all know each other?
Oo BIZZY D oO: heres the story..
Oo BIZZY D oO: he was like a skater boy
Oo BIZZY D oO: so i said see u later boy
Oo BIZZY D oO: he wasnt good enough for me
(At this point, i stop talking to him because seriously, look at this guy. Singing fucking Avril Lavigne songs like a fucking clownshoe. Also, i was too busy talking to his other two dicklick friends)
Oo BIZZY D oO: avril
Oo BIZZY D oO: whyd u stop talkint o me
Oo BIZZY D oO: i cant wait to go to skool tomorro n be like
Oo BIZZY D oO: omg guess wat i did last nite
Oo BIZZY D oO: n ppl r gonna be like wat
Oo BIZZY D oO: n im gonna be like I TALKED TO AVRIL
Oo BIZZY D oO: n theyre gonna be like no way
Oo BIZZY D oO: n im gonna be like YEA WAY
YOU ARE STUPID.
This is where it gets good.
FGCQC: hey
psykotik2k: hey
FGCQC: is this avril lavinge?
psykotik2k: yup. i’m avril lavigne
FGCQC: sure about that one
psykotik2k: the last time i checked
FGCQC: wow man thats cool
FGCQC: i think u should ditch ur bass player u have now and let me play cuz im better than him
psykotik2k: yeah? are you in a band?
FGCQC: yea actual punk band that is not even close to being big
FGCQC: so u wanna do it or not
FGCQC: huh
psykotik2k: do what?
FGCQC: it
FGCQC: im talkin about boning and shit
psykotik2k: i don’t think so
FGCQC: y not..i can play bass for u and i can fuck u on the side….perfect
psykotik2k: i already have a bass player
FGCQC: yea but he sucks
FGCQC: plus i can fuck u better
psykotik2k: well your friend told me he could fuck me better
FGCQC: fuck him i can fuck u better than anyone
FGCQC: ill fuck him too while im at it
FGCQC: how bouts that
psykotik2k: i dont think so
FGCQC: good idea cuz i would tear u a new vagin it wouldnt even have been funny
psykotik2k: that doesnt sound too pleasant
FGCQC: yea but i would have had fun and thats really what matters
psykotik2k: wouldnt be fun for me
FGCQC: who cares…ur just canadian
FGCQC: how do u feel about that
psykotik2k: fuck you you stupid american!
FGCQC: o calm down
FGCQC: i love canadians im only kidding
FGCQC: how do u feel about that
psykotik2k: i feel you should stick a drumstick up your penis
FGCQC: ok right after i stick my penis in ur bass drum
psykotik2k: go ahead freak!
FGCQC: dont tempt me cuz i will completely punish ur starfish
psykotik2k: you wish
FGCQC: u dont even know what im talking about do u
psykotik2k: an asshole. which you are.
FGCQC: yea man u into that shit cuz i will rail u so hard if u r
FGCQC: even if ur not ill still rail u
psykotik2k: in your dreams
FGCQC: come on i think ull like it
psykotik2k: i’m ignoring you and your friend now
FGCQC: but who really cares if a stupid fuckin canadian has any pleasure
psykotik2k: fuck you
FGCQC: whats wrose canada or iraq
FGCQC: i cant decide which country sucks more
FGCQC: there both so horrable
FGCQC: but at least iraq has war tatics and shit so canada is def the worst country ever
FGCQC: what do u do over there …jerk ur dads off all dayu
psykotik2k: whatever
FGCQC: c ya later u canadian butt slut
YOU ARE STUPID.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: who is this ?
psykotik2k: avril lavigne
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: is it really?
psykotik2k: it is really
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: cause like mad people are tellin me that it is but ya know amd people also pose
psykotik2k: yeah, people think i’m not really avril lavigne
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: how old are you really ?
psykotik2k: well i just turned 18
psykotik2k: my birthday was just a coupla days ago
psykotik2k: on the 27th
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: happy birthday
psykotik2k: thanks
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: my name is anthony by the way
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: what town are you from
psykotik2k: napanee
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: where the hell is that
psykotik2k: canada
psykotik2k: i’m canadian
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: o yea i knew that
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: thats cool
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you have a good voice
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: are the guys in your band all childhood friends
psykotik2k: nope
psykotik2k: my management got us all together
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: was that roach you put on your tounge dead or alive
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you should ditch you guitarist
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: im better
psykotik2k: someone just told me to ditch my bass player because he was better
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: FGCQC
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: do you like the red hot chili peppers ?
psykotik2k: i think flea is pretty cool
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: yea my friends is better then him the kid that told you he was better then your bassist
psykotik2k: oh so you know each other
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: yea
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: i told him that i was talkin to you
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: like we both think you are the hottest girl is the music in.
psykotik2k: lol. thanks
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: no problem
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: hey that roach you put on your tounge on MTV was it dead or alive
psykotik2k: it was alive. maybe half dead.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: so you single
psykotik2k: that’s a secret
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: because baby ill tell ya right now i wanna FUCK your brains out
psykotik2k: haha. in your dreams
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: nah my girl is hotter then you
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: plus she has tits
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: yea i did fuck you once in my dreams
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: it was great
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: like this is obviousluy not avril cause you would know if you put a dead or alive roach on your tounge unless your like stupid
psykotik2k: i didnt bother checking to see if it was still dead or not
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: yea yea yea
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: right
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: and im Ja Rule
psykotik2k: ja rule doesnt play guitar
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: he does now lol
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: o boy
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: so we fukin or not ?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: i live in a 5 story beach house right on the beach
psykotik2k: well if you can make it over here to europe
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: im more rich then you will ever be
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: why the hell you there
psykotik2k: on tour
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: well fuck tour …….and come fuck me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: are you fucking all those guys in your band
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: like do they put you in a B C
psykotik2k: they’d be better than you that’s for sure
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: nah i dont think they would I MEAN COME ON
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: THERE CANADIAN
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: YOUR PROBABLY STILLA VIRGIN
psykotik2k: that’s private information. i’m not telling you that
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: PRIVATE?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: FUCK THAT
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: SO CAN I HIT THAT SWEET SPOT
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I WOULD FUCK YOUR PUNANI BETTER THEN ANY OF THOSE CANADIAN HOMOS IN YOUR BAND YOU WOULD COEM 55480087543 TIMES FOR EVERY ONE FOR ME
psykotik2k: i’m sure you can
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: YOU DAMN FUKIN STARIGHT I CAN
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: CUM*****\
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: CUM******
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: YOU WOULD SCREAM LIKE THE LIL CANADIAN BITCH YOU ARE
psykotik2k: shut up
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: MY GIRLFRIEND IS A LOT BETTER THEN YOU
psykotik2k: she’s not famous like me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: WHO GIVES A SHIT SHE ALSO NOT I DISEASED CANADAIN TRASH
psykotik2k: at least i’m not american trash
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: IM ITALIAM YOU WHORE
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: O BOY
psykotik2k: go back to italy
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: ITALY WOULD FUCKIN RIP YOU GAY ASS CANS ANYDAY YOU SKANIN RANKIN SLUTTY WHORE
psykotik2k: oh shut your pie hole
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL ARE WE LIKE 5
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD FUCK YOUR SKANKY ASS UP
psykotik2k: i’d like to see her try
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: YOU SKANK SHE WOULD
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK MY FRIEND
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: YOU FUCK YOU GAY BAND
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: ARE YOUR PUBES RED LIKE YOUR DISGUST HEAD
psykotik2k: i’m ignoring you now
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL PEACE YOUI WHORE
psykotik2k: yeah, fuck you too
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: HAHAHAHA
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: STOP POSIN YOU DIRTBAG
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you a dumb bitch
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you stupid can
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: BAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHABAHBAHBAHA
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: do you suck on the PONE
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you bitch
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: cunt
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: whore
psykotik2k: whatever
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: dyke
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: my girlfriend would fuck your ass up so dont come to any tours in NJ bitch
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: PAYCE
YOU ARE STUPID.
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO.
Urza987654321: Hey there poser
psykotik2k: hey
Auto response from Urza987654321: When I look in the mirror it changes violently….. into Johny The HM, I guess my mind is playing tricks on me. I’m not as stable as I used to be…..
psykotik2k: i’m not a poser
psykotik2k: don’t you know who i am???
psykotik2k: i’m avril lavigne!!!!
I HAVE THE BESTEST FANS EVER!
– (/archives/618)
Remember this guy? It’s the same guy that wanted to fuck my brains out. Well… Avril’s brains anyway.
Ok look closely. Three IMs into the convo and you’ll see that he actually found out about me posting that conversation on my site (me Justin, not me ‘Avril’).
And yet…
He STILL thinks i’m Avril!!
Goodness.
Oh and that Vickie girl is his skanky girlfriend. I got her name off his AIM info. I even decided to trash talk his girlfriend as myself, thinking that he knew that i wasn’t really Avril. But then he went on to call me a dyke Canadian. Thinking i was Avril.
*shakes head*
Oh yeah, this one’s pretty boring though. I had like several other idiots IMing me at the same time so i couldn’t really be funny. All i really had to say was “You’re stupid”. Well, i guess that’s pretty funny in itself too.
Oh and i also got some random IMer to IM him pretending to be my guitarist. Haha. AND HE BELIEVED IT.
I shake my head again.
13/10/02 1:06 AM
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: yous a ho
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: hahaha
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: thats so funny you put our convos on your site
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: what a dumbass
psykotik2k: vickie was a good fuck. i’d like to fuck her again. may i?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: when did you do that
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: since i was all day
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: you dyke canadian
psykotik2k: sure you were
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: i was CUNT
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
psykotik2k: uh huh
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: HO DONT IM ME
psykotik2k: why not
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: i dont know youre a loser might be a good fact
psykotik2k: vickie has a smelly cunt
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: ooooo NO she dont ooooo youre jealous cause youre a dirty canadian that gets busted all over by 4 guys every night
psykotik2k: you’re stupid you know that?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: hahahahaha
psykotik2k: you stupidity amazes me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: hahahahahaha
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: You being such a dirty Canadian BUTT SLUT amazes me how such a small girl could yake it so much in the ass and all the guys doing it unwraped knowing she infested with AIDS and herpes
psykotik2k: i’ll say it again, your stupidity amazes me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: It’s beyond me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Don’t you think
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Is that all you can say
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I think because you know I am right
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: And
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: AND!!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I am Italian and you are a dirty Canadian so it don’t matter what you say
psykotik2k: you’re still stupid
psykotik2k: no matter what nationality you are
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: NO
psykotik2k: no no really. you ARE stupid
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I perfer immature
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: OK
psykotik2k: stupid
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: So ve it I’m stupid
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: be*
psykotik2k: good
psykotik2k: because you are
psykotik2k: how old are you?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: But you’re a dirty short fat canadian NASTY infested SLUT
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I’m 16 BITCH
psykotik2k: kids these days. so stupid.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: You just turned 18 and you think you are like an adult
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Give it up you dumb bitch
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: You put a fucking roach on your tounge
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: That’s mature
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: You act like a 5 year old in BOTH of your videos
psykotik2k: doesn’t change the fact that you’re stupid
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Do you have anything better to say or are you to dumb
psykotik2k: i’m not. but you are.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Cause I already admitted to being stupid
psykotik2k: i know. and you’re still stupid.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Which includes dumb
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Now!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Are you ?
psykotik2k: not as stupid as you are
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Going to admit you’re a slut and fuck your whole band and you have AIDS and herpes and they fucked you and they have it
psykotik2k: why are you obsessed with me?
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I’m not
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: I have a perfect girlfriend
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: PERFECT
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: not short fat and CANDIAN like you
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: She will kick your skankin ass and all the faggots in your band
psykotik2k: i hope she gets pregnant
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: And if a guy got your ass pregnant he would run and figured you’re are a waste and just some pussy
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: OR!!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: he might stay with you and use you for your money
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: And!!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: If she does then I will be there for her
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Unlike any guy for you
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Since you basically are a slut
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: AWWWW
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: How cute you sent YOUR user after me
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: AWWWWW
psykotik2k: not as slutty as vickie
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Don’t hate
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: You’re JEALOUS bitch
psykotik2k: you’re stupid
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: LOL
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: hahaha
psykotik2k: i hope vickie cheats on you
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: HA
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Your guitarist is a fucking pussy
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: What a little baby
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Can’t you get anyone better ti scare me
psykotik2k: omg. how stupid are you.
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Very
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: NOW!!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Lets Chat
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: When is your next show in NJ
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: When are you coming back ?
psykotik2k: i’m not coming to nj
psykotik2k: only stupid people live there
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: NEVER again
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: awww you’re scared to of Vickie
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: AND!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Your gay guitarist is scared of …ME!!!
iEaTeVeRyThiNgiC: Ok well you’re a CUNT he’s a faggot and I’m tired so I’ll make fun of your dirty ass later
psykotik2k: you’re still stupid. you always will be.
Next…
We have some idiot that i didn’t bother responding to.
13/10/02 1:56 AM
SaMiStAr69: HELLO I DONT THINK THAT YOU KNOW ME BUT LET ME INTRODUCE MY SELF IM SAMI BENN AND IM LIKE UR BIGGEST FAN
SaMiStAr69: your Avril Lavigne right
SaMiStAr69: if you are than you know my friend Chocogirl something or other
SaMiStAr69: she didnt give me this sn trust me
Yeah. Sure she didn’t.
This next one is a skeptic.
13/10/02 1:23 AM
LethalChiNita: sup
LethalChiNita: u are not avril….r u
psykotik2k: oh yes i am
LethalChiNita: b4 i shower you with insults about how crappy and generic and how michelle branch all ur other songs are, prove that ur her
psykotik2k: BrwnJellyBelly:how can u prove it?
psykotik2k: people are always asking me that
psykotik2k: it’s tiring
psykotik2k: how did you get my screenname?
LethalChiNita: wel any sensible person WouLd, hell knows how many wannabes pplz wit no life pretending to me sum famous person are on
LethalChiNita: sum believer sent it to me
psykotik2k: do you believe?
LethalChiNita: im obviously not if im asking you to prove it
psykotik2k: well i dont really have time to prove it. you’re not the only one who’s IMing me
LethalChiNita: if you dont then i suggest you take down ur lil proclamations cus ppl will KEEP IMIng me and KEep telling ya full of BS
psykotik2k: why will they IM you? are you famous or something?
LethalChiNita: keep IMing me that u say what u r n everyone will b saying that ur full of it ^_^
psykotik2k: you’re stupid
LethalChiNita: …why? ur the victim here of self deception and what you say screams BULLSHIT and if you cant prove it then it is
psykotik2k: you’re still stupid.
LethalChiNita: youre still full of bullshit. ^_^
psykotik2k: yeah but you and your friends are the ones who are stupid. IMing me asking if i’m really Avril. dont you have a life?
LethalChiNita: eh, we believe what we see and all we see from you is bullshit bullshit bullshit
psykotik2k: *shakes head*
Band talk.
13/10/02 1:47 AM
morT1715: i love you
psykotik2k: i love you too
morT1715: haha…this is mort..who is this?
psykotik2k: look at my info
This is what my AIM info says:
Hey, this is Avril Lavigne. Just a little info about me (as if you didn’t already know :P). I’m 18, i’m CANADIAN (woohoo!) and i’m from a small town called Napanee in Ontario, Canada. You can visit my official site at http://avril-lavigne.com
Thanks for supporting my music! I love you all!
– Avril
And yes, the link to Avril’s site actually points to mine. As a JOKE. That nobody seems to get =(
morT1715: oohhh..i see…well, i’m actually in a band called the downside from northern new jersey. you can visit our site at www.thedownside.com if you like any of the music (on www.mp3.com) or whatever, theres a contact on the site. thanks a lot
LIKE I CARE.
12/10/02 4:16 PM
PenguinMessiah: Justin, you actually went off ignore? SWEET! I love those Avril chatlogs
PenguinMessiah: lol
PenguinMessiah: badinagoodway rules dude
PenguinMessiah: Avril does rock though, don’t change the layout
PenguinMessiah: that Kruek bitch is nasty
PenguinMessiah: seriously though, that Avril shit is halairous
PenguinMessiah: I hope you get some idiots
PenguinMessiah: “…I bought a studded belt from pac sun am I punk now?”
PenguinMessiah: “wear ties”
PenguinMessiah: “what are your favorite colors?”
PenguinMessiah: “red and black”
PenguinMessiah: “MINE TOO!”
PenguinMessiah: and then….
PenguinMessiah: “we are like def soulmates”
PenguinMessiah: WTF?!?!?!?
PenguinMessiah: that shit’s great dude, keep it up :0
Not an idiot. THANK GOD.
13/10/02 1:25 AM
BrwnJellyBelly: this is avril lavigne?
psykotik2k: yep
BrwnJellyBelly: how can u prove it?
BrwnJellyBelly: well?
BrwnJellyBelly: no way u can prove it to me?
psykotik2k: i dont want to.
psykotik2k: it’s tiring
BrwnJellyBelly: aight
BrwnJellyBelly: so, umm, yeah, waddup?
psykotik2k: trying to fend off multiple IM windows
BrwnJellyBelly: cooo
psykotik2k: lots of people IMing me at the same time
psykotik2k: hard to keep up
BrwnJellyBelly: im watching a cradle of filth video :-d
BrwnJellyBelly: ur sooo lucky, u live in canada where they ALWAYS go to perform
BrwnJellyBelly: never here to the states
BrwnJellyBelly: well, yeah, jus to let u know, im 16/m/and i live in california and like, i never even heard ur music cause i dont watch tv or listen to any radio stations that even play ur music
BrwnJellyBelly: but ive heard its ok….i dont wanna bother to listen cause its not my type of stuff
YOU ARE STUPID.
13/10/02 1:23 AM
AngelusBabe1401: hey
psykotik2k: hey
AngelusBabe1401: you’re the real avril, the singer?
psykotik2k: yep
AngelusBabe1401: thats awesome
AngelusBabe1401: er I have something to tell you
AngelusBabe1401: you’re…hella hot
psykotik2k: thanks
AngelusBabe1401: ur welcome hun
AngelusBabe1401: I’m gonna treat you like a normal person
AngelusBabe1401: since you are a normal person
psykotik2k: how did you get my screenname?
AngelusBabe1401: from vic
AngelusBabe1401: why did you ask?
psykotik2k: just wondering. it’s been going around
AngelusBabe1401: oh okay
AngelusBabe1401: you’re straight?
psykotik2k: yup i am
AngelusBabe1401: oh thats awesome
AngelusBabe1401: oh yeah I should tell you this, I’m deaf
Yeah. And you’re also stupid.
OMG SOMEBODY END THE MADNESS!!!!
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fuck you
From: “John Bonham” bonham_79@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Nov 2 2002 8:57:04 PM +0800
Dear Cocksucker
you’re nothing but a fucken dick head. The way you make everyone think your avril is fucken poor. Avril happens to be a great girl and also has a lot of talent which means she’s going places. It’s people like you that give people like avril a bad name. why dont you go jerk off you fuckin poofter.
up yours
Michael Bonham
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But i AM Avril Lavigne!
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I’m Avril’s manager now:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Concert
From: MSEdvalson@aol.com
Date: Tue, Nov 12 2002 4:35:00 PM EST
Hey i was wondering if there was anyway to get Avril to get a concert up here in Washington and i am not talking about tacoma or seattle or Spokane…..I am talking about a town of Kennewick Richland Pasco Benton City…..I surely would say that she would a hella turn out for a concert if she came up here a lot people want to meet her and i have a friends birthday coming up and she really like Avril and i want to give her the present of her life…Thanks
Michael
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SURE! NO PROBLEM! I’LL GET RIGHT ON IT!
*dials Avril’s phone number*
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30/4/03 7:26 AM
Valid8ted prking: hey whats up
Valid8ted prking: a/s/l?
Valid8ted prking: whats up a/s/l?
psykotik2k: http://www.heyasl.com/psykotik
Valid8ted prking: do you want me to go there?
Valid8ted prking: what is that site?
Valid8ted prking: hello? whats your anem or can i ask that? lol
Valid8ted prking: hello? r u ther?
Valid8ted prking: is thatsjustnotright.com yur web site\?
psykotik2k: yes
Valid8ted prking: what do u have on it
psykotik2k: stuff
Valid8ted prking: can i ask what your name is?
psykotik2k: its on the site
Valid8ted prking: avril lavigne?
psykotik2k: yes
Valid8ted prking: cool
Valid8ted prking: im matt
Valid8ted prking: why does your screen name say psykotik2k?
Valid8ted prking: what u up to
Valid8ted prking: hello?
01/5/03 11:56 AM
otakemaru: is this really avril lavine?
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Sometimes you people make me want to shoot myself.