Search Referrals/Jeanne

Hey buddy, let me tell you what that is. It’s motherfucking SPS baby. Otherwise known as Skanky Panty Syndrome. And i feel your pain. It’s well documented over here. I suggest you NOT go down on her if you see that shit on her undergarments. Avoid it like the bubonic plague (unless if you’re like me and you’re willing to please your woman even though she’s going to taste like piss and vinegar).

Now this may not seem like anything to you guys but i personally find it highly highly amusing. And i’m sure that some of you other Bruneian bloggers that read my site will find this at least somewhat amusing.

You see, i actually know this girl. Hell, there’s even like about 2 weeks of posts decidated to her on this site from way back in the year 2000 (when my posts used to be much more bloggier and suckier. now they’re just plain sucky).

It’s a little known fact that i tend to do really really stupid things sometimes right around times when i’m about to leave someplace. Like before leaving the country or switching schools or something. Jeanne was this hot new chick at school that pretty much everyone had their eye on. Just so happened that i happened to be in the right place at the right time for me to get closer to her. It’s all well documented if you start reading for about two weeks or so starting from Tuesday, the 18th of July, year 2000. Actually you know what? Shit, don’t read any of that crap. My site really sucked back then plus i sound really gay.

But anyhow, yeah, with about 2 week left before i was set to leave JIS, i figured what the hell. I’ll just try to mack on the hottest chick in school just for publicity. Now i have no idea why she even went along with it (i mean come on, this is ME we’re talking about, why would ANYONE wanna give me the time of day is beyond me. but hey, she did and while she was pretty nice and all, she wasn’t exactly the type of person you’d want to have as a girlfriend. I mean come on, this pretty much says it all:

So yeah, we were essentially just ‘playing’ each other without either one of us really knowing it. It was fun while it lasted.

Note: i never actually did get anywhere with her. not even a kiss on the cheek or anything like that. so it was fairly innocent and it wasn’t like i was taking advantage of her. it’s not something i would do. but hot damn i wish i did. haha. considering how she’s apparently…

…now.

Here’s a picture of her.

Okay so it’s a pretty shitty picture but goddamn, she was really hot back then in real life. Have no idea what she looks like now though. Anyone of you Bruneian bloggers have any dirt of her?

I once heard this story about how she got really pissed at her boyfriend one time for cumming on her and she made him lick his own cum off of her. And then she made him sleep on the streets. Or something like that. I know for sure that at least half of that story is true in one form or another. Last i heard she was a groupie for this well known local band here in Brunei.

Oh no wait. Not a groupie. A ‘Band Aid’.

(Thank you Cameron Crowe)

Anyhow, if anything, there’s at least ONE person out there who thinks Jeanne is…

… and i’m kind of interested in how she got to be that way (even though i sort of already know she’s kind of like that because she once actually told me that she was a ‘bad’ girl on the phone). If you’ve got any dirt, go ahead and post anonymously in the comments if you want.

A little plug for two of the more tolerable Bruneian blog sites out there because frankly, most of them are fucking shitty. *which i actually ranted about in an as of yet unpublished post which i’ve been sitting on for the past year and a half now that includes a chatlog of me and Edo, the grandaddies of the Bruneian blog – e/n scene. the only reason why i never posted it up because 1) it’s a really self serving egotistical history of FUBAR kind of post and because 2) who really gives a shit about all of that anyway.

If you want the best (of the worst) in Bruneian blog sites like mine, you best just stick to FUBAR. There’s a reason why i don’t link to other Bruneian sites. It’s because they all suck (just like mine but mine just sucks less).

And yes, Brunei is small enough to have THE FIRST EVER E/N BLOG SITE (mine) and just ONE…

Because just like FUBAR, there is no other. Unless of course i’m just wrong (which i never am. goddamn, i rule so much).

(just like apple)

We rule.

It’s good to be king.

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*mind if i feed my ego just a bit? i haven’t done so in quite a while. it’s hungry.

7 thoughts on “Search Referrals/Jeanne

  1. http://www.allamateurbabes.com/nft1/07/L4_Hrdcr_Jnnys.html

    Girl in the top left corner look like Jeanne?

    #1 | Comment by Mark — December 19, 2003 @ 5:12 pm

  2. OMG justin, just been reading your posts on jeanne, you did sound kinda desperate and winy…
    but after reading your posts I still don’t really understand why jeanne is called the slut of brunei?

    off topic:
    wow 141 visitors… thats a very slow day
    nowadays…

    #2 | Comment by WP — December 19, 2003 @ 5:17 pm

  3. wp –

    haha. told you not to read that crap. back then i wasnt really posting for an international audience. the only people that knew about my site were just the people that i knew in school. yeah the desperate and whiny parts were there to make it all the more ‘dramatic’. and for most of the part, it worked! haha. 141 hits was a lot back then!!

    but damn, if i ever get only 141 hits these days, i’ll quit the site.

    oh and i have no idea why anybody would try searching for ‘jeanne slut of brunei’ (and end up on my site) and i’m not even sure if she really is ‘the slut of brunei’ (i know someone else who’s much better suited for that title and her name is valerie, but that’s another story altogether).

    anyhow, if anybody knows whats up with that, post about it here.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — December 19, 2003 @ 5:30 pm

  4. hehe – Bandaid

    from one of my favourite films 🙂

    #4 | Comment by NGEddie — December 19, 2003 @ 5:48 pm

  5. w00t apple. w00t egos! w00t eggos (which feed your stomach!)

    #5 | Comment by naj — December 20, 2003 @ 1:57 am

  6. Maybe it’s just the picture, but that can’t be Jeanne (the girl who made your whole class stare and whip their heads around). Unless, that was a pretty damn pitiful school with no girls there.

    #6 | Comment by Dranakin — December 20, 2003 @ 10:44 am

  7. oh trust me. it’s just the picture. i had to take that when she wasn’t looking. OMG SPYCAM! but hey, i mean come on! even our fucking old ass bald computer studies teacher was subtly saying she was hot. that’s just not right!

    #7 | Comment by Justin — December 20, 2003 @ 11:11 am

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