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Exam - 1:35am@ February 27 2001
I've got a Psychology exam coming up tomorrow. Once that's over, i'm home free.

Monday, February 26, 2001

Movies - 4:12pm@ February 26 2001
I should stop talking about movies.

Drive directors cut - 3:39pm@ February 26 2001
Damn. I just found out that the VCD copy of Drive that i watched a coupla nights ago wasn't the directors cut version.

I WANT TO WATCH THE DIRECTORS CUT VERSION.

And i can only do so by watching it on DVD. But seeing how hard it actually was just trying to get a hold of the movie on VCD over here, i can't even imagine how fucking impossible it's gonna be to find it on DVD.

Drive's a good low budget movie. Worth watching.

Gore - 2:58pm@ February 26 2001
The pictures of Bence being all cut up are gone now. But hey, if you're really in need of a little bit of gore, you can always turn your attention to what i did with my school planner once:

Back cover, back pages and the two page spread.

Beautiful.

Crap - 2:35pm@ February 26 2001
Server was down for a coupla hours this morning. Damn. There goes my hits. Anyway, my AIM is being a real bitch again. It's actually been a real bitch to me for the past week or so really. I haven't been on AIM all week. Well...save for a coupla moments when it actually wasn't being a real bitch and actually let me log in.

Stupid AOL.

I watched Hard Eight. It's good but it ain't as great as Boogie Nights or Magnolia. Good acting though. Really good. I don't regret watching Hard Eight. It's a solid movie. And it's actually nice to know that i've seen all most P.T Anderson's movies now.

Down to Earth.

Nevermind. Like i said, it's not worth watching unless you're a real die hard Chris Rock fan.

Actually you know, i kinda like Chris Rock. I sure as hell like him a lot better than Chris Tucker. I personally think that the most funniest Chris Rock scene i've ever had the pleasure of watching was when he doing that cell phone arguement scene with Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 4. I remember literally laughing my ass off the first time i watched that scene.

Chris Rock is a funny guy.

Chris Tucker, well...i just think he's annoying.

Down to earth - 1:18am@ February 26 2001
So i went to the mall last night. Ate at McDonalds. Didn't see any hot chicks. But i did buy a coupla CDs and two movies on VCD. Bought the Linkin Park CD and The Wallflowers' latest album. Believe it or not, i have NEVER listened to Linkin Park before. Not even once. And i know NOTHING about them. But from what i know, a lot of people think they're pretty good. I haven't listened to the CD yet but they better be good cos i wouldn't wanna have spent my money on a shitty CD by a shitty band. As for The Wallflowers...well...i just like The Wallflowers.

Jacob Dylan's cool.

I bought the new Chris Rock flick Down To Earth. On bootleg VCD of course. It's a alright movie i guess. Pretty short. It's funny and it did make me laugh on quite a number of occasions but it's not really that great a movie. The ending's just too abrupt and isn't satisfying enough. i'd go as far to say that this movie ain't wait your money...unless you're a die hard Chris Rock fan. And even then you'll be disappointed. It's not as good as it could've been. Anyway, i'm crap at writing reviews. The only good review i remember writing was the one that i did for Dungeons & Dragons. Boy did that movie ever suck.

But anyway, let me distract you with a screen grab from the Down To Earth VCD i bought:

Sunday, February 25, 2001

Fact: Todays posts suck - 8:00pm@ February 25 2001
So anyway, i haven't really been doing much at all today. Basically just slept in, woke up, went to a cybercafe to post two sub-standard posts, came back to the dorm to type out this sub-standard post and.. that's pretty much it so far. I have no idea what i'll be doing after this. Probably gonna head out to the cybercafe again to upload this post i guess. Or maybe go to the mall and scope out for any hot chicks.

Hey, i am single again aren't i?

But anyway, have you seen those pictures of Bence being all cut up? They're pretty cool. Okay so actually they're pretty sick but i can be a sick guy sometimes so i kinda like sick things. I've done some pretty sick stuff in my time too. I once practically covered a coupla pages of my school planner with obscene amounts of blood. I had a coupla my friend donate some of theirs too. No, we didn't intentionally cut ourselves or anything stupid like that. The blood came from accidental cuts and bleeds and whatnot. Witness:

Back cover, back pages and the two page spread.

Sick? Well, i consider it 'art'. Sick art i guess.

Anyhow, i went to Toys R Us yesterday. Spent about half an hour just staring at the Danger Girl toys that they had. Marveled at the fucking huge Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger dolls. Lusted at the Ash figure that i so really want. Puked at how expensive the Akira toys are over here. Silently praised McFarlane toys for creating such fucking cool figures.

Man, if i had money to burn, i'd buy all those toys in a flash. I particularly have my eyes set on the boxed set of all the three Danger Girls. Ever read any of the Danger Girl comics? Man are they ever hot. They're already fucking hot in 2-D. Imagine them being in 3-D scuplted form.

What i wouldn't give to actually have touched those figures to see how they feel like. Haha. Sadly, they didn't have any displayed out of their boxes. So that pretty much sucked. The whole boxed set costs about RM$130+ over here in Malaysia. Fucking expensive. Worth it? Maybe. Will i eventually get it anyway? Definitely.

John's been reading my archives.

Note to new readers: Don't read my archives. My earlier posts are embarassingly crap.

Anyway, i actually scoured two different malls to find this one stupid movie on VCD yesterday. I searched every single video store within those two malls to look for this one movie called Drive. It's this kinda old, low budget, Mark Dacascos flick that i've been wanting to watch ever since i read about the rave reviews it's been getting for its fight scenes. Anyway, you wouldn't believe how hard it was to actually find a copy of this movie. But after walking my ass off from video store to video store, i finally found it and after watching it, i must say, those reviews were right. The fight scenes kick ass. They're probably even better than the one's in The Matrix. This is probably even then best Jackie Chan movie ever made. And it's not even a Jackie Chan movie!

Sure, there's barely any semblance of a plot and Mark Dacascos can't act for shit but hey, it's the fight scenes that make this one worth watching. It's actually kinda like Rush Hour in a sense. Kind of a Hong Kong Hollywood flick if you know what i mean. Kadeem Hardison co-stars in this one. He gets some pretty funny lines to say. Most of them are lame but there are a few gems thrown in there. Guess you could say he's the Chris Tucker in this movie.

Did i mention that the fight scenes kick ass in this movie? Well, the fight scenes kick ass in this movie. Watch it for the fight scenes.

I want a new girlfriend.

Good - 5:01pm@ February 25 2001
Found another good site for my sidebar. I've also been reading School Of Ass quite a bit these past coupla days. I've put em on my sidebar now since i've become somewhat of a daily reader.

Does this post seem like crap to you? Well you can't blame me. I just woke up, i have one of my mid-term papers coming up and i recently broke up with my girlfriend a coupla days ago.

(Sh)it happens.

Lie - 4:21pm@ February 25 2001
Sorry for the lack of posts today. I just wanted to see my not posting at all would affect the total hit count i'd get for today.

Okay so i'm lying. I was asleep all day alright? But i'm awake now. So...yeah.

Saturday, February 24, 2001

Best supporting actor - 11:57am@ February 24 2001
I really think that Wilson deserves at least one Oscar nomination for best supporting actor for his role in Cast Away. The person who casted (no pun intended) Wilson in this movie is a fucking genius.

Anyway, go watch Cast Away for Wilson if not for Tom Hanks' great acting. Yeah, that's right. Great acting.

Acting great with a volleyball can be very hard you know?

Pr0n - 11:10am@ February 24 2001
I was just checking my stats and i noticed that my pr0n page is the second most visited page within this site. I can't believe that people actually check out that page. It's so half assed! It's not even a real pr0n page!

Stop checking out my pr0n page!

Still Friday? - 10:20am@ February 24 2001
Since it is still Friday in some parts of the world right now, my 'i'll plug/link you' offer still stands...for a coupla more hours. Anyway, the dude who runs this site...

http://www.beautifulparadise.com

...e-mailed me and just simply said "Some like it". Well i LOVE it. It's great. Those Jesus comics are pretty funny in a sick twisted way. But then again i can be a sick twisted person sometimes so there ya go.

In a totally unrelated note, yes i'm still in 'mourning'. The break up isn't really affecting me that much. I mean, if it were, i wouldn't be posting right now. Nor would i be a funny as i am right now. I am funny right? Hello?

Anyway, i'm not gonna let piddly little break ups affect my site. My exams can do that for me. But just so you know, deep down... in my achy breaky heart, it's uh... aching and breaking i guess. Yeah that's right.

So rather than go into a deep downward spiral of depression, i'll just try and humor myself. No worries, i handle break ups pretty well. Save for the first few hours post break up.

Cast Away - 4:14am@ February 24 2001
Well i just finished watching Cast Away on VCD just a few minutes ago. It's a good movie. I actually regret not watching it when i first got the VCD about a month ago. I did watch like the first 30 seconds of the movie back then....but i got bored by the Fed Ex van and went to sleep or something.

Anyway, i finally got around to watching it and it's pretty impressive. I like the 'package cam' shots at the beginning of the movie. Those were cool shots. Although i did get sick of seeing all those Fed Ex vans, planes, packages, logos etc etc throughout the whole movie. I even took the liberty of taking a few grabs from the VCD. Check it out:

Alright. Bootleg copy of Cast Away in widescreen format on VCD. Too bad the picture quality kinda sucks. Hey, is that a Fed Ex van in the background?

Crap. Chinese subtitles that can't be turned off! Like i said, visuals suck on VCD. Worse than VHS in fact. And it definitely doesn't even go anywhere near DVD quality. But hey, if you look closely, you'll spot a Fed Ex van in the background!

Most night scenes suck on VCD. Like this one for example. It's just too dark. Gee, is that a Fed Ex sign that i see in the background?

Don't ask me what that 'NB' stands for. It just floats there throughout the entire movie. Anyway, here's another dark night scene in which not only do we get a Fed Ex van but we also get a Fed Ex plane to boot!

Hey isn't that...a Fed Ex package!

Wow! More Fed Ex packages!

Friday, February 23, 2001

One more - 6:15pm@ February 23 2001
Another plug.

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Your Name: Bill
Your Email Address: bill@microsoft.com
Comments:

Hi Justin. I was wondering if you could plug my site. Here's the URL:

http://www.microsoft.com

Thanks in advance.
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Sure Bill. Funky site you got there

At the GRAMMY awards - 11:05am@ February 23 2001

"I met him backstage, and...he's reallly gay."
--Jon Stewart, about Eminem

Three - 10:45am@ February 23 2001
He wrote in. AGAIN.

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Your Name: Joe
Your Email Address: JPMerak25K@aol.com
Comments: If you were wondering why you received 3 emails from me, it was because each time I was sending the email, I thought of something else to say and hit the stop button on my browser. Hell, I didn't know it would send it 3 times. Stupid GayOHell. Anyway, according to my hit tracker, about 30% of my hits come from your site, so, therefore, Justin, you have achieved the level of FUCKING COOL GURU! Now, get to work, and write some good posts!
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Good posts? What? Me? Write them?

One - 10:43am@ February 23 2001
John's Crawlspace = Good shit : Sidebar link

Batch no. 2 - 10:05am@ February 23 2001
More plugs. What can i say?

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Your Name: Joe
Your Email Address: JPMerak25K@aol.com
Comments

Well, looks like I'm not the only one flunking everything under the sun. Good luck, Justin.

Oh, by the way, tell everybody to visit my newly redesigned(sorta) site EVERY SINGLE DAY! I command you!

http://www.geocities.com/lotsogreen11s/minions.html

Also, you made me lose like 30 damn dollars on Soulxchange! Bastard!
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This guy actually sent me three (3) different variations of the same e-mail that you see above. Geez. Anyway, i'm supposed to tell you to visit his newly redesigned (sorta) site EVERY SINGLE DAY. He commanded me.

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Your Name: Will.Hinds
Your Email Address: whinds@neteps.com
Comments: blah blah blah, as long as your offering plugs, ya know i wouldn't mind getting one. but if not, that's OK. don't worry i'll be o.k. mmmhmmm. anyway, it's http://www.okstorms.com and the page is called 'everything is meaningless'. you've already seen it once if you remember. but anyway, thanks bunches. -will.
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Yep. Of course i remember. I can be like a fucking elephant sometimes. You know...like how elephants never forget and stuff...no? Nevermind.

Plug plug plug.

Anyway, Justin (not me, another Justin, who goes by the alias 'blured'), just recently opened up this new site of his. It's a pretty sweet, well designed site. Simple, good looking and functional. Check it out. It's a good site. Which is why it's on my sidebar now.

If anybody else wants a plug, you know what to do.

Links'n plugs day - 9:15am@ February 23 2001
Here are the first batch of plugs that i owe. Should i receive anymore plug requests by the end of the day, i'll post em up as soon as i get em.

Actually, truth be told, i'm quite weary of receiving plug requests from people because i dread ending up having to plug a sub-standard site here on fubar. I mean come on, face it, plugging a sub-standard site on an already sub-standard site is just pretty...well...sub-standard.

And besides, i honestly don't see why people would want to be linked on my site. Don't get me wrong, i love getting plug requests and i'm all for this linking business but it just strikes me as odd that people would actually want me to link them. I mean, it's not like this is a 'big' site or anything. In fact, it's pretty crap. But hey, who am i to say what's crap and what's not?

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: this is a cry for help
From: SoulDescen@aol.com
Date: Thu, Feb 22 2001 5:47:24 AM EST

hey my names Edmund McMillen, and ive enjoyed your site for a while now... anyway, ive just finished a website that i think you guys would really like... thisisacryforhelp.com... i dont know how the other links get on your site, but i would really love to become a part of the your link family... how would i do that?

thanks

-Edmund
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So i get this e-mail and i'm expecting the worst. I click on his link and...horror of horrors! It's a flash site! Now, i normally DESPISE flash sites because they load up really fucking slow on the shit PC's that they have here in the college library but this one's an exception because it's actually really really good. Well, it is to me anyway. I like it when flash is put to good use... as exemplified by this site. Anyway, don't let my dislike for flash to get in the way of you deciding to visit it or not. If anything, visit this site for the FUCKING AWESOME ARTWORK. Man, this guy's art is unbelievably good. I LOVE the way he draws those dead babies.

Okay that probably didn't sound too appealing what with dead babies being involved and all but i still think they're unbeliavble cool. You'll see what i mean when you see them for yourself. I LOVE THIS GUY'S ARTWORK.

You can actually buy one of his comics through his site. And it's looks pretty fucking sweet. Hell, i wouldn't mind getting myself a copy if i had the chance. Maybe even two just for the hell of it.

Anyway, to answer Ed's (Can i call you Ed? No? Okay, Edmund then...) question about getting linked, it doesn't really take a lot to get linked on my sidebar permanently. There are basically three main 'rules' if you may:

1. I'll have to actually like your site.
   
2. You'll have to link back to me on your site.
   
3. Your site has to be interesting enough to warrant a permanent link.

Thursday, February 22, 2001

Links'n plugs - 9:15pm@ February 22 2001
I've been asleep the whole day. Which is why i haven't been posting that much. Anyway, i've been getting a few e-mails recently asking for links and plugs and i thought why not make tomorrow (Friday) a link and plug fulfillment day? So if you have a site that you want me to plug, just click here and tell me the URL of your site. If i really like your site, i'll probably even link to it on my sidebar. So anyway, those of you who wanna get linked/plugged, you have from now till the end of Friday to e-mail me for one.

And i'd appreciate that you do the same for me if you actually do get linked or plugged here.

And finally, i'd just like to say...NO, i will NOT link to your site Kelvin.

Candy - 10:00am@ February 22 2001
Would you like some candy? I've got some candy. Eye candy that is:

Exam - 9:41am@ February 22 2001
Just got out of my exam. Fuck man. That paper totally screwed me over. I think it's gonna be graded out of a total of 20 marks or something. I'd be lucky if i can score anything above 11.

Kill me now.

Cram - 3:58am@ February 22 2001
It's now 3:58am and i've been studying my ass off for the past i-don't-how-many-hours. I think i started around 10:00pm. Yeah, that should be about right. 10:00pm. That's like what? 6 hours? 6 hours is good right?

Anyway, i doubt it'll do me any good in the long run. Maybe just a little but i'm pretty damn sure it won't help me pass that paper with flying colors or whatever. But hey, who knows? I could be wrong. I wish i was wrong. But then again, who am i kidding? I'll NEVER get an A in this class.

Godammit. I gotta stop slacking off. I'll be happy enough if i get a B in at least ONE of my classes this semester. Anything to up my GPA.

Crap. My exam starts at 8:30am and i'm still not asleep. I'm taking a look at myself in the mirror as i type this and i can't help but notice the fact that i look like SHIT. Man, i look like i'm sick or something. Sleep deprivation and lack of nutritional food has definitely taken it's toll on my physical appearance. I look like CRAP. I'm definitely losing weight (as if i wasn't lanky enough to begin with) and i swear i'm starting to look like fucking drug addict. And i don't even do drugs!

Shit, not only do i have to stop slacking off, i gotta start shaping up as well?

ARGH.

Wednesday, February 21, 2001

Yep - 8:45pm@ February 21 2001

Yep. That is, indeed, a picture of a baby monkey holding a duckling.

Laugh dammit laugh - 8:20pm@ February 21 2001
Q: 'Dark City' and 'The Rocketeer'. What do these two movies have in common?

A: Both have Jennifer Connelly's breasts in them.

Hahahahaha.

Okay okay, so maybe it wasn't even that funny a joke. Nor was it even supposed to be a joke in the first place. But at least it gives me an excuse to show you this Jennifer Connelly pic. How much do i love this picture? Let me count the ways:

One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thous...

Useless movie trivia - 7:05pm@ February 21 2001
Here are a coupla little things that you probably didn't notice the first time you watched these movies:

Evil Dead 2

In A Nightmare on Elm Street, inside Johnny Depp's bedroom there is an Evil Dead poster hanging on his wall. Then in turn, there is a scene in Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, when Ash has his girlfriend's severed head biting onto his hand and he can't get it off, he goes to the woodshed, and we then see a shot from within the shed as he opens the door. As Ash opens the door you see something hanging above it that get's hit by the door cause it's hanging a little too low, and it's none other than Freddy Krueger's glove. In various bits throughout that scene we see the glove, the best being when Ash puts his girlfriends head into a vice then saws it in half with a chainsaw. The camera cuts away to just a silhouette of the act taking place, and we see tons of blood splatter up onto the glove, causing it to sway back and forth.

Fight Club

Due to pressure from the Writers Guild, one of the contributing screenwriters for Fight Club, Se7en creator Andrew Kevin Walker, was refused a credit on the film. So Fincher simply named three of the police after him. So as you watch the end credits you'll see cast listings for Detective Andrew, Detective Kevin and Detective Walker, giving this valuable contributor the on-screen credit that the Writers Guild wouldn't allow.

Independence Day

How many people have noticed that Jeff Goldblum repeats his line from Jurassic Park "Must go faster!" in Independence Day? In Jurassic Park, it's when he's in the back of the Jeep and they're being chased by the T-Rex. In ID4, it's when he's in the alien ship with Will Smith and they're trying to get out of the mother ship before the door closes on them.

Mallrats

On the walls of Brodie's (Jason Lee) room, posters can be seen for the films Legend and Tremors. Tremors was produced by James Jacks, the same man who produced Mallrats. The Legend connection happens because it starred Tom Cruise, who had acted along side Mr. Svenning, Michael Rooker, in Days of Thunder, directed by Tony Scott, brother of Legend director Ridley Scott (That's a mouthful!). Shannon Doherty's Beverly Hills 90210 days are sufficiently lampooned with her character in the film at one point being called "Brenda," to which she angrily replies, "Dick!" and her comic book cover in the open credits has her in an issue of "New Jersey 07732."

At another point in the film, as our heroes hide out in the "dirt" mall, Jeremy London briefly picks up a hat with Clerks, Kevin Smith's previous film, embroidered on it. While talking about items of clothing, there are two more in Mallrats worth mentioning. The first is the shirt that Jason Lee's character wears throughout the film depicting a weird, misshapen head. That head is actually the faces of three actors who didn't make it into the film all morphed together. Another shirt, one for Henry Hudson High School is the actual high school attended by Mallrats director Kevin Smith and sidekick Jay Mewes.

X-Files: Fight The Future

In the film Independence Day, a character at the cable company is overheard telling a customer that "I love X-Files, too. I hope you get to see it." In the X-Files movie, about a half hour in, Mulder is seen pissing on an ID4 poster, the same movie that already referenced the show.

(Yep. All of this will definitely help me in my exam tomorrow.)

Apologies - 2:50pm@ February 21 2001
Man, i don't know what it is but me having my mid-terms right now sure is affecting my site. I mean, it never really used to be like this. Like, i don't really remember this happening to me last semester. Back then, i was just posting like i usually did regardless of it even being exam week. But it's different now. My mid-terms are actually getting me somewhat worried.

I dunno. I think it's just a psychological thing. Personally, i think that this site's been pretty lacking in actual (good) content this past few days. But maybe that's just me. Who knows? It probably still seems the same to you people. But personally, i think that it's not all the same and that something's definitely lacking.

Anyway, between my mid-terms and all my other school work, i'll be lucky if i even have enough inspriration to keep posting everyday till the end of the week. Things'll probably go back to normal after my exams are all over though. Probably by the middle of next week. But for now, i've got my COM 200 paper to sit for tomorrow. And this time, it's not a MCQ paper.

Argh.

And i'm gonna have my pscyh paper next Wednesday. So bear with me for while because his site's gonna supremely SUCK in terms of content so long as my mid-terms are still going on.

Yeah, that's right - 11:00am@ February 21 2001
I'm having one of my mid-term exams tomorrow. Apologies for the shit posts.

Bad - 10:45am@ February 21 2001
I had the biggest motherfucker of a headache last night. It was so fucking bad. Hell, i even felt like crying because of it.

Tuesday, February 20, 2001

Landfill - 4:30pm@ February 20 2001
Since most of today's posts have so far been filler posts, i thought why not write another one, while at the same time, plugging this little zip file that i have on my server space? Anyway, some of you may have already seen it but for the sake of those of you who haven't, here it is again.

But, before you click on that little link, here's a little setup for what you're about to view. The zip file contains some photos of this chick in various poses (some flattering, some not...hey, nobody's perfect...) and it also includes this pretty cruel e-mail that came with the photos, of which i've copied onto notepad. The e-mail i mean. It's basically written (in bad English) by this one girl (Serena) who obviously HATES this other girl (Lyana, the one in all the photos) and she sent out the e-mail to, what seems like, the whole entire world. Just take a look at all the e-mail addresses it's been forwarded to. Man, talk about being exposed...

Anyway, check it out.

Fill me in - 4:00pm@ February 20 2001

Lone Korean: Yo.
Lone Korean: How's it hanging?
psykotik2k: short, shriveled and to the left.

Filler + recycled joke - 11:34am@ February 20 2001
I was gonna start off this post with the words 'So anyway' but i decided against it. So anyway, it looks like i'll be off to Michigan by the end of August of this year. Yeah, that's right. I'll be outta Malaysia by August 2001 at the earliest. Thank god for that. I'll need to keep up a GPA of at least 2.0 to get transferred over to Michigan though. But that should be reasonably easy enough if i don't slack off in school. You know, to be quite honest, i don't think i've been slacking off as much as i was last semester really. I mean, so far, i haven't even skipped ONE class this semester. Unlike the multitude of times i skipped class last semester. So yeah, i'm actually kinda proud of that. Of course, not skipping class doesn't actually mean that i'm doing good in class (which i hope i am) but hey, it's still something to be proud of i guess. You know...not skipping class and all that. Anyway, it'd be good if i can get transferred by this August. New campus, new atmosphere, new people, NON-RIDICULOUSLY priced DVD's etc etc.

It'll be good.

Start of recycled joke:

Two boys were sharing a hospital room. One boy asked the other what he was there for. So the boy says:

"For circumcision"

Then the other boy says:

"Oh man, i had that done right after i was born and i couldn't walk for a year"

Filler - 10:45am@ February 20 2001
So anyway, i'm down to about 50 bucks and i'll have to survive on it for about 7 more days till i get my monthly $1000 bank account refill at the end of the month. And once that's done, it's DVD buying time again of course.

Excuse - 10:23am@ February 20 2001
I've got my mid terms to sit for this week. This coming Thursday to be more precise. So yeah, expect most of my posts to be crappier than usual due to the sacrifice that i have to make towards my crummy education.

Monday, February 19, 2001

Uninspired - 9:15pm@ February 19 2001
Today's been a pretty laid back day so far. Quite relaxing really. Most probably due to the fact that i haven't been posting as much. Which is readily apparent from the disparagingly low number of posts so far. Much to Liz's dismay.

But hey, at least i'm still posting. Regardless of how half assed they've been these past coupla days but i'm still here. Alive and kicking.

Well...alive maybe. Kicking no.

This link has absolutely nothing to do with this post.

So anyway, i'm down to my last $70+ to survive on for the rest of the month, i'm hungry as hell and i have absolutely NOTHING to post about. See this post that you're reading right now? It's called a 'filler post'. This whole post was written for the sole purpose of creating the illusion of new content when in fact, there really isn't any actual new content. I was actually planning on something really big and special for today. I was gonna write some really good, long and funny shit for this site.

But nooooooo.

Mister 'I will deny you access to your FTP server' had to come along and ruin everything. Not only did he not allow me to upload my crap, he also drained every single drop of inspiration i had while i was worrying my ass off thinking "Oh shit oh shit oh shit. When's the FTP gonna be fixed? How long won't i be able to post? I wish i was Katherine Heigl's hand right now..."

So here i am, with absolutely nothing noteworthy to post about, no ultimate point to put across and basically just me writing out of my ass. Anyway, things'll probably be much more..no wait...slightly more...interesting tomorrow. So yeah, the best thing you can probably do right now is to just re-read yesterday's posts or whatever. Or just try coming back in a coupla hours to see if there's any newer posts to read.

Or you could just click on this link and stare at the picture that you'll see for extended periods of time.

That's what i'd do to kill the time.

Cor blimey - 5:05pm@ February 19 2001
How much would you pay to swap places with that guy out of The Corrs, the guy also known as the luckiest man in soft, violin-led pop music?

"Oops, sorry, didn't realize you were all in the shower, girls. I'll come back when you're decent" you'd lie, enjoying every minute spent in their gentle, but slightly dumb Irish company.

Especially the drummer, her muscular arms, firm grip and natural sense of rhythm would come in handy...

Heh.

My bad - 4:50pm@ February 19 2001
Apologies for the ultra ultra late update today. I experienced some slight...technical difficulties earlier today. Not only was my FTP access being a bitch by not letting me...access it, but i also managed to fuck up the site a tad bit when i hit a slight hiccup in the uploading process of some HTML files.

But anyway, everything's fine now. For those of you who missed out on this little bit of 'excitement', this was what you would've gotten if matters weren't resolved by now.

Sunday, February 18, 2001

A guestbook entry - 5:00pm@ February 18 2001
Like the post title suggests, this is a guestbook entry:

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name : Shaf`t
email : shaf315@hotmail.com
from : india
site : -
url : -
comments : bring back ash!
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The Ash thing was never meant to be a running joke. It's more of a one off thing. And besides, it just wouldn't have the same effect like before if i were to 'bring him back'. Anyway, you could always just go back to this page if you wanna 're-live' the Ash postings.

So in other words, no.

E-mail - 4:10pm@ February 18 2001
It's been a while since i got some e-mail:

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Your Name: Irwin
Your Email Address: biatche@phatchicks.com
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Justin,
You retard, learn math. If you convert those prices you bitched on from UK/USA to RM, they are approx. equal. DUH.

Also, I'm a BIG FAN OF YOUR SITE! Man, your humor really turns me on. The porn you got under pictures is really healthy for my dick. PLEASE, KEEP YOUR SITE ALIVE HONEY OK? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

JUSTIN, YOU ARE MY HERO.

Anyway, let me know when you go back to Brunei, I need to get your autograph. I want to touch you, touch your butt!!!

ladidada
;-)
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Yeah, that's Irwin. Don't mind him. We used to study in the same school back in Brunei. He lived in the dorm room next to mine back then. He's in Australia now though. No, he's not really gay. He just seems that way,

Anyway, NO THEY ARE NOT APPROXIMATELY EQUAL YOU TOOL. It's more expensive here in stupid Malaysia even if you DO convert the prices. And the fact that i'm only given a measly RM$1000 a month SUCKS. Why? Well, look at it this way. Disregard the actual WORTH of the Malaysian dollar to US/UK money for a moment.

The fact is, you can spend RM$1000 in HALF THE TIME it would take to spend US$1000 for example.

For example:

While DVD's cost around $25+/- in the US, they cost $160+/- over here.

You can barely even buy 5 DVD's over here with RM$1000. But imagine all the DVD's you could buy with US$1000...

I'm actually more concerned about the TIME it takes to spend all that money rather than the actual WORTH of it all.

Like i said, RM$1000 won't last nearly as long as US$1000. Or even 1000 pounds. Or even $1000 Bruneian dollars for that matter. I mean, for example, if i had $1000 Singaporean dollars, i could buy at least 20 DVD's with that money. How many can i buy with RM$1000?

Barely even 5.

And that sucks. The Malaysian dollar is pretty shit compared to other currencies. And even you you take into account the exchange rate, it's still slightly more expensive here than anywhere else.

For example:

In Singapore, DVD's cost around $40 - $50 which is roughly equivalent to US DVD prices if you take into account the exchange rate. No complaints there. If i had my way, i'd go to Singapore everyday to buy DVD's.

But in stupid Malaysia, DVD's can cost either RM$128, RM$160 or RM$180 or RM$250 depending on what type of DVD it is. Yes, that's right. They put FIXED PRICES on every DVD here. I bought the Men In Black Limited Edition DVD for RM$250 over here. And guess how much it was in Singapore?

$50

Keep in mind that the Singapore dollar is worth roughly twice what the crummy Malaysian dollar is worth.

So:

Thess... - 2:21pm@ February 18 2001
"Hey uh...what's that you got on your face?"

What? - 2:17pm@ February 18 2001
Kip gone?

*cry*

(In a croaky Kate Winslet voice ala Titanic)

"Come back...come back..."

If she can do it, why can't you? - 2:11am@ February 18 2001
I absolutely <3 Jennifer for having already watched Army Of Darkness recently and quoting a line from it for her soul exchange thing.

Now, if only i could get all you other screwheads to watch the movie, the world would be a perfect place...

A little Army Of Darkness trivia especially for Thess concerning her, i would assume, favorite line in the movie:

Ash actually says something completely different in the directors cut of the movie to what he says in the theatrical cut. Instead of saying "Good, bad, i'm the one with the gun", in the directors cut, he just says "I'm not that good".

Which is kinda boring if you ask me.

Anyway, it seems to me that Thess watched the theatrical cut of Army Of Darkness. And i'm almost quite certain that she saw the one with the supermarket ending. As some of you probably know by now, a longer directors cut version of the movie does exist and in it's existence, it brings with it a longer total running time, extended scenes (longer cabin scene, longer little Ash scene etc etc), restored deleted scenes (such as the sex scene between Ash and Sheila. Yay), slight differences in dialogue throughout (example given earlier) the movie and of course, the totally different ending (for the record, i like the original ending better because it shows how stupid Ash can really be).

It's actually worth hunting down both versions of the movie just to see the differences between them. I should know because i've been spending years trying to find every single version of Army Of Darkness on every available video format from videotape to DVD.

Also, let it be known that Army Of Darkness is actually the third movie in the trilogy of Evil Dead movies. So to get a better understanding of the whole series, you should check out The Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn.

Sure, Army Of Darkness works fine as a standalone movie. Before watching Army Of Darkness for the first time, i didn't even know about the other Evil Dead movies. Not until i read about them in this one issue of Cinefantastique (it's a movie buff mag) that i bought way back in '93. So i searched for the other 2 movies. Which was actually quite hard at the time because they were both really old movies made in the late 70's and early 80's. It only took a coupla years but i finally watched all of them in the end. Funnily enough, i actually watched them backwards in order. Army Of Darkness first, Evil Dead 2 second and The Evil Dead third. And i've been a fanboy ever since. I can't get enough of those movies. I must own them all on DVD if it's the last thing i do.

Anyway, here's a list of movies that i would recommend you watch.

I am the all singing all dancing crap of the world - 1:59am@ February 18 2001
Do people even still visit this site despite my half assed attempts at posting these past coupla days?

Anyway, i figured out why my hits have kinda dropped these past few days. You see, it seems like the internet in Brunei has come to a grinding halt somewhat. From what i've heard, the cable linking Brunei's internet connection to the servers in the US have been damaged by some submarine or some shit like that and it's gonna take like 2 weeks to repair it or something. Meanwhile, Brunei's getting hooked up to some slow ass backup server type thing in Singapore (i think) and for the past week or so, the internet connection in Brunei has been slower than...something very slow. So this is probably why i've been losing like 100 hits a day. Quite a sizable amount of my readers are in Brunei. My site probably takes ages to load up back there hence they've stopped coming here as often as they usually do.

I guess that kinda explains everything then.

Anyway, i bought another DVD. And yes, i'm nearly broke as a result. I think i've only got about RM$95 left altogether now. Oh well. Guess it's gonna be soup and noodles for the rest of the month again.

Anyway, the DVD that i got was worth it. Fight Club. Yeah that's right. It just finally arrived here in stupid Malaysia. I totally freaked when i saw it on the shelf. I had absolutely no money in my wallet at the time. And the main purpose of me going to the mall in the first place was just to buy some groceries. Funnily enough, i decided to stop by the video store just before heading to the supermarket. And that's when i saw it. Needless to say, i literally ran down to the ATM machine and took out RM$180 just to get that DVD.

And just to prove to you that i'm not making all of this up, i took the liberty of scanning in the receipts.

Saturday, February 17, 2001

Lara Croft - 1:44pm@ February 17 2001
You know, i kinda envy people who live in Australia that own any of the Tomb Raider games. Why is that you ask? Well, because they get to play with Lara Croft down under.

Har har har.

Saving Silverman - 12:55pm@ February 17 2001
I watched 'Saving Silverman' on VCD last night. I have got to say that it is one of the most funniest movies i've seen so far. Okay sure, some of the gags don't really work (i.e they suck) but the ones that do are fucking hilarious. You will laugh your ass off while watching this movie. It's a stupid movie sure, but not as stupid as say...'Dude, Where's My Car?'. If you consider 'D,WMC?' to be stupid and 'There's Something About Mary' to be intelligent then 'Saving Silverman' lies somewhere in between the two.

Some of the dialogue in this movie is just unbelievably funny. Jack Black's character gets all the best lines. I especially liked the ones about the Emperor and Mother Theresa. Jason Biggs is actually good in this one unlike his last loser of a movie called...er..'Loser'. Steve Zahn's okay in this movie. He does some stuff to Amanda Peet that i wouldn't mind doing myself. And omigod. Amanda Peet. She's just badass in this movie. You get to see cupious amounts of cleavage thanks to her and that scene with the burger and her breasts... Haha! Shit. You've got to see this movie man. Really. If you think weightlifting nuns are funny, then you need to watch this movie.

It's stupid i admit, but it will make you laugh. And don't worry, i can safely reassure you that it's better than 'Dude, Where's My Car?'. I mean, it even has that Drill Instuctor guy from 'Full Metal Jacket' in it...and that's reason enough to go see this movie.

Oops - 12:43pm@ February 17 2001
I was gonna post earlier today but i kinda overslept. But anyway, it's Saturday and nobody really comes to this site on Saturdays so it doesn't really matter if i post late.

Friday, February 16, 2001

Help me - 8:20pm@ February 16 2001
I kinda sold EyE's soul in order to get enough soul bucks to buy Thess's soul. Anyway, i wanna buy EyE's soul back but i'm about 50 or so soul bucks short. So do me a favor and click the BUY MY SOUL link that you see at the top of the page everyday okay?

I get one soul buck for every click that way.

I want MORE - 7:55pm@ February 16 2001
Goddamnit. It's already 7:55pm and i've only gotten 251 hits so far? That SUCKS. Man, if i don't get more hits than i got for yesterday, i'll just have to quit my site tomorrow.

More on pricing - 7:35pm@ February 16 2001
Most of you already know how i really HATE the way they price things...anything at all...over here in Malaysia. I mean like for example, RM$160 for a DVD? Come ON! you can easily get 4 (four) DVD's for US$100 in the states! Spending close to RM$200 just for ONE DVD is insane. And even if you were to convert Malaysian currency to US currency (it would be equal to about US$40 for one DVD), it would still be WAY to expensive.

Anyway, to give you a better example of how and why i seem to go broke so fast in so little time even with RM$1000 in my pocket every month, here's what i bought yesterday.

I bought two (2) magazines.

Sure you might be thinking that i must've only spent at least RM$10 just for two magazines right?

WRONG.

I spent RM$45 fucking dollars on those 2 magazines. They were British magazines mind you. The first one was an issue of DVD review. The second being an issue of Playstation World that gave away a freebie in the form of a DVD full of PS2 rolling demos. Keep in mind that the DVD's supposed to be free.

DVD review would normally cost about 2.99 pounds in the UK. You know how much it costs over here?

RM19.90

Playstation World which gives away a free DVD every month only costs 2.99 pounds in the UK.

Here it costs RM$24.90

Two magazines and about RM$45 dollars gone. Just like that.

And if you're wondering, this ridiculous pricing 'technique' also applies to American magazines. A copy of Entertainment Weekly would cost about US$3 or US$4 in the states costs about RM$15.90 over here. And remember that super useless super thick DVD Guide book that i bought a coupla days ago? It costs US$7 in the states. I paid RM$28 bucks for it over here.

See what i mean about the stupid prices they put on everything here?

Anyway, now you know why i can spend RM$1000 so fast in so little time.

Tired - 2:45pm@ February 16 2001
You know, i'm thinking of taking a little break from my site for the weekend. It's just been such a hectic week for me these past coupla days.

So. Fucking. Busy.

I seriously need some sleep. I haven't had a good night's worth of sleep since...the last time i had a good night's worth of sleep. I probably won't be posting as much this weekend. I'll still post...but they'll most likely be half assed just like the posts that you've seen the past coupla days.

But then again, knowing how i can be sometimes, i might just totally ignore what i'm saying right now and just post like i normally always do anyway.

Oh well. Just wanted to let y'all know that's all.

Suck - 1:45pm@ February 16 2001
My hit count for the past coupla days SUCK. I must redeem myself somehow.

But oh well, you can't really blame me. I had a shitload of schoolwork to attend to. I still need to redeem myself though. I want more hits y'see?

Yes! - 1:32pm@ February 16 2001
So anyway...sorry for the half assed posts that you've been seeing for the past coupla days. See i told you i'd be busy. Speeches to write, presentations to present, mid terms to study for etc etc. But anyway, that's all over and done with for now though. I still have a coupla mid term papers to sit for next week though...

But anyway, my speech sucked, my novel presentation was okay but my Psychology presentation rocked the house. There were four presentations that day. My group was the best. There were absolutely NO complaints given by our lecturer unlike all the other groups who had a boatload of critisisms. Haha. Yeah, to quote my lecturer on that, we were "Impressive".

Joy.

Thursday, February 15, 2001

For your viewing pleasure - 4:00pm@ February 15 2001
Well, it's about time i updated my pr0n page. Anyway, here are a coupla new pics of selected hotties. I'm sure some of them'll please/tease you to no end. Especially that last one:

FTP? - 1:35pm@ February 15 2001
Something was up with my FTP thing today. Had a slight problem with in in the fact that it just wouldn't connect. Not until now anyway. So that's why i'm posting so late in the day. Looks like it's gonna be one of those low hit days again...

Don't worry though, i have something 'special' planned for later today to make up for my lateness in posting...

So watch out for that. Oh and uh...it involves breasts by the way.

Speech thing - 2:25am@ February 15 2001
So how did my speech thing go? Well it went pretty well considering that i suck at talking. I did choke a bit towards the end but i managed to scrape through all right. There were 4 speakers scheduled to give their speeches yesterday. I was one of them. Actually we didn't get letter grades for our speeches. It was just graded out of 10.

So anyway, three people got 7 out of 10 while. Only one of us got 8 out of 10.

I was one of the three people.

So yeah, i got 7 out of 10. Which is okay i guess for the first time. Could've been better though. Maybe next time eh?

AOD - 1:58am@ February 15 2001
You know, no matter how many times i watch Army Of Darkness, i just can never get sick of that movie. It's just so good. If you're between the age of 15 - 25 and you still haven't seen this movie, then you're just not cool. You OWE yourself to see this movie. Sure, it's not particular an Oscar worthy film but it's just so COOL. I watched in on DVD last night and i couldn't help but laugh at everything Ash says and does in the movie. He is just hilarious. Bruce Campbell IS Ash. Don't watch this movie expecting too much. It was never meant to be a serious flick. Just enjoy it for all the dumb cheesy fun it has.

You know, i've probably seen Army Of Darkness more than than any other movie i've seen. Check this out. These are all the versions of Army Of Darkness that i own:

Wednesday, February 14, 2001

Valentine - 8:30pm@ February 14 2001
Oddly enough, i watched 'Valentine' on VCD earlier this morning. First of all, the movie is CRAP. It's BORING. Especially the first 15 minutes of 'plot'. Let me tell you, you know how the first 'Scream' had that cameo death in the beginning with Drew Barrymore? Well 'Valentine' has one with Katherine Heigl. Now just imagine that cameo death scene stretched on for 15 VERY long and VERY boring minutes. Trust me, you'll just want that guy with the knife to just get it over with and kill her already so you can get to the main plot.

Anyway, the movie sucks okay? That's all you need to know.

Okay maybe you do need to know a bit more. Denise Richards and Katherine Heigl are in the movie. At least they make the move a tiny bit more watchable. I gotta say this though...Katherine Heigl IS SO FUCKING HOT. OMIGOD, YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW FUCKING HUGE HER BREASTS ARE IN THIS MOVIE. WHEN THE HELL DID THEY GET SO BIG?? THEY WEREN'T THAT BIG IN 100 GIRLS! HONESTLY, YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF STARING AT HER BREASTS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE DURING THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE.

Although i do admit that she does seem a little bit fat in this movie BUT SHE'S STILL FUCKING HOT AND I WANT HER ON MY LAP. And you get to see Denise Richards in a bathing suit. So that's pretty cool too.

Anyway, 'Valentine' is a very slow moving and predictable movie. There are absolutely NO thrills in this one. Not enough killings, not enough gore and not enough of Katherine Heigl's breasts. It is truly one of the worst films ever made. It's as generic a horror movie as you're ever likely to find. It's not even so good that it's bad. It's just plain bad. I mean, come on, it doesn't even have any gratuitous T&A scenes! Booorring...

Do yourself a favor and skip this flick. Actually no wait, just watch it for the 15 minutes of Katherine Heigl. If you're gonna watch this movie, just watch it for her breasts.

Fool me fool me, go on and fool me... - 7:55pm@ February 14 2001
Well yeah, as you can probably see, i've pretty much neglected my site for a whole chunk of today. I guess that pretty much shows you how busy i am right now. I usually always have time for my site. Not today i guess.

Anyway, i think my site had some of that dreaded 'server down' sickness earlier today. So yeah it gonna be another case of: my server being down + so very few posts = very very low total hit count for the day.

(Sh)it happens i guess...

Love me love me, say that you love me - 10:45am@ February 14 2001
....and once i'm done finshing off my shitload of work for today, i'll still have a shitload of work to finish off for tomorrow.

I love my life.

<3 - 10:40am@ February 14 2001
Yup. It Valentines Day today. And it's also gonna be a VERY busy day for me. No. I'm not celebrating it with anyone or anything. I've just got my shitload of work to finish off.

Tuesday, February 13, 2001

Speech - 9:00pm@ February 13 2001
I still haven't got my speech ready for tomorrow. I should really get to that. The lecturer's gonna give out the grades for each speech immediately after you're done with yours. So yeah, we'll see what grade i'll be getting for a speech that's basically a rushed hack job on my part.

Betcha i'll get a C.

Eh? - 8:25pm@ February 13 2001
Now for some very odd reason, i find this e-mail that i got to be quite...weird. Not weird like freaky weird but just weird in the way that there's just something not....'right' about it all. I don't know what it is but something just doesn't....click.

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Your Name: lady madonna
Your Email Address: thebabe52@yahoo.com
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hey man, you're sure one of a kind. Damn good man! You're sooooo entertaining.You've got me glued for hours each day. You're so full of humor. So witty and funny at times - thought I'd flew off the roof- top laughing. I tell you the ol man sure's gonna have holes in his pocket payin' the bills - judging the hours I spent goin' thru' your posts. Keep it up dude. Rock the world!
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So am i right or am i right? Is it just me or is there something really 'off' about this e-mail?

Anyway, yeah uh...rock the world...and whatever. Yeah.

Went out - 8:00pm@ February 13 2001
I kinda went to Tower Records earlier today. Waitaminute. How can i just 'kinda went'? Either i did or i didn't. Okay so anyway, i WENT to Tower Records earlier today after school just to browse around for any cool stuff. I checked out all the CD's and DVD's that they had there. I don't know if it's just the Tower Records here in Malaysia but this Tower Records sure did have a shitty selection of DVD's. The only noteworthy DVD i saw was the Family Values 98 DVD which cost about RM$178.

I hate Malaysia for the ridiculous prices they put on DVD's.

Anyway, i bought this really thick DVD Guide book type thing. Cost me RM$28. They had it wrapped up in this stupid plastic so i couldn't really check out the insides. I bought it anyway thinking that it would be chock full of reviews. I mean, it did say it had like 8000 DVD's listed in there. But much to my dismay, they only had this crappy small section in the beginning where they have these crap half assed reviews of some quite not so recent DVD's. What a waste of RM$28.

I hate Tower Records Malaysia for putting plastic over that stupid book.

So i then decided to check out the store where i usually buy my DVD's. No really good new releases unfortunately. Just a coupla old 'new' releases and a few crap new 'new' releases. Godammit. When the hell are they gonna release Bring It On? Stupid DVD store.

Anyway, i'm quite on the edge of being broke again. Yeah, that's right. I succumbed to the temptation that has come to be known as the Army Of Darkness DVD. So i bought it. Mind you, it wasn't the limited edition 2 disc set though. The one i got was just the bog standard theatrical edition with the very few extras unlike the directors cut with the boatload of extra stuff. This 'normal' edition only has a coupla extras like a trailer, biographies, a 20+ min making of featurette, THX certifed sound and remastered visuals, widescreen and fullscreen version of the film, the alternate ending, an animated menus and....that's pretty much it really. Now i would've bought the limited edition 2 disc set but the stupid DVD store didn't have it. But oh well, i'll probably buy that version too if it is ever available here. Or anywhere for that matter.

I love Army Of Darkness.

Never ever procrastinate - 2:50pm@ February 13 2001
Hey uh...check this out. This is how much WORK i have to do in the next few days:

Me - 11:30am@ February 13 2001
Haha. You should really see this. It's great! Because it's me! Haha. No use me telling you what it's all about because i suck at explaining things anyway so you'll just have to see for yourself. It's the 'Mockery Monday' post that you should be looking out for.

What the hell? - 11:10am@ February 13 2001
Okay, what the hell is happening with my hits? After just one (1) day of experiencing some server downtime, i seem to have lost like 100 of my daily hits. I usually get about 200+ hits by 12:00pm everyday. It's now 11:10am and i've barely gotten past the 160 mark. Where the hell did everybody go? How did 464 hits one day turn into 340+/- hits the next? I swear, it's as if like 100 people just stopped visiting this site...

Oh well. Time to quit the site.

[Post title here] - 10:05am@ February 13 2001
I've come to realize that this site isn't meant for people who like 'heavy' reading. It's definitely not a Chrome type weblog and it's not even up to the standard of writing that you would see on Kip's site. In essence, this site is basically an idiot's site. Written by an idiot to cater for all the idiot loving readers out there. Don't come here expecting to read deep worthwhile posts about life in general. Because all you're gonna get is just basically an idiot just writing about whatever he damn well pleases to on a daily basis.

In short, no, you will not discover the meaning of life on this site.

If all you're looking for is to be entertained ever so slightly on a daily basis, then by all means do come back here everyday because on the whole, that's what i'm ultimately trying to do. To entertain the masses. And also to entertain myself. Granted, i can't be entertaining 100% of the time and there are times when i can be just downright bore inducing but that's a given. In all respects, if you're new here, try sticking with the site for a coupla days. Who knows? You might even lie it. Even if it does seem a tad bit stupid. But like i said, this is basically a site written by an idiot. Don't expect great literary works of journal writing here.

But if you're looking for some dumb goofy entertainment (and i mean entertainment in the loosest sense of the the word), then you may have come to the right place.

Monday, February 12, 2001

Funtime with e-mail! - 4:05pm@ February 12 2001
This e-mail didn't have any links embedded into it at first. I thought i'd just add some to certain keywords for comedic effect.

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Your Name: Sloaner
Your Email Address: sugartune2000@yahoo.com
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Justin!
You ingrate!
Didn't I tell you get my link off? Even moreso, why did you plug me?

I am not worthy for your links! No one want to know about silly little old games. Sheesh!

Replace my link dammit! No one takes thier links down. Google did it, but you're no going to are you?

Do you know the webmaster for this (*****.cjb.net) site? Give me his AIM handle.

Thats about it
(Take my link off! I'm dead!)
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Goddamn glitches - 3:45pm@ February 12 2001
Okay, i totally fucked up the links to Liz's site and also to Bad Samaritan's earlier on in my 'Kirsten Dunst oh Kirsten Dunst...' post (And no. Even i don't know why i named it that).

But anyway, click on those links if you haven't already and click on them again even if you have. They should work fine now. I think.

Credit to mg for pointing out this slight fuck up on my part.

Obligatory fan sign post - 2:48pm@ February 12 2001

As you can see, this site makes him violent.

Kirsten Dunst oh Kirsten Dunst... - 11:53am@ February 12 2001
Bored. Just been surfing around the net. Reading other people's pages. Saw my site being mentioned in a coupla them. Well. Two of them actually.

On Liz's links page where she writes these little introductions for each site she links to:

F.U.B.A.R: This is Justin. Justin needs no introduction.

Haha. I actually found that pretty funny. But then again, i am easily amused. You'll see why when you see her links page.

On Bad Samaritan's little 'the rest of the links' column:

Every once in a while I get really sick of the internet. People seem to have given up on html in liu of flash, which sucks because html is pretty cool. Then i see something like this - one of the coolest splash pages ever and done entirely in html.

You know, i should really be doing my shitloads of work right now.

BAD - 11:25am@ February 12 2001

f3dallah: Sup
psykotik2k: nothing much
psykotik2k: just doin my rounds
f3dallah: Yep.
f3dallah: You talk to Liz online?
psykotik2k: yeah, just did
f3dallah: heh
psykotik2k: yeah i was a bit busy so she let me do my thing
psykotik2k: i got like shitloads of school work to do this week
psykotik2k: procrastinating is BAD
f3dallah: Yeah. Do that.
psykotik2k: procrastinate? no. it's BAD
f3dallah: I meant the shitloads of work.
psykotik2k: well, that's BAD too
f3dallah: heh
f3dallah: yeah
psykotik2k: i don't like shitloads of work
psykotik2k: it's BAD

Server downtime - 10:55am@ February 12 2001
As you may have probably noticed, this site experienced some server downtime yesterday for god knows how many hours. So yeah, as a result, my hits have suffered a tremendous amount.

Quite the tragedy of epic proportions really...

Busy busy little bee - 10:34am@ February 12 2001
This is gonna be a pretty busy week for me. I've got shitloads of schoolwork to attend to. Speeches to write, presentations to present, novels to review, essays to hand in, mid-terms to study for....ARGH.

So forgive me if i'm not posting as regularly as i usually do during the course of this one week.

Sunday, February 11, 2001

Mistakes and messages - 4:00pm@ February 11 2001
Those of you eagle eyed people out there would've probably spotted some gaffes on my page from a coupla hours ago. Yeah, it's not really a big deal but i actually forgot to change the date that you see at the top of every new posting day. So for a coupla hours there, the date up there read Saturday February 11 even though it's actually Sunday February 11. There was also one misspelt word (i think) in one of my posts from yesterday which i've already fixed. Yeah, things glitches like this happen a lot when you run a site completely the old skool way with just FTP and Wordpad. Yup. No fancy schmancy CGI crap here. So you gotta forgive me for the occasional slight hiccups in spelling, grammar, incorrect HTML tagging etc etc.

(Sh)it happens.

Anyway, it's that time again. Time for me to post up all the notable e-mails and guestbook signings that i've graciously received within the past 24 hours. Besides, i've got nothing else to reall post about.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Eh?
From: Will Boyd will@gearfactory.com
Date: Fri, Feb 9 2001 10:57:55 PM -0800 (PST)

Why is there an asterisk next to the Gear Factory link on your sidebar? Have we been marked for death? If this is indeed the case, then I'll have you know that we too have marked your link with an asterisk on our site. Any attempt to destroy us will result in your own destruction.
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As a matter of fact, you're right. All the sites with an asterisk next to them has indeed been marked for certain death by myself. To get your link marked for death, your site has to be substantially good. Because you see, through my eyes:

Good = Bad

Bad = Must die

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name : mark
email : mighty_whitey300@yahoo.com
from : us
site : themeless
url : http://users.rowan.edu/~post4917
comments : sweet
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Dude!! Sweet!! Dude!! Sweet!! DUDE!! SWEET!!

*Ehem*...you will so totally not get this unless you've seen Dude, Where's My Car? And by the way, see what i mean by people using the tilde (~) key in their URLs?

But anyway...

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Your Name: Jon Bence
Your Email Address: sugartune2000@yahoo.com
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Justin,
Kickass gimmick you did a couple of days back but I still think it was damn good! Perhaps another one soon? Reminded me of what I did to my site. Similar, very similar.

and, goddamnit! Get my link of your site! I no longer exist! :-(
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At least somebody out there appreciates the Ash gimmick that i pulled. Of course, the only ones who did appreciate it were those of you who'd actually seen the Evil Dead Trilogy of movies. Those who haven't totally didn't 'get' what it was all about. A shame really. You guys should really watch those movies you know. I'm not kidding. You should.

Hey everybody, VISIT BENCE'S SITE.

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Your Name: Joe (a.k.a. Bob Almonds)
Your Email Address: JPMerak25K@aol.com
Comments

Justin, no matter how boring your posts are, people will still come to your site, just to see what you have to say next. Don't get discouraged if your hit count is low or you have a boring life to talk about. Everyone has those boring ass days where nothing important happens. It's no reason to quit a site and leave your hundreds of fans stranded without their daily dose of f.u.b.a.r.

Now, that I've written the inspirational message of the day, plug my site. geocities.com/lotsogreen11s/minions.html

Thank you
Joe
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"no reason to quit a site and leave your hundreds of fans stranded" - Yeah, this is exactly the reason why i always change my mind about quitting my site at the end of the day. The fact that i don't wanna leave you all (yeah...all 2 of you...) stranded out there. But anyway, the low hits and my boring posts aren't really the real reasons why i'd consider quitting the site. It's actually due to the fact that if i continue going on writing uninspired crap everyday, it'll just bring down the overall 'quality' of this site. Dig? So rather than go out with a whimper, why not go out while you're on top? Well, that's what i think anyway.

But hey, as long as people keep coming back, i'll keep posting.

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name : Elizabeth
email : myglasshouse@hotmail.com
from : australia
site : My Glass House
url : myglasshouse.gearfactory.com
comments : Hey Justin. tsk tsk. You shouldn't ask for guestbook signings. tut tut
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Hey uh...sign my guestbook.

Just random bollocks - 2:52am@ February 11 2001
I'd like to bring up a little known fact about my education. For about 90% of my life, i've been brought up on the British education system. Yeah that's right. O levels, GCSE's, A levels etc etc. But if you notice, for most of the part, my writing on this site has been distinctly American. Not only in style but in spelling too. You know, like spelling colour as color and honour as honor and other such words that drop the letter 'u' in them or whatever in favor of the American spelling of those words.

There. Just like that. Like when i spelt favour as favor. See my point?

So as a matter of fact, i'm actually not used to writing with the American spelling in mind. But since i'm currently studying in an American university, i might as well just get used to writing with American spellings. I actually have no problem adapting to this change. I mean, it's not like..."Uh oh. Shit. Now should i spell colour as c.o.l.o.r or as c.o.l.o.u.r?" I've always been aware of the differences in spelling of certain words ever since i was in grade school. Even though i've been writing 'British' for 90% of my life so far, personally, i've always like the American way of spelling better. Less letters to write out y'see? Heh.

What can i say? I told you i was a slacker...

But anyway, nowadays i don't really have to think about all that anymore. But when i was in my previous school, which was quite what some would consider to be a preppy English school, i always had to refrain from spelling words the American way lest i wanted points to be deducted for misspelt words.

But anyway, just so you know, i'm actually more used to writing with British English than i am writing with American English. So yeah, basically i'm pretty much 'British' although i write in 'American'.

If you get my drift.

You know, if you look closely, you'll notice that i occasionally slip in distinctively British words, like 'chuffed' or 'cack' or 'sod' or 'git' etc etc, into a coupla my rather 'American' styled posts. So it can be quite weird sometimes for some people to start reading an American styled post only to suddenly see the word 'chuffed' mixed in there (e.g. My 'Guestbook signing' post from yesterday).

People are probably like, "Eh? 'Chuffed'? What the hell's 'chuffed'?"

So yeah, it can be pretty strange to see American styled posts with British slang in them from a site that's based in Asia.

And if you think my posts are strange, wait till you hear me speak. I probably have the most fucked up accent ever. I've actually mentioned this a coupla times on this site before. My spoken English is for most of the part American but you'll hear bits and pieces of British and Australian thrown in there. It's hard to describe but you will definitely notice that i have a fucked up accent if you ever do get the chance to talk to me in real life. Or on the phone even.

Not that i'm illiterate or anything though. Far from it. It's just that my brain gets kinda fucked up at times and just forces me to switch accents midway through a conversation...several times. Giving the impression of a very fucked up accent that's all over the place.

Going back to the 'pretty strange to see American styled posts with British slang in them from a site that's based in Asia' thing from two paragraphs ago, it's interesting to note that Bence once actually thought that this site was based in the US or Canada as can be seen from this excerpt of an e-mail that he sent me a while back:

its kinda weird, from reading your page, it sounds like you're living in the USA or Canada. I guess living over there isn' that much different from overhere, or is it? - Bence

I attribute this to the fact that my writing style is American.

i asked cause it sounded like you lived in the USA but then I realized that you were buying VCDS and I know that they're rare in north america and I wanted to know where you lived (cause I read your archives). - Bence

So again, you can see how confusing my site can be for some people. It's based in Asia but it's written as if i was living in the US or Canada. On top of that, it also has the occasional British slang inserted into the odd posts here and there.

Quite the cross-cultural site that i run here doncha think?

Which ties in somewhat to my fucked up accent which i mentioned earlier.

I was talking to my girlfriend the other night on the phone and she actually found it ironic that i'm studying Mass Communications here in Uni considering that i'm probably one of the worst communicators ever. Seriously. I suck at holding up conversations. I am bad at communicating. I have NO communcating skills whatsoever. That's a fact.

Okay so maybe it's a bit far fetched to say that i have NO communication skills whatsoever but.....you get the idea. I basically SUCK at talking.

And to put it more bluntly, yes, i'm shy.

But anyway, it's true though. All the subjects that i'm taking here in University TOTALLY contrast my personality. Sociology, Public Speaking, Basics of Communication, Communication Theory etc etc. All of them are subjects that deal with people interacting. And interacting with people is something which i'm absolutely CACK at.

Come to think about it, i done a lot of things that contradict with myself. I'm a very laid back person. A slacker even. But i also climbed a freaking mountain a coupla years ago. Not exactly what a real laid back slacker would do is it? I'm a quiet guy in real life. A shy guy some would even say. But i was also part of the Social Council in my previous school. The SOCIAL Council. I don't even have to point out the fact that i'm currently majoring in a course that's TOTALLY opposite to what my personal characteristics (i.e. Worst person you can ever talk to taking a Public Speaking class? That makes sense...)

Yeah. I guess i'm weird that way.

Saturday, February 10, 2001

It wasn't me - 1:10pm@ February 10 2001

Cool link - 11:35am@ February 10 2001
This is a pretty cool page. You should click on this link. Really.

Guestbook signing - 11:11am@ February 10 2001
I got a pretty nifty site review of sorts in my guestbook. I like reviews. Of course, i'm absolutely useless at writing them (witness some of my movie reviews). But i sure do like reading them. I could spend hours just reading sites like dvdangle.com. Of course, movie reviews and site reviews are almost two totally different things but hey, a review's a review.

Anyway, i was kinda chuffed at what Mischa had to say about this site. I always thought it was just a pile of shit.

Go figure.

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Fullname: Mischa
Email: zendogg@xtra.co.nz
Where are you from?: Aotearoa(New Zealand)
Homepage Name: No Homepage, I am a transient
Homepage URL: What does URL mean?
Comments: Stark. Original. Like a splash of colour(that's how we spell it here), in a black and white film. Honest. Self-confident. A site to inspire the downtrodden and depressed of every creed and culture. Well done, ten out of ten, slap that man on the back and give him an apple. Witty. Amusing. Not afraid to take the piss wherever appropriate, a site of pointed sarcasm and a showpiece for Katie Holmes breasts. Who would have guessed? Not this soldier, but I applaud anyway, this site is tapping the source, and turning up some very fertile earth in it's search for...what?...the truth?...the ultimate insult?...world domination? I for one have no idea, it seems orgainsed chaos to these eyes, but at least one can navigate it without expensive instrumentation, or experimental drugs, which must be a positive thing even to the common man, or woman, on the street. Bravo. Keep up the good work, and pray that we can get our sticky fingers on a copy of American Psycho, which has only just been released on VHS here. We truly live in the backwoods, pray for our rotten, Bateman deprived souls. Stay frosty.
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If you're gonna get American Psycho on video, try get the Unrated version if it's available over there. It has more of that threeway scene. If you're into that sorta thing.

Yawn - 1:17am@ February 10 2001
I don't know if it's noticable at all but i'm actually really bored of this site. I haven't really put as much effort into posting as i usually do. Sure i still post quite a considerable amount but honestly, they're not exactly what you would consider to be in the upper echelon of posts that can be considered good. Much less great. So why do i still continue to post? To tell you the truth, i don't even know why myself. I guess i still do because this is my 'special place' where i basically can just let loose and let go of everything that i have bottled up inside. And it's also a place where i can just try to amuse myself AND my readers as best as i can. Usually to no avail but hey, you gotta give me an E for effort at least.

Face it folks, this site is getting stale. I don't know about you but i personally find it boring to the point of driving me to tears. Sure, sure. I could always try revamping the layout. That could probably inject a spark of life into my posts for abit. But style can never substitute for substance. Which is why i think that changing layouts will never really change anything in the long term. It all boils down to what i actually have to say on this site in the end. Not about how the site looks like.

I could stop trying to writing 'entertainment' kind of posts and just start concentrating on writing 'this is my life' kinda posts but honestly, i don't really have much of a life to write about. No really it's true. Writing about what i do every could even make this site seem more monotonous than it already is. If that's even possible. Sure i could make my life more eventful if i wanted to. I mean i could just go out and hang out with my friends and other stuff like that but it's just that i choose not to. You see, i am a slacker to the extreme. I'm just too lazy to bother going out and having fun. I procrastinate a lot. I'm the kinda of guy who likes taking all the subjects that only have multiple choice questions in the finals. I'm the kind of guy who doesn't bother buying any textbooks every semester and would just gladly borrow them off from some girl whenever i really need them. I am THAT slack.

Slack i may be but i still do most of my part to get by in life just enough so that i won't turn out to be some uneducated bum when i grow older. Yeah, i'm lazy. But i'm still an A-grade English student amongst other subjects. I guess you could call me a smart slacker. I am, after all, the most smartest man in the world aren't i? Anyway, like i said, i don't have that much of a social life because i choose not to have one. I'm possibly the most laid back guy you'd ever meet. Hell, even Larry said i was. Check this out. Wanna know what i did yesterday? Here's a blow by blow account of what i did.

Friday, February 9, 2001

I AM BUMBUM - 9:25pm@ February 9 2001
I was actually gonna sign up for this about a week ago but i guess i got sidetracked somewhat into not doing so. Anyway, it's gonna seem like i'm jumping on a bandwagon now but hey, who gives a fuck.

Shaggy - 8:05pm@ February 9 2001
Does anybody have the latest Shaggy CD? One of my roommates does and all i've been hearing ALL WEEK EVERYDAY is track number 10 on that CD. It seems like EVERYBODY is addicted to that song (It Wasn't Me). I swear, everyone who walks into our apartment AUTOMATICALLY puts on that damn song on repeat AND on full blast with little regard of what time it is. It's not at all that bad really. Not yet anyway. You can only listen to one song for so long till you start getting BORED TO DEATH of it. But it's a pretty cool song nonetheless. I personally like track number 8 but that's just me being really corny.

Please do not watch Sugar And Spice. It's a terrible movie. Terrible i tell you.

I hate titles - 7:55pm@ February 9 2001
People are still talking about that Army Of Darkness gimmick that i pulled about a week ago...

Simon: If people didn't spot ash as a gimmick, I'd be surprised
Edo: but Justin seemed to post lots of emails from people asking where Justin was. Prolly from people who haven't see Evil Dead or something.
Simon: 'tis always possible that people are more stupid than I thought...

No title - 7:50pm@ February 9 2001
Hmm. I realize that i haven't been posting as much at night as i usually used to. And as a result, my hits have suffered. I wonder if not posting at night has anything to do with my hits going down. It's sure does seem like it. Anyway, if i don't get a significantly higher hit count today than i got for yesterday, it will prove that i am right and that i am the smartest man in the world.

Bring it on - 2:59pm@ February 9 2001
Bored doesn't even begin to describe how i'm feeling right now. I wish i had mroe money to buy myself a DVD. I have my eyes set on getting The Prince Of Egypt: Signature Selection. But if i were to buy it now, i'd be BROKE for the rest of the month.

Anyway, to Edo, Brooke and Lucy... did you all happen to receive my last e-mail to all you guys because i have a very strange feeling that it didn't get to you all. I think i've just said 'you all' way too many times there.

Anyway, i literally have a assload of work to finish off this weekend. I got some dumb Psychology presentation that i gotta do for class next Friday. I have this stupid essay about Valentines Day that i gotta complete by this Tuesday for my Thought and Writing class. I also have my Communications mid terms on the 15th and on top of that, i've got that damn 'Things Fall Apart' novel presentation (which is Simon's favorite book by the way) for my T&W class coming up next Thursday.

And i want to have Kirsten Dunst. Preferably on my lap.

Plugged - 1:30pm@ February 9 2001
I just found out that my site was plugged over at this site. Now call me stupid but i didn't really get what he meant when he said:

f.u.b.a.r - Check this site. I bet you never seen this kind before. Oppps R-18. 3:53 PM

Yeah, i'm stupid.

A worthwhile post - 12:10pm@ February 9 2001
Hey guess what? Not only am i nearly broke again, i also have nothing to say in this post! Joy!

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Your Name: Kip
Your Email Address: kip
Comments

tilde hmmm? isn't it used in a url to indicate an 'absolute' location? and perhaps it's a way for those people that don't know how to use character map to write in Spanish. craply.

i have no idea. personally i've used it fewer than half a dozen times. but ask yourself, how many times have you used this: ¹? i've seen it in physics equations, but never on screen.

yeah. this was a pointless email. perhaps you'll turn it into an interesting and worthwhile post. or perhaps not.

~Kip~

ps. WHOA! that's where it gets used, on forwards from 12 year olds called @~Julie~@. elementary, my dear Justin.
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I was contemplating on not bothering to post at all today. Just to see how many of you'd miss me. But i thought, what the heck, i got nothing else better to do so why not just pollute the internet with more of my mindless banter.

Yawn - 11:59am@ February 9 2001
Crap. I overslept.

Thursday, February 8, 2001

Tilde? - 10:15am@ February 8 2001
I happen to think that the tilde key, or however the hell it's spelt, is the most pointless key on any keyboard. You know what i'm talking about. I'm talking about this little symbol here: ~

Honestly, i have NEVER ever found any use for this key EVER in all my years of typing on a keyboard. I mean, what purpose does it serve? Call me ignorant but really, it's probably the least pressed key on anybody's keyboard. Hell, that was probably the first time i've ever even TOUCHED that key. I also find it annoying when people use that symbol in their URL. You know, like http://geoshities.com/~thisisadumbsymbol/really.html. Why make an already long URL even more complicated by adding a dumb ~ to it? It's stupid i tell you.

No posts, no hits - 10:07am@ February 8 2001
By the way, yesterday was a public holiday here and yes, the library was closed. Hence the almost complete lack of posts on my part.

Don't bother - 5:27am@ February 8 2001
Um..don't bother watching Save The Last Dance starring Julia Stiles and Sean Patrick Thomas. This is the most predictable, clich’ ridden movie i've seen all year. In other words, it www.sucksass.com.

E-mail and secret messages - 3:30am@ February 8 2001
Somebody actually cares? Inconceivable! But seriously, it's e-mails like this that make my running this site all the more worthwhile. So thank YOU for the e-mail Will.

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To: "'webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com'"
Subject: nothing in particular
From: "Hinds, William" WHinds@netEPS.com
Date: Tue, Feb 6 2001 12:40:45 PM -0500

i can understand how you feel about your webpage getting dull for you personally and reaching your personal limit, but i just wanted to say i appreciate your effort thus far. it may not mean much but i enjoy checking your site during my day. so thanks.

WiLL Hinds II (will.hinds@mailandnews.com)
Network Provisioning
Concord EFS, Inc.
@work: 302-791-8472

"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today"

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On a side note, i can't believe that i spent as much time as i did trying to decipher that damn hidden message.

No title - 12:58am@ February 8 2001
Ever notice the fact that i never really talk about my girlfriend on my site? In fact, i don't think that people are even aware that i have a girlfriend. I do mention her maybe once or twice every coupla months or so but i generally try to avoid talking about her most of the time. The main reason being the fact that i know that people don't really give a damn reading about my lovelife. But anyway, it's been a coupla months so i thought i might just do an obligatory post where i'd give her a mention.

So how's it going between the two of us? Not good really. Things have just been gradually falling apart ever since the day she left for Australia in August of last year. And i haven't seen her ever since i came here to Malaysia. I dunno. I guess the long distance thing has taken it's toll on our relationship. That amongst other things. But hey, (sh)it happens i guess.

An interesting to note is the fact that my girlfriend absolutely DESPISES this site of mine. She HATES it with a vengeance. She never visits it. She REALLY has a strong dislike for this site. She says that i'm just not 'myself' on here and that i'm 'different'. Yup, she hates me here. But obviously she loves me in real life. As you can probably tell from the e-mail that i posted up yesterday. Yup, that was her.

It's kinda funny though. For most of the part, i assume that most of my regular readers find my online personality to be quite likable. I mean, if this wasn't the case, why would any of you keep coming back for more of my daily crap everyday? This has got me thinking to myself: "Heh, if you think i'm likable here, wait till you meet me in real life". But of course, that's just a thought.

It's not just my girlfriend who doesn't like me on my site. One of my best buds in Canada, Judy, doesn't think too highly of me on my site too. I find it funny the fact that two of the closest people in my life DON'T support my site. Judy just doesn't like it. My girlfriend, she just absolutely HATES it. She actually told me to take the whole site down once. I refused to and we got into a little arguement after that. Heh. But anyway, everything's usually just fine unless i happen to mention anything at all to do with my website to her whenever we're on the phone.

She just goes apeshit when that happens.

Wednesday, February 7, 2001

Testimonial - 4:40am@ February 7 2001
Over the past 8 months or so, i've tried numerous times to depict how i'm really like in real life (for those of you who haven't had the pleasure(?) of knowing me personally) in the form of 'this is how i'm like' posts on this site. They've never really worked that well mostly because they were written by myself. And what i've written about myself could prove to be a bit biased because...it was written by me. So yeah, i don't think i've ever really presented myself quite accurately on this site. Sure, for those of you who have been reading this site for a while now, some of my real life personality traits may have spilt into my online personality but for most of the part, i'm not at all like how i am on this site as i am in real life. But of course, that's a given because noone's really the way the are online as they are in real life.

Anyway, i was cleaning out my inbox yesterday and i stumbled across this one e-mail that i received last July. It's basically a 'review' of sorts.

Of myself.

Written by someone else.

Who happens to be a girl.

At the time, i'd remember asking her to write me an e-mail detailing EVERYTHING that she liked and disliked about me. I told her to be brutally honest and i told her to write the e-mail as if she was writing to somebody else other than myself.

And so she did.

Anyway, i re-read the whole thing and i was pretty surprised to see how everything she'd said in that e-mail still holds up and pretty much rings true to myself even now after all this time. It's not really something that everybody would wanna read but hey, if you're interested, by all means have a read. I've posted the entire e-mail below. I didn't write it so it's pretty much as unbiased as it can get.

Anyway, this is me from the honest point of view of someone who knows me very very well. It's probably as accurate a 'review' as it can get. Feel free to barf at any time.

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Date: Friday,21st July 2000
Time:10.38pm

I guess Justin is an overall nice person, maybe too nice...

Yes Justin is funny...i guess that why i fell in love with the guy...he's very charming...yeahhh...try talking to him...i promise, you won't be disappointed! He's way over friendly...it's like a friendly-flirt kinda thing...you know how some guys...they're really friendly..too friendly that they don't even realize that they're F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G!!!!?!

oh well...i guess that all boils down to the fact that he is charming! Ohh yeah...he is sooo full of himself and he just kills himself cracking up at his own jokes...he thinks that he's the smart one all the time...actually, come to think of it, he is smart, i won't deny that...sigh~ He's got a great sense of humour, i guess that's why he carries a conversation so well- it's true, men with a good sense of humour can and will talk a lot! Justin's a classic example!

Well,the thing with him is that, i just don't like it when he says one thing but does not do it or says one thing but goes and do another thing...just ticks me off sometimes!Yes most of the time he contradicts himself and always has the last word!

I guess he's cute...you know like when he's shy and stuff...i don't know...i guess he is somewhat shy but puts on a brave front...ohh speaking of putting on a brave front...like i said before, he is sooooooo full of himself! it's like all men i guess, they need their daily dose of "ego-boosting" or whatever you want to call it! i guess i can't blame 'em, it's in their nature~ sigh~

Is he a pervert??? nahhh..i don't think so...it's good that he likes breasts; if he doesn't...hmmm...there must be something wrong with him...hmmm~

Oohhhyeahh...he doesn't like confrontation.

Yes he is caring.

Yes he is sweet...has a really nice voice...the kinda voice that you know you're gonna like talking to this guy...hmmm~

Yes he is romantic...it all goes back to the part where i told you that he's charming.

He can be stubborn at times.

He can be very persuasive...ticks me off!

hmm..he's a GOOOOOD kisser! you know...like gentle and everything..hehe~

I guess he's the type of guy...well...like you'd have to be on your toes all the time...you know...like make yourself sound really interesting each day you talk to him...like you have to be creative(?!?) to grab his ummm...attention...

...sometimes i feel stoopid talking to him..well he sounds smart and everything...i don't know...maybe it's the way he talks?!!!hmm... i feel...like he could talk to some other more interesting gurls... i feel that...you know...like he'll lose interest in me fast(maybe he has already?!?!)

I think of him as the type...who's very hard to please...i don't know, i guess i'm not doing a very job...sigh~

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And if you're wondering, no, the girl who wrote this piece wasn't the psycho ex-girlfriend one. This was written by another different girl. Oddly enough, i became her boyfriend a coupla months later. So that was pretty cool. Haha.

Anyway, that's pretty much how i am offline i guess... from a girl's point of view. I'm almost totally different when i'm online though.

No, i'm not schizo.

Tuesday, February 6, 2001

That's My Bush! - 9:20pm@ February 6 2001

Please? - 9:05pm@ February 6 2001
Crap. It's already 9:05pm and i've only gotten 333 hits in total so far compared to yesterday's grand total of 484?? Shiiiit. I guess people HAVE stopped coming here.

COME BACK! I BEG OF YOU PLEASE! COME BACK!

*shudder* - 9:00pm@ February 6 2001
I dread to think of the actual number of people who actually did rub the inside of their cheek and essentially FINGERING THEIR OWN MOUTH.

SICK SICK SIIIIICK - 2:30pm@ February 6 2001
Hey uh...GUYS. Do me a favor and try rubbing the inside of your cheek (yes, inside your mouth) with your finger.

That's how a woman feels like.

Unfunny - 2:20pm@ February 6 2001
I'm literally crying my eyes out at how unfunny that last post was. I hope that post was incentive enough for you to STOP VISITING THIS SITE.

Kirsten - 2:10pm@ February 6 2001

psykotik2k: hi kirsten
Lone Korean: Hey, Jessica.
psykotik2k: did you just like, get a new haircut or what? you look super today.
Lone Korean: I painted my nails, curled my hair, and did other various girly type things that make me more appealing to boys.
psykotik2k: ooh ooh ooh, i like, sooooo need a manicure right now. Hey, tell you what, let's go shopping! I saw this absolutely fabulous pink sweater the other day at the mall! then after that we can like, flirt around with all the silly boys there. tee hee.
Lone Korean: I'd love to! But, I look fat. Please tell me I'm not, for I am fishing for superfluous compliments to raise my self-esteem.
psykotik2k: oh sweetie, you are SO not fat. You're totally a winona ryder. BETTER that winona ryder in fact.
Lone Korean: Like, oh my god! Her nose is like totally humongous!
psykotik2k: but her bod honey, it's like, soooooo YOU!
Lone Korean: *cries* No one understands how I FEEL!
psykotik2k: oh you poor darling you. i'd just LOVE to talk to you about this but i promised Ryan that i'd give him a call. Let go out for lunch sometime and just pig out. tee hee. deal?
Lone Korean: I hate you!
psykotik2k: bitch!
Lone Korean: PSYCHOBITCH!
Lone Korean: *pulls your hair*
psykotik2k: you're FAT!
Lone Korean: You're FLAT!
psykotik2k: *slaps your face*
psykotik2k: *screams!*
psykotik2k: i haaaate youuuu! you're so MEAN! ugh!
Lone Korean: Slut!
psykotik2k: goodBYE!. i'm never ever gonna talk to you ever again!
psykotik2k: bitch
Lone Korean: Fine!
psykotik2k: hmmph!

Bitch.

I am such an opportunist - 2:00pm@ February 6 2001
Haha. I am so great. Every single day in class, i always manage to get the best seat in and get SURROUNDED by hot chicks (e.g Vivian, Kelly, Yvonne, Sue, Nicole...etc) left, right and center. And from behind too. That was the best thing about my Thought and Writing class today.

Such a great view all around.

Hey uh... - 10:55am@ February 6 2001
An e-mail and a message from Kip:

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Your Name: Kip
Comments: People need initiation into the world of the Evil Dead. Badly.
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See? I told you all that you needed to watch those movies but noooooooo...you're just too good for them. Gah.

Stop visiting this site.

Holiday - 10:45am@ February 6 2001
Tommorow's a public holiday over here. I have no idea if the library'll be open. So i don't if i'll be able to post that much.

By the way, STOP COMING HERE. MY SITE IS BORING. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A 'MY SITE IS BORING' GIMMICK.

IT REALLY IS BORING.

Honestly - 2:53am@ February 6 2001
All gimmicks and kidding aside, sometimes i really do HATE this site. I get so sick to death of it. It's just so god awfully CACK sometimes. I just feel like i can't take it any further than it already is in the larger scheme of things. There's just no more growth to this site. It's become stale, monotonous and above all boring. I just don't think that it's possible to expand on it anymore. No amount of gimmickry or jokes can save it from the fact that it's B.O.R.I.N.G.

And that's the thing that gets me. You KNOW it's boring. Hell, I know it's boring but still, you visit it everyday and give it hits. I just don't understand it. Sure i can just quit just like that. Piece of cake. I could you know. I could...

I could also just slack off and not care about the site anymore. I'll just cease to write any good posts. I'll just go on for days and days without posting. Not that anybody'd really care or anything if i don't post. So it probably won't be a big deal if i do quit. Like i said, nobody'd really care. And i mean like, really reeaaally care.

For all intents and purposes, even though it seems like i'm obsessed about my hits, let me tell you straight out right now that the hit whoring thing, well, it's all just a schtick. A very overplayed and annoying schtick but a schtick nonetheless. Think of it as a gimmick that's totally run it's course but refuses to go away. Ever. In other words, i don't really care about them as much as you might think. I just like talking about them. Why?

Because i can.

Hits are nice i guess. It's comforting to know that there're actually people out there who come to YOUR site everyday to read YOUR shit. It's always a treat to check out your stats the next day just to see how your site fared in the previous one. It gives you a slight motivation to try and do better so that you can top your previous day's total. It makes you wanna try harder and harder till you reach your own personal limit.

I personally feel that i have reached my limit and that i cannot go any further. I cannot take this site any further than it already is. It's getting old. There's nothing really new here anymore. I need something new to work with for this site. And unless i do something, this site will not evolve. It will not grow. It will die.

Sooner or later.

But i got something else - 12:47pm@ February 6 2001
I got my farting roommate to get me Cruel Intentions: Collectors Edition on DVD yesterday. I haven't watched it yet but it looks like a really good disc. It's a great update on the classic tale of 'Les Liaisons Dangereuses'. I remember wanting to be just like Sebastian in this movie (i.e. smooth) when i first saw it a coupla years ago. I quite like Ryan Phillippe's character in this movie.

But anyway, YOU DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS DVD DO YOU?

SO I WON'T GO ANY FURTHER.

Monday, February 5, 2001

I want - 3:25pm@ February 5 2001

You really have NO idea how much i want this DVD. It's not out yet over here. *cry*

You came back! - 3:05pm@ February 5 2001
What the hell? Didn't i tell you not to come here anymore? I'M BORINGGGGGGGGG. There's nothing to read here...HONESTLY. This site is NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

Fun time with e-mails! - 11:10am@ February 5 2001
Yeah i got a lot of e-mails during this past weekend. All of them regarding the Ash gimmick that i used on this site. Anyway, i would've probably used them in a fourth Ash posting but alas, the Ash thing is over and done with so i'll just post them up as myself. I'm sure SOME of you out there are interested in what some other people had to say about the Ash postings.

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Your Name: Chrome
Your Email Address: chrome@calamity.co.uk
Comments
((mumblemumblelikedJustinbettermumblemumble))

There're enough gimmick diaries, love. We liked _you_.
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I guess she liked the 'real' me better than the 'Ash' me.

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Your Name: Ben
Your Email Address: ben_stockton@hotmail.com
Comments

Lone Korean: Hehe, check this out...
Lone Korean: "Army of Darkness is the third and last part in a series of horror-movies by Sam Raimi, starring Bruce Campbell as the hero Ash, a quite ordinary guy who works as a clerk in a mall called "S-Mart"."
Lone Korean: Sound familiar to, oh, the Ash on fubar, that site run by some Evil Dead movie fan (of which Army of Darkness is a movie in the series)?
BenUKGuy: let me re-read this
Lone Korean: I knew something was wrong. Now I have proof.
Lone Korean: AH HA AH HA!!!
BenUKGuy: ah ha!!!!!
BenUKGuy: ah ha!!!!! the ploy is discovered!
Lone Korean: :o) Too easy.
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It took you guys that long to figure it out?

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Your Name: Ben
Your Email Address: ben_stockton@hotmail
Comments: Justin, we discovered your little ploy, I sent you the proof, I won't tell anyone that's up to you!!!!
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Indeed you did. Even though you were a bit SLOW. Haha.

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Your Name: Elizabeth
Your Email Address: myglasshouse@hotmai.com
Comments

Bring it ON!!!!!

your shit is good, though i miss Justin. Tell him i said hi.

Do u have his email addy or somthing where fans can contact him personally??

love
Liz
www.come.to/my.glass.house
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Well i'm back. Unfortunately.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Ash?
From: Will Boyd will@gearfactory.com
Date: Sat, Feb 3 2001 1:43:28 PM -0800 (PST)

Hmmm... Ash is some dude that works at the S-mart... His first post sounds really familiar for some reason. Sounds vaguely familiar to this movie I've heard of, but I forgot what it's called. Maybe if I see the title of the movie on some website or something, then I'll remember... :o)

Later.
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Whoopie doo. We have a winner.

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Your Name: Ben
Your Email Address: ben_stockton@hotmail
Comments

muhahahaha

You could never fool me Justin!! I win!!

*runs round the room shouting with joy but then trips up and falls through a stained glass window*
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Now is it just me or does it seem like Ben was a little bit overly obsessed with trying to expose Ash for all that he was?

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: blah
From: "Liz Z" myglasshouse@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, Feb 4 2001 4:36:42 PM -0000

YOu silly Poo BUM!!

*slap*
*kick*
*hugz*

You didn't fool me for one bit! nope nope nadda.

love
LIz
www.come.to/my.glass.house

and don't put this email on ur site plz
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Sorry. I just couldn't resist. =]

Sites - 10:34am@ February 5 2001
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Are you full of crap?

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This one's for the guys

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Check this one out too

I was really bored okay?

DVD's - 2:13am@ February 5 2001
I've been spending a lot on DVD's lately. It's probably not a good idea and i'll probably go broke again before the end of the month but hey, i'm stupid that way. I got myself The Patriot, Run Lola Run and Wild Things these past coupla days. The Patriot's a really good disc. The deleted scenes (all 7 of them amounting to about 10+ minutes) were all really good. It's great to actually get to see them on this DVD. I also like the interactive special effects featurette where they showed how they made that cannonball take off that soldier's head over and over and over again. Call me sick but i find watching a guy get decapitated 300 times over highly interesting.

Run Lola Run is a fucking awesome movie. I was totally blown away by this flick. The movie is just so good. Listen, if you see this movie anywhere, DO NOT HESITATE TO RENT/BUY IT. I won't bother telling you what it's all about right now but you just HAVE to watch it. It's better if you go into this movie not knowing what it's all about. Trust me.

Interestingly, Lola looks almost exactly like Thess...albeit with flaming red hair. I swear, she looks almost exactly like Thess from certain angles. I don't know why i think she looks like Thess but she sure does remind me of her. Either that or i must be blind.

Wild Things. Okay, it was either this or Cruel Intentions: Collectors Edition. I had both DVD's in my hands but i finally decided on getting Wild Things. I think it was partly due to the fact that it has Denise Richards is in it. I actually kinda regret getting this disc because it's not as packed at the Cruel Intentions one. But anyway, i think the 3 way scene is worth it. Barely. Plus, i heard that the commentary (which i haven't heard yet) is pretty good. So i hope that'll suffice for the lack of any good extras on this disc.

I listened to the commentary for Starship Troopers two nights ago and i was so relieved when i heard Paul Verhoeven talk about how the test audiences ABSOLUTELY HATED Denise Richards' character in that movie. As you probably know by now, i too, ABSOLUTELY DESPISE her character. I seriously wanted her to DIE in this movie. I honestly thought i was the only one who thought this way...until i heard the commentary. Haha. I wish i could let you hear what Paul Verhoeven had to say about Denise's character throughout the movie. It was fucking funny. EVERYBODY hated her.

I still want the Bring It On DVD. Bad. It's not out yet here. Damn it.

Theory - 12:35am@ February 5 2001
As you've probably gathered by now, i'm back posting as my normal self (and i mean that in the loosest possible way. I know i can be anything but normal at times...). It was fun posting as Ash. I really had it easy those three days. Anyway, for those of you who're interested, this was how i came about creating that gimmick.

So it was the 31st of January, i was bored out of my mind, i posted a coupla shit reviews of some movies and i had ABSOLUTELY nothing interesting or good to post. So i thought i should quit the site. And i did. Of course, i was really seriously quitting. I had been toying with this idea of creating a fake poster for my site to screw around with my readers a coupla weeks before but it just never panned out. I don't know what possessed me to try it out right then and there on that day but i just did. And that was when the brilliant idea of having Ash from the Evil Dead movies post for my site. I thought to myself, "Hmmm...he's my most favorite movie character ever and i'm really good at doing impressions (Wanna hear my Keanu Reeves impression?) so why not 'be' Ash and post as Ash on my site?"

And so, my mind was made up. I'd employ a site gimmick that'd hopefully shock (Jan 31) and screw (Feb 1) around with my readers. So after my little 'I Quit' post, i didn't post for about 24 hours. Some people actually thought i'd really quit the site. So that was kinda amusing... to me. =]

Anyway, during those 24 hours, i made up a simple new layout, fooled around with Photoshop a bit and did a hell of a lot of actual research on Bruce Campbell and the Army of Darkness movie. I compiled a list of the best Army of Darkness sites out there and i even read the original script and transcript of the movie. I read up a whole lot on and about Bruce Campbell and i even studied all his interviews and articles that he'd written to learn what words Bruce/Ash would use in day to day conversations. I learnt his speaking style, i used words that he would use and i basically 'became' Ash.

Yeah i spent a lot of time just researching and sculpting those three posts written by Ash to make them as ACCURATE as possible to how a real Ash might have written them. It wasn't really what i would consider too much 'work' doing all of that researching because i was interested in knowing more about him anyway and i actually got to learn more about my most favorite actor ever in the process. The first post used a LOT of the original dialogue from the Army of Darkness movie albeit slightly altered here and there. But for those of you who've actually seen the movie, you'd definitely notice it straight away. I used a lot of the lines from the movie and i even said some stuff that hint at some of the lines that i didn't use e.g. "Gimme some sugar baby" became "I sure wouldn't mind getting some sugar from her"

The second post was just me trying to answer e-mails in the way Ash might answer them. It was fun responding to them as Ash and just being really sarcastic/bitter about everything. That made me smile alot while typing out that post. I also got the chance to make fun of myself too so that was pretty funny. Haha. I kill myself sometimes.

Well...it was funny to me anyway...

The third post was just more 'Justin bashing' and a promotion to get you people to watch the damn Army of Darkness movie. It also had a whole lot of tongue in cheek statements about weblogging in general. My way of weblogging in particualr. And that... was the last post as Ash.

A lot of people probably didn't 'get' the whole thing because they'd never bothered watching any of the Evil Dead movies. But to those of you who have seen those movies, well, it was pretty obvious that it was all an angle. A fake. A set up. A gimmick.

Surprisingly, some people actually believed that Ash was a real person. One person even mistakenly called him AMY and thought that he was a she (If Ash was real, he'd probably kick that guy's ass). I have absolutely NO IDEA how ANYONE could've believed that Ash was a real person with all those links to the Army of Darkness websites plastered all down the side of the page. But miraculously, some of them believed. Some of them.

Either they're completely stupid or i'm just really too good.

But anyway, my hits shot up the day after i quit and the day Ash started posting. It was unbelievable. I'd actually topped my all time highest of 615 hits. And i only had to post ONCE during the day. And that was the beauty of it. For those 3 subsequent days, i only posted ONCE a day. Only ONE really good post and that was it for the day. So i had a LOT of time to do other things.

It was fun posting as Ash. I could step out of character and basically write as if i wasn't myself. And i did. I amused myself to great lengths trying to come up with snappy Ash stlye responses to the e-mails i'd received and it was great fun just making fun of myself AND my site. But of course, i could only assume the Ash character for so long before it would start to get stale and boring. Besdies, it was quit limited in what i could do with the Ash character. I couldn't really talk about the mall, i couldn't talk about watching movies, i couldn't talk about girls and it was kinda hard having to talk about myself in the third person. I still did manage to talk about Thess abit though. Hehe. But anyway, i decided to quit while i was ahead. And that was that.

For the record, everything that Timm said in his e-mail was true. He nailed it right on the spot.

Also, i never really did offically quit the site at any time. I have been posting everyday for the past 4 days haven't i?

Anyway, you all should really go out and watch all the Evil Dead movies you know. You're missing out on ALOT if you haven't. Point in case, i know some of you have ABSOLUTELY no idea what to make of the Ash postings because you just didn't get all of it. I'm sure it amused at least a few people out there who've seen the movie. I know for sure that i amused myself. So go out and find those movies. You won't regret it. Really.

Anyway, i'm back to my old boring self so you can stop visiting my site now. Yep. Stop giving me hits. I don't deserve them because i'm not Ash anymore. Stop coming here. I mean it. If i get more that 200 hits today, i'll quit!

I really will. Really.

Sunday, February 4, 2001

I don't quit - 8:30pm@ February 4 2001
Well, i'm back. After a much needed break from 'myself', i've decided to return. Now i could just be silly and continue on pretending that Ash and i are two completely different people but hey, that would be just insulting your intelligence. Anyway, OF COURSE we were the same person. I'd NEVER EVER give my site away to anyone but myself. And of course it was all a gimmick. A really good one too. Did any of you take a look at my hits when Ash took over? Daaaaaaamn i'm good. Yep, the hits may be going down by now (most probably because of the fact that i'm posting VERY late in the day today) but hey, i knew that it wouldn't last anyway. What goes up, must come down.

But regardless of which, it was quite satisfying to know that i'm still fucking good and that i am indeed the smartest man in the world to pull of such a great gimmick like that. I mean hey, if hits are any indication of how good a gimmick is, then what you see here (February 1 2001) pretty much says it all.

Yeah sure sure, i could've dragged it on for a whole lot longer but let's face it, it could get really old really fast. Besides, i thought i'd just end that all while i was on top. My hits may suffer as a result (and you all know how much i love my hits) but like i said, it'd never last anyway. Again, what goes up, must come down. A coupla people might be disappointed by the abrupt discontinuation of the Ash postings but it had to end sometime. Sorry to burst your bubble pard, but Ash won't be back anythime soon.

Apologies if the site's loading up slower than usual today. This main page is running at about 108k at the moment. I'll have it trimmed down and get everything fixed up by tomorrow.

You know, i should've posted earlier today. But it's Sunday, the library's closed, i was too slack to write anything good and i just wanted to take some time off from my site for a coupla hours. But hey, at least i'm back and i'm here to stay.

Till the next time i decide to quit that is.